Cholo Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Bender:You people are full of crap! Bender Are you friend or enema? Is that your avatar, or just a sadistic suppository? Quote Link to comment
Captain Chaoss Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Maybe they were from someone requiring a colostomy bag. The shopping bags were more convenient due to the extra volume they hold, and of course free ! What a push-fest that woulda been. Two roads diverged in the woods and I, I took the one less traveled, and that is how I found the cache. Quote Link to comment
rabbitsong Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 My daughter is in an entomology club. One of the boys in the club was trying to capture dung beetles and other insects that feed on rotting stuff, so he took a can and filled it with meat and let it rot and set it out at the edge of the woods. So, maybe there are entomologists doing research in the area (and, yes, I am serious about this!) Quote Link to comment
mckee Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 "I'll tell the story fisrt. I was coming back down a trail one day when I spotted a bulging plastic grocery bag hanging off a tree... Yes, I found a big bag full of crap. Worst Pinata Ever. Quote Link to comment
fujiwara takumi Posted June 4, 2003 Share Posted June 4, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Firefishe: quote:Originally posted by scoobydum:Reminds me of something sick and twisted I saw a while back... http://www.bonsaikitten.com/ Sick and twisted, I LIKE that. ------------------------ __STURGEON GENERAL WARNING:_ Fishing can decrease the risk of long-term employment, a meaningful relationship, and any chance of financial independence... Oh well._ Never thought I'd take a militant stance on anything like this before! Bonsai Kittens? BLASPHEMY! MAY THE CATS OF ULTHAR (ergo: Lovecraft) PUMMEL THESE INFIDELS WITH GREAT BITINGS AND SMITINGS (ergo: Gurgi) AND A FEW SPAWNS OF C'THULHU TO BOOT! (though not Puss 'n'). People! That site is JUST PLAIN WRONG! I leave you with, Warm regards, Firefishe http://groups.yahoo.com/group/migo/ its a joke you mook. i was reading this thread while on the phone with a customer. the big bag of crap almost cost me an explanation with my client. luckily i have a mute button Quote Link to comment
+Desert_Warrior Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Where is UMC when you have something for him. I found THIS and wanted to share it with him. If his doots squeek or dry out, it might help. The directions for use are a bit gross.... Mike. Desert_Warrior (aka KD9KC). El Paso, Texas. Citizens of this land may own guns. Not to threaten their neighbors, but to ensure themselves of liberty and freedom. They are not assault weapons anymore... they are HOMELAND DEFENSE WEAPONS! [This message was edited by Desert_Warrior on July 18, 2003 at 06:48 AM.] Quote Link to comment
Woods Walker Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 I am still wiping my eyes after reading your "bag 'o doots" story. Thank goodness the "doots" were hanging from trees and not IN an actual geocache. Talk about finding the "mother lode". . . Susan Z. Handwerker Quote Link to comment
+Geo Ho Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 LMAO!! Bags full of doody! That has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my Geocaching experience. Thank GOD, I never personally experienced it. Ugh!!! Some people have FAR too much time on their hands. I'd rather be caching than crapping in a bag and hanging it from trees. And, just think, if Acceptable Risk has found a few of these, um, crap-caches - there has got to be many, many more around that have yet to be discovered. I don't plan to go to Colorado anytime soon, for sure! Poo . . . hmm . . . does that contain DNA? Perhaps an analysis should be done and a profile created to determine the source of this . . . mmmm . . . sh!t. It's just a thought. Not necessarily a good one, but a thought nonetheless. Well, anyhoo, happy caching! Quote Link to comment
+Geo Ho Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Acceptable Risk:I'll tell the story fisrt. I was coming back down a trail one day when I spotted a bulging plastic grocery bag hanging off a tree... Of course I was curious, so I investigate... Crap... Yes, I found a big bag full of crap. And I mean full, this was like a whole family of crap and their closest crap neighbors. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for "trash out", but I'll be damned if I'm carting a full pastic bag of crap home in my car. So I head home, laughing, and forget about it... Until... I see another big bag of crap several weeks later, in a competely different park. Same deal, plastic grocery bag, full, hanging off a branch. Hmmmm... And tonight, same thing again, big steaming bag full of crap, tied to a tree. Now, either I'm missing out on the most extraordinary game *EVAR!* ("Hey man, let go hide a bag of crap in the woods") or the doot fairies have invaded Colorado Springs... I've been camping and mountain biking for years and I've never seen this before. And as I write this it struck me... Who would go thru SOOOOOO much trouble to repeatedly take a dump in a bag, tie it to a tree, and just leave it there? It seems they put so much effort into it already, it'd be a shame for it to go to waste... http://www.acceptable-risk.com/images/geosig.jpg Contents Under Pressure... Quote Link to comment
