+Criminal Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 Damnit damnit sonofab1tch! The person below me has a vice-grip clamped on their right nipple. http://fp1.centurytel.net/Criminal_Page/
+GeneralBracket Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 And I'm carrying it around like that! The person below me will say something so profound that it will close this thread without further discussion.
+IV_Warrior Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 Yeah, this thread won't die that easily. The person below me thinks Warm_Fuzzy's caches are too EASY. Nothing to see here, move along.
+Web-ling Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 ...And I haven't even hunted A Warm_Fuzzy cache! The person below me was found in a cache by the person below them.
+brdad Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 Well, I have done half of them from 7 states away... The person below me once took a golf ball from a cache, and left his wife. And it was a fair trade. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.
+Brian - Team A.I. Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 My wife insisted on holding the golfballs instead of harming those poor trees that were cut down and made into tees. The person below me once tried to cross a flooded wash on a 10-speed. Brian Team A.I.
+TEAM 360 Posted July 1, 2003 Author Posted July 1, 2003 I got stuck in the middle and the chopper had to rescue me, I was that guy on the evening news holding on for my life.... The person below me thought he had to get a shot of penicillin to get rid of the travel bug he picked up...
Northern-Lights Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 I also studied all day just for my blood test! The person below me take 3 hours to watch 60 minutes! If God is your co-pilot, it's time to change seats!!!
+moghedian Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 The person below me take 3 hours to watch 60 minutes...... of the Amazing Race 4's latest episode because I worked 8am to 8pm last Thursday and the VCR I taped it on decided not to co-operate with me and took 3 freaking hours to figure out how to play it.... The person below me will soon be famous because of what follows..... The person below me
+Brian - Team A.I. Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 Once I got past the flashing 12:00, I realized that all I taped was infomercials for Kaboom. The person below me drove across the entire state in reverse, because the cache page said the puzzle needed to be completed backwards to be understood correctly. Brian Team A.I.
+Team GPSaxophone Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 San Diego to Buffalo was quite a trip. Even though the truck broke down on the return trip, it was more enjoyable. The person below me needs to go to Sea World in San Diego and ask how long the 90-minute guided tour is. Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness
+ChrisCindy Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 I have taken that tour...it's 82 minutes log...I asked for an 8 minute refund. The person below me spams the message boards.
+Stunod Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 But I can sell you pills that will make you, well...HUGE. The person below me actually buys those pills... "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
+canadazuuk Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 Yeah, I buy THOSE pills, by the pallet, I hand them out to the freaks at the rest stops, hoping they'll have heart attacks and not return again... The person below me will report my post to the admins, especially if their name starts with F or S
+Cat'N'Geo Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 I am reporting your post for descrimination due to the fact you are rascist against people who's name start with D or 7. The person below me secretly wishes they were the 5th Bee Gee. They say this universe is bound to blow, I say we crank up the Calypso Control! ~Jimmy Buffett ~Someday I Will~
+Tsegi Mike and Desert Viking Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Like I don't have enough problems of my own. Th person below me complains about every cache he's ever done in the virtual log entry. Till a voice, as bad as Conscience, rang interminable changes On one everlasting Whisper day and night repeated -- so: "Something hidden. Go and find it. Go and look behind the Ranges -- "Something lost behind the Ranges. Lost and waiting for you. Go!" Rudyard Kipling , The Explorer 1898
+Divine Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Well they all sucked! The person below me found the cache he had searched for a long time while he was peeing on it. - I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. -
+canadazuuk Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 I found a geocaching thread to be way too long for time, and then I actually took a sh**t on it... the pee was just for good measure STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The person below me is me, I am starting to see and feel double...
+canadazuuk Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 quote:Originally posted by TEAM 360:Looks like the "Continue story by 5 words" thread is completely whacked by now...this is something we did on the Joe Millionaire boards, and it took off very well. The next person who posts after me can try to explain this away, and leave a gentle, generic "slam" for the next poster, so: "The person below me couldn't find a full-sized ammo box in an empty parking lot!" This was the original inspiration for this thread?? 'Completely whacked' doesn't even come close to a suitably tame analogy... I'm going to start dumping out 1500 word diatribes!!! You have all been warned! Especially the person below me.
+Divine Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 The person above me has warned. The person below me has been warned. - I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. -
+Planet Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Is that a threat!? Or is it my turn to keep the peek? The person below me wants a peavey just like brdad's so they can log their next cache. Cache you later, Planet So many caches, so little time.
+Cat'N'Geo Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 I always wanted a log cachin. Quothe the canadazuuk : quote: This was the original inspiration for this thread?? 'Completely whacked' doesn't even come close to a suitably tame analogy... I'm going to start dumping out 1500 word diatribes!!! You have all been warned! Especially the person below me. Oooooo. The person below me has never heard of the page down key. They say this universe is bound to blow, I say we crank up the Calypso Control! ~Jimmy Buffett ~Someday I Will~ [This message was edited by Dusty668 on July 02, 2003 at 05:28 AM.]
Bender Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 The what key?? The person below me wants to nibble on the person above me. Searching, for the lost Xanadu
+GeneralBracket Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Just a little off the shoulder. Or how about a nice "side of Dusty", or Dusty chops. Mmmmmmmm..... Duuussty chops. The person below me is not in any mood for posting to this thread, yet they still do!
