+Roadster Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 I was wondering if anyone has a machine that goes "PING"? . No one is listening until you make a mistake. Quote Link to comment
+coast2coast2coast Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 But when I was a kid I had one that went "PONG" Every body DANCE Quote Link to comment
Jeremy Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 The geocaching.com web server does all the time, except on Sunday nights Jeremy Irish Groundspeak - The Language of Location Quote Link to comment
+MedicP1 Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 No but I have a machine that plays pong! GPSr's...A step in the right direction! Quote Link to comment
enfanta Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 You see, we leased it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes out of the monthly current budget and not the capital account. X is for X, and X marks the spot, On the rug in the parlor, The sand in the lot, Where once you were standing, And now you are not. Quote Link to comment
+The Cheeseheads Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 quote:Originally posted by coast2coast2coast: Every body DANCE Not to encourage you, but here's a good one... - - - - - Wisconsin Geocaching Association Quote Link to comment
+Roadster Posted March 25, 2003 Author Share Posted March 25, 2003 LMAO!!!! I was laughing hard at c2c's little dancers but Spiderman is just.... No one is listening until you make a mistake. Quote Link to comment
+The Cheeseheads Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Roadster:LMAO!!!! I was laughing hard at c2c's little dancers but Spiderman is just.... No one is listening until you make a mistake. All I can say is thank goodness that we can only use JPEGs for avatars, cuz if people could use animated GIFs, I think I'd go blind... - - - - - Wisconsin Geocaching Association Quote Link to comment
+CYBret Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Originally posted by Roadster:LMAO!!!! I was laughing hard at c2c's little dancers but Spiderman is just.... Just . . . . .WHAT? Bret Quote Link to comment
+Roadster Posted March 25, 2003 Author Share Posted March 25, 2003 I thought so!!!!! Thats why I left it "...." I wasn't sure! aggggghhhhhhhhhh! LOL No one is listening until you make a mistake. Quote Link to comment
Rebel Black Bart Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 quote: I was wondering if anyone has a machine that goes "PING"? Well yes we do, and we will trade it for a shrubbery! One that looks nice. We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'! Two wrongs are only the beginning. Quote Link to comment
TriCityGuy Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 No PINGs, but I do have the occasional PANG of guilt. Quote Link to comment
+Eric K Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Rebel Black Bart: quote: I was wondering if anyone has a machine that goes "PING"? Well yes we do, and we will trade it for a shrubbery! One that looks nice. We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'! I fart in your general direction! Get your trackable USA geocoins at http://www.usageocoins.com Quote Link to comment
Rebel Black Bart Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 quote: Originally posted by Eric K: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Two wrongs are only the beginning. Quote Link to comment
+The Cheeseheads Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Rebel Black Bart:Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith... A HERRING! - - - - - Wisconsin Geocaching Association Quote Link to comment
+majicman Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 I got the most expensive machine I could find that goes "ping", but we only use it when the Chief Administrator is around. Now, I would like to change my name to Bruce and have someone teach me some funny walks. --majicman Quote Link to comment
+Roadster Posted March 25, 2003 Author Share Posted March 25, 2003 quote: You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith... A HERRING! Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done. No one is listening until you make a mistake. Quote Link to comment
Dinoprophet Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Alright, stop. This thread has become far too silly. "Winter's just the curtain. Spring will take the bow" -- Richard Shindell, Spring Quote Link to comment
martmann Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Cheesehead Dave: quote:Originally posted by Rebel Black Bart:Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith... A HERRING! - - - - - http://www.wi-geocaching.com/ Notice they do not so much fly, as plummet baaaaaaaaa thump. _________________________________________________________ If trees could scream, would we still cut them down? Well, maybe if they screamed all the time, for no reason. Quote Link to comment
+majicman Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Man, Wouldn't it be terrific if we had an "Off-Topic" Forum for "Other" (than Geocaching) that we could post stuff like this into? (For those who are new, this type of post is called a "Markwell Invitational"...) --majicman Quote Link to comment
Dinoprophet Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 This thread doesn't relate to geocaching. Maybe we should discuss How To Have Your Cache Not Be Seen. "Winter's just the curtain. Spring will take the bow" -- Richard Shindell, Spring Quote Link to comment
+majicman Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 "The clarity is devistating! But, where is the ambiguity? (Oh, it's over there in a box!)" --majicman Quote Link to comment
+Roadster Posted March 25, 2003 Author Share Posted March 25, 2003 quote: Man, Wouldn't it be terrific if we had an "Off-Topic" Forum for "Other" (than Geocaching) that we could post stuff like this into? (For those who are new, this type of post is called a "Markwell Invitational"...) --majicman That would be too good to be true. I have a forum on my web site and all it takes is for a admin. to click "Add New Topic" and there it is whole new area for whatever you want it to be for. I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. No one is listening until you make a mistake. Quote Link to comment
