Aliens

December 21, 2005

Ya know you all think you are being funny, but think about it for minute. Doesn't it make sense that aliens would engineer the free use of GPS and use of the internet to set up something like this as a "game", or "hobby" just to see who plays it?

We are the cream of the techno crop. we are athletic enough to go out and hunt these things down and have the tecno savy to be able to use these resources.

Folks they are out there and they are looking for us specifically.

Laugh if you want, but I w ill be checking the rest of you out very carefully to see if you have been replaced by pod people, Briansat has already had another incarnation.

edited for spelling

Edited December 21, 2005 by Verga

December 23, 2005

I am married to one, I just wish the INS would go ahead and grant her citizenship. I don't want no green kids running around.

You married my ex-wife?

December 24, 2005

All your bases are belong to us!

Doc

December 24, 2005

Aliens have become quite involved in caching around Jacksonville, FL.

It can be dangerous to cache without aluminum foil on your head in these parts.

MY PEEPS! I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY PEEPS!

Tinfoil-Hat Head

December 24, 2005

one time I saw this white mist after I heard something in the woods.

3.5k · December 24, 2005

....we are athletic enough to go out and hunt these things down and have the tecno savy to be able to use these resources....

Yeah, I used to believe that too...until I started going to events and meeting other cachers.

December 25, 2005

....we are athletic enough to go out and hunt these things down and have the tecno savy to be able to use these resources....

Yeah, I used to believe that too...until I started going to events and meeting other cachers.

BWAHHHHAAAAAAA

To funny

Oh wait you were being serious

January 4, 2006

I wasnt caching, but was deep in the New Jersey pine barrens doing a job. It was late February, heavily overcast and about 15 degrees. As I was tromping through the woods I stepped into an area that felt hot. It stopped me dead in my tracks and I felt as though something was there. I stood there not knowing whether to bolt or to wait and see what happened. I stood around and looked and nothing bizarre happened. I walked forward about 20' and was back into the cold air. I tried to step back into the warm area again, but it wasnt there. I can assure it wasnt menapause, but I dont know what the heck it was.

January 21, 2006

Reading this entire thread is a little un-nerving at 4am

1.1k · January 21, 2006

I found one in a cache, once. I plan on drilling a hole through him and making him into a travel bug

February 2, 2006

I seen One, Two was the best, three I had to force myself to sit through. Four, come on, what were they thinking. Alien vs Predator was good, hope they do another.

February 3, 2006

I did a cache behind a Home Depot and there were a lot of them standing at the curb in front!

Edited February 3, 2006 by Wacka

February 3, 2006

Well, now that you've let that cat out of the bag, will whoever hid the beacon I use to signal my spaceship in their cache container please return it? It wasn't a travel bug, and some of your fellow inhabitants would like me to go home.

April 19, 2006

I've never seen one, yet... But.... How do we know who's controling the satalites that tell us where to go? How do we know who really left the cache that we're looking for? Who knows how many cache's THEY have left. THEY can't track us with out GPS's, but THEY can track us with the things we take from different cache's. IF you want my advise, always wear gloves when handeling a cache, sign the log, and run. Not that I'm going to stop playing this game/sport. Whats life without some risk and excitement, but like I said, I haven't seen one, yet. But I know I will, and so will you..........................

3.9k · April 19, 2006

I've never seen one, yet... But.... How do we know who's controling the satalites that tell us where to go? How do we know who really left the cache that we're looking for? Who knows how many cache's THEY have left. THEY can't track us with out GPS's, but THEY can track us with the things we take from different cache's. IF you want my advise, always wear gloves when handeling a cache, sign the log, and run. Not that I'm going to stop playing this game/sport. Whats life without some risk and excitement, but like I said, I haven't seen one, yet. But I know I will, and so will you..........................

JAMIEB520, please cease and desist from revealing our agenda and our methods. Our mission on Earth will go far better without your meddlesome revelations to your fellow humans. Loose lips can sink our starships. Therefore, please reform your behavior immediately.

April 19, 2006

I've never seen one, yet... But.... How do we know who's controling the satalites that tell us where to go? How do we know who really left the cache that we're looking for? Who knows how many cache's THEY have left. THEY can't track us with out GPS's, but THEY can track us with the things we take from different cache's. IF you want my advise, always wear gloves when handeling a cache, sign the log, and run. Not that I'm going to stop playing this game/sport. Whats life without some risk and excitement, but like I said, I haven't seen one, yet. But I know I will, and so will you..........................

