+Criminal Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Geocaching is like sex because… ...if you do it once, you want to do it again as soon as possible. ...you don’t mind the sticks and leaves in your hair. ...it’s always a race to be the “first finder”. ...it’s easier if you know how to work the equipment. ...you can do a multi if you like. add yours here______________________ http://fp1.centurytel.net/Criminal_Page/ Quote Link to comment
+leatherman Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ....you DO IT out doors. Pepper playing nice! Mokita! Quote Link to comment
Radman Forever Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Geocaching is like sex because: Some people just don't go for the micros, virtuals, or locationless! It's illegal to do it in some public areas. After doing it, you report it online to all your geeky friends. Those that have 500 hits are the most respected in the community because of their experience! "Michigan Geocaching At It's Best!" "If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure." - Dan Quayle Quote Link to comment
+Bull Moose Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ... nosy old people want to know what the heck you think you're doing in "their" park. ... you think about calling in sick to work to spend the day doing it. ... the dog never quite understands what's going on, but watches anyway. Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted June 10, 2003 Author Share Posted June 10, 2003 ...if you're not doing it, you're online reading about others doing it. http://fp1.centurytel.net/Criminal_Page/ Quote Link to comment
+Possum Posse Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 .. once your done, your ready for the next challenge. .. they both have varied "terrain". "Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us" - Thomas Paine Quote Link to comment
+seneca Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 I'm sorry. Geocaching is nothing like sex. 68 times in 68 weeks? .... I wish... I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. Quote Link to comment
Dinoprophet Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ...once you're married, you don't get to do it as often (see also my poem) Well the mountain was so beautiful that this guy built a mall and a pizza shack Yeah he built an ugly city because he wanted the mountain to love him back -- Dar Williams Quote Link to comment
Cloak_N_Dagger Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 oops another multi post Quote Link to comment
Cloak_N_Dagger Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ...most people look for the easy one's first ...you take something and leave something ...you've been heard to say, "a little to the left, no ... this way, aaaah... there it is!" ...you worry that hiding more than 20 caches may make you known as a "Geo Pimp" -------------- Changing some folks mind, is like trying to herd cats. Quote Link to comment
Dinoprophet Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ...though it existed before, Clinton really made it popular Well the mountain was so beautiful that this guy built a mall and a pizza shack Yeah he built an ugly city because he wanted the mountain to love him back -- Dar Williams Quote Link to comment
CacheNCarryMA Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ...it's common for newbies to be unsuccessful because they use the wrong datum. Quote Link to comment
+Bull Moose Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ... sometimes you need to do math or read a historical marker to be successful. ... virtuals aren't as fun. Quote Link to comment
selias Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 OK - I'll try... ...you should never overestimate the importance of being well-maintained. ...the first few times you do it it's tough to find the correct spot. "Nature uses as little as possible of anything." -- Johannes Kepler Quote Link to comment
dsandbro Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Because you can do it in groups as a team event or by yourself? =========================================================== "The time has come" the Walrus said "to speak of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and Kings". Quote Link to comment
Dinoprophet Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Cache'N'Carry:...it's common for newbies to be unsuccessful because they use the wrong datum. They're also likely to measure in seconds instead of minutes. Well the mountain was so beautiful that this guy built a mall and a pizza shack Yeah he built an ugly city because he wanted the mountain to love him back -- Dar Williams Quote Link to comment
selias Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Bull Moose:... sometimes you need to do math or read a historical marker to be successful. You lead an interesting life, Mr. Moose... "Nature uses as little as possible of anything." -- Johannes Kepler Quote Link to comment
MTU_Cache_Spot Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 The hardest ones are always the most satisfying. Even though she's not really into it, your girlfriend always gets ****ed off when you do it with other people (especially the one's she's never met). Quote Link to comment
+zoltig Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ...Every once in a while you get in a puddle. ...It's better to do it with a partner but you can go solo when nobody is around. ...Wake up in the morning with the urge and say, "Honey how about...?" My hockey Mom beat up your soccer Mom. http://coloradogeocaching.com/ Quote Link to comment
+Renegade Knight Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 you always lie about it afterwards you complain when you aren't getting enough your partner thinks you are obsessed you only have one thing on your mind. no matter how good you are that geo spot can be elusive. If you leave the 'trail' you are in trouble. ===================== Wherever you go there you are. Quote Link to comment
Dinoprophet Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Okay, my last post. ...the owner has final say on whether you "found it" Well the mountain was so beautiful that this guy built a mall and a pizza shack Yeah he built an ugly city because he wanted the mountain to love him back -- Dar Williams Quote Link to comment
+Mopar Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ... because it seems like I always have trouble finding it when I really want to. Tae-Kwon-Leap is not a path to a door, but a road leading forever towards the horizon. Quote Link to comment
+Og's outfit Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 .....Most men refuse to decipher the hints. OG Prophetically Challenged Quote Link to comment
+Stunod Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 if you take a long lunch-break to do it, your co-workers may notice your disheveled hair and clothes. "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." Quote Link to comment
