Geocaching is like sex because…

June 10, 2003

It's better to start with new batteries...

If your batteries go dead, it becomes work instead of play.

Good batteries will keep you going,or is it coming?

June 10, 2003

As you "near" the cache, you hope you don't smell a big pile of "doot"....

I know... It's bad.

June 10, 2003

...because sometimes after you do it with someone you don't know very well because you drank too many margaritas you have to go to the STD clinic and get pills for your chlamydia.

June 10, 2003

Geocaching is like sex because...

...You're always taking something out and putting something back in.

...It's considerably less fun when you do it by yourself.

...When you finally convince someone to do it for the first time, they suddenly want to do it with EVERYONE.

...You will gladly walk miles if there's even a remote possibility that you'll do it. Even in the rain.

...If you do it too much, you'll be sore and have trouble walking in the morning.

...As soon as you do it, you want to rush back to the Internet so you can tell all your friends about it.

...You have a curious fascination with who was there before you were.

...Both are dependent on being able to pick up signals.

June 10, 2003

quote:
Originally posted by Criminal:
Geocaching is like sex because…

Because IT'S ALL GOOD, JUST SOME BETTER

Mzee ~~~ "And now where"

[This message was edited by Mzee & Associates on June 10, 2003 at 06:26 PM.]

[This message was edited by Mzee & Associates on June 10, 2003 at 06:28 PM.]

3k · June 10, 2003

Because GPS has the same letters as PmS and without the first you don't want to do it and with the second you don't want to do it.

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Caching without a clue....

8k · June 10, 2003

... beacause you will get flamed in these forums if your orientation is different.

-- I found it in the last place I looked.

June 10, 2003

Well, they're not alike, because:

In caching, wet is bad.

Unless you're quite foolish, there is little chance of getting poison ivy from sex.

Spreading things from one cache to another doesn't hurt either cache.

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- Team Og Rof A Klaw

All who wander are not lost.

June 10, 2003

...The "treasures" come in containers of varying shapes and sizes. Hoo-boy!

June 10, 2003

... because sometimes no matter how hard you try, the pointer just doesn't work!

Don't you just hate it when your partner gets "there" before you do?

3k · June 10, 2003

Geocaching is like sex because:

Some people like to do it with their dogs.

You can park and grab with either.

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Caching without a clue....

June 10, 2003

.... being interrupted in the middle of your fun is a real bummer!

.... hiding from geomuggles is a lot like hiding (your new sport) from mom and dad!

June 10, 2003

.... when you can't actually do it, you spend all your time reading about it and looking at pictures!

.... you keep a record of all your conquests in a little black book!

.... if you do it too many times in one day, you can't remember who you did to what, when and where!

June 10, 2003

.... because no matter how many times you've done it, you look forward to the next time!

June 10, 2003

...the treasure is usually covered by a bush

...the tighter the seal the better

...you are always looking for a new mount with a good position for your tool

...even if you only do it once, there is a good chance you will make more of the caches

...it sort of looses the fun to refind one instead of seeking a new one

...if you don't keep it clean, dry and hiden, someone is going to point at it and make it pretty much useless

...it is a bad idea to use explosives for either

...equally bothersome to have it smell like bad food enough to draw or attact animals.

...it is hard to ask for directions the first time you try

...you read about it, in manuals and on the net, and look at lots of pictures before you really try one

...it is always a good idea to just stop and look around, you never know what fun areas you can miss by just going for the cache, have fun and make a good outing of it

It's not a sport unless there is something dead in the back of the truck when you get home.

June 10, 2003

...because the more cover the harder it is to find!

...because there is nothing like the site of a nice can!

...two words, "trade up".

1.4k · June 10, 2003

... If your lucky, you'll have a hummer!

My hockey Mom beat up your soccer Mom.

http://coloradogeocaching.com/

3k · June 10, 2003

You don't want to get caught with your pants down doing either.

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Caching without a clue....

5.7k · June 10, 2003

The larger ones that come with an assortment of toys are usually prefered to the smaller, log only ones.

--Marky

"All of us get lost in the darkness, dreamers learn to steer with a backlit GPSr"

June 10, 2003

...digging your own holes is illegal.

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Have you had your house checked for Rae Dawn Chong?

June 11, 2003

Because we like it when we get firsties.

We're looking for a box to fiddle with.

Sometimes you have to jump through a lot of hoops to get to the treasure.

June 11, 2003

All the toys use double A's (i think)

Happiness is a firm pointer

The thinner the bush, the easier the find!!!!

Balls can be had doing either.

