umc Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 You're supposed to sign cache logs? The person below me is second on the 3rd page. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Caching without a clue....
BassoonPilot Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Drats. Always the bridesmaid. The person below me has the geocaching.com logo tattooed on her left "cheek" ...
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 ...and, boy, was she surprised to find me standing there with the needle buzzing! The person below me has nothing to say to the person two below me. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
+Renegade Knight Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 The person below me couldn't hit the ground with a lead weight in a clutz contest.
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Hell no. I just throw 'em into Clarke orbit. Confuses the he!! out of the [ck]lutzes. The person below me has a Don Martin hanging in his living room. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
+The Leprechauns Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 The corpse hanging in the living room works marvelously in keeping the flies out of my kitchen. The person below me has his head in the buttocks of the website. x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x Some mornings, it just doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps. - Emo Phillips
+Stunod Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 So thats the smell...I thought the dog farted. The person below me thinks there are monsters in the closet. "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
+IV_Warrior Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 THEY ARE in the closet, haven't you seen Monsters Inc? The person below me whines if people don't play by "his rules" Nothing to see here, move along.
OuttaHand Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 So what are you saying? "OuttaHand WINS" isn't a fair rule???? The person below me tries to jam 9volt batteries into his GPS instead of AA's -- figures better voltage = better reception!!!
+Team GPSaxophone Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 The batteries fit better in there than in the sax... The person below me is not working right now Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness
+Cat'N'Geo Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Man, do I ever wish. The person below me left a TB in an empty sardine can out of habit. They say this universe is bound to blow, I say we crank up the Calypso Control! ~Jimmy Buffett ~Someday I Will~
motoXman Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 it was NOT empty, there were 2 sardine skeletons in it. the person below me is just taking a break from surfing for naked photos of Roseanne Barr someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
+sbell111 Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Its called aversion therapy. The person below me is wearing mismatched socks.
+Stunod Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Nope, sock are right. I got the wrong feet, though. The person below me wears aluminum foil hats. "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
Nascat Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 How else would I keep the Government Satellites and Black Helicopters from keeping track of me? The Person below me is the Greatest Cacher ever! "Deep in the Heart of Jersey"
BassoonPilot Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Sorry, I'm not Rubbertoe ... or was it James .. or TJW ... or Dave U.? When caching, the person below me takes the ammo boxes and leaves gladware.
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 What, we were supposed to open 'em? The person below me is building a travel bug torture chamber. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
+Pudman Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 TB torture chamber=OK TB jail= BAD The person below me caught athlete's feet from the person above me. Now he eats his homemade toe cheese.
Hoof Hearted Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Is that you, Clarice? The person below me would rather hear a fat boy fart than a thousand angels sing.
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Singing hymns and waving palm branches through all eternity is pretty when you hear about it in the pulpit, but it's as poor a way to put in valuable time as a body could contrive. In other words, you may keep the angels, I want to spend my afterlife in a Tex-Mex joint with plenty of refritos and Dos Equis. The person below me knows the difference between scatology and eschatology. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
umc Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Yeah, I think one of them goes in a Doot Bucket, right? The person below me is going to have a hard time thinking of the person below them ______________________________________________________________________________________ Caching without a clue....
+clearpath Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 WOOOOO HOOOOO !!!! I just reached 100 posts. The person below me probably has more ...
+Stunod Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 A few more...but not like umc. The person below me thinks umc's post count is cool. "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
+Huntnlady Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Naw, I just think UMC has entirely too much time on his hands. The person below me gets out of the shower when he needs to take a leak! (Doesn't everybody?) Deer laugh when they hear my name! http://www.geocities.com/cacheinon
+Team GPSaxophone Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 But I'll empty my spit valve right there on stage! The person blow me, however, didn't know that saxophones had spit valves. Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness
BassoonPilot Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 That's true ... I thought it was a "water key." The person below me looks for nighttime caches during the day, and daytime caches at night.
+Team GPSaxophone Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 If you're so sure it's water, then I'll pour you a glass. I still can't find the nighttime half of the Equinox cache during the day. The person below me hasn't found it either. Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness
+Huntnlady Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 quote: I still can't find the nighttime half of the Equinox cache during the day. The person below me hasn't found it either. That cache is quite a drive for me to do, but I've been trying to do it telepathically for a month. Do I need to log my Did Not Finds? The person below me hides microcaches in ivy- BOOO HISS.
+Stunod Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 It's easy to get to from the bleachers at Wrigley Field. The person below me has a poison ivy rash on their privates. "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
RandMan Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Only in "Poison Ivy!" ************************************************ The person below me found the micro in the poison ivy.
+GeneralBracket Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Anything for a cause. The person below me hides knives and live hand grenades in caches.
+TeamTJ Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 And whooo-weeee does it itch!! The person below me can only say "hrmpphhh" TeamTJ
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Not true. I can also say "hrrmpphhh", "hrrmpphh", and "eschatology". The person below me is the president of the Save the Ticks Foundation. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 You know of a better place? The person below me doesn't know where his post is going to wind up. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
+Huntnlady Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Half the time I don't know where I'M GOING TO WIND UP. The person below me always eats their Wheaties before a day of geocaching.
RandMan Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 I found it! . . . it turned up on a different thread. ************************************************ The person below me didn't answer my post and has no idea what I said.
+SylvrStorm Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Gotta have that energy to get those FTF's! The person below me heard you shouldn't leave food in a cache, so now they just leave the empty wrappers.
+wimseyguy Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 quote: The person below me always eats their Wheaties before a day of geocaching Almost right. It's usually Honey Nut Cheerios. The person below me needs to put both hands back on the keyboard. These changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes; Nothing remains quite the same. Through all of the islands and all of the highlands, If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane
+sbell111 Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Why? I only type with one finger anyway. The person below me taught W's public speaking class.
+GeneralBracket Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Somebody had to stop the man from saying "terra" instead of "terror". The person below me doesn't get that joke.
The Falcon Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 No, but I did buy the box of Cracker Jacks it came in. The person below me dresses up like Harry Potter on hunts because his wand gives better coordinates. ===== It is the tale, not he who tells it."
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 I can't get a license to carry concealed wands in this state. The person below me is hiding weapons of cache destruction. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost.
+SylvrStorm Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 quote:The person below me is hiding weapons of cache destruction. Hey, guns don't trash caches, people trash caches. The person below me logs finds on their own caches for maintenance visits.
+Criminal Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 The person or persons below me talk only to themselves. http://fp1.centurytel.net/Criminal_Page/
+Criminal Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 Yes, we do. http://fp1.centurytel.net/Criminal_Page/
motoXman Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 weapons of cache destruction = Mctoys the person below me is wearing pink leotards and listening to Marylin Manson's remake of Merle Haggard's Greatest Hits whilst balancing a hairless rat on a #2 pencil wedged in a hairy armpit.. someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
+mornin'glory Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 do you have a camera in here or are you telepathic ? the person below me isn't nearly as interesting as the voices in my head... Click to subscribe to ozmtngeocachers if you cache it, they will come.
+wimseyguy Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 I hear voices too.. and they don't like you! The person below me really wants to see tmac in that outfit singing those songs. These changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes; Nothing remains quite the same. Through all of the islands and all of the highlands, If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane
+clearpath Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 I don't want to see anyone's hairy armpits ... The person below me stuffs their pets into empty beer cartons
+GeneralBracket Posted June 27, 2003 Posted June 27, 2003 There is no person below me. The first person on the next page however is in reality... Mr. Wayne Newton!
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