+Us 4 and Jess Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Because I'm totally mad, (and I think it's rubbing off on my kids now!!!) Daniel has asked me to make him a bug that will be posted from cacher to cacher too. He would like to make a joke bug, each cacher would add a joke or two to the book and then post it to the next cacher all the way, should be a laugh. If you put your name down for this one please remember Daniel is only 11 and the bug is his and the jokes are for him to read. Quote
+Haggis Hunter Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 I'll go for a joke bug, how many different types of bugs will you come up with?? Quote
+Mr'D Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Here's a few bug jokes: Bug jokes I think they are all suitable Quote
+Moote Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 (edited) Moote is on-board and will keep his jokes clean Edited October 23, 2005 by Moote Quote
+Brenin Tegeingl Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Goe on stick me down for it. I know a very clean joke which is truly clean Dave Quote
+purple_pineapple Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Sounds good to us! We'd love to contribute! Quote
+The Ollies Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Having two juniors we know plenty of kiddie jokes! Count us in. Quote
+Woody's Wanderers Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Us too! We know great jokes like: - What's the connection between Henry VIII and Kermit the Frog? They've both got the same middle name!!! ('The', in case you're wondering!! Quote
Deego Posted October 24, 2005 Posted October 24, 2005 Yep put me down for it. I better get thinking of a clean joke :lol: Quote
+Skippy and Pingu Posted October 24, 2005 Posted October 24, 2005 We're up for that, could be time to unearth my rubbish joke book!!! Let's get one dodgy limerick out of the way first.... Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon, a thousand volts went up it's bum and turned its wool to nylon!!! Quote
+Us 4 and Jess Posted October 24, 2005 Author Posted October 24, 2005 (edited) I thought a few more might have added their names to this one I'm sure some more can think of a few clean jokes M Edited October 24, 2005 by Us 4 and Jess Quote
Helen in Mustardland Posted October 24, 2005 Posted October 24, 2005 Oh go on, add me to the list. Daniel's just been in the chatroom and made me promise to put my name down! Quote
+G Force Posted October 24, 2005 Posted October 24, 2005 I'm sure some more can think of a few clean jokes Put me down but may struggle for clean ones. Quote
+Us 4 and Jess Posted October 24, 2005 Author Posted October 24, 2005 Bringing it on Sunday Greg Do a google lol M Quote
+bargee Posted October 24, 2005 Posted October 24, 2005 Float the bargee's name in and here some to get daniel started for the trick or treating What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels. What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break. Where do vampires go on holiday? To the Isle of Fright. Iain Quote
+Skippy and Pingu Posted October 24, 2005 Posted October 24, 2005 Float the bargee's name in and here some to get daniel started for the trick or treating What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels. What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break. Where do vampires go on holiday? To the Isle of Fright. Iain Aaahhhh...good old vampire jokes! Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Cos he had no body to go with Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat-mate Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens weren't invented The list is endless!!! Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was red as blood, the reason for this was that it had an axe stuck in it's head. Quote
+Woody's Wanderers Posted October 24, 2005 Posted October 24, 2005 A man with kestrel on one shoulder and a hawk on the other goes to do some hoovering in his house, when all the lights go out so....... Hawk kestrel man hoovers in the dark!!! Geddit?!? Quote
+Jan and the Percey Boys Posted October 24, 2005 Posted October 24, 2005 Mary had a little lamb she rode it on the grass and every time the wheel went round a spoke went up her nose mary had a little lamb she also had a bear Ive often seen her little lamb but i'd rather see her bare Yeah I know I've got my coat Quote
+Us 4 and Jess Posted October 24, 2005 Author Posted October 24, 2005 Daniel is loving reading this thread lol save some for his book!! M Quote
+Naefearjustbeer Posted October 24, 2005 Posted October 24, 2005 you can count me in, A clean joke will take a bit of thought though! Thinking cap on Quote
+Us 4 and Jess Posted October 24, 2005 Author Posted October 24, 2005 heres some jokes lil dude what did the big chimney say to the little chimney? your too little to smoke doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtons! pull your self together what did the big telephone say to the little telephone? your too young to be engaged WICKED BY JON Quote
+2202 Posted October 24, 2005 Posted October 24, 2005 Sounds a bit like Ditty, Poem or Story Travel Bug TBGV9J Quote
+Skippy and Pingu Posted October 24, 2005 Posted October 24, 2005 Why is an elephant big and grey? Cos if it was small white and round it'd be an aspirin!!! Quote
+HazelS Posted October 24, 2005 Posted October 24, 2005 Oh put us in.... What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick! Quote
+Toby's Jugs Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 Put us on the list too, am sure we can come up with something. Quote
+Skippy and Pingu Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 What's green and hairy and goes up & down, up & down...??? A Gooseberry in a lift!!! Quote
+The Hokesters Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 What's green and hairy and goes up & down, up & down...??? Pimply Saul? Quote
+Us 4 and Jess Posted October 27, 2005 Author Posted October 27, 2005 adding dorsetgirl & geodog come on some more must know clean jokes for the bairn M Quote
+Mr Hedgehog Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Why is the letter V like a monster????? Because it comes after U. Quote
+Skippy and Pingu Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 What's a ghosts favourite food? Spookehtti What do you get if you cross a sheep and a dolphin? Wet look knitwear. Quote
+Us 4 and Jess Posted October 27, 2005 Author Posted October 27, 2005 Thank you all who joined my bug come on people I'am sure more people can think of a few jokes for me please join Daniel Quote
+Mr Nibbler Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Why did the man go upstairs with a pencil? To draw the curtains. Quote
+The Hokesters Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 OK since we are at the bottom of the barrel; Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! ------------------------------------------ a - Knock Knock b- Who's there? a- Cook b - Cook who? a - First cuckoo of the season! ------------------------------------------ What is white and dangerous? A fridge in a tree! ------------------------------------------ What's green and goes red at the flick of a button? Kermit in a blender! ------------------------------------------ What's black and white but red all over? A newspaper! I'll get me coat... Quote
+Mr Hedgehog Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 What's green and hangs from trees??? Giraffe Snot. What is brown and sticky??? A brown stick. Quote
+scooby scrappy and mp Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 Here you go Daniel..... What animal carries an umbrella? A reindeer Where do you find reindeer? it depends on where you leave them Jakes favourite one is Twinkle twinkle chocolate bar Santa drives a rusty car Press the starter, Press the choke Off he goes in a cloud of smoke Well he is only 6 Quote
+Us 4 and Jess Posted November 1, 2005 Author Posted November 1, 2005 Hiya all, I'm going to make a page for this bug, and set it away for Daniel tomorrow (Tuesday) thanks to all who have added their names More are welcome to join M Quote
+Us 4 and Jess Posted November 4, 2005 Author Posted November 4, 2005 bit of a delay this will be posted on monday more welcome to join Daniel Quote
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