JAMIEB520, please cease and desist from revealing our agenda and our methods. Our mission on Earth will go far better without your meddlesome revelations to your fellow humans. Loose lips can sink our starships. Therefore, please reform your behavior immediately.

My fellow humans? Who said I am one????

April 21, 2006

Geocaching is full of Aliens! Well, at least one Alien, and you all know him and love him very much. But serisously, Signal... Earth Frogs don't have an antenna! :rolleyes:

(Edit for typo... and antenna?)

Edited April 21, 2006 by bandgeek

April 21, 2006

can someone direct me to the nearest cache by cheyenne mountian, i need to phone home

April 22, 2006

lol Fun topic

May 21, 2006

Also, If they came here, what intrest would they have in geocaching? (think that thyey would take a few travel bugs with them? Talk about miles!)

Thank you, that explains what happens to all those missing travel bugs and geocoins.

May 23, 2006

They usually only show up at local events here.

May 24, 2006

You want to see aliens?? Go to Wal-Mart (on Ordinance Road in Glen Burnie MD) on a Friday or Saturday night. It's quite un-nerving.

Edited to add -- This is not a plug for the above mentioned commercial establishment, as a matter of fact I stay away from that particular place and I recommend every one else stay away too.

Edited May 24, 2006 by Team Red Oak

3.9k · May 24, 2006

You want to see aliens?? Go to Wal-Mart (on Ordinance Road in Glen Burnie MD) on a Friday or Saturday night. It's quite un-nerving.

Edited to add -- This is not a plug for the above mentioned commercial establishment, as a matter of fact I stay away from that particular place and I recommend every one else stay away too.

Is it not truly amazing the wide variety of odd human beings who come out of the woods (or the woodwork) and show up at places such as street festivals, or at Wal-Mart late on Friday nights? The only sobering thing for me about all this, as I walk around such venues looking at such people, is the realization that many of them are probably looking at me and thinking exactly the same thing, i.e., "What is that thing? Is it even human?"

May 24, 2006

OMG that is so true.

We've only lived in the area for 2.5 years and I'll never forget the first time I went to that particular establishment. Two of the employees were in the parking lot yelling at each other regarding the carts and who was supposed to be outside retreiving them and how it was supposed to be done. We really thought they would start throwing punches that is how heated the argument was.

I suppose it is a good thing to feel such passion about your job.

There is another Wal-mart closer to my house that isn't nearly as entertaining, but it is a smaller store.

Edit: I forgot to stay on topic. I think I must have been abducted by aliens once, because I have the weirdest children.

Edited May 24, 2006 by Team Red Oak

3.9k · May 24, 2006

OMG that is so true.

We've only lived in the area for 2.5 years and I'll never forget the first time I went to that particular establishment. Two of the employees were in the parking lot yelling at each other regarding the carts and who was supposed to be outside retreiving them and how it was supposed to be done. We really thought they would start throwing puches that is how heated the argument was.

I suppose it is a good thing to feel such passion about your job.

There is another Wal-mart closer to my house that isn't nearly as entertaining, but it is a smaller store.

Edit: I forgot to stay on topic. I think I must have been abducted by alien once, because I have the weirdest children.

:angry:

June 22, 2006

be on the look-out, their coming

July 1, 2006

i have never seen an alien myself, but i lived in phoenix most of my life. you may recall many years ago the whole lights over phoenix thing. well the show you see on tv most is the several lights in the sky that look like they are going behind a mountain, well that is pretty much widely known as b.s. but the thing that got that going was the large triangle of lights that was seen heading northeast from tuscon all the way to phoenix a week earlier, you dont here about that side of it very often. unfortunatly i was inside at the time and didn't see it. but the next day at school before really anybody saw it on tv there were quite alot of people talking about it. in particular a friend of mine who was a total religous freak and non believer in other life out there, was totaly convinced after that night.

July 1, 2006

UPPS THEY FIND ME

1.5k · July 2, 2006

Sure, it seems easy being a space alien. You've got your x-ray vision, your latest model of space ships and media coverage galore. But, as usual with most glamour jobs, there's a lot of nitty gritty work the public doesn't get to see. The job can become routine, and even a bit tedious, as we learned when we stumbled upon this intriguing page from...

SPACE ALIEN'S LOG BOOK

**********************************

8:15 AM Leave asteroid for work.

9:00 AM Hover over cornfield on outskirts of small Midwestern town.

