+wimseyguy Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Saw one on the way to work I just had to share: "It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood!" Thought it suitable for a lot of us in here; may even use it for my sig line. These changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes; Nothing remains quite the same. Through all of the islands and all of the highlands, If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane Quote Link to comment
+ScottJ Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 EVANGELISTS DO MORE THAN LAY PEOPLE -- Scott Johnson (ScottJ) Quote Link to comment
+worldtraveler Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 I saw one years ago that managed to slam three constituencies in just four short words: NUKE THE GAY WHALES! Worldtraveler Quote Link to comment
Dr. Ufo Koska Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 As an evil super-genius, this is my favorite. It was given to me as a Christmas present. How delightful! Quote Link to comment
+Darkmoon Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 My son beat up your honor student! Darkmoon All you have to do to fly is throw yourself at the ground and miss! Quote Link to comment
+GatoRx Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 "My Son Has Perfect Attendance at the Arkansas State Penetentiary" ---- When in doubt, poke it with a stick. Quote Link to comment
+Planet Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Fighting For World Peace is Like F***ing for Virginity. Cache you later, Planet "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" - Dave Barry Quote Link to comment
+LoneHowler Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 I had a DR. Evil one but I sold my car "Why must I be surrounded by frikin idiots" it was accompanied with "I do what the voices in my head tell me to do" I have yet to find a suitable replacement for my new vehicle More to see, More to do Quote Link to comment
+Freelens&Mosie Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once. I have my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here. Quote Link to comment
+DeerChaser & Company Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 PETA People for eating tasty animals... Salad? Thats not food, thats what food eats... Jerry Rino 110 Quote Link to comment
+Breaktrack Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Bomb Iraq, Then France "Trade up, trade even, or don't trade!!!" My philosophy of life. Quote Link to comment
+Hiemdahl Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Going to war without France is like going to war and forgetting your ballet slippers. Quote Link to comment
+Kordite Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 It used to be that PETA produced a bumper sticker that said: LOVE ANIMALS DON'T EAT THEM It turned out that if you cut it in half you were left with a sticket that said ANIMALS EAT THEM They have since changed their design. Also, I'm sure you've seen: MEAN PEOPLE SUCK Just cut off the top and it comments on the state of things much more clearly. PEOPLE SUCK Kordite "I'm only Human on my parent's side." Quote Link to comment
+Planet Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Piping plover tastes like chicken! Cache you later, Planet "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" - Dave Barry Quote Link to comment
+Newenglandah Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Discourage inbreeding and ban country music! Not all who wander, are lost! Sorry I missed church today, I was too busy practicing witch craft and becoming a lesbian! and saving the best for last! GEO! See you in the woods! Natureboy1376 Quote Link to comment
Milgren Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 WWJD? Who Wants Jelly Doughnuts? Quote Link to comment
+Desert4X4 Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 "Inmate of the month" ~~The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first~~ Quote Link to comment
Dru Morgan Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 A west coast chain called "In and Out Burgers" is frequently manipulated to say, "In and Out Urge" Half my life is spent explaining to Christians why I am a deadhead. The other half is spent explaining to deadheads why I am a Christian. -Dru Morgan Quote Link to comment
Lyra Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 If God didn't mean for people to eat animals, then why did He make them out of meat? Always wear proper caching safety equipment! Quote Link to comment
Dru Morgan Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals... I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants! (BTW, I eat it all now) Half my life is spent explaining to Christians why I am a deadhead. The other half is spent explaining to deadheads why I am a Christian. -Dru Morgan Quote Link to comment
+Dagg Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 I BRAKE FOR WAYPOINTS dagg Put yer hands in the air & step away from the tupperware! Quote Link to comment
+fritz59 Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 IT'S NOT HOW YOU PICK YOUR NOSE, IT'S WHAT YOU DO WITH THE BOOGERS! Quote Link to comment
+rjr13 Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 "My governor is dumber than your governor", State of Montana's claim to fame. Quote Link to comment
+retphoto Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 I had lunch with one of them once... Quote Link to comment
+Rebel Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Wild Women & Jack Daniels Have a Dixie Day! Quote Link to comment
Tickridge Photo Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Hey Bin Ladin Who's your Daddy Now? Tickridge Photography Where we "Line'em up and Shoot'em all" Quote Link to comment
+Seesthewind and Lavamama Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 I LOVE DOVE - FRIED IN IRAQI OIL! I'm out of my mind right now but you can leave a beep after the message. Quote Link to comment
+Nellamit Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 who's bringing the chips? Quote Link to comment
+DuckPondGang Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 "What Would Jesus Do... for a Klondike Bar." "Be who you are and say how you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" - Dr. Seuss Quote Link to comment
