+Red Clover Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 (edited) If everyone is out of the house who's gonna mist the coals. .. Sorry I couldnt resist.. Great advice though! My first NORM .. Im so proud.. sniff sniff Edited April 10, 2004 by Red Clover Quote Link to comment
+Confucius' Cat Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 OFF TOPIC!!! This is NOT the place for SERIOUS advice! Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 The grass is always greener in the neighbors yard. My neighbors all planted rocks. They aren't growing though. Quote Link to comment
+crzycrzy Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 My fondest memory is.... ...I forgot ! Quote Link to comment
AC Student Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Never bite a married woman on the thigh 'Cause she just can't rub it off, no matter how she'll try. And when she gets home at night, her man will ask her why Then she'll say it's just a birthmark or some other silly lie. But he'll get suspicious and then he will start to pry. Then she'll get hysterical and she will start to cry. And he'll say, "I don't blame you, but tell me who's the guy?" So she'll admit to everything and he will say "bye-bye". And he'll buy an airline ticket and he'll fly across the sky. And then he'll come and find you and he'll punch you in the eye. Then he'll rent a cheap hotel room and he'll hang himself with his tie. And when she gets the news, she'll take an overdose of sleeping Tablets and she's gonna lie on the couch and die. So never, never, never, never, never, never, never, Bite a married woman on the thigh! -- Shel Silverstein Quote Link to comment
nobby.nobbs Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 life too short to rush....stop and smell the roses every now and then. quality is better than quantity. Quote Link to comment
+Team Flying Dachshund Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 when you are sad go to here or here or here orhere or here or here or if you dont like bush go here Quote Link to comment
uperdooper Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 obey gravity. it's the law!! Quote Link to comment
+Webfoot Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 If everyone is out of the house who's gonna mist the coals. .. Sorry I couldnt resist.. Great advice though! My first NORM .. Im so proud.. sniff sniff Sorry Red Clover. Norms are only on the AS thread. Quote Link to comment
+Team Flying Dachshund Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Any good jokes? Quote Link to comment
+soocold Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 This is one of my favorites: Keep an open Mind...... But not so open your brains fall out...... Quote Link to comment
+KSWader Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 My great-grandma always said, "It does not matter if you can't see it on a galloping horse." Quote Link to comment
+JoesBar Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 1) When forced to choose between two evils, always choose the one you've never tried before. 2) When probing dark places, use protection. 3) Never trust a naked busdriver. Quote Link to comment
+IndyMagicMan Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Do what you can, not what you can't. Quote Link to comment
+Big Tom Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 The point of the journey is not to arrive. Quote Link to comment
+Planet Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 When your driving north on the road along the river and you see one of these heading north also, watch the road ahead of you because the rower might flush out one of these from the riverbank on your side of the road to fly right in front of your windsheild and the advice is that now you have to make the split decision to have one of these or not. It happened to me just about a half an hour ago. I decided on sticking with the pork roast. Quote Link to comment
+soocold Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 It does no good to hate people.... Half the people you hate, don't know it, and the other half...... Just don't care. Quote Link to comment
Big Black Bunny Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 (edited) If it ain't broke don't fix it! 'Cause when it is broke! You won't be able to fix it!!! Edited April 11, 2004 by Big Black Bunny Quote Link to comment
+Cache Viking Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 There is never enough time to do the job right ... but always enough time to do it over. Quote Link to comment
+zygote2k Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 Just remember- CYA! Quote Link to comment
+TeamK-9 Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 When in doubt, run in circles until you knock yourself out... Quote Link to comment
+Geo Ho Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Happy caching and stuff! Quote Link to comment
GeoTeam66 Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 I think the information here is really important and thanks for the advice. I'll use it the next time I go hiking. Quote Link to comment
+Team Flying Dachshund Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 and in local news all members of Goeteam66 have been injured in a climbing axident. Quote Link to comment
+rusty_tlc Posted April 12, 2004 Author Share Posted April 12, 2004 OFF TOPIC!!!This is NOT the place for SERIOUS advice! Sez who? It's my topic! Just remember the subtitle, worth every penny of it. Quote Link to comment
+rusty_tlc Posted April 12, 2004 Author Share Posted April 12, 2004 Don't leave the GPS on the dash when you have the top off. Quote Link to comment
The Old Goat Patrol Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 The hardest thing to turn is a human crank. Quote Link to comment
+The Cheeseheads Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Always wash your hands well after handling habenero peppers... Quote Link to comment
+Polgara Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Do NOT cache in clogs...especially on the upside of a hill...especially in the mud...cause you'll have to run back to the car in your socks. Quote Link to comment
+rusty_tlc Posted April 13, 2004 Author Share Posted April 13, 2004 Always wash your hands well after handling habenero peppers... Quote Link to comment