9:30 AM Land in backyard where housewife is hanging laundry. Silence barking dog with penetrating gaze.

10:00 AM Stun housewife with laser-gun or energy pulsating finger- tips. Levitate her body just long enough to be glimpsed by a passing motorist. Materialize the body inside spaceship.

Remove internal organs; weigh, label and categorize. Return most, if not all, to the body. Erase all traces of surgery.

Rematerialize housewife in backyard. Turn back time two hours. Bid enigmatic good-bye. Leave.

1:00 PM Visit once prestigious astronomer who everyone thinks has gone mad. Deliver pep talk. Leave him fist-sized fragments of an unidentifiable element.

2:15 PM Drop by Whitley Strieber's house, pick up royalty check from best seller. Communion.

3:00 PM It's Saturday; Beam Mulder psychic impressions where to go next.

3:20 PM Hover over southwestern desert.

3:30 PM Offer psychotic drifter a lift.

4:30 PM Pose for cover of "Weekly World News" with Pres. Clinton. Discuss ozone depletion, space travel, scandal evasion, future political endorsements.

6:30 PM Back at the asteroid. Introduce psychotic drifter to other aliens. Listen to Windham Hill.

9:00 PM Dinner. Eat drifter.

10:00 PM Wash antennae, brush eyeballs, peel off outer layer of skin. Beam cryptic message to NASA satellite. Lights out.

July 2, 2006

Sure, it seems easy being a space alien. You've got your x-ray vision, your latest model of space ships and media coverage galore. But, as usual with most glamour jobs, there's a lot of nitty gritty work the public doesn't get to see. The job can become routine, and even a bit tedious, as we learned when we stumbled upon this intriguing page from...

SPACE ALIEN'S LOG BOOK

**********************************

8:15 AM Leave asteroid for work.

9:00 AM Hover over cornfield on outskirts of small Midwestern town.

9:30 AM Land in backyard where housewife is hanging laundry. Silence barking dog with penetrating gaze.

10:00 AM Stun housewife with laser-gun or energy pulsating finger- tips. Levitate her body just long enough to be glimpsed by a passing motorist. Materialize the body inside spaceship.

Remove internal organs; weigh, label and categorize. Return most, if not all, to the body. Erase all traces of surgery.

Rematerialize housewife in backyard. Turn back time two hours. Bid enigmatic good-bye. Leave.

1:00 PM Visit once prestigious astronomer who everyone thinks has gone mad. Deliver pep talk. Leave him fist-sized fragments of an unidentifiable element.

2:15 PM Drop by Whitley Strieber's house, pick up royalty check from best seller. Communion.

3:00 PM It's Saturday; Beam Mulder psychic impressions where to go next.

3:20 PM Hover over southwestern desert.

3:30 PM Offer psychotic drifter a lift.

4:30 PM Pose for cover of "Weekly World News" with Pres. Clinton. Discuss ozone depletion, space travel, scandal evasion, future political endorsements.

6:30 PM Back at the asteroid. Introduce psychotic drifter to other aliens. Listen to Windham Hill.

9:00 PM Dinner. Eat drifter.

10:00 PM Wash antennae, brush eyeballs, peel off outer layer of skin. Beam cryptic message to NASA satellite. Lights out.

11:15 PM Lights on. Call Hilary Clinton for dinner next Thrusday, go to the bathroom, scratch self (twice), go bach to bed.

11:32 PM Lights out.

Edited July 2, 2006 by foundbutlost

July 4, 2006

HEY...I have 2 half breed step kids at home...Does that count???And NO they are not green nor work for TYSON, I do.

14.3k · July 4, 2006

No, I'm too far north.

We have pregnant aliens that hatch alien babies in our area. Then we have to pay lots of taxes for them. :laughing:

July 5, 2006

I woke up dazed in the woods while geocaching and I noticed my GPSr odometer jumped from 150 to 30,000 miles! When I got home I noticed TFTC was written on my lower back. Explain that Agent Mulder.

