+Renegade Knight Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 Behold. The power of cheese. Quote
+SamLowrey Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 quote:Originally posted by SPIN360:SPF 10,000 Good one. Quote
+Breaktrack Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 (Julia Child voice) *And then you place your buttered roll in the oven for about 3 - 5 minutes or until golden brown...* "Trade up, trade even, or don't trade!!!" My philosophy of life. Quote
+Geofool Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 I wouldn't go in the water if I were you...It's Sperm Whale mating season! OK...how about this one.. Did you see the size of that Seagull? GF ******************************************** Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. Quote
mckee Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 My wife made a couple of suggestions regarding "money shots", but they were hideously inappropriate. Here are some of the more "family-friendly" ones.... Most ordinary people don't mix their hobby of body surfing with their habit of body shaving, but Gladys wasn't just any ordinary person.... She only asked for whipped topping. Her poor husband ordered the crushed nuts.... Does this dressing make me look fat? When he saw her, he immediately realized she'd been whipped within an inch of her life. Personal floatation devices gone horribly wrong. -------------------- This space for rent! Ask about our easy layaway plan! Quote
mckee Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 Foam on the Range? -------------------- This space for rent! Ask about our easy layaway plan! Quote
+Lone Duck Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 "How did you guess that I paint houses for a living?" That Quack Cacher: Lone Duck When you don't know where you're going, every road will take you there. Quote
+Snoogans Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 I told you NOT to pet that there yeller dawg. *<insert the sound of a gunshot and crying in the background>* Sngans Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain. Quote
+Planet Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 The doctor warned you NOT to swim in a body cast! Cache you later, Planet So many caches, so little time. Quote
+SamLowrey Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 quote:Originally posted by mckee:Does this dressing make me look fat? Excellent. Quote
+ZachMJ2345 Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 Honey... next time you pop a zit... turn the other way. -Zach -Team Zen- Quote
+nctreker Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 The mummy lives. "When action grows unprofitable, gather information. When information grows unprofitable, sleep." - Ursula LeGuin Quote
+ZachMJ2345 Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 The Stay Puff't marshmallow man's long lost daughter. or As you can see, the perpetrator in the background is still holding the weapon. It was reportedly the largest scoop of ice cream in the history of the world. or Baskin' Robins is now offering a brand new product, the one-piece vanilla supreme bathing suit. -Zach -Team Zen- Quote
TBismine Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 Ok Now you have a SPF factor of 5,000,000 Quote
+sept1c_tank Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 ......NO CAPTION........... This photo stands well on it's own! ==============="If it feels good...do it"================ **(the other 9 out of 10 voices in my head say: "Don't do it.")** . Quote
Wanderingson Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 Ellie Mae learns real quick that you DO NOT MILK A BULL "I cache; therefore I am" Quote
+Tsegi Mike and Desert Viking Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 TeamSmith needed to use the cool whip quickly before they were able to turn it into a cache container. Till a voice, as bad as Conscience, rang interminable changes On one everlasting Whisper day and night repeated -- so: "Something hidden. Go and find it. Go and look behind the Ranges -- "Something lost behind the Ranges. Lost and waiting for you. Go!" Rudyard Kipling , The Explorer 1898 Quote
+Divine Posted September 2, 2003 Posted September 2, 2003 Shaving the sasquatch. - I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. - Quote
Mushtang Posted September 3, 2003 Posted September 3, 2003 Geshunteit! ---------------------------------------------------------------- "A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man." - Jebediah Springfield ---------------------------------------------------------------- Quote
mckee Posted September 3, 2003 Posted September 3, 2003 Sally had an eating problem. You have something on your chin. "Hold the mayo." Cream of the crop? This is her "cheesecake" shot. -------------------- This space for rent! Ask about our easy layaway plan! Quote
