Signature Lines

[+El Diablo]

Who has the best signature line? The best for humor, thought, or I just don't get it?

 

The overall vote winner will get to chose someone that they wish to donate a years Premium Membership to Geocaching.com, paid for by me.

 

The contest will run until January 31st. All votes must be posted in this thread...no PMs or eamil please.

 

El Diablo

[+Renegade Knight]

The two best Iv'e seen are not sig lines they are the titles you can give your avitar.

 

one is Cache Whisperer by BadAndy and the other I like is Once and Future Cacher by Robbspierre (not sure I spelled that right.)

 

Of course this vote only counts if you also include that line as well as a standard sig line.

[+Clan X-Man]

I like this one.

 

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-

I took the one less traveled by,

And that has made all the difference.

Because now I am Lost.

*Disclaimer: The preceding opinion was based on my personal experiences.

 

JMBella

[uber_bike_geek]

hmmm... I like mine, but that's just me...

Can we vote for ourselves? (that would get me to a whopping 1 vote, though, with my luck!)

The first part is an insider, so a lot of people won't get it... it's still kinda funny though

 

{off-topic}

14 degrees Fahrenheit is really &*^*&! cold for a bike ride, but I went for a ride this morning anyhow!

{/off-topic}

 

Happy Caching

Jeff

[[MTB]_Intrepid]

I'd have to say Team Perks (formerly Team Perky Perks). I laugh every time I see the 3 eyed cat, the "Forum Triclops" title, and the "Must.....Obey..." sig line. Very clever and original.

[+Colorado Cacher]

Signature lines? Oh, that thing down there.

[+W7WT]

I like Curmudgeonly Gal's "I have a nice body. It's in the trunk"

 

She also has a nice avitar.

[+Ghostcat78]

I'm not sure who's this is, but it has my vote....since I also drive a toyota

 

"Yea, I get the jeep thing. That's why I drive a toyota"

[+Poindexter]

Well, now you gave me a reason to actually have a signature so I just made mine up.

[Smaug1]

Poindexter's has my vote so far.

[+Anonymous']

I'd have to go with mine. Check it out: I think very highly of myself

Edited January 23, 2005 by Anonymous'

[+Pork King]

I like mine, the Shake quote.

[+mtn-man]

Poindexter's has my vote so far.

Actually, that sig line has been around the forums for quite some time. I have seen several people use it. One I can think of at this time is WascoZooKeeper. You can see it on this post.

 

I kind of like rusty's Jeep/Toyota one too, but I will have to think about who I would want to vote for.

[+Cache Viking]

I like Totem Lakes ... or is that mine ... no its Totem Lakes.

[Radman Forever]

I love Radman's sig line, and you would have to look up a dictionary to find out what his forum title means!

[+Go Play Outside]

Here's a couple.

 

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"The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is

the day they start making vacuum cleaners."

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Some people are like slinkies. Not particularly useful, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

[+GeoKender]

I like the one about the dancing dead clams.

 

I can hear them now...

[+dunos]

Ahem.

[+Robespierre]

For a few weeks, maybe a year ago, I even used the "10 kinds of people" quote, so I can't vote for that one. But I like it.

[+Ambrosia]

One of GPSKitty's:

 

"If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat."

 

Nothing life changing, just makes me smile.

[+briansnat]

I like Pork Kings first one because I wrote it .

 

Now I'm going to have to start looking at people's sig lines. I generally don't pay attention to them.

 

From a personal standpoint, I change mine every few months (in fact I'm about due).

Edited January 23, 2005 by briansnat

[+Ambrosia]

n00b's:

 

"Tis better to have hiked and been lost, than never to have hiked at all."

[Find Now, Log Later?]

Who has the best signature line? The best for humor, thought, or I just don't get it?

As a Public Service Announcement, I want to remind everyone that they have the option to disable the display of signature lines, avatars, and images appearing in posts by clicking the "My Controls" option atop this page, then selecting "Board Settings" under the "Options" menu.

