+georgeandmary Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Pedal until your legs cramp up and then pedal some more. Quote Link to comment
+pater47 Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Shirley finds the wooden toilet seat cache placed by the Birch John Society. Visit the Mississippi Geocaching Forum at http://pub98.ezboard.com/bgeocachingms Quote Link to comment
+The Weasel Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 As I sit here broken hearted, Tried to s**t but only farted. I tried again when I had the chance, but all I did was s**t my pants. Quote Link to comment
+CYBret Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Ok, the duct tape is taken care of. Where do you want the plastic sheeting? Quote Link to comment
+JoGPS Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 This very special has cache to go here, so it will maintain its aroma……………JOE Quote Link to comment
+The Weasel Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 I have 2 more for this one.... 1) After eating 2 bran muffins and drinking a quart of gin, the porcelain god was a mutch welcome site. 2) CACHE HAPPENS!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
+TMAN264 Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 The Two Thrones Dificulty: #1 or #2, depending on cacher Terrain: Slippery, potential biological wate area. Description: Located in the valley of the Johns beyond the mighty Yellow river, The Two Thrones is a often visited place. In the shadow of the Loo mountains lies this scatogorical wonder. You may be flushed with excitment upon finding this cache, but don't be surprised to find it occupied, with a line streched around the site . Please be careful of the LOG book, as it may be hard to grasp. Contents: Blue Water Pink mints One tiny sailor and small boat Sears catalog Logged visits TMAN264: Found it! Visted twice this morning, and finished chapter of Lord of the Rings on first visit. Took nothing, left much. Paper was too thin to record visit properly. Last cacher left seat up. Will cache for food. Quote Link to comment
Dinoprophet Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Another unwitting geocacher stumbles upon someone's pot stash. Mein Vater war ein Wandersmann, und ich hab' auch im Blut Quote Link to comment
+Rich in NEPA Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 ~Rich in NEPA~ === A man with a GPS receiver knows where he is; a man with two GPS receivers is never sure. === Quote Link to comment
+Renegade Knight Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 The camode motherload. Wherever you go there you are. Quote Link to comment
Dinoprophet Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 "No, Martha, I said I wanted the cache to be CAMO'ed!" (Renegade Knight's post triggered this one.) Mein Vater war ein Wandersmann, und ich hab' auch im Blut Quote Link to comment
madapple Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 The Indiana Department Of Natural Resources will be "forced due to budget cuts" to provide only the above restroom facilities in any of it's new construction at all of our State Parks. We hope the public will understand and "bear" with us through this tough economic time. Thank You IDNS Exploring the world,,,one Cache at a time !!!!! Quote Link to comment
+Markwell Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Finding this second commode was a tankless job. Markwell Chicago Geocaching Quote Link to comment
+CT Trampers Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 We brought some items to trade, but the cache contained a lot of crap. Quote Link to comment
+TeamJiffy Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 #1: Nancy is happy that she finally found an example to meet the requirements of the "Two Johns Outside, One With Wooden Seat, In Front of No Trespassing Sign" locationless cache. After spending 9 days and $500 in travel expenses to find this, she agrees with Jeremy's moratorium on new locationless caches. She will agree even more later in the evening, when she logs in to discover that BruceS beat her to the cache just ten minutes earlier. #2: Nancy is smiling now - but she won't be in a few seconds, when she realizes that, once again, she forgot the ordering of the steps for proper toilet use, and accidentally put (3) and (4) before (1) and (2): (1) Lift Lid. (2) Pull down Pants (3) Sit down (4) Use it. [This message was edited by TeamJiffy on February 24, 2003 at 03:54 PM.] Quote Link to comment
PPP and Yellow13 Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 1.Seriously....what if someone flushes it? The coordinates for the cache are going to change! 2. Hey, this thing is water proof, but there's a smudge on the screen. 3. How many times have I told you. If you're going to try instrument-only navigation to the toilet you've got to make sure you've got four solid locks. Quote Link to comment
Micqn Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Look Mom! We match! Happy. Hunting. Quote Link to comment
rag-a-muffin Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 "Took nothing, definitely left something." Quote Link to comment
targetdrone Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Imagine Nancy's embarrassment when she got to the coordinates and found the cache was wearing the exact same outfit. "It's free advice and worth every cent." Quote Link to comment
+BrownMule & Jackrabbit Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Headlines: Geocacher seen here taking a comfort break with the invisible man. _________________________________________________________ On the other hand, you have different fingers. Quote Link to comment
Cache Canucks Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 "...George convinces Mary to pose for yet another of his 'You Write the Caption' photos..." Quote Link to comment
+georgeandmary Posted February 24, 2003 Author Share Posted February 24, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Cache Canucks:"...George convinces Mary to pose for yet another of his 'You Write the Caption' photos..." http://canflag.ptbcanadian.com/images/animated/provii/ontario1.gif Good one, but we use a magellan. george Pedal until your legs cramp up and then pedal some more. Quote Link to comment
+eroyd Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 What's with the peanuts! The rules strictly state "No food items to be left in cache's". Quote Link to comment
Cache Canucks Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 quote:Originally posted by georgeandmary: quote:Originally posted by Cache Canucks:"...George convinces Mary to pose for yet another of his 'You Write the Caption' photos..." http://canflag.ptbcanadian.com/images/animated/provii/ontario1.gif Good one, but we use a magellan. george http://img.Groundspeak.com/user/39570_500.jpg Pedal until your legs cramp up and then pedal some more. "...George convinces Mary to pose with a borrowed eTrex Vista for yet another of his 'You Write the Caption' photos..." Quote Link to comment
Bender Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 1. Ok, write this down, I am dropping the cache at these coordinates................. 2. This 1s one log I am not gonna sign!! Quote Link to comment
+nctreker Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 I don't understand why they couldn't have put dad's photo on a milk carton. Quote Link to comment
+misguided one Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Not the kind of BOOTY - NUGGETS we were actually looking for. ___________________________________________ Cum catapultae proscriptae erat, tum soli proscript catapultas habeunt. Quote Link to comment
+The Leprechauns Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Audrey is flush with pride as she poses with her first geocaching find. x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x I was formerly employed by the Department of Redundancy Department, but I don't work there anymore. Quote Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Look hon, I found the Archie and Edith Cache! These changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes; Nothing remains quite the same. Through all of the islands and all of the highlands, If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane Quote Link to comment
+Rich in NEPA Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 “So this is what Freud meant by Anal-Retentive!” ~Rich in NEPA~ === A man with a GPS receiver knows where he is; a man with two GPS receivers is never sure. === Quote Link to comment
+Web-ling Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Plummer: "Here's the problem. Somebody left six used golf balls and a couple of McToys in there. I'll have to rip out the entire pipe to get 'em out." Quote Link to comment
+mtn-man Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 "Despite the tough journey around all the No Trespassing areas, we were very happy to find umc's 'Bulk Doot' cache. We took, uh, nothing. Thanks for the cache?" Quote Link to comment
Dinoprophet Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 Waypoints for this new cache type will begin with WC. Mein Vater war ein Wandersmann, und ich hab' auch im Blut Quote Link to comment
+DougsBrat Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 Thank goodness it only sait "NO TRESSPASSING" and not "NO DUMPING" More rules = Less fun! Quote Link to comment
+GEO*Trailblazer 1 Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 They just do not make two holers like they use too. The older ones are probably the only one to get this one I aint even seen a two holer in 20 some odd years. WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS *GEOTRYAGAIN* http://www.msnusers.com/MissouriTrails [This message was edited by Trailblazer # 1 on February 25, 2003 at 08:09 AM.] Quote Link to comment
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