+Roadster Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 I'll give you this GPS for a "get out of jail free" card! Quote
+opey one Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 (edited) "To gain access upstairs to see the virtual, you must say the magic word." Edited January 1, 2004 by opey one Quote
+Woodbutcher68 Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 "Sorry, I don't have any donuts. But you can have this neat GPSr if you let me go." Quote
+Doc-Dean Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 "But officer, I just know that Micro is around here somewhere. I didn't know this is private property..." Quote
+Renegade Knight Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 I sure hope that's a GPS you got in your pocket! Quote
hdhawk94 Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 Don't worry, according to this, we're within 15 feet of your hand. Quote
TimSkells Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 officer: it puts the lotion on its skin Man: But officer theres no lotion in this cache Quote
+GeoSharks Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 Where's the filthy restroom Michael Jackson claims you lock him in for 45 minutes? Quote
+Johnnie Stalkers Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 "Why sure Officer, I can help you find the exit." Quote
+DustyJacket Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 Difficulty level 5 - the cache is in the officer's pocket. Quote
+Sparky-Watts Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 officer: it puts the lotion on its skinMan: But officer theres no lotion in this cache ROFLMAO!!!!!!! How's this: Step back and nobody gets hurt. I don't care if you do have a gun, I'm claiming this FTF! Quote
Vacman Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 Man : "Beam me up Scotty. Scotty? Uh, hello?... Um, officer? Can you let me up out into the open? I have be in view of the sky for this thing to work." (waves arms around in the air) Officer : (thinking) Oh boy, I knew this New Years would bring out the wackos! "Sir, I have to ask you to throw the thing on the floor, step back from it, turn around and lock your hands behind your head. Quote
+TeamK-9 Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 "If you prove to me that that really is a GPSr and that you really are in some kind of game, I'll call off the bomb squad before they get here, you have 20 minuets. GO!" Quote
ghOzt Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 "Well, uh, you see, officer...it's called 'The Village People Locationless Cache' and if you'd just let me snap a quick picture..." Quote
+Capitalpete Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 "with this handy device, you will always be able to find the nearest Tim Horton's Donut shop" Quote
+pqcachers Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 "AND it doubles as a handy nose-hair trimmer!" Quote
+wray_clan Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 "....yep, all kinds of caches, virtuals, micros, mutli's...say, I was doing a great multi the other day. Now, this wasn't any ordinary mutli cache, no siree, we're talkin' FOUR stages, each of 'em ten miles apart, all of them with a 3 terrain. OK, so I print out the cache page, oh, yeah, we just got a new Epson printer. Super-fast and super-quiet, and we hit the road in my brand new Jeep that I got just last week. Its got leather seats, AC, power windows, a 6 CD player, everything you could want, and at a really good price. And I'm drivin' down the road, five miles under the speed limit--would you imagine goin' TWENTY-FIVE around your neighborhood...LEGALLY?--and I got on the freeway towards the first stage. Now, my GPS, which is sittin' on this great sandbag thing that I got for Christmas that goes right on your dashboard, tells me that its only 5.67 miles away, and its straight ahead. So, 15 minutes later--I'm still drivin' at 20, just to be, y'know, cautious--I pull into the parking lot of Willingham Park. Its a great park: trails galore! Its teemin' with hikers on weekends. Great place for families of the community to spend some real quality time, y'know? And my GPS tells me that its about half a mile away. So I start to hike--of course, with my standard gear: GPS, 8 extra AA and AAA batteries, my 64oz. water bottle, say, you're just reaching into your pocket, right? Quote
ju66l3r Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 Aside: What's going on in that B/W picture on the table??? Doeth mine eyes deceive me? Quote
TimSkells Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 "....yep, all kinds of caches, virtuals, micros, mutli's...say, I was doing a great multi the other day. Now, this wasn't any ordinary mutli cache, no siree, we're talkin' FOUR stages, each of 'em ten miles apart, all of them with a 3 terrain. OK, so I print out the cache page, oh, yeah, we just got a new Epson printer. Super-fast and super-quiet, and we hit the road in my brand new Jeep that I got just last week. Its got leather seats, AC, power windows, a 6 CD player, everything you could want, and at a really good price. And I'm drivin' down the road, five miles under the speed limit--would you imagine goin' TWENTY-FIVE around your neighborhood...LEGALLY?--and I got on the freeway towards the first stage. Now, my GPS, which is sittin' on this great sandbag thing that I got for Christmas that goes right on your dashboard, tells me that its only 5.67 miles away, and its straight ahead. So, 15 minutes later--I'm still drivin' at 20, just to be, y'know, cautious--I pull into the parking lot of Willingham Park. Its a great park: trails galore! Its teemin' with hikers on weekends. Great place for families of the community to spend some real quality time, y'know? And my GPS tells me that its about half a mile away. So I start to hike--of course, with my standard gear: GPS, 8 extra AA and AAA batteries, my 64oz. water bottle, say, you're just reaching into your pocket, right? wow wrote alot lol Quote
Tenniskid Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 "Can you hear me now?" Yes sir, I can unfortunally. Quote
+Johnnie Stalkers Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 Aside: What's going on in that B/W picture on the table??? Doeth mine eyes deceive me? It's worse than I thought! Quote
+Mopar Posted January 2, 2004 Posted January 2, 2004 wow wrote alot lol Mr. Pot, meet Mr.Kettle. Mr.Kettle, say hi to Mr.Pot. Quote
+Sparky-Watts Posted January 2, 2004 Posted January 2, 2004 Aside: What's going on in that B/W picture on the table??? Doeth mine eyes deceive me? It's worse than I thought! I've been framed! Quote
+Snoogans Posted January 2, 2004 Posted January 2, 2004 Officer: Your eyes look bloodshot. Have you been drinking? Roadster: No Sir, Officer Sir, but your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts? Sn gans Quote
+The Weasel Posted January 2, 2004 Posted January 2, 2004 Aside: What's going on in that B/W picture on the table??? Doeth mine eyes deceive me? Hmmm, thats looks like that new breathalizer test I've been hearing about Quote
OuttaHand Posted January 2, 2004 Posted January 2, 2004 ...so if you hold this while you walk up and down those stairs, you'll see the numbers next to "Altitude" go up and down! Quote
+ChrisCindy Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 What do you mean the new California Anti McToy laws started at the first of the year? Quote
+SamLowrey Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 Aside: What's going on in that B/W picture on the table??? Doeth mine eyes deceive me? Hmmm, thats looks like that new breathalizer test I've been hearing about LOL! Quote
+SamLowrey Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 "Well, uh, you see, officer...it's called 'The Village People Locationless Cache' and if you'd just let me snap a quick picture..." Nice one! Quote
+ChrisCindy Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 Whoa...lets not get hasty with the night stick there Paco. Quote
+eddthejailer Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 I am sry Joe..i know you have been reading about this geocaching thing on the computer at recreation time and i know you had to smuggle 30 cartons or marlboro thru to other inmates to buy that gps but your not going out in the woods without the proper leave papers from the judge. Quote
+cachew nut Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 WAKE UP, YOU IDIOT!!! THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! Quote
+The Weasel Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 WAKE UP, YOU IDIOT!!! THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! HOLY COW!!! Salma Hayek was at this cache!!!!! Quote
+Johnnie Stalkers Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 WAKE UP, YOU IDIOT!!! THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! HOLY COW!!! Salma Hayek was at this cache!!!!! Talk about trading "UP". Quote
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