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(Julia Child voice)

 

*And then you place your buttered roll in the oven for about 3 - 5 minutes or until golden brown...*

 

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"Trade up, trade even, or don't trade!!!" My philosophy of life.

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I wouldn't go in the water if I were you...It's Sperm Whale mating season! icon_eek.gif

 

OK...how about this one..

 

Did you see the size of that Seagull?

 

GF

 

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Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

 

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My wife made a couple of suggestions regarding "money shots", but they were hideously inappropriate. Here are some of the more "family-friendly" ones....

 

Most ordinary people don't mix their hobby of body surfing with their habit of body shaving, but Gladys wasn't just any ordinary person....

 

She only asked for whipped topping. Her poor husband ordered the crushed nuts....

 

Does this dressing make me look fat?

 

When he saw her, he immediately realized she'd been whipped within an inch of her life.

 

Personal floatation devices gone horribly wrong.

 

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The Stay Puff't marshmallow man's long lost daughter.

 

or

 

As you can see, the perpetrator in the background is still holding the weapon. It was reportedly the largest scoop of ice cream in the history of the world.

 

or

 

Baskin' Robins is now offering a brand new product, the one-piece vanilla supreme bathing suit.

 

-Zach

-Team Zen-

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......NO CAPTION...........

This photo stands well on it's own!

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==============="If it feels good...do it"================

 

**(the other 9 out of 10 voices in my head say: "Don't do it.")**

 

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TeamSmith needed to use the cool whip quickly before they were able to turn it into a cache container.

 

Till a voice, as bad as Conscience, rang interminable changes

On one everlasting Whisper day and night repeated -- so:

"Something hidden. Go and find it. Go and look behind the Ranges --

"Something lost behind the Ranges. Lost and waiting for you. Go!"

 

Rudyard Kipling , The Explorer 1898

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Geshunteit!

 

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"A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man." - Jebediah Springfield

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Sally had an eating problem.

 

You have something on your chin.

 

"Hold the mayo."

 

Cream of the crop?

 

This is her "cheesecake" shot.

 

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Announcers voice:

 

"Here we are at the 1st annual 'Get Eaten by an Alligator First' contest. Some of our contestants have covered themselves in whip cream to enhance their flavor and entice the gators into eating them as quickly as possible.

 

Scoobie

 

Livin' & Dyin' in 3/4 Time

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"... where today's champion is tomorrow's alligator doot."

 

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"A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man." - Jebediah Springfield

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Sing the following lines:

 

...and she stepped in a big pile of

 

Shaaaaa-ving cream. Be nice and clean. Shave every day and you'll always look keen. icon_razz.gificon_razz.gif

 

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texasgeocaching_sm.gif Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain.

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And in other news, an explosion at the Gillette plant destroyed the building and as this employee stated it was a close shave.

 

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Cache me out dammit, I'm in a hurry!

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I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.

-Thomas Jefferson

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quote:
Originally posted by eroyd:

@%@#$ Yeast infection!


 

<insert Jim Carey's HANK voice>

 

Someone's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough!

 

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texasgeocaching_sm.gif Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain.

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Deciding a whipped cream bikini was out of the question, this beach goer went all out with a whipped cream wet suit! Wanna Dive?

 

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If I want to see a sunrise, I'll STAY up for it!

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quote:
Originally posted by TMAN264:

Things were back to normal at the Ron Jeremy virtual cache.

 

Make a sanity check.http://www.mi-geocaching.org/


 

OK. No wonder your wife locks you in the closet under the stairs. icon_wink.gif

 

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texasgeocaching_sm.gif Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain.

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Sara decided to never, EVER again complain if the Sta Puft man blocked her view.

 

Joel (joefrog)

 

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for ye are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!"

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See I told you that mousse would make your hair look better!

 

OR

 

Sarrah, desperate to lose weight, tried that new diet pill that seems to melt the fat off of you, right before your eyes.

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