Who has the best signature?

[GeoPirates2007]

I have seen some pretty cool Sigs. I was wondering what some of the more memorable ones were

[+BlueDeuce]

Prime Suspect.

 

Never mess with a geocacher. We know all the best places to hide a body.

[+Snoogans]

It's hard to be humble when you have the best one:

[+BlueDeuce]

Sorry, I would have posted it, had I remembered. Definitely in the top three.

 

(They vary based on my mood)

[GeoPirates2007]

i have seen some of these, there are some good ones out there

[groundhog123]

i have seen some of these, there are some good ones out there

 

I like your signature cashking. There are plenty of folks out there that need to read and understand it.

[+ArcherDragoon]

Wasn't a signature line...but still enjoyed reading these in a state association forum...

-they may not be word for word, but close...

 

"I have half a mind to quit hidding body parts in the woods"

 

also

 

"Can't we just grow up and hide tupperware in the woods like adults"

 

When a read both...they just made me laugh...each has a bit of truth to them!!!

[+Cedar Grove Seekers]

I've seen one that went something like:

 

"I use multi-billion dollar military equipment to find tupperware in the woods. What do you do?"

[+Team Cotati]

By any standard of measure, mine is superior.

[+Isonzo Karst]

Someone (unfortunately I don't remember who) on the now defunct CacheFlorida website used a sig line, "Masters of Unnecessary Bushwhacking". I was quite fond of it.

[GeoPirates2007]

i have seen some of these, there are some good ones out there

 

I like your signature cashking. There are plenty of folks out there that need to read and understand it.

Thank You Grounhog. It is the truth when you really read it isnt it.

[Uberquandary]

It wasn't on these forums (sorry!) but I really like:

 

Don't tell my mom I work for an advertising agency, she thinks I play piano at a whorehouse!

[GeoPirates2007]

I just saw another one I liked:

Some people are like slinkies. Not much good for anything but bring a smile to your face when you push them downstairs!

 

Thank you Harry Dolphin for that one!

[GeoPirates2007]

I just saw these two:

 

"If you try to fail and succeed, have you failed or succeeded?" - Anonymous

 

and another good one:

 

Had to delete one do to the Attack of the sensitive people.

Edited November 26, 2007 by cashking63

[+mtn-man]

I have actually been asked if I have been a reviewer since 1891.

[+Snoogans]

"Everthing I ever wanted to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11/01"

 

Having worked for Muslims for over 20 years and having MANY friends who are Muslim, that one is pretty durned ignorant.

 

That's not an opinion. That's a fact.

[+Metaphor]

My sig is the best.

 

And I also agree with Snoogans. The Islam slam was pretty offensive.

[+Scare Force One]

Favorite: Logging a DNF is not giving your self an F.

Least favorite: I learned everything I needed to know about Islam on 9/11/01.

 

~.~Scare Force One

[GeoPirates2007]

I have actually been asked if I have been a reviewer since 1891.

That is pretty good.

[GeoPirates2007]

"Everthing I ever wanted to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11/01"

 

Having worked for Muslims for over 20 years and having MANY friends who are Muslim, that one is pretty durned ignorant.

 

That's not an opinion. That's a fact.

If you read it and not into it as I did, it is a simple statement and not a slam at all. A person has every right to learn or stop learning about anything he or she wants at any time.

Edited November 26, 2007 by cashking63

[+Snoogans]

"Everthing I ever wanted to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11/01"

 

Having worked for Muslims for over 20 years and having MANY friends who are Muslim, that one is pretty durned ignorant.

 

That's not an opinion. That's a fact.

If you read it and not into it as I did, it is a simple statement and not a slam at all. A person has every right to learn or stop learning about anything he or she wants at any time.

 

Yes. Some people choose to be ignorant and then again some people choose to defend being ignorant. Sheesh.

[+Team Cotati]

"Everthing I ever wanted to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11/01"

 

Having worked for Muslims for over 20 years and having MANY friends who are Muslim, that one is pretty durned ignorant.

 

That's not an opinion. That's a fact.

If you read it and not into it as I did, it is a simple statement and not a slam at all. A person has every right to learn or stop learning about anything he or she wants at any time.

 

Yes. Some people choose to be ignorant and then again some people choose to defend being ignorant. Sheesh.

 

Right on.

[GeoPirates2007]

"Everthing I ever wanted to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11/01"

 

Having worked for Muslims for over 20 years and having MANY friends who are Muslim, that one is pretty durned ignorant.

 

That's not an opinion. That's a fact.

If you read it and not into it as I did, it is a simple statement and not a slam at all. A person has every right to learn or stop learning about anything he or she wants at any time.

 

Yes. Some people choose to be ignorant and then again some people choose to defend being ignorant. Sheesh.

