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I will go caching today, and I'll post too. I'm pretty good at multi-tasking.

 

TPBM has written a book entitled, "The Lost Art of Tupperware Closing."

 

OG

 

Prophetically Challenged (or is that Pathetically?)

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It was a very dry read too. It basically just said to make sure there ain't no ammo left in it.

 

The person below me cut off the trail once to relieve himself, and got got with his "cache" out.

 

Searching, for the lost Xanadu

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The proper term is a geowhiz. (a verb, not a cacher of the same name) And yes I have been caught many times. Once I turned around and there was a bear behind me. Talk about shrinkage. LOl...........

 

TPBM still can't figure out how to set the clock on their VCR and has never heard of DVD.

 

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I gave up on trying to set the clock because I can never find any BETA tapes to play on it anyhow.

 

The Person Below Me visits the Magellen Treasure Hunt page and refreshes it at least 40 times a day.

Posted

If you you mean by "Magellan's" is "geocaching.com" and "Treasure Hunt page" as "forums", why then, yes i refresh it at LEAST 40 times a day. icon_biggrin.gif

 

TPBM only goes caching on the weekends.

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well of course only weekends..

because the person below me keeps me busy following them around picking up the remains of the unlucky cachers who get in their way as they blast through the trails.

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If they can't here the siren, it's thier own fault.

The person below me likes cats in an unhealthy way.

 

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--?If Prometheus was worthy of the wrath of heaven for kindling the first fire upon earth, how ought all the gods honor the men who make it their professional business to put it out??-- John Godfrey Saxe, (American journalist, poet, and lecturer) circa 1850

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Well yea, since I'm a dog person. I like cats too. They taste like chicken. icon_biggrin.gif

 

TPBM wonders what a Bigfoot would look like shaved.

 

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oh yeah, baby, I've written to Snoogans, and I do wonder about him...

 

The person below me has a pet name for their cachemobile and talks to it, coaxes it, encourages it...

Posted

icon_eek.gif Kinda looks like a frightened Oompa Loompa huh.

 

TPBM thinks a statement involving Willy Wonka, Oompa Loompas, and a micro would be unfit for this thread.

Posted

I go there right after I get done at the gym.

 

The person below me thinks that rubbing the juice of sun-cured bologna all over themselves is a good mosquito repellant and sexy, too...

Posted

Well it's about the only thing that bologna's good for anyway.

 

TPBM farted at the dinner table on the occasion of meeting the parents of their significant other.

 

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Mmmmmmmmmm, Crunchy owl candy.

Like cotton candy outside and crunchy inside.

 

TPBM has no idea what the ekpyrotic universe of the brane is, but probably has heard of the person who wrote the theory. (frogive me if I misspelled ek, ekpy, whatever.)

 

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Umm...yeah so thats what happens when you smoke crack. Ekpyrotic Universe of the Brain? Wooo hooo now thats some some serious drug use there.

 

TPBM will google it too.

Posted

Yep, and posted a link on the last cache event thread. It's Brane, not BRAIN.

 

TPBM Did terrible things to their dog with a fork.

 

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Nope! Wrong again! icon_wink.gif My cat tapes are better.

 

TPBM has a boog hangin and no one will tell them. Lol

 

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Oh man i thought it was a piece of chunky caramel. Thought it tasted funny.

 

The person below me cant post anything as weird as the last few posts.

Posted

Nope. I get stranger things free with my breakfast cereal.

 

TPBM is weirder than me.

 

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Well my big sister told me if I kissed it she would turn into my dream girl. A rich woman who's too proud to have her husband work.

 

TPBM has a pet tick.

 

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You're right, Snoogans, I'm not touching that. I think I'll just ignore it.

 

TPBM is glad I ignored it and is happy to change the subject.

 

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Potted meat. Do they sell that at Von's? I was just headed out and I'm a long way from home.

 

TPBM just squirted what they were drinking out of ther nose.

 

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But I like madness and insanity.

 

TPBM will soon reek havok upon the caching world <INSERT EVIL LAUGH>

 

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Yes! I'm going out to find some potted meat.

 

TPBM can't wait to hear about it when I return.

 

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Sparky had issues and I needed help.

 

TPBM milks rattle snakes and drinks the venom with antifreeze.

 

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I also floss with tire chains and gargle with battery acid....

 

but the person below me couldn't make it all the way back to the port-a-john at the trailhead, so they blamed the smell on the dog...

Posted

Really? Does it show?

 

TPBM, like me, can't get that inspector gadget tune out of their head! AARRGGHH!!

 

Do-dle-doo-dle-doop inspector gadget....

 

OG

 

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