[+tirediron]

I'm not sure who's this is, but it has my vote....since I also drive a toyota

 

"Yea, I get the jeep thing. That's why I drive a toyota"

That's Rusty_TLC

[+Two Geeks and a GPS]

I like mine, but it is too obscure to get any votes. ("The Outlaw Josie Wales' - 1976, Clint Eastwood)

 

 

That "Two roads diverging in the woods" one was good though!

[+Birdsong-n-Bud]

I love reading sigs. NooB's is good, I agree! And a good geocaching theme.

 

"Tis better to have hiked and been lost, than never to have hiked at all."

 

I like mine, too, but I can't claim having written it.

 

Avatars and signature lines: "It's a good thing."

[+Night Stalker]

I stole mine from a sign that was along the highway where I live some 30 plus years ago.

 

Lost? keep going! You're making good time anyway..

 

Seemed kind of appropriate for geocachers also.

 

[+sTeamTraen]

I didn't have a forum signature until I saw this thread, but I've added one - it's a signature I've used off and on for 20 years in various online incarnations. It's a song lyric; 5 points for anyone who can say where it comes from (without using Google).

[Captain Chaoss]

 

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"The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is

the day they start making vacuum cleaners."

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Some people are like slinkies. Not particularly useful, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

I hadn't seen either of those b-4, but vote for both of those.

[+mtn-man]

Captain Chaoss, yours is hysterical.

 

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

 

Still not voting yet, but I'm leaning toward noob's (the hiking theme and all).

[+Chillibusher]

Here is mine. My wife isn't real impressed and I almost got grounded from caching the first time she saw it.

[+Birdsong-n-Bud]

My greatest fear is that when I'm long gone, my wife will sell my caching gear for what I told her I paid for it!

 

ROFL! That's my new favorite!!! (Husbands do that, too!???)

[+Team Tigger International]

Two of my favorites you will find by these people

 

Awsome Ev :

"I am not an adventurer by choice but by fate." Vincint Van Gogh

 

Pipinella :

"...what I like doing best is Nothing. It means just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering."

~ Winnie-the-Pooh ~

[+JMBella]

My greatest fear is that when I'm long gone, my wife will sell my caching gear for what I told her I paid for it!

 

ROFL! That's my new favorite!!! (Husbands do that, too!???)

That absolutely gets my vote!!

[+SherwoodForest]

Personally, I like this one....

 

Volunteer cache reviewer since 1891. Forum moderator when Keystone lets me.

 

huzzah for mtn-man (And he has that cute puppymonster picture, too)

[+wv-yen]

First off, I gotta say I LOVE reading sig lines!!!!

So far my two favorites are:"I use multi-billion dollar military satellites

to track down Tupperware in the woods.

...And what do YOU do?"

and one that *I think* Totem Lake was using but I can't find it now about 'You are playing a game called geocaching.....the only failure is a failure to have fun.'

 

I also really like RK's Illegitimi Non Carborundum!

[MsAdventure]

Ok, I vote for Chillibusher too.

[Trinity's Crew]

I'm not sure who's sig this is, but I busted a gut the first time I read it.

 

"Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

 

I could bounce around the forums until I find it, but that's too much like work

[+Renegade Knight]

My all time favorite sig line was this one. Maybe because it took me so dang long to figure it out. I don't know who's sig it was if I figure it out I'll update.

 

Eye Ham We Todd Did.

Sofa King We Todd Did.

[+New England n00b]

Awww, I gots voted for... :batseyes: Thanks guys! Personally, though, I must vote for JMBella... It's the punchline that just works so dang well!

 

Incidentally, I have my Geocaching membership paid up for quite awhile, so I must respectfully and humbly ask that my name be taken off the list of candidate winners. I know for a fact there are a good many more people out there much more deserving/needful than I am, 'specially those with little geocaching/hiking kiddies. It's always better to me to see a kid smile with Mommy or Daddy.

 

If you voted for me, thank you , but I'm all set, so find another humorous forumster and make their day!

[+JMBella]

Awww, I gots voted for... :batseyes:  Thanks guys!  Personally, though, I must vote for JMBella...  It's the punchline that just works so dang well!

 

Incidentally, I have my Geocaching membership paid up for quite awhile, so I must respectfully and humbly ask that my name be taken off the list of candidate winners.  I know for a fact there are a good many more people out there much more deserving/needful than I am, 'specially those with little geocaching/hiking kiddies.  It's always better to me to see a kid smile with Mommy or Daddy.

