clearpath

Agreed ... please pass the potatos.

Thank God I'm not in the middle of this fruckus ...

Why? Cause his mother works at Wally World ...

As long as they leave the forum post counts in tact I'm fine with eliminating the cache find totals ...

Attention K-Mart shoppers ... while supplies last ... the Blue Light Special is now located in aisle 4. There you will find 'sad and demented yet social dorks' seeking pocket caches. You will be amazed at the hours of entertainment you can have watching these dorks searching each others pockets. Don't miss this Blue Light Special in aisle 4 ... this could be you last chance to see what fun it is to reach into a pocket and pull out a 'surprise'.

Wow ... 4 inches of rain is a lot. Hope you didn't get too muddy. Sounds like you and your 3 yr old are going to have fun with this sport. Good luck with the other 7 million.

Hire a good attorney ... you'll be fine. Unless of course the cops find weapons grade plutonium in your backpack.

People who steal your cache are generally refered to as 'cache maggots'. 'Muggles' are really innocent bystanders ... people that don't have a clue what you are doing. Maybe we need a name for people that know about geocaching but don't participate at any level ...

I'm going to guess the sport will be around for 43 years, 2 months, 12 days, 4 hours, 31 minutes and 44 seconds ... thats when the asteriod hits earth.

The worst snakes wear suits and carry briefcases ...

Okay ... now it's my turn. Umm, anyone have another tissue?

You could leave your user name as is and put your new name as your forum title ... then you could sign logbooks with your forum title and be somewhat 'mysterious' to folks who don't use the forums ...

Just send me $20, err, I mean Oooone Thoooousand Dollarsssss and you will be bannned ...

Cool! I am in the first 2 pictures...... LOL!!! And it looks like you got more on your shirt than in you! that's paint, dood! paint clothes are great to wear while geocaching (at least for me) because: 1. people can guess who I am 2. food dribbled on my clothes looks like it belong there! Because your screen name is paintfiction, I guess we'll believe you ...

It sounds like thats what the OP did ... he says his bags were 'locked shut'.

Just send me $20 and you will be a Charter member ... I was thinking more like a Thousand..would that be okay? Yeah, yeah thats what I meant to say ...

I noticed the campsites are sold at the event. I'm sure someone of your stature in the Parks and Rec could pull a few strings and make a couple hundred more campsites available ...

Just send me $20 and you will be a Charter member ...

I'm always scared someone will throw a copperhead in the car and I won't know it til I'm on the hiway doing 70 MPH ...

Yeah, that happens. I usually forget to leave my trade item, then feeling guilty, walk all the way back just to drop it off.

That looks like the work of a pack of wild teenagers ...

I love expresso ... especially in the afternoon. However, I can not find a single coffee house in K.C. that knows how to serve a good expresso. Starbucks will hand you a paper cup with your java which is disgusting when it comes to expresso. Expresso is something that should be worshipped, held in reverance. Nothing but small China drinking vessels should touch your lips when sipping the nectar.

You don't mind if we call you Dr. Juggs ...

Kilts are nothing ... If you think you are a real man, trying running around in public with nothing but a speedo. BTW, I would go geocaching with Mike Tyson if, and only if, his hands were tied behind his back ...

You are not a geocacher unless ... You've had scraps on your arms, stick-tights on your clothes, mud on your legs and insect bites on your booty ...