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[kayaker22589]

Everyone loves a CITOer

[+luciusdl]

Advice from Mom.... "If it smells bad, don't eat it"

 

Saw on a church sign, "Staying in bed yelling OH GOD doesn't constitute going to church."

[koz]

"IF SOMEONE pisses in your face, you don't have to pretend it's raining"

 

"in a house where there's been a hanging, don't talk about rope"

[kayaker22589]

If momma ain't happy ain't nobody happy.

[+Niss Feiner]

If you shake more than twice that counts as playing with it.

[+SixDogTeam]

Don't stick your tongue on anything metal outside after November first. Trust me on this.

[Keystone]

Second and final warning. Several of the most recent posts have nothing to do with geocaching, despite my earlier post, and some are less than family-friendly on top of that. Available remedies include warnings to individual members or closing this thread. Those of you who wish to see the thread remain open should post geocaching-related free advice.

[+The Geocache Hunter]

Okay. On topic.....geocaching......um......Oh! At a "T" intersection on a trail, If someone has put in a lot of effort to create arrows out of rocks and logs to point you in the right direction they are probably right.

[+Charles Street Gang]

For my husband's benefit:

 

Just because I'm looking at you, doesn't mean I'm listening.

[+SixDogTeam]

If you come to a fork in the trail, take the opposite path than the one your GPSr arrow is pointing to. And don't try to take stuff out of the mouths of strange dogs,even if the object belongs to you. TRADE food for it.

[+DelMarNorth]

There are only three types of people in the world who you'll come across: those who can't count, and those who can.

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those that don't.

[Tracker Tom]

Always carry an extra set of batteries.

And remember....ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE

[+CO Admin]

Second and final warning. Several of the most recent posts have nothing to do with geocaching, despite my earlier post, and some are less than family-friendly on top of that. Available remedies include warnings to individual members or closing this thread. Those of you who wish to see the thread remain open should post geocaching-related free advice.

My esteemed collogue has mad a very valid point and one I am glad he made first. As I am quicker on the trigger than he is. Keystone has my ultimate respect as a forum moderator and many times I run a thread past him for advice as I tend to warn first and ask questions later. Therefore I defer to his judgment on this thread.

 

Which is a polite way to say that the off color posters on this thread are lucky he got here before me.

 

The IS a family friendly site.

 

Play nice its not your sandbox.

 

Thanks KA well done.

[Captain Chaoss]

If you want to hear compliments for a cache, make it a difficult one, and make sure to label it as such in the description. The cachers with enough character to go after them will love you for it.

 

If you want a cache to be visited a lot, and you can take the criticism, make it a Park & Grab micro. Everyone will visit it, even if its to tell you how much it sucks.

[+Torry]

"No trespassing" signs are often displayed by gun owners.

[+Night Stalker]

This one was told to me by a friend who should have followed his own advise.

 

When you enter a bar look for the ugliest woman in the bar. You will know you've had enough when she starts looking good enough to take home.

 

Oh!

 

And on the caching subject.

 

Don't believe the rating if it says its a 1/1. It's a trick.

 

Edited February 21, 2006 by Night Stalker

[+1stimestar]

I heard this bit of advise once;

 

"Always..........no wait, it was.....uh Never.........." Crap, I can't remember.

 

Scoob

 

Edit for correction

 

That was: Always, no wait, NEVER go out in a snow storm. Monsters Inc.