 

If you voted for me, thank you , but I'm all set, so find another humorous forumster and make their day!

It's good that you feel that because...

 

The overall vote winner will get to choose someone that they wish to donate a years Premium Membership

 

And thanks for the vote. I actually like what I added to it. "It doesn't have to be fun to be fun". Taken from this interview on gunks.com.

Edited January 23, 2005 by JMBella

[Voncachstein]

Mine is a variation on Thoureau's famous line...both are included in my sig.

 

Makes you think, eh?

[WH]

My signature line has been the same ever since I became a premium member (I've had to increase the tank of gas price to reflect the times). Ive gotten good feedback on it.

[+Haffy]

Well, seeing we are all voting for our own I kind of like mine....lol It is that time of year in the Northern Hemisphere.

[+Ladyhawke91]

Renegade Knight -- That is one funny saying!

[+Camo-crazed]

Well Here are a couple:

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Never mess with a geocacher. We know all the best places to hide a body

 

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for ye are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!"

 

Be kind to bacteria...they're the only culture some people have.

 

I've never been lost, temporarily misplaced, but never lost!

 

In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people upset and been widely regarded as a "Bad Move".

 

Ralph Waldo Emerson said "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail", but taking the paths will leave fewer burrs stuck to your pant legs.

 

"I use multi-billion dollar military satellites and government equipment

to track down Tupperware in the woods.

...And what do YOU do?"

 

If you've ever signed the maintenance log sheet in a public rest room,

"Found it easily. Stall needs new toilet paper. Took nothing, left... " You might be a geocacher!

 

"I'm not young enough to know everything"

 

"Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

 

Magellan Sportrak Map - $350

Hiking Boots - $75

Tank of Gas - $30

Pocket Full of Trade Swag - $10

Calling in Sick to Work so I Can Go Caching - PRICELESS

 

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people who ask questions

 

~~~Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming, "WOW!! What a ride!!!"~~~

 

Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.

 

cows go "moo"

people go "hey shut up you stupid cow"

 

"Ohh, that's so cute! I wonder where the mother bear is?"

 

"A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no holes is a danish."

 

-Alright ya' hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.

Well, which is it young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a gonna be in motion. You see...

-----Shut up!

 

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen".

 

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

 

When All Else Fails, Play Dead

 

There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who know binary, and those who don't.

 

“I have just learned that the cache area is now being used as a missile testing range on alternate Thursdays. On those dates, please avoid hunting the cache”

 

Any opinions expressed in this post may be the result of altitude sickness

 

Why be normal?

 

I was formerly employed by the Department of Redundancy Department, but I don't work there anymore.

 

"Death doesn't scare me. I was married."

 

Try HamsterCaching! A cache really isn't a difficulty 5 unless the trade items fight back.

 

Dorothy: "How can you talk if haven't got a brain?" Scarecrow: "I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?"

 

Don't mind us, we're just looking for tupperware behind this bush.

 

War does not determine who's right . . . only who's left.

 

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools

 

There are a lot of judgemental people in the world, and I think all those people are worthless dirtballs

 

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day"

If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.

 

On the lookout for suspicious piles of sticks

 

Don't worry, gravity only hurts when the ground is involved.

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And then theres mine

[+robert]

Some people are like slinkies. Not particularly useful, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

[+robert]

Eye Ham We Todd Did.

Sofa King We Todd Did.

OMFG, that is THE best ever.

[+Snoogans]

This was my sig line for a long time:

 

Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when we die, our souls go up onto the roof and get stuck there. - George Carlin

As a Frisbeetarian, my greatest fear is of dying at work. – Snoogans

 

I keep on my forum note pad because I will go back to it some day. I really like the one I have now though.

[+wolves shepherd]

If you've ever signed the maintenance log sheet in a public rest room,

"Found it easily. Stall needs new toilet paper. Took nothing, left... " You might be a geocacher!

 

Too funny!

 

My vote would have to go for Noob's "Tis better to have hiked..." as well.

 

I don't get the Ham/sofa thing yet......