+Roadster Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 I'll give you this GPS for a "get out of jail free" card! Quote Link to comment
+opey one Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 (edited) "To gain access upstairs to see the virtual, you must say the magic word." Edited January 1, 2004 by opey one Quote Link to comment
+Woodbutcher68 Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 "Sorry, I don't have any donuts. But you can have this neat GPSr if you let me go." Quote Link to comment
+Doc-Dean Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 "But officer, I just know that Micro is around here somewhere. I didn't know this is private property..." Quote Link to comment
+Renegade Knight Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 I sure hope that's a GPS you got in your pocket! Quote Link to comment
hdhawk94 Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 Don't worry, according to this, we're within 15 feet of your hand. Quote Link to comment
TimSkells Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 officer: it puts the lotion on its skin Man: But officer theres no lotion in this cache Quote Link to comment
+GeoSharks Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 Where's the filthy restroom Michael Jackson claims you lock him in for 45 minutes? Quote Link to comment
+Johnnie Stalkers Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 "Why sure Officer, I can help you find the exit." Quote Link to comment
+DustyJacket Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 Difficulty level 5 - the cache is in the officer's pocket. Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 officer: it puts the lotion on its skinMan: But officer theres no lotion in this cache ROFLMAO!!!!!!! How's this: Step back and nobody gets hurt. I don't care if you do have a gun, I'm claiming this FTF! Quote Link to comment
Vacman Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 Man : "Beam me up Scotty. Scotty? Uh, hello?... Um, officer? Can you let me up out into the open? I have be in view of the sky for this thing to work." (waves arms around in the air) Officer : (thinking) Oh boy, I knew this New Years would bring out the wackos! "Sir, I have to ask you to throw the thing on the floor, step back from it, turn around and lock your hands behind your head. Quote Link to comment
+TeamK-9 Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 "If you prove to me that that really is a GPSr and that you really are in some kind of game, I'll call off the bomb squad before they get here, you have 20 minuets. GO!" Quote Link to comment
ghOzt Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 "Well, uh, you see, officer...it's called 'The Village People Locationless Cache' and if you'd just let me snap a quick picture..." Quote Link to comment
+Capitalpete Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 "with this handy device, you will always be able to find the nearest Tim Horton's Donut shop" Quote Link to comment
+pqcachers Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 "AND it doubles as a handy nose-hair trimmer!" Quote Link to comment
+wray_clan Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 "....yep, all kinds of caches, virtuals, micros, mutli's...say, I was doing a great multi the other day. Now, this wasn't any ordinary mutli cache, no siree, we're talkin' FOUR stages, each of 'em ten miles apart, all of them with a 3 terrain. OK, so I print out the cache page, oh, yeah, we just got a new Epson printer. Super-fast and super-quiet, and we hit the road in my brand new Jeep that I got just last week. Its got leather seats, AC, power windows, a 6 CD player, everything you could want, and at a really good price. And I'm drivin' down the road, five miles under the speed limit--would you imagine goin' TWENTY-FIVE around your neighborhood...LEGALLY?--and I got on the freeway towards the first stage. Now, my GPS, which is sittin' on this great sandbag thing that I got for Christmas that goes right on your dashboard, tells me that its only 5.67 miles away, and its straight ahead. So, 15 minutes later--I'm still drivin' at 20, just to be, y'know, cautious--I pull into the parking lot of Willingham Park. Its a great park: trails galore! Its teemin' with hikers on weekends. Great place for families of the community to spend some real quality time, y'know? And my GPS tells me that its about half a mile away. So I start to hike--of course, with my standard gear: GPS, 8 extra AA and AAA batteries, my 64oz. water bottle, say, you're just reaching into your pocket, right? Quote Link to comment
ju66l3r Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 Aside: What's going on in that B/W picture on the table??? Doeth mine eyes deceive me? Quote Link to comment
TimSkells Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 "....yep, all kinds of caches, virtuals, micros, mutli's...say, I was doing a great multi the other day. Now, this wasn't any ordinary mutli cache, no siree, we're talkin' FOUR stages, each of 'em ten miles apart, all of them with a 3 terrain. OK, so I print out the cache page, oh, yeah, we just got a new Epson printer. Super-fast and super-quiet, and we hit the road in my brand new Jeep that I got just last week. Its got leather seats, AC, power windows, a 6 CD player, everything you could want, and at a really good price. And I'm drivin' down the road, five miles under the speed limit--would you imagine goin' TWENTY-FIVE around your neighborhood...LEGALLY?--and I got on the freeway towards the first stage. Now, my GPS, which is sittin' on this great sandbag thing that I got for Christmas that goes right on your dashboard, tells me that its only 5.67 miles away, and its straight ahead. So, 15 minutes later--I'm still drivin' at 20, just to be, y'know, cautious--I pull into the parking lot of Willingham Park. Its a great park: trails galore! Its teemin' with hikers on weekends. Great place for families of the community to spend some real quality time, y'know? And my GPS tells me that its about half a mile away. So I start to hike--of course, with my standard gear: GPS, 8 extra AA and AAA batteries, my 64oz. water bottle, say, you're just reaching into your pocket, right? wow wrote alot lol Quote Link to comment
Tenniskid Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 "Can you hear me now?" Yes sir, I can unfortunally. Quote Link to comment
+Johnnie Stalkers Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 Aside: What's going on in that B/W picture on the table??? Doeth mine eyes deceive me? It's worse than I thought! Quote Link to comment
+Mopar Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 wow wrote alot lol Mr. Pot, meet Mr.Kettle. Mr.Kettle, say hi to Mr.Pot. Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Aside: What's going on in that B/W picture on the table??? Doeth mine eyes deceive me? It's worse than I thought! I've been framed! Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Officer: Your eyes look bloodshot. Have you been drinking? Roadster: No Sir, Officer Sir, but your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts? Sn gans Quote Link to comment
+The Weasel Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Aside: What's going on in that B/W picture on the table??? Doeth mine eyes deceive me? Hmmm, thats looks like that new breathalizer test I've been hearing about Quote Link to comment
OuttaHand Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 ...so if you hold this while you walk up and down those stairs, you'll see the numbers next to "Altitude" go up and down! Quote Link to comment
+ChrisCindy Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 What do you mean the new California Anti McToy laws started at the first of the year? Quote Link to comment
+SamLowrey Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Aside: What's going on in that B/W picture on the table??? Doeth mine eyes deceive me? Hmmm, thats looks like that new breathalizer test I've been hearing about LOL! Quote Link to comment
+SamLowrey Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 "Well, uh, you see, officer...it's called 'The Village People Locationless Cache' and if you'd just let me snap a quick picture..." Nice one! Quote Link to comment
+ChrisCindy Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Whoa...lets not get hasty with the night stick there Paco. Quote Link to comment
+eddthejailer Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 I am sry Joe..i know you have been reading about this geocaching thing on the computer at recreation time and i know you had to smuggle 30 cartons or marlboro thru to other inmates to buy that gps but your not going out in the woods without the proper leave papers from the judge. Quote Link to comment
+cachew nut Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 WAKE UP, YOU IDIOT!!! THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! Quote Link to comment
+The Weasel Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 WAKE UP, YOU IDIOT!!! THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! HOLY COW!!! Salma Hayek was at this cache!!!!! Quote Link to comment
+Johnnie Stalkers Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 WAKE UP, YOU IDIOT!!! THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! HOLY COW!!! Salma Hayek was at this cache!!!!! Talk about trading "UP". Quote Link to comment
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