+Criminal Posted October 28, 2003 Posted October 28, 2003 This is Dick. Dick likes to geocache. Geocache Dick! This is Jane. Jane likes to geocache too. Geocache Jane! Dick and Jane geocache together. They have fun. Fun fun fun! They don’t geocache in Colorado though… Continue the story, and keep it G rated. http://fp1.centurytel.net/Criminal_Page/ Quote
Swagger Posted October 28, 2003 Posted October 28, 2003 I'm sorry... I just can't think of anything G rated, so I'll have to stay out of this thread. Quote
+sept1c_tank Posted October 28, 2003 Posted October 28, 2003 Hi. My name is Dick, too. Maybe we can all three cache together. ==============="If it feels good...do it"================ **(the other 9 out of 10 voices in my head say: "Don't do it.")** . Quote
+Criminal Posted October 28, 2003 Author Posted October 28, 2003 Alice and "Jerry" geocache too. But they're a cheap knock-off. http://fp1.centurytel.net/Criminal_Page/ Quote
+Snoogans Posted October 28, 2003 Posted October 28, 2003 Criminal, You need to think up a good one for that private, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, thread. I think that I would be betraying my own character to post something "intentionally" G-Rated. Sngans If you are not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen Quote
+cachew nut Posted October 28, 2003 Posted October 28, 2003 See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick. Quote
+Criminal Posted October 28, 2003 Author Posted October 28, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Snoogans:Criminal, You need to think up a good one for that private, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, thread. I think that I would be betraying my own character to post something "intentionally" G-Rated. Sngans If you are not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen Dude! The original deleted by COAdmin thread is already there. Get with the program! http://fp1.centurytel.net/Criminal_Page/ Quote
+Team GeoCan Posted October 28, 2003 Posted October 28, 2003 I don't know Dick. JANE? That's different, EVERYONE knows Jane. After all didn't you see SPOT run? Why did Spot run? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THIS is the PUBLIC face of Geocaching, when someone learns of the sport this is where they come to learn more, what are YOU showing them? http://blacksheep.rootsweb.com/ International Black Sheep Society of Genealogists Quote
+Spzzmoose Posted October 28, 2003 Posted October 28, 2003 Dick and Jane both went up the hill with a buck and a quarter. Jane came down with... Oop's forgot this was a "G" thread! Old joke, I know. Quote
+Alan2 Posted October 29, 2003 Posted October 29, 2003 Jane bought Dick a rooster apron to use when he prepares tea and cookies after caching. "Not in this world, my dear," said Dick. "I wouldn't be caught dead in that thing. Get yourself another boy to boil your water!" Quote
+boulist44 Posted October 29, 2003 Posted October 29, 2003 maybe Dick has gone onto a virtual thread, who can blame him wearing an apron col Quote
+seneca Posted October 29, 2003 Posted October 29, 2003 I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. Quote
+Breaktrack Posted October 29, 2003 Posted October 29, 2003 What in the world?????? "Afghanistan was a battle. Iraq was a battle. The war goes on." Quote
+pnew Posted October 29, 2003 Posted October 29, 2003 Aren't Dick and Jane in their 60's now... Oh wait thats a normal geocaching age... Quote
+Criminal Posted October 29, 2003 Author Posted October 29, 2003 I like that Seneca! Good job! http://fp1.centurytel.net/Criminal_Page/ Quote
+TMAN264 Posted October 29, 2003 Posted October 29, 2003 Dick finds a travel bug. Dick puts it in his toybox, and plays with his other toys, and never logs it. Bad, naughty Dick. Quote
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted October 29, 2003 Posted October 29, 2003 Jane finds a kitty. The kitty's name is Puff. Nice kitty! Nice Puff! Dick puts Puff in the ammo box. Dick's hands hurt! ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost. Quote
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted October 29, 2003 Posted October 29, 2003 Susan is Dick and Jane's friend. Susan is in the second grade. Uncle Happy reads a set of coordinates. He says, "Susan, the doll you wanted in your letter is in the cache." Susan enters the coordinates on her eTrex Legend. The cache is behind the Lazy Pines Motel on Route 44. Susan's mother makes a phone call. Uncle Happy is taken in for questioning. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost. Quote
+Corp Of Discovery Posted October 29, 2003 Posted October 29, 2003 What about Dick's 'close friend' Bob? Remember, wherever you go- there you are! Quote
+eroyd Posted October 29, 2003 Posted October 29, 2003 Jane caches with her friends Dick and Dick. She likes two Dicks. Dick two finds a new camera. Smile Jane. Smile Dick. Look at Spotty. He wants to play to. Quote
