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i use a garmin.

 

i eat things i find on the ground.

 

i don't want my stats on a leaderboard.

 

i'm nonviolent.

 

i hate vacation dump-n-drives.

 

i have a collection of stupid little round hats, which i wear around the clock.

 

i think there ought to be an approver FROM MY STATE.

 

i'm sick of US arrogance.

 

i consider cache page warnings about what you probably shouldn't do to be a challenge.

 

i like to find good stuff in the boxes.

 

i'm a numbers whore.

 

i think really hard puzzles are funny.

 

i haven't stirred up enough trouble today, i have a head cold, there are no new caches near my house and i'm kind of bored. please flame me now.

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I use a Magellan

 

I throw things I eat on the ground

 

I want mt stats everywhere

 

I'm violent

 

I have vacation dump-n-drives

 

I have one hat and I never wear it

 

I don't think there should be any approvers

 

I'm arrogant

 

i consider cache page warnings about what you probably shouldn't do to be a challenge. (nothing to change there)

 

I leave lame crap in the boxes

 

I'm a numbers pimp

 

really Funny puzzles i think are hard

 

I have stirred up too much trouble today, I have a chest cold, i placed 4 lame caches near my house today and this is a really lame post. Please flame me now.

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Altoids tins under lamp posts are God's gifts to geocaching.

 

I enjoy taking high-value items and leaving expired coupons in return.

 

Subigo is my sock puppet account.

 

Remember the last cache you found that was left uncovered and open? That was me.

 

You know that turd you found 3 feet from that one cache? Yeah, that was me too.

 

Wait. I was wrong. VIRTUAL caches are God's gifts to geocaching.

 

It's OK if the coordinates to all of my caches are 70 feet off.

 

I enjoy touching the petroglyphs in Arizona.

 

Signal the Frog is the greatest!

 

Thank you. :o

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Altoids tins under lamp posts are God's gifts to geocaching.

 

I enjoy taking high-value items and leaving expired coupons in return.

 

Subigo is my sock puppet account.

 

Remember the last cache you found that was left uncovered and open? That was me.

 

You know that turd you found 3 feet from that one cache? Yeah, that was me too.

ROTFLMAO!

 

...thought that might be you...

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I miss Soylent Green and Mitsuko.

 

I hid a vacation cache filled only with hundreds of books of matches near San Diego.

 

I think Boblog had a great idea with his pharmacy cache.

 

I sent a carton of raw eggs out as a TB.

 

I really like Na^icache better.

 

I added tripwires to ALLLLL of my caches.

 

I plan to post a gripe thread every day until my locationless cache gets approved.

 

I lost a tb once.

 

Every time someone whines about their travel bugs, God kills a kitten and I think that's kewl.

 

Please flame me.....

 

Sn :D:o gans

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I use a garmin. I am surrounded by Magellan users.

 

Things on the ground are treasures, I chew tin foil and have stuck my tounge on a lamp post at 30 below.

 

If you don't look at yourself on a leaderboard are you really there?

 

I'm not violent but train anyway.

 

I hate the vacation my hair is taking. It's touring the rest of my body and never coming back where it belongs.

 

I have a collection in my closet. I horde it. It grows dust. Maybe I should collect dust too.

 

My state is the torture test for new approvers.

 

I hate terrorist reliance on our good will to not retaliate in kind with the same logic they use, multiplied by the power we can deliver.

 

I've learned to ignore "Don't read this topics". But not don't do this caches.

 

Good stuff in boxes is good. I like good. Good is better than bad and bad is not good. I really like good.

 

34-24-34 are good numbers. 36 is silicone but I like that number too.

 

I spent my flame quota for the day. Parody will have to suffice.

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Both the three of you lot are all crap.

 

My Garmin is better than your Garmin.

 

I wouldn't use you Maggie-Ellen to move that thing that you left 3' from the cache.

 

If I don't get a blanket approval IN ADVANCE for every cache I ever even WANT to place I will move both my caches to some other site.

 

I pick my nose and leave the resulting trophies under the lid of all the caches I go to.

 

And I am STILL better than you!

So, you can chew my chumblies!

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Let the flaming begin.

 

i use a garmin.

Me too. No flaming.

 

i eat things i find on the ground.

I like mushrooms too. No flaming.

 

i don't want my stats on a leaderboard.

Tough nuts. No further flaming.

 

i'm nonviolent.

Me too. No flaming.

 

i hate vacation dump-n-drives.

I don't appreciate them either, although I'd search them anyway. No flaming.

 

i have a collection of stupid little round hats, which i wear around the clock.

A clock surrounded by stupid little round hats? :o Strange installation! No further flaming.

 

i think there ought to be an approver FROM MY STATE.

I'd have nothing against that. No flaming.

 

i'm sick of US arrogance.

Me too. No flaming.

 

i consider cache page warnings about what you probably shouldn't do to be a challenge.

Me too. No flaming.

 

i like to find good stuff in the boxes.

Me too. No flaming.

 

i'm a numbers whore.

Me too. No flaming.

 

i think really hard puzzles are funny.

Me too. No flaming.

 

please flame me now.

Guess I didn't do too well, right? :D

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I use a Magellan and the company can’t plan Geocaching marketing event properly.

 

I put knives in caches.

 

I can’t tell my coworkers I Geocache because they will think I even more of a nerd than I already am.

 

I have not received any warnings for the threads I have posted.

 

I have a boo boo.

 

I don’t have a 4 wheel drive vehicle or a dog to go Geocaching with.

 

I miss Mitsuko.

 

Why can’t I meet a woman who likes Geocaching and Mopar can?

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i have a collection of stupid little round hats, which i wear around the clock.

 

I hope your clock is impressed, you sicko.

LOLOLOLOL! I read that and started laughing so hard I spit Mountain Dew all over the desk. SHAME ON YOU! You owe me a new desk!

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i have a collection of stupid little round hats, which i wear around the clock.

 

I hope your clock is impressed, you sicko.

LOLOLOLOL! I read that and started laughing so hard I spit Mountain Dew all over the desk. SHAME ON YOU! You owe me a new desk!

:lol: /Mr. Burns:

 

"Ehhhxellleeennt. My secret evil plan to artificially inflate desk sales will soon push me into the Fortune One Hundr... did I say that out loud? Ugh... Now I have to start over.

 

Smithers... Send out the dogs..."

 

 

:D Sadly, my original comment was the first thing that came to my mind. Now THAT is scary... I worry me sometimes...

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I will give away 50 pieces of 35 mm film canisters (can be picked up at our home in cold Sweden :blink:) to the person that can offend me in anyway... Good luck :P

Too good a challenge to resist! <_< Anyway here is my try.

 

Oscar was the village idiot in Norway. He was so "off" they made him leave the country. One day 20 years later, he shows up in the same town that had thrown him out 20 years before. Everyone in town asked, "What have you been doing all these years Oscar?" "Vell", he said, "I vent to Sveeden and zey mak me a professor at zee University in Schtokholm!"

 

What do you think? Maybe just a little?

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