I had better quit now

Rino 110

MeriGreen 128

[This message was edited by DeerChaser & Poni on June 11, 2003 at 04:26 AM.]

June 11, 2003

The deeper in the bush you go, the harder it gets to find the "spot"

5.9k · June 11, 2003

...it's much more fun with a girl.

http://fp1.centurytel.net/Criminal_Page/

1.5k · June 11, 2003

...you're really upset if you get a flat on the way to it.

...you spend way too much time online looking at pictures of what you want to get your hands on.

Brian

Team A.I.

1.5k · June 11, 2003

...it isn't any fun if your member is throbbing.

Brian

Team A.I.

5.9k · June 11, 2003

quote:
Originally posted by Brian - Team A.I.:
...it isn't any fun if your member is throbbing.

Brian

Team A.I.

Since when!?!?!

http://fp1.centurytel.net/Criminal_Page/

6.4k · June 11, 2003

quote:
Originally posted by pdxkim:
...because sometimes after you do it with someone you don't know very well because you drank too many margaritas you have to go to the STD clinic and get pills for your chlamydia.

Yeah, I hate when that happens while I'm geocaching!

Tae-Kwon-Leap is not a path to a door, but a road leading forever towards the horizon.

June 11, 2003

quote:
Originally posted by pdxkim:
...because sometimes after you do it with someone you don't know very well because you drank too many margaritas you have to go to the STD clinic and get pills for your chlamydia.

What exactly are you putting in the caches you find? I'll bet they are micros......

Make a sanity check.

June 11, 2003

......both can be virtual

......having someone find your micro can be hard

......explaining to you wife where you have been is difficult

Make a sanity check.

June 11, 2003

Geocaching is NOT like sex because...

...people don't frown on you having lots of partners.

...you can do it platonically.

And I just want to say that pdxkim's reply really, really scares me.

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Becky Davis

San Jose, CA

Buy Tupperware for cache containers.

[This message was edited by beckerbuns on June 11, 2003 at 11:27 AM.]

1.4k · June 11, 2003

One time.... At band camp..

quote:
Originally posted by pdxkim:
...because sometimes after you do it with someone you don't know very well because you drank too many margaritas you have to go to the STD clinic and get pills for your chlamydia.

My hockey Mom beat up your soccer Mom.

http://coloradogeocaching.com/

June 11, 2003

just because you spend all your time looking for it does not mean you are actually going to find it.

and even if you do actually find it you may realize it was more effort than it was actually worth anyway.

you will promptly forget this as soon as you are done and immediately begin searching for the next one.

someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

June 11, 2003

...You can do it at night

...Nooners are fun

...It can make it more exciting when you here strange sounds in the dark.

Geocaching is not like sex because...

GC When you do it at night, there are glint markers to show you the way.

S When you do it at night, the woman is always trying to tell you where to go (Oh wait, I guess that would make both the same)

GC Stumbling around in the dark can be funny.

S Stumbling around in the dark can be embarassing.

Signature? I don't need no stinkin signature!!!!

June 11, 2003

Cause I do it alone!!!

Bender

Searching, for the lost Xanadu

June 11, 2003

better , 'cuz while you're busy with one you can blurt the name of another with no repercussions.

someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

2.6k · June 11, 2003

What does it mean if I do it with guys?!

Pepper playing nice!

Mokita!

1.8k · June 12, 2003

... you could get real lucky and catch a rather blustery day where the wind blows and blows.

"heck, that scares me and I'm fearless"

June 12, 2003

...because if you press the right buttons you find what you want.

-Donna G

June 12, 2003

......the $100 piece will get what you need, but may leave you feeling a bit short, but $500 unit has all sort of special features

Make a sanity check.

June 12, 2003

The following list is a collection of all (or nearly) the previous posts in one area:

¼ if you do it once, you want to do it again as soon as possible.

¼ most people look for the easy one's first

¼ the first few times you do it it's tough to find the correct spot.

¼ You're a virgin until you have done it for the first time

¼ it's common for newbies to be unsuccessful because they use the wrong datum.

¼ They're also likely to measure in seconds instead of minutes.

¼ it is hard to ask for directions the first time you try

¼ When you finally convince someone to do it for the first time, they suddenly want to do it with EVERYONE.

¼ Because we like it when we get firsties.

¼ it’s always a race to be the “first finder”.

¼ Because you can do it in groups as a team event or by yourself?

¼ It's better to do it with a partner but you can go solo when nobody is around.

¼ some people use their Palms, especially when doing a pocket query. (PQs never sounded dirty to me before this thread).

¼ if your partner doesn't want to do it with you, it's fun alone too.

¼ It's considerably less fun when you do it by yourself.

