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My wife made a couple of suggestions regarding "money shots", but they were hideously inappropriate. Here are some of the more "family-friendly" ones....


Most ordinary people don't mix their hobby of body surfing with their habit of body shaving, but Gladys wasn't just any ordinary person....


She only asked for whipped topping. Her poor husband ordered the crushed nuts....


Does this dressing make me look fat?


When he saw her, he immediately realized she'd been whipped within an inch of her life.


Personal floatation devices gone horribly wrong.



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The Stay Puff't marshmallow man's long lost daughter.




As you can see, the perpetrator in the background is still holding the weapon. It was reportedly the largest scoop of ice cream in the history of the world.




Baskin' Robins is now offering a brand new product, the one-piece vanilla supreme bathing suit.



-Team Zen-


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TeamSmith needed to use the cool whip quickly before they were able to turn it into a cache container.


Till a voice, as bad as Conscience, rang interminable changes

On one everlasting Whisper day and night repeated -- so:

"Something hidden. Go and find it. Go and look behind the Ranges --

"Something lost behind the Ranges. Lost and waiting for you. Go!"


Rudyard Kipling , The Explorer 1898

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And in other news, an explosion at the Gillette plant destroyed the building and as this employee stated it was a close shave.



Cache me out dammit, I'm in a hurry!


I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.

-Thomas Jefferson

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