You got a TFTC?? That must've been one of the more polite races of aliens. That narrows it down. If you woke up dazed, it could be that you were the target of a Bruclat (they enjoy sitting in trees and dropping various objects that should otherwise not fall from the sky). I would ask if the aliens in question were FTF...but I don't want to pry that far! :lol:

Edited July 5, 2006 by Agents Mulder & Scully

July 5, 2006

I had a colonoscopy last year so I'm ready now if I'm ever abducted.

hmmm....aliens posing as doctors, oldest trick in the book. :lol:

July 5, 2006

I found one in a cache, once. I plan on drilling a hole through him and making him into a travel bug

yeah, they love that kind of stuff...really :drama:

Klaatu is headed for Roswell

Edited July 5, 2006 by Agents Mulder & Scully

2.3k · July 9, 2006

the large triangle of lights that was seen heading northeast from tuscon all the way to phoenix

They must have been using a wraparound screen if they went THAT direction and ended up in Phoenix... :laughing:

July 10, 2006

In New Hampshire (Barney and Betty Hill's home-Google books and movie about them) we have the "Big Alien Green Thing" cache. Finding something like that in the middle of the woods on a mountain top is pretty darn strange. There are photos of this alien artifact in the logs.

July 10, 2006

You hit it on the head! My constant overriding fear in life -- one which may eventually drive me to an early grave -- is the fear that I may be abducted by space aliens while hunting a geocache and that they might perform dire experiments upon my body! In fact, I firmly believe that one or more geocaches have been emplaced by alien shapeshifters as a way of luring innocent humans out into the backcountry wilderness or outback, where they may be easily abducted. Even worse is the possibiity that they will -- via nasal and brain implants -- turn us into "chagelings", mere hapless robots serving evil alien masters!

More seriously, this promises to be a fun thread to keep an eye on!

Just as long as they let me log the cache first! :laughing:

July 10, 2006

Crop circles are made by new geocacher like me trying to zero in

August 1, 2006

Nope never seen any yet, but then there is that new Unknown Cache at the trailer park where Elvis works as the caretaker. I know it's 2:30 am but I'm sure I can get my caching buddies The 2_Jims (Morrison and Hoffa) to fire up the truck, and we'd better take some liquid refreshments as its a hot night. ... keep you posted

August 15, 2006

Aliens? Seems this cache has them inside.

http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_detai...b0-62e75116ad9f

Edited August 15, 2006 by R & B Cache

August 19, 2006

does my brother count. he's a heavy worlder

August 24, 2006

Two things bother me. One, they told me I was the only one they would communicate with here. And two, I know what most of you are talking about. Help me.

September 22, 2006

Ya know you all think you are being funny, but think about it for minute. Doesn't it make sense that aliens would engineer the free use of GPS and use of the internet to set up something like this as a "game", or "hobby" just to see who plays it?

We are the cream of the techno crop. we are athletic enough to go out and hunt these things down and have the tecno savy to be able to use these resources.

Folks they are out there and they are looking for us specifically.

Laugh if you want, but I w ill be checking the rest of you out very carefully to see if you have been replaced by pod people, Briansat has already had another incarnation.

edited for spelling

Verga is right we are the cream of the techno crop. :laughing:

March 23, 2007

apparently alot of aliens have been spotted.

Aliens of Geocaching

April 23, 2007

Just hope no UFO's don't come down and uhhhh you know..."mess" with you...

:rolleyes: ..... :laughing:

oooeeee oooooeeeee ooooeeeee!!!

May 13, 2007

I photographed something strange while doing looking for a cache on a Sunday Morning. I took a picture of a hawk flying around the area and noticed something else on the picture when I viewed it on my computer. Since there is an Air Force Base a few miles from the cache location I assumed it was something from the base, but I sure don't know what it is from the picture. No reports of "strange crafts" in the news that day, but I do remember Jets flying about before I took the picture. Any Ideas?

May 13, 2007

I photographed something strange while doing looking for a cache on a Sunday Morning. I took a picture of a hawk flying around the area and noticed something else on the picture when I viewed it on my computer. Since there is an Air Force Base a few miles from the cache location I assumed it was something from the base, but I sure don't know what it is from the picture. No reports of "strange crafts" in the news that day, but I do remember Jets flying about before I took the picture. Any Ideas?

A hovering cone?

June 5, 2007

I photographed something strange while doing looking for a cache on a Sunday Morning. I took a picture of a hawk flying around the area and noticed something else on the picture when I viewed it on my computer. Since there is an Air Force Base a few miles from the cache location I assumed it was something from the base, but I sure don't know what it is from the picture. No reports of "strange crafts" in the news that day, but I do remember Jets flying about before I took the picture. Any Ideas?

That's a ticked off mama bird driving away the hawk. Better luck next time.

June 18, 2007

or it could be Venus or swamp gas - are you wearing a black suit? no other birds in the area, I figure it's a weird shot of a training jet - those were flying that day

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