+9Key Posted October 29, 2003 Posted October 29, 2003 Susan returns home after geocaching to watch her favorite TV show - Exploits of a Criminal. ------- ~ Texas Geocaching ~ Geocaching Icons - The Selector ~ Quote
+Alan2 Posted October 29, 2003 Posted October 29, 2003 Dick and Jane caching in the woods...Shh, lets listen in... "You were not careful and have been bad children," said Smokey. "Now you'll have to leave California." [This message was edited by Alan2 on October 30, 2003 at 04:54 AM.] Quote
+canadazuuk Posted October 30, 2003 Posted October 30, 2003 My girlfriend of years ago had the last name 'Long'. Her dad's name was Richard. Although I figured I was tarzan, he didn't let me play too late with 'Jane'. If I had only been able to take her geocaching then. Quote
+majicman Posted October 30, 2003 Posted October 30, 2003 I remember back in the sixties when Jane went by her Middle name along with her first name: Mary Jane... For some strange reason, in the seventies she stopped using her middle name and just used her first name "Jane". Strange? I will always remember her as Mary Jane and all the time we spent together... But then, that was before she found Dick, I guess... --majicman Quote
+AmishHacker Posted October 30, 2003 Posted October 30, 2003 NOT FUNNY SALLY NOT FUNNY DICK .-=Amish_Hacker=-. Quote
+Dagg Posted October 30, 2003 Posted October 30, 2003 Hey I’m a dick and my kitty is named Puff! Weird! Quote
Vacman Posted October 30, 2003 Posted October 30, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Team Og Rof A Klaw:http://www.seespotglow.com/images/puff_dick_jane_cat_food.jpg Jane finds a kitty. The kitty's name is Puff. Nice kitty! Nice Puff! Dick puts Puff in the ammo box. Dick's hands hurt! ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw _All who wander are not lost._ - I am crying here - best thread in the last few days! -------------------------------------------------- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Quote
+Alan2 Posted October 30, 2003 Posted October 30, 2003 "Whew, I'm pooped. what a climb. I told you DIck to find out what a T/D of 4/4 means before leaving." "Oh quit *****ing Jane. And where's the topo map I told you to take?" Quote
+sept1c_tank Posted October 31, 2003 Posted October 31, 2003 You have to be Dick #3. I am Dick #2. Nice kitty, Dick #3. Jane wants to re-name it "Muff." (See: "Pinkard & Bowden - Ballad Of Dick And Jane.") BTW, nice rug! ==============="If it feels good...do it"================ **(the other 9 out of 10 voices in my head say: "Don't do it.")** . Quote
+Corp Of Discovery Posted October 31, 2003 Posted October 31, 2003 I thought Puff was a magic dragon- what does Puff have to do with Mary Jane anyways? Remember, wherever you go- there you are! [This message was edited by Corp Of Discovery on November 01, 2003 at 04:51 PM.] Quote
Captain Chaoss Posted October 31, 2003 Posted October 31, 2003 QUOTE: what does Puff have to do with Mary Jane anyways? I wasn't born till the 70's, but I even understand that one ! Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Quote
+Alan2 Posted October 31, 2003 Posted October 31, 2003 Dick and Jane lose track of time trading their Tinker Toys for a Barbie doll at a railroad cache. Quote
+eroyd Posted October 31, 2003 Posted October 31, 2003 Kill Dick!...Kill Jane!...Kill,Kill,Kill! Quote
Captain Chaoss Posted November 1, 2003 Posted November 1, 2003 Go Jane, alls fair in First To Find ! Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Quote
Captain Chaoss Posted November 8, 2003 Posted November 8, 2003 Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Quote
+AmishHacker Posted January 5, 2004 Posted January 5, 2004 Im naughty......another old one for REVIVAL!!!! I like it when people get creative. Quote
+SamLowrey Posted January 5, 2004 Posted January 5, 2004 They should meet up with Jack and Jill and have a G-rated foursome (like in tennis, but with Geocaching!) Quote
chemfed Posted January 5, 2004 Posted January 5, 2004 Food in a cache is bad. Bad Dick, bad! Why did Dick put donuts in here? Dick is such a... well... a Dick! Quote
Captain Chaoss Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 I loved this thread too ! Thanks for the revival Amish Hacker. Quote
+SamLowrey Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 http://img.Groundspeak.com/cache/log/ea707...a56b4ee44f2.jpg Quote
+geoguyver Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 <IMG SRC="http://img.Groundspeak.com/user/155215_600.jpg"> <BR>NOT FUNNY SALLY<BR>NOT FUNNY DICK<BR><BR>.-=Amish_Hacker=-. LOL Who rocks the house?!? Amish Hacker rocks the house! Quote
+AmishHacker Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 <IMG SRC="http://img.Groundspeak.com/user/155215_600.jpg"> <BR>NOT FUNNY SALLY<BR>NOT FUNNY DICK<BR><BR>.-=Amish_Hacker=-. LOL Who rocks the house?!? Amish Hacker rocks the house! I had not posted for a couple months because of travel and work. I am still traveling but I needed a refresher. I had to find some of my favs and bring them to 2004!!!! Thanks for cont to post Quote
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