¼ adding a third or fourth partner makes it more fun.

¼ it's much more fun with a girl.

¼ Cause I do it alone!!!

¼ virtuals aren't as fun.

¼ There's GOT to be some joke in here about the use of toys

¼ it’s easier if you know how to work the equipment.

¼ sometimes it takes a lot of batteries to reach that certain point

¼ It's better to start with new batteries

¼ If your batteries go dead, it becomes work instead of play.

¼ Good batteries will keep you going, or is it coming?

¼ All the toys use double A's (I think)

¼ because if you press the right buttons you find what you want.

¼ the $100 piece will get what you need, but may leave you feeling a bit short, but $500 unit has all sort of special features

¼ because sometimes no matter how hard you try, the pointer just doesn't work!

¼ The larger ones that come with an assortment of toys are usually preferred to the smaller, log only ones.

¼ Some people just don't go for the micros, virtuals, or locationless!

¼ The hardest ones are always the most satisfying.

¼ the tighter the seal the better

¼ the smaller containers are better to find.

¼ Size matters: The larger ones are easier to get a hold of.

¼ the size of your unit doesn't matter it's how you use it!

¼ having someone find your micro can be hard

¼ the more you do it, the more you want to do it

¼ you can do a multi if you like.

¼ people don't frown on you having lots of partners.

¼ Those that have 500 hits are the most respected in the community because of their experience!

¼ once you're married, you don't get to do it as often (see also my poem)

¼ you worry that hiding more than 20 caches may make you known as a "Geo Pimp"

¼ you complain when you aren't getting enough

¼ Those who talk about it the most only do it once a month and badly, to boot.

¼ your partner thinks you are obsessed

¼ After doing it, you report it online to all your geeky friends.

¼ if you're not doing it, you're online reading about others doing it.

¼ when you can't actually do it, you spend all your time reading about it and looking at pictures!

¼ you read about it, in manuals and on the net, and look at lots of pictures before you really try one

¼ you spend way too much time online looking at pictures of what you want to get your hands on.

¼ As soon as you do it, you want to rush back to the Internet so you can tell all your friends about it.

¼ it is fun to take picture of both to share with your friends

¼ you DO IT out doors.

¼ It's always a little more exciting in public where you might get caught!

¼ they both take place at rest areas.

¼ it is dangerous to do on private property

¼ It's illegal to do it in some public areas.

¼ nosy old people want to know what the heck you think you're doing in "their" park.

¼ you don’t mind the sticks and leaves in your hair.

¼ getting dirty is not only expected, it's almost mandatory

¼ the treasure is usually covered by a bush

¼ because the more cover the harder it is to find!

¼ The thinner the bush, the easier the find!!!!

¼ nothing beats a good bushwack.

¼ they both have varied "terrain".

¼ Every once in a while you get in a puddle.

¼ sometimes you end up getting wet

¼ You are all hot and sweaty afterwards

¼ you think about calling in sick to work to spend the day doing it.

¼ if you take a long lunch-break to do it, your co-workers may notice your disheveled hair and clothes.

¼ explaining to your wife where you have been is difficult

¼ Even though she's not really into it, your girlfriend always gets ****ed off when you do it with other people (especially the one's she's never met).

¼ better , 'cuz while you're busy with one you can blurt the name of another with no repercussions.

¼ the dog never quite understands what's going on, but watches anyway.

¼ Some people like to do it with their dogs.

¼ once your done, your ready for the next challenge.

¼ you will promptly forget this as soon as you are done and immediately begin searching for the next one.

¼ after you find it you take a hike.

¼ it's exciting to get there, but sometimes awkward to leave

¼ you keep a record of all your conquests in a little black book!

¼ you should never overestimate the importance of being well-maintained.

¼ As you "near" the cache, you hope you don't smell a big pile of "dooty".

¼ You hope you don't find critters on you when you're done

¼ equally bothersome to have it smell like bad food enough to draw or attract animals.

¼ if you don't keep it clean, dry and hidden, someone is going to point at it and make it pretty much useless

¼ You make sure you always carry protection

¼ Used condoms are found at both activities.

¼ it isn't any fun if your member is throbbing.

- Since when!?!?!

¼ Wake up in the morning with the urge and say, "Honey how about?"

¼ you always lie about it afterwards

¼ you only have one thing on your mind.

¼ no matter how good you are that geo spot can be elusive.

¼ If you leave the 'trail' you are in trouble.

¼ you've been heard to say, "a little to the left, no this way, aaaah, there it is!"

¼ the owner has final say on whether you "found it"

¼ because it seems like I always have trouble finding it when I really want to.