Colonel Mustard Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 If it ain't broke don't fix it!'Cause when it is broke! You won't be able to fix it!!! If it ain't broke keep fixing it till it is. Helicopters don't really fly........... they are so ugly that the earth repels them. That light at the end of the tunnel is really the headlight of the oncoming train. Quote Link to comment
+Planet Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Never spray deet near your glasses! I can't see a thing anymore! Oh, then I'd better add, stay away from Planet when she's driving. Quote Link to comment
+Anonymous' Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Don't leave the GPS on the dash when you have the top off. Did you find that out the hard way? Quote Link to comment
+El Diablo Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 (edited) No matter how tempting, do not post to a thread that has been locked by a Mod. This goes hand in hand with not listening to every idea a friend has. El Diablo Edited August 28, 2004 by El Diablo Quote Link to comment
+sept1c_tank Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Know matter how tempting, do not post to a thread that has been locked by a Mod. This goes hand in hand with not listening to every idea a friend has. El Diablo Read my sig line! Quote Link to comment
+El Diablo Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Know matter how tempting, do not post to a thread that has been locked by a Mod. This goes hand in hand with not listening to every idea a friend has. El Diablo Read my sig line! We should have listened to the other 9. El Diablo Quote Link to comment
Texasbagman Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Never take a knife to a gun fight. Quote Link to comment
+nittany dave Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 The maharaja once told me... Never...no, Always carry a trash bag in your car. It keeps the car clean and if it gets full, you can just through it out the window. Let's see who remembers that one. Quote Link to comment
+El Diablo Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 If it feels good...chances are you shouldn't do it! Quote Link to comment
+Night_Hawk Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Two rules for life: (1) Don't tell people everything you know. Never let your willpower get the best of you. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. Always borrow money from pessimists--they never expect it back. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you! Quote Link to comment
+Robespierre Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 earthworms do not taste "nice and peppery", no matter what anyone says. not even sateed with roasted garlic and red pepper and served in a cream sauce on toast points. I promise to listen the first time. 1. Know the difference between s*** and Shinola (sp?)2. Never trust "whitey" 3. See a doctor and get rid of it! Can anyone name the source of this great wisdom? I thought it was Wheezy Jefferson. Never fry bacon naked. I've still got scars. carpe diem seize the fish! Quote Link to comment
+fivegallon Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 If it's got t_ts or wheels....it'll give you problems.......... Quote Link to comment
+FtMgAl Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you! If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No sense making a fool of yourself. Don't burn that bridge until you get to it. Don't spill milk on a burning bridge. Don't cross someone who is crying. A stitch in time can stop the bleeding. Don't cut off your nose - EVER! Every silver lining has a cloud. If you're a worm, best to sleep late this morning. There are only 2 kinds of people in the world - those who think there are only 2 kinds of people in the world and those who don't. Failure is just an opportunity to learn. At least that's what losers will tell you. Quote Link to comment
kayaker22589 Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 S*** Happens When confronting a bear always make sure your friend is a slower runner. Quote Link to comment
Keystone Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Permit me to note that posters' "free advice" ought to relate in some way to geocaching; otherwise, this topic is more suited for the new Off-Topic forum. Thanks. Quote Link to comment
+Eartha Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 (edited) Always give someone time to log a travel bug if you've picked it up and it isn't logged yet. Edited August 29, 2004 by Eartha Quote Link to comment
+Pyewacket Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 (edited) If it's got t_ts or wheels....it'll give you problems.......... I have both. Um...did I say that out loud? Edited August 29, 2004 by Pyewacket Quote Link to comment
uperdooper Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 (edited) If it's got t_ts or wheels....it'll give you problems.......... I have both. Um...did I say that out loud? good one pye!!!!! Edited August 29, 2004 by uperdooper Quote Link to comment
+All4OfUs Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "dadgum, that was a lot of fun!" Quote Link to comment
+FtMgAl Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Permit me to note that posters' "free advice" ought to relate in some way to geocaching; otherwise, this topic is more suited for the new Off-Topic forum. Thanks. It's so easy to get distracted by dozens of "off topic" posts. Ok, how about this: When you camouflage a cache, don't pick up every stick in the area and pile it on the cache container till you can't see any hint of the container. The big pile of sticks in a barren patch of woods is pretty much a dead giveaway. Don't line up all the sticks in one direction to cover more area of the container per stick. A shingled stump is a dead giveaway. Don't use only one type of cover unless that is all there is covering everything within 50 feet. A patch of leaves without a stick or piece of bark is a dead giveaway. When you hide a cache take some time to paint the container in the dominate colors of the area of the hide. A white Tupperware top in a stump is a dead giveaway. Do use different materials in different orientations to cover much of but not all of the container. The more you can make it look like the stuff covering the cache just fell there naturally, the harder it will be to find even if you can see part of the container because you know what you're looking at. Do read and at least attempt to comply with messages posted by TPTB. Quote Link to comment
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