I was thinking of how to say essentially the same thing, but nowhere near as funny as the way you said it!
No one wants to eat a PET bunny! Not funny. Are you kidding?!? Did you see how FAT that guy was?
Besides...he's only a pet if you know his name...
His name is "GEO-BUNNY TB"!
(Now you can't even think about eating him. )
Shirley~
Maybe his name is "Stu".