inconsequentia Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 visualise whirled peas you're just jealous because the voices talk to me "i am but mad north-nothwest...when the wind is southerly, i know a hawk from a handsaw." Quote Link to comment
+Mopar Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Dru Morgan:A west coast chain called "In and Out Burgers" is frequently manipulated to say, "In and Out Urge" Trade ya some White Castle burgers for them! Tae-Kwon-Leap is not a path to a door, but a road leading forever towards the horizon. Quote Link to comment
Freelens Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 avoid those who say they have found it. Quote Link to comment
+roasteroo Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 Two of the best ive seen: You dont need a miracle, you need $42.50 and BUCKLE UP: It makes it harder for the aleins to suck you out of your car. Quote Link to comment
+ApK Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Hiemdahl:Going to war without France is like going to war and forgetting your ballet slippers. Not on a bumper, but: Have you seen the new French battle flag? It's a white cross on a white background. Quote Link to comment
95yj Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 Got one on the glove box door in my Jeep that reads, "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing" Dennis "The Menace" Mitchell Quote Link to comment
3fros Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 "Our State has the best politicians money can buy." "Cat, the other white meat" Here's some more. http://www.dumbbumpers.com/ Quote Link to comment
+farnaway Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Dru Morgan:A west coast chain called "In and Out Burgers" is frequently manipulated to say, "In and Out Urge" You know, I've lived in southern California all my life (HAH, 17 years!!) and I've never seen that particular manipulation....would be great though! One I've seen, although I think somebody is using it as a sig in the forums too, struck me as odd because it was on with many, many other stickers plainly stating that this person was a dedicated vegan. God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat Him! Another one was: Confuscious say: man who stands on toilet is high on pot! Of course, that one was stuck on a wall above a toilet so that you had to stand on it to read the sticker... When life gives ya dirt, make berms! Quote Link to comment
+Newenglandah Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Don't put YOUR laws on MY body! See you in the woods! Natureboy1376 Quote Link to comment
+BletchleyPark Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 quote:Originally posted by inconsequentia: "i am but mad north-nothwest...when the wind is southerly, i know a hawk from a handsaw." Hamlet...if memory serves me. Seen on a SUV: "I'm Changing the Climate. Ask Me How." BP Quote Link to comment
WhatWhereWhen Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 "Pikachu tastes like chicken." "If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more of you happy." Quote Link to comment
+Bjorn74 Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 quote:Originally posted by BletchleyPark: Seen on a SUV: "I'm Changing the Climate. Ask Me How." I heard an interview on NPR where someone was advocating buying these stickers and plastering all SUVs. Chances are this person was a victim. A Little homework, and here you go... Changing the Climate. Quote Link to comment
Agent_K Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Bad cop, no donut. Jesus loves you. I think you're an a$$hole. I like cats... dead ones. "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" Quote Link to comment
Eeyore and Shadow Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 I almost bought a bumper sticker in a novelty shop once that read "Mean people suck, nice people swallow!" Eeyore I'm one sat short of triangulation. Quote Link to comment
+The Weasel Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 1) Keep laughing, I'm reloading. 2) Driver carries less than 20.00 in ammo. 3) Hang up your cellphone and drive. 4) This vehicle is protected by Smith and Wesson. Quote Link to comment
+HartClimbs Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 I saw a great one the other day in Jersey City. It was very official looking (similar to the "oversand permit" stickers common on SUV's in this area). "Terrorist Hunting Permit #91102" The thing looked so official - I did a double take. Quote Link to comment
+sbell111 Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 I posted this to a thread a while back, but a search came up empty. A local yellow jeep has this on his rear bumper upside-down: If you can read this... Flip me over Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. Quote Link to comment
Micqn Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 quote:Seen on a SUV: "I'm Changing the Climate. Ask Me How." I liked this one for those, "you're a terrorist cause you drive a SUV" people: If driving an SUV makes me a terrorist - Watch your back! Happy. Hunting. Quote Link to comment
+IV_Warrior Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 My favorite recent one: STUPID should HURT. oldie but a goodie: "If a$%holes could fly this place would be an airport" "if you're not confused around here, you're not trying hard enough" and last but not least, one of the old Air Force stickers, I saw this a few years ago, on one of those Long trough style urinals. It was placed near the top, and was cut down to read simply "AIM HIGH" I'm lost. I've gone to find myself. If I should happen to get back before I return, please ask me to wait. Quote Link to comment
dsandbro Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 "Warning! I speed up to run down little animals" "My Child was Ward of the Month at the State Juvenile Facility" "Hookd on Fonix Werks 4 Me!" "Keep Honking While I Reload" "Remember - Only You can Invent Forest Fires" ======================================== Friends don't let Friends geocache drunk. Quote Link to comment
dsandbro Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Sign over a urinal: "Don't look up here. The joke is in your hand." Sign in a restroom in Northern California: "Flush Twice. Los Angeles Needs Water." ======================================== Friends don't let Friends geocache drunk. Quote Link to comment
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