+woodsters Posted September 3, 2003 Posted September 3, 2003 9 1/2 weeks Part 3 Brian As long as you're going to think anyway, think big. -Donald Trump Quote
+Scoobie10 Posted September 3, 2003 Posted September 3, 2003 "What a great idea for a cache! Now, how do I get this shaving cream can open......" Scoobie Livin' & Dyin' in 3/4 Time Quote
+Scoobie10 Posted September 3, 2003 Posted September 3, 2003 Announcers voice: "Here we are at the 1st annual 'Get Eaten by an Alligator First' contest. Some of our contestants have covered themselves in whip cream to enhance their flavor and entice the gators into eating them as quickly as possible. Scoobie Livin' & Dyin' in 3/4 Time Quote
Mushtang Posted September 3, 2003 Posted September 3, 2003 "... where today's champion is tomorrow's alligator doot." ---------------------------------------------------------------- "A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man." - Jebediah Springfield ---------------------------------------------------------------- Quote
+Snoogans Posted September 3, 2003 Posted September 3, 2003 Sing the following lines: ...and she stepped in a big pile of Shaaaaa-ving cream. Be nice and clean. Shave every day and you'll always look keen. Sngans Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain. Quote
+The Irish Pirates Posted September 3, 2003 Posted September 3, 2003 And in other news, an explosion at the Gillette plant destroyed the building and as this employee stated it was a close shave. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Cache me out dammit, I'm in a hurry! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. -Thomas Jefferson Quote
+nctreker Posted September 3, 2003 Posted September 3, 2003 Yes, you do have to find the micro "When action grows unprofitable, gather information. When information grows unprofitable, sleep." - Ursula LeGuin Quote
+Snoogans Posted September 3, 2003 Posted September 3, 2003 quote:Originally posted by eroyd:@%@#$ Yeast infection! <insert Jim Carey's HANK voice> Someone's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough! Sngans Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain. Quote
+ScubaDewd Posted September 3, 2003 Posted September 3, 2003 ... order within the next 30 minutes and we'll include, absolutely free of charge, Girls Gone Wild Spring Break Edition 4!!! Quote
+CacheUsOut Posted September 3, 2003 Posted September 3, 2003 Deciding a whipped cream bikini was out of the question, this beach goer went all out with a whipped cream wet suit! Wanna Dive? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I want to see a sunrise, I'll STAY up for it! Quote
+TMAN264 Posted September 5, 2003 Posted September 5, 2003 The old "cream pie in the ammo box" trick always fooled Alice. Quote
+Doc-Dean Posted September 5, 2003 Posted September 5, 2003 "The Infamous Cream Cheese Girl" or "How NOT To Shave Your Legs" --------------------------------------------------- Free your mind and the rest will follow Quote
+TMAN264 Posted September 5, 2003 Posted September 5, 2003 Things were back to normal at the Ron Jeremy virtual cache. Make a sanity check. Quote
+Snoogans Posted September 5, 2003 Posted September 5, 2003 quote:Originally posted by TMAN264:Things were back to normal at the Ron Jeremy virtual cache. Make a sanity check.http://www.mi-geocaching.org/ OK. No wonder your wife locks you in the closet under the stairs. Sngans Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain. Quote
+Squealy Posted September 6, 2003 Posted September 6, 2003 Guess that answers the question: spit or swallow? Shut up and cache! Quote
+KBI Posted September 6, 2003 Posted September 6, 2003 ... And this next slide is of a woman we met named "Stucco." I feel strongly both ways. Quote
+joefrog Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 Sara decided to never, EVER again complain if the Sta Puft man blocked her view. Joel (joefrog) "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for ye are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!" Quote
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 Great Stuff happens. ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost. Quote
TomBombadil79 Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 Frikken Seagulls!!! TomBombadil79 Quote
OuttaHand Posted September 8, 2003 Posted September 8, 2003 Most considered Mary to be not just CONCERNED about sunburn, but actually PARANOID about it! Quote
+MedicP1 Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 (edited) See I told you that mousse would make your hair look better! OR Sarrah, desperate to lose weight, tried that new diet pill that seems to melt the fat off of you, right before your eyes. Edited November 23, 2003 by MedicP1 Quote
+MedicP1 Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 Jenny, poses for a photo, after getting a 2 minute penalty for icing. Quote
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