Talking Toy Geocaching Gps

[+Zork V]

Thought we could have some fun with this,

 

For starters "Are we there yet?"

 

[+KoosKoos]

"Go 10' south, no, 15' north, no, 5' west, no, arriving at destination, no, go 300' east"

[+Wander Lost]

"Go 10' south, no, 15' north, no, 5' west, no, arriving at destination, no, go 300' east"

 

You must have the Magellan version.

[+BlueDeuce]

uh-oh. You brought spare batteries didn't you?

 

Search for the nearest Walmart? I thought we were going caching.

[+Tallahassee Lassie]

"You are now under my complete power. You must follow caches wherever you go. You must think of nothing else."

[+BlueDeuce]

Warmer, waarrrmmmer.

[+wimseyguy]

Shall we play a game?

[+Maingray]

"You've walked in the same circle five times now".

[+humanloofa]

Where the heck have you taken me?

 

or

 

I know where we are do you?

[+wimseyguy]

Maybe you should stop paying so much attention to me and start actually looking for the cache now?

[+humanloofa]

( used only after finding the cache)

You did waypoint your car right?

 

I got us here now you get us back.

 

please insert five dollars for instructions to your vehicle, ten for accurate ones.

[+BlueDeuce]

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[+BlueDeuce]

Ten seconds to warranty expiration

 

10, 9, 8...

[+Maingray]

"I don't think you'd better search for a close MacDonalds again, you're getting quite a tummy."

[+welch]

Where's your gps?

 

Ok, what about car keys?

[+BlueDeuce]

For those muggle shy cachers

 

 

<ringtone>

[+humanloofa]

Press red button to abort missile launch. ( no red button of corse)

 

(Have it ramdomly make farting noise while inside city limits)

[+BlueDeuce]

(under heavy tree cover)

 

 

Bzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

 

 

(get it? )

[+humanloofa]

(The woundefull quote from Braveheat) The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess. But, he's pretty sure you're f***ed.

Edited June 22, 2006 by humanloofa

[+RichardMoore]

"You are within 12 feet of the cache. With an accuracy of 186 feet."

 

 

This has happened to me.

[+RichardMoore]

"Go 10' south, no, 15' north, no, 5' west, no, arriving at destination, no, go 300' east"

 

And then it snickers. In that nasal nasty cartoon character snicker.

[+DocDiTTo]

Left turn ahead -- Turn left.

 

Left turn ahead -- Turn left.

 

Left turn ahead -- Turn left.

 

Left turn ahead -- Turn left.

 

I actually got that from TomTom. When I heard the 4th left, I just had to laugh. Nothing like $200 worth of software telling you to go in a circle.

[bogleman]

I said turn up, no the other way

 

turn here, I said turn here

 

jeeez you missed the turn, turn up and go here

[+Marbig's Woodenheads]

The coordinates for this cache do not compute do not compute do not compute do not compute . . . . . . . . .

 

And then smoke issues out of the GPSr

[+Jhwk]

No stupid it's behind that (tree, rock, wall, bolt, sign, stack of sticks, brick, stump, knothole, birdhouse, hobo, drainpipe, ........)

[+Right Wing Wacko]

I know where you were last summer!

[+SUp3rFM & Cruella]

"Oh no, not another micro!"

[+ranger-rob]

"You are here, no here, no here... ok now you're here, here, no here ..."

[+Team Dubbin]

Spin in a circle twice while everyone laughs at you to calibrate the compass.

[+SUp3rFM & Cruella]

"You're not going to log a DNF and blame it on me!"

[+wimseyguy]

Found it just kidding

 

Found it just kidding

[+humanloofa]

( when you loose signal it starts making gasping sounds) need air, can't breath, I think I see my ancestors, heading towards the light.

[+humanloofa]

YOU TOOK ME OUT HERE FOR THIS!!!!!!

[+SUp3rFM & Cruella]

"Geez! I brought you here, you spent 1 hour looking and can't find it?

Ok, I'll tell"

[+nvcw]

Turn Left....No Right...No I mean Left! Dangit Listen to ME!!!!

[+Boot Group]

<sigh> Did you check that obvious pile of sticks right in front of you?

[+Miragee]

I thought this cartoon a few Sunday's ago was funny:

 

 

After my caching adventure yesterday, my GPSr would say:

 

"Not another DNF! I'm embarassed to be with you."

[+Team JSAM]

"Go 10' south, no, 15' north, no, 5' west, no, arriving at destination, no, go 300' east"

 

[OuttaHand]

After about 15 minutes of being within 15' of the coords, it says ...

 

[sound of foot tapping] "Are you STILL looking???"

[+moonlighting]

Don't Follow Me...I'm Lost Too.

[+Woodbutcher68]

You can't get there from here!

[+jtd18801]

How should I know how to get there their your in-laws

 

Or

 

We've been to look for that cache 6 times already and you havent found it yet ask your just ask your wife SHE found it in a few seconds.

[+BlueDeuce]

Ya know, I can update myself to Military grade accuracy. Buy me a protective case and we have a deal.

[+thedeadpirate]

"You are within 12 feet of the cache. With an accuracy of 186 feet."

 

 

"Turn left; my left, your right."

[+Whistlen]

"In 5 seconds, your GPS will self-destruct!"

[+humanloofa]

thats it I give up, we can go home now.

[+humanloofa]

If you keep that up I will turn us right around and go home.

[+BlueDeuce]

"Machines are incapable of lying. The cache is out there in the lake!"

[+Drgnsrealm]

Here are a few, just off the top of my head...

 

"Use the force, use the force."

 

"If I tell you where the cache is, then I'd have to kill you."

 

"I know where you've hidden the bodies."

 

"The cache you are trying to reach is no longer within range. Please log a DNF and try again later."

 

(Plays 'Hail to the Chief' very loudly, every time you find a cache)

 

"Micro? MICRO? We don't look for no stinking Micro's."

 

"If you bring home one more McToy..."

 

"You had better call the bomb squad on this one. It looks to be camo'd ammo can full of golf balls and Mctoys. Let 'them' blow it up. *evil laughter*

 

"No, three leaves are fine. That's an old wives tale. Go ahead, use them to wipe your arse."

 

"Honest! It's right over there, give or take twenty feet."

 

"So you didn't find it. Who's going to know? Just log it. It's all about the numbers, right?"

 

"You spent HOW MUCH on Ebay for that geocoin? Heck,I'll show you where you can find one. And it's free!! Yes, you'll have to get dressed. Yes, and you'll have to get out of the house.... Yes, gas is expensive. Oh...never mind."

 

"See, I told you you should have taken that left. Hey, can I help it if you're holding me upside down?"

 

"Repeat after me! "I am not a chew toy. I am not a chew toy".

 

"No, I'm not a magic wand. You can't just wave me around and expect me to find it for you. What do you think I am, a Garmin?

 

"Just because there are no stop signs on my maps, doesn't mean you can ignore them."

 

"What do you mean you can't find level 42? I'm not a Game Boy, you idiot."

 

(Heavy breathing) (Your Name) "I am your father." (More heavy breathing)

 

If at first your don't succeed, Screw it and go to the next one. *Darn Micro's*

 

"Just ask the guy over there, the one with the sign that reads, "Judgement day is upon us". Maybe he's seen it."

 

"If you kiss one more frog..."

 

"So that's what a dead hamster looks like. I thought they had more...hair."

 

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little TB too."

 

"Oh! You meant the Smitt cache. Sorry!"

[+alexrudd]

Stop grabbing me; I don't like it!