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Things NOT to attach to a travel bug


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No, wait, I take that back. That's a good idea.

 

'This TB's goal is to go to Siberia ... and stay there.' icon_smile.gif

 

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Friends don't let friends NOT geocache.

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Posted

No, wait, I take that back. That's a good idea.

 

'This TB's goal is to go to Siberia ... and stay there.' icon_smile.gif

 

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Friends don't let friends NOT geocache.

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Whatever you do, DON'T attach a travel bug tag to a travel bug! It's like a death sentence! Some clueless geo-newbie will be attracted to the shiny tag and take your bug home and then realize they don't know what it is or why they took it and then just dispose of it.

(I wish I could say I'm joking...)

Posted

I didn't attach one to my wife but I have one called Ex-Wife that I wanted taken as far away as possible. One guy picked her up a few weeks ago (not the first time she's been picked up either) and plans to take her to hawaii with him.

 

Maybe he'll drop her down a volcano??? Hope he logs it icon_biggrin.gif

 

Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

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I didn't attach one to my wife but I have one called Ex-Wife that I wanted taken as far away as possible. One guy picked her up a few weeks ago (not the first time she's been picked up either) and plans to take her to hawaii with him.

 

Maybe he'll drop her down a volcano??? Hope he logs it icon_biggrin.gif

 

Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

Posted

Enlarged pictures of your (or anyone's) perineum.

 

(You sick little monkey!)

 

--majicman

 

(Always trade UP in both quantity and quality and Geocaches will be both self-sustaining and self-improving!)

Posted

Should no use as collar for cat. Might travel far, might sit in tupperware long time, but you never know without looking in box.

 

Kije

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A perineum.

A coccyx.

A prepuce.

An epiglottis.

An epidermis.

A set of labia.

A container of smegma.

 

(Now, go get your dictionaries and enjoy!)

 

--majicman

 

(Always trade UP in both quantity and quality and Geocaches will be both self-sustaining and self-improving!)

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Kije:

Should no use as collar for cat. Might travel far, might sit in tupperware long time, but you never know without looking in box.

 

Kije


 

I put a travel bug on my cat (as a collar) and put here in a cache. I don't know if she is alive or dead, and I'm afraid that if I open the cache to check, the very act of opening the box might "determine" her state.

 

I need a Russian Physicist, or Military officer (that looks like he could whip Stella's husband) to help me out with this one!

 

--majicman

 

(Always trade UP in both quantity and quality and Geocaches will be both self-sustaining and self-improving!)

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Eric O'Connor:

There is __NO__ way that will fit in a traditional cache.


 

Those are his feet.

 

One of these days I'll get Warm to draw a decent-looking Warm Fuzzy for my signature so I can scan it; I don't do it as well as she does. Those who have seen our recent paper log entries (at least All Locked Up and KWAANTINAAKANI) would probably agree.

 

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Posted

quote:
Originally posted by majicman:

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A set of labia.

...


 

But a single one would be ok? It *would* have to be pierced, though, to properly attach the TB chain.

 

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Posted

quote:
Originally posted by majicman:

A perineum.

A coccyx.

A prepuce.

An epiglottis.

An epidermis.

A set of labia.

A container of smegma.

 

(Now, go get your dictionaries and enjoy!)

 

--majicman

 

(Always trade UP in both quantity and quality and Geocaches will be both self-sustaining and self-improving!)


 

Hmmm. Seems to me that ANY body part would be a poor choice for a travel bug.

 

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Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Web-lingicon_frown.gifsnip)

Hmmm. Seems to me that ANY body part would be a poor choice for a travel bug.


 

Yeah, but not NEAR as funny as these... icon_biggrin.gif

 

--majicman

 

(Always trade UP in both quantity and quality and Geocaches will be both self-sustaining and self-improving!)

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Web-ling:(snip)

Hmmm. Seems to me that ANY body part would be a poor choice for a travel bug.


 

Yeah, but not NEAR as funny as these... icon_biggrin.gif

 

--majicman

 

(Always trade UP in both quantity and quality and Geocaches will be both self-sustaining and self-improving!)

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by mikedx:

I loved the pictures of "Vern". Especially the cop car!


Maybe it would be best if I didn't look at the pictures of Vern before he gets to me. icon_wink.gif

 

"The kingdom of heaven is like treasure hidden in a field.

When a man found it, he hid it again."

Mt. 13:44

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by mikedx:

I loved the pictures of "Vern". Especially the cop car!


Maybe it would be best if I didn't look at the pictures of Vern before he gets to me. icon_wink.gif

 

"The kingdom of heaven is like treasure hidden in a field.

When a man found it, he hid it again."

Mt. 13:44

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by majicman:

Originally posted by Web-ling:(snip)

Hmmm. Seems to me that ANY body part would be a poor choice for a travel bug.

 

Yeah, but not NEAR as funny as these... icon_biggrin.gif

 

--majicman

 


 

OK, then, don't attach a uvula to a travel bug.

 

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Posted

quote:
Originally posted by majicman:

Originally posted by Web-lingicon_frown.gifsnip)

Hmmm. Seems to me that ANY body part would be a poor choice for a travel bug.

 

Yeah, but not NEAR as funny as these... icon_biggrin.gif

 

--majicman

 


 

OK, then, don't attach a uvula to a travel bug.

 

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Posted

quote:
Originally posted by majicman:

quote:
Originally posted by Kije:

Should no use as collar for cat. Might travel far, might sit in tupperware long time, but you never know without looking in box.


 

I need a Russian Physicist, or Military officer (that looks like he could whip Stella's husband) to help me out with this one!


 

I believe Schrödinger was German. As for the military officer, I believe I wouldn't want to meet Kije in a boxing ring.

 

Things have gotten _very_ strange around here lately.

 

-E

 

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N35°32.981 W98°34.631

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by TresOkies:

Things have gotten _very_ strange around here lately.


 

I resemble that remark! (Since I am Mark!)

 

--majicman

 

(Always trade UP in both quantity and quality and Geocaches will be both self-sustaining and self-improving!)

Posted

You probably shouldn't attach a Travel Bug tag to a Sequoia Sempervirens. It would be difficult to get into most caches.

 

- -This river don?t go to Aintry. You done taken a wrong turn.- -

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by majicman:

quote:
Originally posted by TresOkies:

Things have gotten _very_ strange around here lately.


 

I resemble that remark! (Since I am Mark!)

 

--majicman

 

(Always trade UP in both quantity and quality and Geocaches will be both self-sustaining and self-improving!)


 

I agree! Things have done gottin strange around here. This is suppose to be for geocache talking, but there's a little more going on in here besides talking about caching. Of course, with Majicman in the forums, things will get queit out of hand and off topic and also a litte more stranger and duh weirder.

 

Mommy#1

 

Meet STITCH, GEOSTITCH "there's one in every family".

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