+Search1128 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 I can think of some reason how they are not similar.... GC - You want your teenage kids to do it. S - You don't want your teenage kids to do it. GC - Meeting others on the same trail is fun. S - Meeting others on the same trail is not fun. GC - Travel Bugs are fun and encouraged. S - Travel Bugs are yucky and shunned. Heres one where they are similar... Lots lots more fun and exileration with your clothes off. Quote Link to comment
WolfPack2099 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ...sometimes you're ready for a nap afterwards. Quote Link to comment
+The Leprechauns Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 .... nothing beats a good bushwack. x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x Some mornings, it just doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps. - Emo Phillips Quote Link to comment
+CT Trampers Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ...some people are cheaters Quote Link to comment
+Search1128 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 okay... can't resist to post another reply... Used condoms are found at both activities. Quote Link to comment
CacheNCarryMA Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ...most people learn about it from a friend or figure it out themselves. Quote Link to comment
Zaphod Beeblebrox Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Those who talk about it the most only do it once a month ... and badly, to boot. Quote Link to comment
+Team Discovery Kids Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 It's always a little more exciting in public where you might get caught! Quote Link to comment
+GeoGryffindor Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 You're a virgin until you have done it for the first time... You are all hot and sweaty afterwards... You hope you don't find critters on you when you're done... You make sure you always carry protection... "Nice find! I must go tell Harry, Ron and Hermione." Quote Link to comment
+beckerbuns Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Well, I was told in #geocache that I should contribute to this thread... ...sometimes you end up getting wet ...it's exciting to get there, but sometimes awkward to leave I'm sure I can come up with more later... ------------------------------------- Becky Davis San Jose, CA Buy Tupperware for cache containers. Quote Link to comment
Dinoprophet Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Alright, I have some more after all. ...some people use their Palms, especially when doing a pocket query. (PQs never sounded dirty to me before this thread). ...it's really exciting to do it in another country. ...they both have a well-known Jeremy: Well the mountain was so beautiful that this guy built a mall and a pizza shack Yeah he built an ugly city because he wanted the mountain to love him back -- Dar Williams [This message was edited by Dinoprophet on June 10, 2003 at 10:57 AM.] Quote Link to comment
+TMAN264 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 There has been a hedgehog siting........ ....it is fun to take picture of both to share with your friends.. Make a sanity check. Quote Link to comment
+TMAN264 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 .....adding a trird or fourth partner makes it more fun. .....the smaller containers are better to find. .....they both take place at rest areas. .....it is dangerous to do on private property Make a sanity check. Quote Link to comment
Tahosa and Sons Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Geocaching is not like sex. Because I can Cache with my kids, who are the results of a succesful quest. A quest done without coordinates. Tahosa - Dweller of Mountain Tops. Quote Link to comment
Big Scary Guy Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ...Size matters... The larger ones are easier to get a hold of. Quote Link to comment
Micqn Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 . . .You have to 'get' it in order to enjoy it. Don't Drink And Park: Accidents Cause People. Quote Link to comment
+leatherman Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Tahosa:I can Cache with my kids, Hmmm. Does this make you a sex offender now? LOCAL TRIBUNE:A man was arrested today for the forcible compulsion of his underage children. The charge Geocaching with someone under the age of eighteen. A class B felony, with a maximum sentence of fifteen years in a state correctional facility. For more turn to page C in the Life Styles section. Pepper playing nice! Mokita! Quote Link to comment
+blackjak Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 And the number one reason why geocaching is like sex.......(drum roll please) the size of your unit doesn't matter.. it's how you use it! Quote Link to comment
+Zoraima Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ...the more you do it, the more you want to do it ...getting dirty is not only expected, it's almost mandatory ...even getting a little sidetracked can be fun ...if you do it right, you wind up breathless ----------------------------------------- Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. --Galadriel, "The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship Of the Ring" Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted June 10, 2003 Author Share Posted June 10, 2003 The best so far: quote: ... the dog never quite understands what's going on, but watches anyway quote:…Even though she's not really into it, your girlfriend always gets ****ed off when you do it with other people (especially the one's she's never met). quote: ...Every once in a while you get in a puddle. quote: no matter how good you are that geo spot can be elusive. quote: You hope you don't find critters on you when you're done quote: ...they both have a well-known Jeremy: quote: ...it is fun to take picture of both to share with your friends.. Huh? quote: .....adding a trird or fourth partner makes it more fun. Huh again?!? Just MHO! http://fp1.centurytel.net/Criminal_Page/ Quote Link to comment
+Lefty Writer Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ....sometimes you put in a lot to get just a little. carpe cerevisi Remove the NOSPAM from my e-mail to contact me. Quote Link to comment
+Markwell Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 There's GOT to be some joke in here about the use of toys... Markwell Chicago Geocaching Quote Link to comment
+GeoGryffindor Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 sometimes it takes a lot of batteries to reach that certain point... There - someone had to say it - right! "Nice find! I must go tell Harry, Ron and Hermione." Quote Link to comment
+GeoGryffindor Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 You get to try out new positions. . . "Nice find! I must go tell Harry, Ron and Hermione." Quote Link to comment
+Divine Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ...if your partner doesn't want to do it with you, it's fun alone too. ...the tool points there. ...doing the multi-legged ones is more complicated. ...after you find it you take a hike. - I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. - Quote Link to comment
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