Free Advice,

[+rusty_tlc]

I wanted a place for everybody to post unsolicited advice. Here it is!!!!

 

I'll start the ball rolling.

 

In my opinion the thing that cause the most blisters when hiking is not adjusting the lacings on your boots often enough. As you hike your feet swell. How much depends on the weather and the load you carry. I usually stop after the first half hour or so and adjust the laces, then at every rest stop. If the load changes, say my niece needs to be carried for a while, I adjust my laces again after 15 or 20 min.

[+Johnnie Stalkers]

I wanted a place for everybody to post unsolicited advice. Here it is!!!!

 

I'll start the ball rolling.

 

In my opinion the thing that cause the most blisters when hiking is not adjusting the lacings on your boots often enough. As you hike your feet swell. How much depends on the weather and the load you carry. I usually stop after the first half hour or so and adjust the laces, then at every rest stop. If the load changes, say my niece needs to be carried for a while, I adjust my laces again after 15 or 20 min.

You have obviously put a lot of thought into this. Wouldn't it just be easier to adjust your fiber intake?

[+Nurse Dave]

If it's wet and it's not yours, don't touch it.

 

Free medical advice = priceless.

[+flask]

when you call home at 10:30 on a sturday night to say you got lost geocaching somewherer in quebec, do not have people giggling loudly in the background.

 

if you're riding your bike for more than eight hours, you can treat your chamois with lidocaine gel. you still get saddlesores, but you don't care.

 

earthworms do not taste "nice and peppery", no matter what anyone says. not even sateed with roasted garlic and red pepper and served in a cream sauce on toast points.

[+briansnat]

Don't eat dark brown snow.

[+Team GPSaxophone]

Don't eat dark brown snow.

Don't eat light brown snow either

[+Team Grizzly]

My high school band director gave us this universal tip for tuning instruments, which I think can be applied to most everything else:

 

When in doubt, pull out.

[+tirediron]

My high school band director gave us this universal tip for tuning instruments, which I think can be applied to most everything else:

 

When in doubt, pull out.

One day at band camp . . .

[+carleenp]

Treat others as you would like to be treated.

 

That and buy Carleen beer!

[+wimseyguy]

Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

[+Johnnie Stalkers]

Relationships in the work place.

 

Never s*** up. Always S*** down.

[+tirediron]

I wanted a place for everybody to post unsolicited advice. Here it is!!!!

 

Don't solicit unsolicited advice!

[+Red Clover]

pillage BEFORE you burn

[bug and snake]

N.C.T.W.W.A.S.B.E. - The best advice I ever had.

[+Mastifflover]

Don't pee on electric fences!

[+GPSKitty]

Never try to teach a pig to sing. I wastes your time and annoys the pig.

 

GPSKitty

[+bigredmed]

pillage BEFORE you burn

Oh Man! That's where I screwed up! Thanks.

[ghOzt]

Don't eat dark brown snow.

Don't eat light brown snow either

How about, don't eat snow.

[WH]

Always remember to log out of the forums before you try to post under your sock puppet account.

 

Why does my post say Ringbone?

[+sept1c_tank]

When you get free advice,

you get your money's worth.

When you pay for advice,

you don't get you money's worth.

[+Web-ling]

Life is like a geocache - You never know what you're going to find.

[+Team Flying Dachshund]

Dont chew on tin foil

[+rusty_tlc]

Always remember to log out of the forums before you try to post under your sock puppet account.

 

Why does my post say Ringbone?

[Earthdog Patrick]

Don't lick anything metal outside after November...

[+Renegade Knight]

Dont chew on tin foil

Oh but the look on peoples faces when I do this is priceless!

[+rusty_tlc]

Dont chew on tin foil

Come on over to the AS thread we have some "games" I think you might like. <snicker>

[+Q2XL]

Never fry bacon naked.

 

[+The Cheeseheads]

When in danger or in doubt,

run in circles, scream and shout!

[+Fritz_Monroe]

Never fry bacon naked.

 

Heed this piece of advise. I can testify to the truth in this. However, it's not just bacon.

 

Don't fry naked

[+Mastifflover]

If you shake it more than once...............................

[+rusty_tlc]

Don't say whoa in the mud.

I'm still not sure what it means, my Dad used to say it.

[+RichardMoore]

When in danger or in doubt,

run in circles, scream and shout!

I've been quoting that one for years.

And it's still my favorite bit of advice.

[+rusty_tlc]

When in danger or in doubt,

run in circles, scream and shout!

I've been quoting that one for years.

And it's still my favorite bit of advice.

It should be our company motto.

[WH]

If you see the bomb squad running, try to keep up.

[+Johnnie Stalkers]

Never fry bacon naked.

 

I always heard it as:

Never try fakin' naked

 

Maybe not. Grandpa drank a lot.

[+Red Clover]

Something my son learned on his own.. Dont use a hairdryer on a cat, unless your partial to bleeding alot.

[+Team Grizzly]

1. Know the difference between s*** and Shinola (sp?)

2. Never trust "whitey"

3. See a doctor and get rid of it!

 

Can anyone name the source of this great wisdom?

[kingcach]

Here are two important East Texas Rules:

 

1. Always look on the other side of the log before you step over it. It is a great place for snakes to stretch out.

 

2. If it has eyes, and looks back at you from a dark hole, it is not a living cache. Leave it alone.

[+Webfoot]

1. Know the difference between s*** and Shinola (sp?)

2. Never trust "whitey"

3. See a doctor and get rid of it!

 

Can anyone name the source of this great wisdom?

The Jerk!!!

 

Here's my piece of advice

 

Don't tug on Superman's cape.

Don't spit into the wind.

Don't pull the mask of the Old Lone Ranger and

Don't mess around with Jim.

 

Where'd that one come from?

Edited April 2, 2004 by Webfoot

[+BadAndy]

Don't date the Master Chiefs daughter...

[martmann]

1. Know the difference between s*** and Shinola (sp?)

2. Never trust "whitey"

3. See a doctor and get rid of it!

 

Can anyone name the source of this great wisdom?

The Jerk!!!

 

Here's my piece of advice

 

Don't tug on Superman's cape.

Don't spit into the wind.

Don't pull the mask of the Old Lone Ranger and

Don't mess around with Jim.

 

Where'd that one come from?

Jim Croce

[+woof n lulu]

Well my bit of advise is:

 

You can pick your friends

 

You can pick you nose

 

But you can't pick your friends nose

[+cache_us_if_you_can]

Don't pee on electric fences!

Sure, now you tell me

Dont chew on tin foil

But it taste so good

Don't lick anything metal outside after November...

Yeah, ever see what happend to the kid in A Christmas Story... "mahh thounge ith thuck" Yikes!

[+travisl]

If you find a deflated balloon in the woods, don't pick it up.

[+Planet]

From my driver's education teacher way back in the 1970's, a thought I've always remembered and still holds true.

 

Two solid objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time.

 

So Back off!

[+The Cheeseheads]

Urinal cakes are not edible.

[+Metaphor]

When swimming in shark-infested waters, always swim with a buddy. Before you go in the water, hide his knife. Keep yours.

[schon]

If you're racing a train to the tracks, either beat it, or lose to it. Never tie.

[Pat_in_Utah]

NEVER ask a woman if she's pregnant!

 

Never walk down the hall without a piece of paper!

 

The wise person listens, while the fool chatters.

 

[+Scoobie10]

I heard this bit of advise once;

 

"Always..........no wait, it was.....uh Never.........." Crap, I can't remember.

 

Scoob

 

Edit for correction

Edited April 2, 2004 by Scoobie10