¼ Most men refuse to decipher the hints.

¼ Lots, lots more fun and exhilaration with your clothes off.

¼ sometimes you're ready for a nap afterwards.

¼ though it existed before, Clinton really made it popular

¼ sometimes you need to do math or read a historical marker to be successful.

¼ some people are cheaters

¼ most people learn about it from a friend or figure it out themselves.

¼ it's really exciting to do it in another country.

¼ You have to 'get' it in order to enjoy it.

¼ even getting a little sidetracked can be fun

¼ if you do it right, you wind up breathless

¼ You get to try out new positions.

¼ the tool points there.

¼ doing the multi-legged ones is more complicated.

¼ you take something and leave something

¼ You're always taking something out and putting something back in.

¼ sometimes you put in a lot to get just a little.

¼ You will gladly walk miles if there's even a remote possibility that you'll do it. Even in the rain.

¼ If you do it too much, you'll be sore and have trouble walking in the morning.

¼ You have a curious fascination with who was there before you were.

¼ Both are dependent on being able to pick up signals.

¼ Because IT'S ALL GOOD, JUST SOME BETTER

¼ Because GPS has the same letters as PmS and without the first you don't want to do it and with the second you don't want to do it.

¼ because you will get flamed in these forums if your orientation is different.

¼ The "treasures" come in containers of varying shapes and sizes. Hoo-boy!

¼ Don't you just hate it when your partner gets "there" before you do?

¼ You can park and grab with either.

¼ being interrupted in the middle of your fun is a real bummer!

¼ hiding from geomuggles is a lot like hiding (your new sport) from mom and dad!

¼ if you do it too many times in one day, you can't remember who you did to what, when and where!

¼ because no matter how many times you've done it, you look forward to the next time!

¼ you are always looking for a new mount with a good position for your tool

¼ even if you only do it once, there is a good chance you will make more of the caches

¼ it sort of loses the fun to re-find one instead of seeking a new one

¼ it is always a good idea to just stop and look around, you never know what fun areas you can miss by just going for the cache, have fun and make a good outing of it

¼ because there is nothing like the site of a nice can!

¼ two words, "trade up".

¼ You don't want to get caught with your pants down doing either.

¼ digging your own holes is illegal.

¼ We're looking for a box to fiddle with.

¼ Sometimes you have to jump through a lot of hoops to get to the treasure.

¼ Happiness is a firm pointer

¼ Balls can be had doing either.

¼ The deeper in the bush you go, the harder it gets to find the "spot"

¼ you're really upset if you get a flat on the way to it.

¼ both can be virtual

¼ you can do it platonically.

¼ One time. At band camp…

¼ just because you spend all your time looking for it does not mean you are actually going to find it.

¼ and even if you do actually find it you may realize it was more effort than it was actually worth anyway.

¼ You can do it at night

¼ Nooners are fun

¼ It can make it more exciting when you here strange sounds in the dark.

¼ What does it mean if I do it with guys?!

¼ If your lucky, you'll have a hummer!

¼ you could get real lucky and catch a rather blustery day where the wind blows and blows.

5.9k · June 12, 2003

OK, one more,

If you find the shrubbery impenetrable, you can always go around and come in from the rear.

http://fp1.centurytel.net/Criminal_Page/

June 12, 2003

Got it!Geocaching is like sex because...

June 13, 2003

My wife finds both of them boring.

5.3k · June 13, 2003

quote:
Originally posted by claypigeon58:
My wife finds both of them boring.

SOLUTION

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

1.4k · June 13, 2003

Hey Stunod,

Do you know why divorces are soooo expensive??

'cause they're WORTH IT

My hockey Mom beat up your soccer Mom.

http://coloradogeocaching.com/

June 13, 2003

quote:
Originally posted by Stunod:
http://www.divorce-lawyer-us.com/

Nope, I think she'd find it boring with a divorce attorney as well.

June 13, 2003

Although your pointer is always eager and wiiling to lead you to new adventure, blindly following it without using common sense can quickly lead to your demise.......

someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

June 13, 2003

quote:
Originally posted by motoXman:
Although your pointer is always eager and wiiling to lead you to new adventure, blindly following it without question can quickly lead to your demise.......

someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

We, at the Soylent Corporation, encourage this behavior, as it improves our bottom line........Demised Geocachers will be recycled along with the elderly, sick, and homeless.

SYLENT GREEN IS PEPLE!!!

Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green Day......

[This message was edited by Soylent Green on June 13, 2003 at 08:47 PM.]

June 15, 2003

You can get a rash from either one.

Geocaching is like sex because…

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