+Mr. Snazz Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 quote:Originally posted by majicman:Man, Wouldn't it be terrific if we had an "Off-Topic" Forum for "Other" (than Geocaching) that we could post stuff like this into? It won't matter. Nobody looks at the forum descriptions before posting. Take a look at the Geocaching.com Discussion forum sometime. Quote Link to comment
+Stunod Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.' "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." Quote Link to comment
Rebel Black Bart Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 {It could grip it by the husk!} It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Two wrongs are only the beginning. Quote Link to comment
+Renegade Knight Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 What's the difference between a ping and a pong if you are tone deaf? Wherever you go there you are. Quote Link to comment
+Mr. Snazz Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Random Monty Python quotes are NOT funny, so please stop laughing. Quote Link to comment
+parkrrrr Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Mr. Snazz:Random Monty Python quotes are NOT funny, so please stop laughing. Even appropriately placed Monty Python quotes are often not funny. Quote Link to comment
+The Cheeseheads Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Rebel Black Bart:{It could grip it by the husk!} It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Two wrongs are only the beginning. Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? - - - - - Wisconsin Geocaching Association Quote Link to comment
+majicman Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 True, But random Coolzip quotes are ALWAYS funny, or anything from Firesign Theatre, for that matter. --majicman Quote Link to comment
Rebel Black Bart Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Oh this is supposed to be funny? Well then, people please move along, nothing to see here. Quote Link to comment
+Mudfrog Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 I'll have spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam! Quote Link to comment
+Gratefulmike and NaviBear Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Quote Link to comment
+Faderaven Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 then burned to the ground and the earth on which it stood salted. We wouldn't want the silliness to spread. Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore Quote Link to comment
+Roadster Posted March 25, 2003 Author Share Posted March 25, 2003 One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. No one is listening until you make a mistake. Quote Link to comment
+W8TVI Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 "We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni . . .We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble . . . Therefore, we must give you a test." W8TVI's Geocaching Pictures GeoX Geocaching gear! That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I....was never here. Quote Link to comment
+MedicP1 Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 The budgies breeeeed in the sewers, then you get flocks of evil smelling budgies flying up out of the loooo!! GPSr's...A step in the right direction! Quote Link to comment
+Stunod Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 She turned me into a newt. A newt? I got better. "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." Quote Link to comment
+Eric K Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 When I posted a Monty Python quote I wasn't expecting The Spanish Inquisition! Get your trackable USA geocoins at http://www.usageocoins.com Quote Link to comment
dsandbro Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Roadster:I was wondering if anyone has a machine that goes "PING"? I do. My car. ======================================== Friends don't let Friends geocache drunk. Quote Link to comment
+Allen_L Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Eric K:I wasn't expecting The Spanish Inquisition! No one expects The Spanish Inquisition! Quote Link to comment
+Roadster Posted March 26, 2003 Author Share Posted March 26, 2003 It's good to be the king Quote Link to comment
+opey one Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 The true question at hand is: If it took a hen and a half in a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a peg-legged monkey to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? Quote Link to comment
+Big Tom Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Would you care for a mint, it's wafer thin. Quote Link to comment
+coast2coast2coast Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 I like this one The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding In all of the directions it can whizz As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know, Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is. So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, How amazingly unlikely is your birth, And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth. Every body DANCE Quote Link to comment
+Kouros Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Hmm... There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. CHORUS: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. CHORUS Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. CHORUS Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed... ...In your neighbourhood! Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. God needs everybody's. Mine! And mine! And mine! Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. CHORUSx2 ------ An it harm none, do what ye will Quote Link to comment
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