+Stunod Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Always under-guess a woman's age and weight. Quote Link to comment
Bobthearch Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Don't sweat the BIG stuff. -Bob Quote Link to comment
Bobthearch Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Another: If it hurts, STOP doing it! -Bob Quote Link to comment
+JeepCachr Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 When swimming in shark-infested waters, always swim with a buddy. Before you go in the water, hide his knife. Keep yours. I thought swimming with sharks was the same as hiking in bear country. Always go with a buddy that you can outrun or outswim. Quote Link to comment
+blazerfan Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Never tease a weasle now please take this advice the weasle does not like it and teasing isn't nice ("Never Tease a Weasle" was a favorite book of mine when I was young... and pretty good advice ) Quote Link to comment
+woof n lulu Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Groundspeak will always experience a system slowdown when you are trying to log something. Quote Link to comment
WH Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 No matter what you say in the forums, someone will probably flame you for it. Quote Link to comment
Earthdog Patrick Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 At the fork in the trail, take the path the GPSr is pointing AWAY from. Quote Link to comment
+dougtape Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 pee with the wind, not into the wind.... and even more importantly, if it has 3 leaves, don't wipe with it!! dougtape Quote Link to comment
+Web-ling Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 At the fork in the trail, take the path the GPSr is pointing AWAY from. Or, as Yogi Berra once said, "If you come to a fork in the road, take it." Quote Link to comment
+Cache Viking Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe ... You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and find out how deep the rabbit hole goes. Quote Link to comment
mishapman Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Toilet seat covers are useless.See here. There are a lot dirtier places in the bathroom you shouldn't be touching. Wet stuff seaps through...and who's going to put a toilet seat doily and a urine coated seat anyway. Quote Link to comment
+Joe Smith Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid! anyone know who said that? Quote Link to comment
mishapman Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid! anyone know who said that? John Wayne Quote Link to comment
AC Student Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 "Everything else being equal, choose a john with a view" -- Colin Fletcher Quote Link to comment
AJK Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 No matter what you say in the forums, someone will probably flame you for it. You had to bring religion into it didn't you. If it wasn't for dubya, well..... /couldn't resist Quote Link to comment
+Confucius' Cat Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Well my bit of advise is: You can pick your friends You can pick you nose But you can't pick your friends nose You're not my friend. <fake British accent> May I pick your nose, then? </fake British accent> Quote Link to comment
+Confucius' Cat Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Caint never did nothing. Quote Link to comment
+GeoSharks Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 pee with the wind, not into the wind.... If you gotta pee, do it after you find the cache! Quote Link to comment
+Confucius' Cat Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Don't pee on the cache. (I almost did once) Quote Link to comment
Cholo Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Once you get past the smell you've got it licked. Quote Link to comment
+GEO.JOE Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 You've attained maturity when what you think matters more than what other people think. Quote Link to comment
+janni93 Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 No matter what you say in the forums, someone will probably flame you for it. This is the dumbest thing I read in ages, you moron! Get a life! SCNR Quote Link to comment
+T.N.L.N Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Eat yellow snow. It might be beer. Quote Link to comment
+janni93 Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Eat yellow snow. It might be beer. NO! DO NOT! Don't eat yellow snow, it ain't lemon flavoured! Quote Link to comment
WH Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Eat yellow snow. It might be beer. or at least it used to be Quote Link to comment
+crzycrzy Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Always try to stand almost every time your feet nearly almost didn't. Or not. Quote Link to comment
+TeamK-9 Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 When your GPS is supposed to be taking you to a cache at the other side of town, and you find yourself at the Canadian border, RUN.... ....To Walmart and trade in your Magellan for a Garmin... Quote Link to comment
+woof n lulu Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Never squat with yur spurs on.... And never, never kick a fresh cow patty on a hot day Quote Link to comment
+TeamK-9 Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Never try and call your European Penpal from a school phone.... Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Never try and call your European Penpal from a school phone.... How would they know you made the call? Quote Link to comment
fuzzybear Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 What are the three worst words you can hear? Honey I'm Home Quote Link to comment
