+TEAM 360 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Looks like the "Continue story by 5 words" thread is completely whacked by now...this is something we did on the Joe Millionaire boards, and it took off very well. The next person who posts after me can try to explain this away, and leave a gentle, generic "slam" for the next poster, so: "The person below me couldn't find a full-sized ammo box in an empty parking lot!" Link to comment
+parkrrrr Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Well, duh. The parking lot's empty; you said so yourself. The person below me couldn't figure out how to go south from the North Pole. Link to comment
+MacDaddy Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 ..because, uh, well, I dunno, but I DO know the person below me couldn't find both both cheeks with both hands... "There's no need to be afraid of strange noises in the night. Anything that intends you harm will stalk you silently." Link to comment
+cachew nut Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 The person below me had better be female. The person 10 posts below me is a moron. Link to comment
+Divine Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Nope hun, I just have a female name. The person below me owes me lots of money. - I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. - Link to comment
umc Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 At the time of this posting I didn't know who the person below me was. Is that still considered cheating? ______________________________________________________________________________________ Caching without a clue.... Link to comment
Dinoprophet Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 You know who I am, liar! The person below me is a sock puppet. Well the mountain was so beautiful that this guy built a mall and a pizza shack Yeah he built an ugly city because he wanted the mountain to love him back -- Dar Williams Link to comment
BassoonPilot Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 I'm not, but "I play one on TV." Wish I wasn't wearing this kilt ... The person below me eats hairless rats for breakfast. Link to comment
+The Leprechauns Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Only a bassoon player is whacky enough to eat rats that still have their hair. The person below me fakes finds on lame virtual caches. x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x Some mornings, it just doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps. - Emo Phillips Link to comment
umc Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 who doesn't fake finds on lame virtuals? The person below me has posted in these forums before. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Caching without a clue.... Link to comment
umc Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 the person below me is really cool ______________________________________________________________________________________ Caching without a clue.... Link to comment
umc Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 I know I'm cool, thanks The person below me is a dork ______________________________________________________________________________________ Caching without a clue.... Link to comment
+Divine Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Yeah, I feel like dork because you still owe me lots of money. The person below me should think about what cachew nut said. - I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. - Link to comment
+TEAM 360 Posted June 26, 2003 Author Share Posted June 26, 2003 That's MR. Moron to you! The person below me once left a doot as a trade item. Link to comment
boreal jeff & sons Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 So what's wrong with my doot? The person below me "Has fallen and can't get up" Every hour spent geocaching is added to the end of your life Link to comment
+Stunod Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 ...but that is what my viagra is for. The person below me could screw up a one man parade. "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." Link to comment
enfanta Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 well, DUH! The person below me has too much time on their hands. Care the Deception of Imitative Administrator Link to comment
+IV_Warrior Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 well duh! that wasn't tough to figure out. the person below me thinks it's NOT about the numbers Nothing to see here, move along. Link to comment
+parkrrrr Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 There's numbers? The person below me is really Keystone Approver. Link to comment
enfanta Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 I wish you guys would give that up. The person below me speaks ROT13 Care the Deception of Imitative Administrator Link to comment
+parkrrrr Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Rasnagn vf Xrlfgbar Nccebire! The person below me wishes we'd give it up, too. Link to comment
+NJ Admin Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 No I don't but I might also be Bubbles. The person below me really is a sockpuppet Link to comment
Judge PDOPner Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 The person below me is tired of this thread already. Link to comment
+brdad Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Ya, it needs a pick me up. The person below me wants to play with my peavey. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner. Link to comment
+parkrrrr Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 I only need the peavey because I found a log in a cache. The person below me wants to be below me. Link to comment
CacheMonkeez Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 I look down on the person below me. Link to comment
+clearpath Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 The person below me is the greatest most wonderful human being alive today. Link to comment
+parkrrrr Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 The person below me is better than me. Link to comment
+TEAM 360 Posted June 26, 2003 Author Share Posted June 26, 2003 Gee, thanks, that means a lot to me...I think... The person below me actually LIKES to argue with Seneca! Link to comment
umc Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Who doesn't like to argue with Seneca?? Ther person below me doesn't have as many posts as me. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Caching without a clue.... Link to comment
+Stunod Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Yeah...but my dad could kick you dad's a$$. The person below me is about as sharp as a bag of wet mice. "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." Link to comment
umc Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 I've never seen a bag of wet mice but the person below me owns a hairless rat. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Caching without a clue.... Link to comment
+TEAM 360 Posted June 26, 2003 Author Share Posted June 26, 2003 I was just testing my new Norelco shaver. The person below me hates handicapped children. Link to comment
+sbell111 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 I don't own one, but I've met a few at geocaching events. The person below me bought a doot bucket. Link to comment
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Unless they're properly prepared. Treated. Diced. The person below me squirts his water bottle into dry caches. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost. Link to comment
umc Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 That wasn't a water bottle. The person below me doesn't know how to cache. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Caching without a clue.... Link to comment
+The Leprechauns Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Everything I know about caching, I learned from reading umc's 1888 forum posts. The person below me spent his wedding night hiding a micro. x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x Some mornings, it just doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps. - Emo Phillips Link to comment
+GeneralBracket Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 It's a 5/5. The person below me is me! Link to comment
+GeneralBracket Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 See? This time the person below me is NOT me. Link to comment
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Yup. The person below me can't field strip a Garand in under twenty seconds. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost. Link to comment
+Stunod Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Susan Garand?? Took me 2 weeks to get her nekid! The person below me speels badely. "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." Link to comment
+Planet Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 I wouldn't want to strip a Judy Garland! The person below me wishes they had planted THIS CACHE! Cache you later, Planet So many caches, so little time. Link to comment
+ChrisCindy Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Never been to CT. The person below me is...well...below me. Link to comment
+MacDaddy Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 The person below me is still awake, thank goodness.. "There's no need to be afraid of strange noises in the night. Anything that intends you harm will stalk you silently." Link to comment
+carleenp Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Be quiet, I'm trying to sleep. The person below me is not really here. Link to comment
+parkrrrr Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Is anyone really here? The person below me likes some kinds of caches better than others. Link to comment
+Gaddiel Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Yep, the one's posted on geocaching.com are the best! The person below me feels more like they do now than they did a while ago... Link to comment
+GeneralBracket Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Imagine how I'll feel later. The person below me has many more finds than me. Link to comment
BassoonPilot Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 quote:Originally posted by General Bracket: The person below me has many more finds than me. Ain't it the truth? (I dunno.) The hiking boots of the person below me really, really stink. Link to comment
+Cat'N'Geo Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Yet my wife loves me, as long as I wash my feet, & leave them outside when I come home. Although without my feet I'm 4 inches shorter, and my ankles hurt. The person below me has never dropped a packet while pinging a nic. They say this universe is bound to blow, I say we crank up the Calypso Control! ~Jimmy Buffett ~Someday I Will~ Link to comment
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