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Because I'm totally mad, (and I think it's rubbing off on my kids now!!!)

 

Daniel has asked me to make him a bug that will be posted from cacher to cacher too.

 

He would like to make a joke bug, each cacher would add a joke or two to the book and then post it to the next cacher all the way, should be a laugh.

 

If you put your name down for this one please remember Daniel is only 11 and the bug is his and the jokes are for him to read. ;)

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We're up for that, could be time to unearth my rubbish joke book!!!

 

Let's get one dodgy limerick out of the way first....

 

Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon, a thousand volts went up it's bum and turned its wool to nylon!!!

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Float the bargee's name in

 

and here some to get daniel started for the trick or treating

 

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Blood vessels. :lol:

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break. :lol:

Where do vampires go on holiday?

To the Isle of Fright. :lol:

 

Iain

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Float the bargee's name in

 

and here some to get daniel started for the trick or treating

 

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Blood vessels. B)

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break. :)

Where do vampires go on holiday?

To the Isle of Fright. :)

 

Iain

Aaahhhh...good old vampire jokes!

 

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Cos he had no body to go with

 

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat-mate

 

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Chickens weren't invented

 

The list is endless!!!

 

Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was red as blood, the reason for this was that it had an axe stuck in it's head.

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heres some jokes lil dude

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

your too little to smoke

 

doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtons!

pull your self together

 

what did the big telephone say to the little telephone?

your too young to be engaged

 

WICKED BY JON

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OK since we are at the bottom of the barrel;

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

To get to the other side!

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a - Knock Knock

b- Who's there?

a- Cook

b - Cook who?

a - First cuckoo of the season!

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What is white and dangerous?

 

A fridge in a tree!

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What's green and goes red at the flick of a button?

 

Kermit in a blender!

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What's black and white but red all over?

 

A newspaper!

 

 

 

I'll get me coat...

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Here you go Daniel.....

What animal carries an umbrella? A reindeer

Where do you find reindeer? it depends on where you leave them

 

 

Jakes favourite one is

 

Twinkle twinkle

chocolate bar

Santa drives a rusty car

Press the starter,

Press the choke

Off he goes in a cloud of smoke

 

Well he is only 6 ;)

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