CacheNCarryMA Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Wow. The wayback machine resurrects doots! Trivia: Who's avatar depicted a can of doots? Quote Link to comment
+geognerd Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Wow. The wayback machine resurrects doots! Trivia: Who's avatar depicted a can of doots? I'm going to guess sept1c_tank. Quote Link to comment
+The Leprechauns Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Wow. The wayback machine resurrects doots! Trivia: Who's avatar depicted a can of doots? Ummmm, Maybe Criminal? Quote Link to comment
+WeightMan Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Criminal is not a bad guess, but I think that honor belongs to umc. Quote Link to comment
+The Leprechauns Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Criminal is not a bad guess, but I think that honor belongs to umc. Look at the first letter in each line of my post. Then read downwards. Quote Link to comment
+WeightMan Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Now why didn't I see that the first time. Old age, I guess. Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Criminal is not a bad guess, but I think that honor belongs to umc. Look at the first letter in each line of my post. Then read downwards. No, I'd have just called it what it is, a sack of crap. Quote Link to comment
+The Leprechauns Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Criminal is not a bad guess, but I think that honor belongs to umc. Look at the first letter in each line of my post. Then read downwards. No, I'd have just called it what it is, a sack of crap. You've met umc too? Quote Link to comment
+Vinny & Sue Team Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 (edited) I'll tell the story fisrt..... Now, either I'm missing out on the most extraordinary game *EVAR!* ("Hey man, let go hide a bag of crap in the woods") or the doot fairies have invaded Colorado Springs... I've been camping and mountain biking for years and I've never seen this before. This is a general question. I a starting to see this word "EVAR" (see post above), more and more in recent months on the geocaching.com forum and on other web forums. I have never before heard of this word, and cannot find it in any dictionary. Can anyone tell me what it means? Thanks in advance! Edited February 18, 2006 by Vinny & Sue Team Quote Link to comment
CacheNCarryMA Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 I a starting to see this word "EVAR" (see post above), more and more in recent months on the geocaching.com forum and on other web forums. I have never before heard of this word, and cannot find it in any dictionary. Can anyone tell me what it means? Thanks in advance! Around here in Boston it's pronounced "EVAH" Quote Link to comment
+IV_Warrior Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 This is a general question. I a starting to see this word "EVAR" (see post above), more and more in recent months on the geocaching.com forum and on other web forums. I have never before heard of this word, and cannot find it in any dictionary. Can anyone tell me what it means? Thanks in advance! It means simply that the people using it didn't pay attention in grade school....... Quote Link to comment
+stibnitetwins Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 I think this will be another great advancement to the world of Geocaching. Making the cache will require preplanning meals to create the cache of your wanted consistancy. The bags are easy to obtain. The only true problems are (1) assigning a difficulty to locating and retrieving doot and (2) finding a material that will sign the "log". This type of cache will open new locations to geocachers that were previously overlooked. Examples: Out-houses - nothing like standing in a pool of doot while signing a bag Sewage treatment plants - where's the doot? when everything smells bad. Cesspools - and you thought they were unsightly I don't have all the details worked out, but I open it up to you to define the rest of this cache type. Remember what we conserve and save to day, will be available for our children's children. Quote Link to comment
+kentuckygirls Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 (edited) I a starting to see this word "EVAR" (see post above), more and more in recent months on the geocaching.com forum and on other web forums. I think it is slang for the word ever, just like I think you meant I am. Edited February 19, 2006 by kentuckygirls Quote Link to comment
Captain Chaoss Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I think this will be another great advancement to the world of Geocaching. Making the cache will require preplanning meals to create the cache of your wanted consistancy. The bags are easy to obtain. The only true problems are (1) assigning a difficulty to locating and retrieving doot and (2) finding a material that will sign the "log". This type of cache will open new locations to geocachers that were previously overlooked. Examples: Out-houses - nothing like standing in a pool of doot while signing a bag Sewage treatment plants - where's the doot? when everything smells bad. Cesspools - and you thought they were unsightly I don't have all the details worked out, but I open it up to you to define the rest of this cache type. Remember what we conserve and save to day, will be available for our children's children. Hmm, how do you determine whats a fair trade / trading up ? Quote Link to comment
gusmurphy Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Hmm, how do you determine whats a fair trade / trading up ? First, you must determine the value of corn and peanuts. Quote Link to comment