mufasa1023 Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 whether you are right or wrong your wife or girlfriend is still right.... Quote Link to comment
+Gizmo & Brazin Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 (edited) You only need two things to get by in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas And my personal favorite: A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. Edited April 4, 2004 by Gizmo & Brazin Quote Link to comment
+DavidMac Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 (edited) There are only three types of people in the world who you'll come across: those who can't count, and those who can. Edited April 4, 2004 by DavidMac Quote Link to comment
jeanneisme Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 1. " There is no choice without options" 2. " Dead is Dead" Quote Link to comment
Pto Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 Always pay close attention to the guy whos "got your back" He is in the best position to stick a knife in it..... Quote Link to comment
Bobthearch Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 Learned a new one yesterday: Don't plant the best daffodils by the sidewalk. Darn flower-stealers... -Bob Quote Link to comment
fuzzybear Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 The grass is always greener in the neighbors yard. Quote Link to comment
bug and snake Posted April 4, 2004 Share Posted April 4, 2004 The grass is always greener in the neighbors yard. - but it's just as hard to cut it! Quote Link to comment
+Red Clover Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 The direct path to the cache will ALWAYS have: poison ivy, ticks, briars, or steep climbs in any combination. Quote Link to comment
vinced Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 There are only three types of people in the world who you'll come across: those who can't count, and those who can. Or: There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. Quote Link to comment
+mattopia Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 Beer before liquor: Never sicker. (And geocaching early in the AM while hung over on a Sunday is an interesting experience) Quote Link to comment
+rusty_tlc Posted April 5, 2004 Author Share Posted April 5, 2004 No matter what you say in the forums, someone will probably flame you for it. What a load of codswollop!! I've posted many many times and hardly ever been flamed. You don't have a clue!!! Why don't you go pound ....... Well you asked for it. Quote Link to comment
+WindChill Posted April 5, 2004 Share Posted April 5, 2004 There are only three types of people in the world who you'll come across: those who can't count, and those who can. Or: There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. Yes, there are 2 kinds of people in the world: Those who pick their nose, and those who keep picking their nose even when you are looking right at them. Quote Link to comment
Cholo Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Yes, there are 2 kinds of people in the world: Those who pick their nose, and those who keep picking their nose even when you are looking right at them. You forgot the third, really cunning types. Upon being caught in the act, they will deftly bring the hand and finger down to a position on the chin. This is to make it appear that they are in deep thought. Quote Link to comment
uperdooper Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Yes, there are 2 kinds of people in the world: Those who pick their nose, and those who keep picking their nose even when you are looking right at them. You forgot the third, really cunning types. Upon being caught in the act, they will deftly bring the hand and finger down to a position on the chin. This is to make it appear that they are in deep thought. either that or they're geocachers flashing the sign. Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 You get three months of free electricity. No matter what your dad says, you can't break a roof by throwing a baseball at it. Red to red. Black to black. If you want it bad enough buy it for your wife. Never trust a "Do it yourself" surgical procedure. The women that are at the bar at closing time are there because no one else would take them. The guys at the bar at closing time are there because they no the women are drunker than they are. Avoid giving beer to bears. It takes a lot of beer to get a bear to like you. The potato goes in front. A two dollar bottle of Febreeze is cheaper than a trip to the laundromat. Febreeze is quicker than a shower. Avoid women who smell like Febreeze. Febreeze is NOT a mouthwash. Quote Link to comment
+Confucius' Cat Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Yes, there are 2 kinds of people in the world: Those who pick their nose, and those who keep picking their nose even when you are looking right at them. You forgot the third, really cunning types. Upon being caught in the act, they will deftly bring the hand and finger down to a position on the chin. This is to make it appear that they are in deep thought. So That's what our fearless leader is doing in his famous pose! Quote Link to comment
+Planet Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 The grass is always greener in the neighbors yard. I beg to differ!!! Seriously though folks, someone once gave me this advice: if you have a fire going in your fireplace, always keep a spray bottle of water close by. If you have a chimney fire, do not douse the fire, the fire is up in the chimney. First call 911 or have someone else call, get everyone out of the house, and spray water at the coals to form steam and the steam will suffocate the flames. If it seems uncontrollable, get the heck outta there and wait for the fire department. Quote Link to comment
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