Trinity's Crew Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 One good turn gets you most of the blanket. Quote Link to comment
+Clothahump Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Quote Link to comment
+ZSandmann Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 It's better to be [peed] off, than [peed] on. If at first you don't succeed, lower your expectations. Quote Link to comment
+Sean Connery Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Continue to exhale while ascending at a rate no faster than 60 feet per minute. Quote Link to comment
+RichardMoore Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 When in danger, Or in doubt, Run in circles, Scream and shout. Robert Heinlein Quote Link to comment
+horsegeeks Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Never goose a rogue elephant Quote Link to comment
+WalruZ Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 perhaps useful... Mark the car when you get out. Refer to GPS to determine when sunset is. Calculate how much remaining daylight you have until sunset. Divide that number in half. Add that value to the current time. Set an alarm (GPS, cell phone or PDA) for that calculated time. When the alarm goes off, turn around and head back to the car. Quote Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Umm WalruZ, you never cache in the dark with a flashlight? But the other part is pretty good-my father used to say he would go biking until he was half tired. That way he had enough energy to pedal back home. Quote Link to comment
Ferreter5 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Take your best estimate (e.g. 2 hours). Double it (e.g. 4 hours). Convert to the next higher units (e.g. 4 days). Add 1 (e.g. 5 days). Quote Link to comment
+Prime Suspect Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 "Head-On: Apply directly to the forehead" "Head-On: Apply directly to the forehead" "Head-On: Apply directly to the forehead" "Head-On: Apply directly to the forehead" Quote Link to comment
+karstic Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Don't pee on an electric fence. Quote Link to comment
uperdooper Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 "Head-On: Apply directly to the forehead" "Head-On: Apply directly to the forehead" "Head-On: Apply directly to the forehead" "Head-On: Apply directly to the forehead" i despise that commercial. i could be dying from a headache, and i would not buy the product. Quote Link to comment
+VegasCacheHounds Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 (edited) Always remember to pack enough Plutonium for the return trip....unless you've already done the Mr Fusion conversion. Edited July 11, 2006 by VegasCacheHounds Quote Link to comment
+Viajero Perdido Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 When the map and the terrain disagree, believe the terrain. Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 If it has teeth it probably bites. Quote Link to comment
+SmartSapper Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 In case of an emergency, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling. Place the mask over your mouth, draw out the tube, and inhlae normally. The bag will not inflate, this is normal. How do you expect us to inhale normally during an emergency? Tip: always check that your memory card is in the digital camera BEFORE you try take a picture of an amazing view from the cache. Quote Link to comment
+Allen_L Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 If you like geocaching stay out of the forums. Quote Link to comment
+kdboiler Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Two wrongs don't make a right.... But 3 lefts will. Quote Link to comment
+Shuckymomo Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Batteries Not Included Quote Link to comment
+Shuckymomo Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Restrictions May Apply Quote Link to comment
+Shuckymomo Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 ....can you tell I'm trying to UP my post count??? Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 If it looks like goose poop, smells like goose poop and tastes like goose poop ... it's probably goose poop. Quote Link to comment
+Foothills Drifter Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 (edited) Howdy...... Well...... if it.... Well... just don't........... Vern... Edited July 12, 2006 by Foothills Drifter Quote Link to comment
+khaytsus Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon, remember, you do not have to outrun the Dragon... ...you just have to outrun the halfling. Quote Link to comment
Clan Riffster Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 You can prick your finger, but don't fing.... uh.... Never mind. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two wrights made an airplane. Quote Link to comment
+NotNutts Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 (edited) If caching with your kids, always bring TP. Oh, and Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. Also, there's no 'I' in team, but there is in 'Bite me' Edited July 12, 2006 by NotNutts Quote Link to comment
+Postman Pat Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 How about Be nice to your mother as she is the one going to call search and resque when you don't get back because your wife won't or ask the right questions to get the answers you want Quote Link to comment
+oldsoldier Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Remember the rules of three: three minutes without oxygen three days without water three weeks without food Granted, only guidlines. On a lighter note: If you think its dead, poke it with a stick. If it moves, its not dead. Quote Link to comment
+OHMIKY Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose! sure you can - I wouldn't, but you can Quote Link to comment
+Maingray Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 If caching with your kids, always bring TP. Amen. Quote Link to comment
davwil Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 (edited) If it moves, grease it. If it don't, paint it. add: I believe this was from one of my G.W.A.D.K.E. (Grandfather Who Actually Did Know Everything) Edited July 12, 2006 by davwil Quote Link to comment
+PerryClayton Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Don't pick at it, or it will never heal. Quote Link to comment
+PerryClayton Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Let your friend go first... then he'll get the spider web in the face. Quote Link to comment
Ferreter5 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Duct Tape is like The Force: there's a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Quote Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Yup the whole universe, and even in the vacuum of outer space too. Quote Link to comment
+ZSandmann Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Try not. Do or do not. There is no try. Wherever you go, there you are. Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. Please explain. Money can be used to purchase goods and services. Woo Hoo! Quote Link to comment
+BlueDeuce Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 If you like geocaching stay out of the forums. Quote Link to comment
+Tharagleb Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Try not. Do or do not. There is no try. Yoda. Wherever you go, there you are. Some guy. Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. Please explain. Money can be used to purchase goods and services. Woo Hoo! Homer and his brain. Quote Link to comment
rynd Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 One spoonful to relax. Two to make you sleep. Three spoonfuls and you'll never wake up... You name the show. futerama Quote Link to comment
+GIDEON-X Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 (edited) Well when all is said and done..................Use care and caution......Don't Squat in the Needles...... Edited July 12, 2006 by GIDEON-X Quote Link to comment
+GPSlug Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Wherever you go, there you are. Some guy. Was Buckaroo Banzai the first? Quote Link to comment
+Miragee Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Wherever you go, there you are. Some guy. Was Buckaroo Banzai the first? I remember seeing it for the first time in a "Bloom County" cartoon . . . but I don't remember when in the 80's. < - - - - - - - - - Quote Link to comment
+VegasCacheHounds Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 If it moves, grease it. If it don't, paint it. add: I believe this was from one of my G.W.A.D.K.E. (Grandfather Who Actually Did Know Everything) Reminds me of the Ultimate Toolbox, Duct Tape and WD-40 If it doesn't move and its supposed to, use the WD-40. If it moves and its not supposed to, use the Duct Tape. Quote Link to comment
+80malibu Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Never pet a burning dog...and Don't put a beaver in a wooden cage. Quote Link to comment
+Thrak Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Objects in mirror are closer than they appear There is no gravity, the earth just sucks Quote Link to comment
+Coach Steve Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Mark where your car is. Exception if still in your driveway. My dog and I always mark where our truck is. That way, he can find his way back if my batteries fail. I can't smell my mark very well, but he can! Quote Link to comment
+Coach Steve Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose! sure you can - I wouldn't, but you can Also, you can't eat your friends! Quote Link to comment
+Arrow One Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 It's not the fall that hurts, it's the sudden stop that sucks! Quote Link to comment
+Tallahassee Lassie Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie Quote Link to comment
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