+hikergps Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Hmm, how do you determine whats a fair trade / trading up ? First, you must determine the value of corn and peanuts. Well, corn is about a buck an ear and peanuts are about a buck a pound, so how many McToys does that equal? Quote Link to comment
+Rick618 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 McToys are crap any way so its an even swap. Any reason for all the double posting? And every so often a bag/sack of crap can be found on Woot for sale. Quote Link to comment
+sept1c_tank Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Given my nym, you might think I'm an authority on this subject. The truth is, I know very little about bags of doot, but I've discovered that in North Carolina (and some other places) it is common to hang a baggie of water outside your window to keep the flies away. Maybe this is a similiar concept. Quote Link to comment
+scrabblehounds Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 This thread is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! Quote Link to comment
lucyinthesky111 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Yes I too am glad I read this. That is some funny crap.(pun intended) Quote Link to comment
+scrabblehounds Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I know, maybe the would be cacher felt it was his "dooty" to leave a trail for the next cacher. Or maybe he was going to hide a "ditty" bag and got confused and hid a "dooty" bag instead. Quote Link to comment
compost93 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 people just loveto talk about doot don't they Quote Link to comment
+mailman72432 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 sounds like a load of crap to me! Quote Link to comment
+Rho DeKay Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'll tell the story fisrt. I was coming back down a trail one day when I spotted a bulging plastic grocery bag hanging off a tree... Yes, I found a big bag full of crap. Maybe they just misunderstood how to "log" the find? Quote Link to comment
+Parboy Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 (edited) Here is my theory on the Doot files. If there was a dooting doggie walker and the doggie dooted perhaps the walker of the dooting doggie picked it up the doggie doot with their doot bag and hung it in the tree for other dooting doggie walkers to put the dogs doot in. This way you dont look dumb carrying dog doot. Then when the Doggie Doot bag is full the last dooting doggie walker can out it in the doggie doot dumpster Edited March 24, 2006 by parboy Quote Link to comment
4wheelin_fool Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Some things can never be explained.. Quote Link to comment
Uberquandary Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 I've never heard it called 'doot' before. Shows you how much I get out. Quote Link to comment
+zoltig Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 WOW! Resurrecting a very old thread. I remember when this came out. Quote Link to comment
+ksphotoguy Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 After five years this topic is still alive and well........................ quoting Mr. Hanky...... "Howwwddddyyyyyy-hhhiiiiiii" Quote Link to comment
4wheelin_fool Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 Howdie Hiiii.... Quote Link to comment
+casey97 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 It is obvious this is being done to expand our sport/hobby. Now the blind can enjoy the hunt as well as everyone else. “Smells like it’s over here.” Get the FTF while the scent is fresh. Anyone who is against bags of doo, hates blind people. (/sarcasm) Quote Link to comment
+RIclimber Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 (edited) wow, this was the first thing I ever read in the forums, back before it had any replies Edited November 1, 2007 by Downy288 Quote Link to comment
Ferreter5 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 A couple of weeks ago someone took this idea to a whole new level with one of my own caches. Frankly, I'm rather disturbed that someone would do this. Here's the post to my cache that alerted me to the issue: First we want to thank you for the hide but we want to make sure if anyone goes after this right now the cache is in NO Way suitable to be opened unless you have protective gear we found out the hard way someone has left an unpleasant suprise inside the cache . The cache has feces in it and was opened by a kid who was so excited to find it he didnt realize it until it was too late . Please be very aware of this before opening and it is sorry to say that vandals have to ruin fun for families ! YUCK Fortunately, I'll be able to get out there to remove the old container and replace it this weekend. Now where did I put my hazmat suit? Quote Link to comment
4wheelin_fool Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 A couple of weeks ago someone took this idea to a whole new level with one of my own caches. Frankly, I'm rather disturbed that someone would do this. Here's the post to my cache that alerted me to the issue: First we want to thank you for the hide but we want to make sure if anyone goes after this right now the cache is in NO Way suitable to be opened unless you have protective gear we found out the hard way someone has left an unpleasant suprise inside the cache . The cache has feces in it and was opened by a kid who was so excited to find it he didnt realize it until it was too late . Please be very aware of this before opening and it is sorry to say that vandals have to ruin fun for families ! YUCK Fortunately, I'll be able to get out there to remove the old container and replace it this weekend. Now where did I put my hazmat suit? You should move the location of the cache to prevent any further movements from the same person. Quote Link to comment