+Criminal Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 That’s true, will it ever die? The person below me will write a short piece about testicles and a claw hammer to kill the tread once and for all. http://fp1.centurytel.net/Criminal_Page/
+Og's outfit Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 You're right! But I never let my moods get in the way! The person below me is still waiting for canadazuuk's 1500 word diatribe! Prophetically Challenged (or is that Pathetically?)
+canadazuuk Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Well, we just got the 2010 Winter olympics... so you'll have to wait. I just had a great idea, this thread should live on forever, and collect all the diatribes that would normally be spewed out elsewhere... The person below me agrees wholeheartedly
+GeneralBracket Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Yes! YES! A troll catcher! The person below me is a troll. They don't post trolls, they ARE A TROLL.
+Stunod Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 It will live on...but begging God to have mercy on it and let it die in peace. The person below me will dig up the old "Complaint Dept" thread and revive it. "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
Radman Forever Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 YES! I WILL REVIVE THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMET AND ANNOY ALL OF THE OTHER GEOCACHERS! HA! HA! HA! The person below me will kick me in the nut$ for bringing back that old complaint thread! And say YOU *^ RADMAN! "Michigan Geocaching At It's Best!" "If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure." - Dan Quayle
+FFC Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 I'm glad I wore the boots to work today so the kicking really hurts. The person below me really like Joe Millionaire and taped every episode.
+TEAM 360 Posted July 2, 2003 Author Posted July 2, 2003 How did you know? I thought for sure Zora and him were gonna stay together. I STILL think MOJO is sexy... The person below me is so sick of this thread that they are gonna puke any minute now, but will still post because they just can't help themselves, like a fat man at a barbeque, they just can't get enough...
+Team GPSaxophone Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 I love this thread. The person below me will prove my point Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness
+ChrisCindy Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 What that beavers will one day rule the world? The person below me is afraid of squirrels.
+Team GPSaxophone Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Beavers aren't afraid of squirrels, that's why they'll rule the world. The person below me was thinking of a different kind of beaver Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness
+parkrrrr Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 You would be too if you had nuts the size of mine. [Edit, because GPSaxophone jumped in ahead of me: Well, yeah, I was.] The person below me thinks my new signature is even stupider than my old one.
+Team GPSaxophone Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 YOU try jumping around with a 30 pound sax... I can't read your sig line, it's too small. The person below me has something else that is too small. Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness
+parkrrrr Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 They told you that'd damage your eyesight, but did you listen? And you're right, I need more trinket-space in my caching bag. The person below me wonders who Warm_Fuzzy is.
+sbell111 Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Maybe what a warm fuzzy is... The person below me still hangs out on the Joe Millionaire forums.
+bitbrain Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 The person below me can't believe this thread is still alive. No, wait, that's me...
+Cat'N'Geo Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 It's ALIIIIIIIVVVVVVE!!!! Great first Mosquitos & chiggers, now generals chewing on my @$$. Thought I'd left that scene 20 years ago when the Army said Thanks but get the Frell out. The person below me is hoping to see the Diatribe, and the Regular Tribe & find out if they cancel each other out. Or if one is just fatter than the other. They say this universe is bound to blow, I say we crank up the Calypso Control! ~Jimmy Buffett ~Someday I Will~
+GeneralBracket Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Diatribes are definitely fatter. This is becoming an excersize in trying to say something that nobody is willing to post in response to. For example... The person below me is bald, fat, unemployed, impotent, has a raging case of hemroids, has body hair very similar to what you'd see on a Chow, is sitting in front of the PC right now naked with the front window wide open, and has a sign up saying "Free flogings with the purchase of a used lawn mower. Inquire within."
+PSUPAUL Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Wow, do you have a surveilence camera on me? The person below me loved Temptation Island! PSUPAUL of Team Geo-Remdation
+Cat'N'Geo Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Well, it was tempting, but I just used it & moved on. The person below me still has "The Macarina" playing in an infinite loop. They say this universe is bound to blow, I say we crank up the Calypso Control! ~Jimmy Buffett ~Someday I Will~
+Stunod Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 When I dance they call me Macarena And the boys they say que soy buena They all want me, they can't have me so they all come and dance beside me Move with me, chat with me and if I could I'd take you home with me The person below me is angry at me for suggesting the complaint thread get revived. "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
+Og's outfit Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 I love the complaint tread, and this one too! The person below me is angry at me for not complaining about stunod suggesting that the complaint thread be revived, I think? OG Prophetically Challenged (or is that Pathetically?)
+ChrisCindy Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 I am too new to know about the complaint thread. The person below me knows about the complaint thread.
+IV_Warrior Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Yes, I do remember the complaint thread. And like this one, it JUST WON'T DIE. The person below me thinks a cache left someWHERE they USED to live ISN'T a vacation cache..... Nothing to see here, move along. [edit: there, it should make more sense now] [This message was edited by IV_Warrior on July 02, 2003 at 06:06 PM.]
Northern-Lights Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 What?..........did that make any sense? The person below me carries a doot bucket. If God is your co-pilot, it's time to change seats!!!
+TEAM 360 Posted July 2, 2003 Author Posted July 2, 2003 When ya gotta go, ya gotta go, and I "leave no trace"... The person below me has a 6' cardboard cutout of Britney Spears in their living room....
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