+Mofino Posted November 10, 2007 Share Posted November 10, 2007 I'll tell the story fisrt. I was coming back down a trail one day when I spotted a bulging plastic grocery bag hanging off a tree... Of course I was curious, so I investigate...<BR><BR>Crap...<BR><BR>Yes, I found a big bag full of crap. And I mean full, this was like a whole family of crap and their closest crap neighbors. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for "trash out", but I'll be damned if I'm carting a full pastic bag of crap home in my car. So I head home, laughing, and forget about it... Until...<BR><BR>I see another big bag of crap several weeks later, in a competely different park. Same deal, plastic grocery bag, full, hanging off a branch. Hmmmm...<BR><BR>And tonight, same thing again, big steaming bag full of crap, tied to a tree. <BR><BR>Now, either I'm missing out on the most extraordinary game *EVAR!* ("Hey man, let go hide a bag of crap in the woods") or the doot fairies have invaded Colorado Springs... I've been camping and mountain biking for years and I've never seen this before. And as I write this it struck me... Who would go thru SOOOOOO much trouble to repeatedly take a dump in a bag, tie it to a tree, and just leave it there? It seems they put so much effort into it already, it'd be a shame for it to go to waste...<BR><BR><BR><IMG SRC="http://www.acceptable-risk.com/images/geosig.jpg"> <BR>Contents Under Pressure... Were there 2 girls and 1 cup anywhere near? Quote Link to comment
+meralgia Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 I was looking for a letterbox the other day (same difference, right? )and found a squishy black, plastic bag. Sure 'nough... poo. It was pretty deep in the woods and not close to a walking path. Why bother to bag and tie it when it would decompose rather nicely on its own? Quote Link to comment
4wheelin_fool Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'll tell the story fisrt. I was coming back down a trail one day when I spotted a bulging plastic grocery bag hanging off a tree... Of course I was curious, so I investigate...<BR><BR>Crap...<BR><BR>Yes, I found a big bag full of crap. And I mean full, this was like a whole family of crap and their closest crap neighbors. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for "trash out", but I'll be damned if I'm carting a full pastic bag of crap home in my car. So I head home, laughing, and forget about it... Until...<BR><BR>I see another big bag of crap several weeks later, in a competely different park. Same deal, plastic grocery bag, full, hanging off a branch. Hmmmm...<BR><BR>And tonight, same thing again, big steaming bag full of crap, tied to a tree. <BR><BR>Now, either I'm missing out on the most extraordinary game *EVAR!* ("Hey man, let go hide a bag of crap in the woods") or the doot fairies have invaded Colorado Springs... I've been camping and mountain biking for years and I've never seen this before. And as I write this it struck me... Who would go thru SOOOOOO much trouble to repeatedly take a dump in a bag, tie it to a tree, and just leave it there? It seems they put so much effort into it already, it'd be a shame for it to go to waste...<BR><BR><BR><IMG SRC="http://www.acceptable-risk.com/images/geosig.jpg"> <BR>Contents Under Pressure... Does the pope crap in the woods? Are bears catholic? damned if you doot Damned if you don't Quote Link to comment
+Wadcutter Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'll tell the story fisrt. I was coming back down a trail one day when I spotted a bulging plastic grocery bag hanging off a tree... Of course I was curious, so I investigate...<BR><BR>Crap...<BR><BR>Yes, I found a big bag full of crap. And I mean full, this was like a whole family of crap and their closest crap neighbors. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for "trash out", but I'll be damned if I'm carting a full pastic bag of crap home in my car. So I head home, laughing, and forget about it... Until...<BR><BR>I see another big bag of crap several weeks later, in a competely different park. Same deal, plastic grocery bag, full, hanging off a branch. Hmmmm...<BR><BR>And tonight, same thing again, big steaming bag full of crap, tied to a tree. <BR><BR>Now, either I'm missing out on the most extraordinary game *EVAR!* ("Hey man, let go hide a bag of crap in the woods") or the doot fairies have invaded Colorado Springs... I've been camping and mountain biking for years and I've never seen this before. And as I write this it struck me... Who would go thru SOOOOOO much trouble to repeatedly take a dump in a bag, tie it to a tree, and just leave it there? It seems they put so much effort into it already, it'd be a shame for it to go to waste...<BR><BR><BR><IMG SRC="http://www.acceptable-risk.com/images/geosig.jpg"> <BR>Contents Under Pressure... Does the pope crap in the woods? Are bears catholic? damned if you doot Damned if you don't It only took you 7 years to come up with a witty(?) comment? Quote Link to comment
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