I am not defending anything or anybody. It is not my signature. I lost a brother on that day it it kinda hit home for me. If this offends your sensitive sensibilities I will remove it if I can. I did not mean to offend anyone. Sheesh

Edited November 26, 2007 by cashking63

[+Snoogans]

"Everthing I ever wanted to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11/01"

 

Having worked for Muslims for over 20 years and having MANY friends who are Muslim, that one is pretty durned ignorant.

 

That's not an opinion. That's a fact.

If you read it and not into it as I did, it is a simple statement and not a slam at all. A person has every right to learn or stop learning about anything he or she wants at any time.

 

Yes. Some people choose to be ignorant and then again some people choose to defend being ignorant. Sheesh.

I am not defending anything or anybody. It is not my signature. I lost a brother on that day it it kinda hit home for me. If this offends your sensitive sensibilities I will remove it if I can. I did not mean to offend anyone. Sheesh

The statement is ignorant. I'm not calling YOU ignorant. I understand that it's not yours even though you thought it had merit on your thread.

 

My sensibilities are not all that sensitive. I have hide like a rhino after posting here for 5 years. I'm merely calling a spade a spade. I'm sorry for your loss as I am for the thousands of others on that day, but it doesn't make the statement any less ignorant. If it's pointy on the end, has a handle, and might be good for digging, well then......

 

It has the same ring of truth an Al Jazira story might have about ALL Christians being Snake Handlers or eating babies might have.

 

Well there's a picture. I guess that proves it....

[+Seasoned Warrior]

By any standard of measure, mine is superior.

 

You may find some signatures offensive but they are a reflection of what is important to the individual using the signature. This brings me to a question, what's with the homo-erotic avatar, its offensive!

[+mtn-man]

"Everthing I ever wanted to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11/01"

 

Having worked for Muslims for over 20 years and having MANY friends who are Muslim, that one is pretty durned ignorant.

 

That's not an opinion. That's a fact.

If you read it and not into it as I did, it is a simple statement and not a slam at all. A person has every right to learn or stop learning about anything he or she wants at any time.

 

Yes. Some people choose to be ignorant and then again some people choose to defend being ignorant. Sheesh.

I am not defending anything or anybody. It is not my signature. I lost a brother on that day it it kinda hit home for me. If this offends your sensitive sensibilities I will remove it if I can. I did not mean to offend anyone. Sheesh

The statement is ignorant. I'm not calling YOU ignorant. I understand that it's not yours even though you thought it had merit on your thread.

 

My sensibilities are not all that sensitive. I have hide like a rhino after posting here for 5 years. I'm merely calling a spade a spade. I'm sorry for your loss as I am for the thousands of others on that day, but it doesn't make the statement any less ignorant. If it's pointy on the end, has a handle, and might be good for digging, well then......

 

It has the same ring of truth an Al Jazira story might have about ALL Christians being Snake Handlers or eating babies might have.

 

(picture removed for brevity)

Well there's a picture. I guess that proves it....

OK kids, take it to email. Your opinions are noted. Back on topic.

[+gh patriot]

"Everthing I ever wanted to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11/01"

 

Having worked for Muslims for over 20 years and having MANY friends who are Muslim, that one is pretty durned ignorant.

 

That's not an opinion. That's a fact.

 

 

Everyone knows that Islam is the religion of peace.

[+Snoogans]

"Everthing I ever wanted to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11/01"

 

Having worked for Muslims for over 20 years and having MANY friends who are Muslim, that one is pretty durned ignorant.

 

That's not an opinion. That's a fact.

 

 

Everyone knows that Islam is the religion of peace.

 

I'm in agreement with mtn-man at this point. Start a thread in the OT forum if ya wanna continue this line of discussion.

 

Otherwise I see this thread getting locked with ME as clear winner of the best sig on the thread.

[+Tervas]

I use this on my local forum:

 

Every correctly built boy gets sometimes an irresistible crave for finding a hidden treasure.

(by Mark Twain in Tom Sawyer)

[+Snoogans]

I use this on my local forum:

 

Every correctly built boy gets sometimes an irresistible crave for finding a hidden treasure.

(by Mark Twain in Tom Sawyer)

 

Cool. And a tad bit prophetic since so many turn up in hidden treasures as travel bugs today.

 

Not a common Twain quote. I don't remember it from Tom Sawyer, but then, it has been about 32 years since I read it.

[GeoPirates2007]

Keep away from people who belittle your ambitions. Small people always can do that but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

- Mark Twain

[GeoPirates2007]

Two more:

Geocaching is like getting a double nipple titty twister

It can hurt like hell and you’re still having a dadgum good time.

 

And:

Democracy is when two wolves and a lamb decide what is for lunch

Liberty is when the Lamb is armed

[+lacey38655]

I like mine..

 

Tell him it is over there so you can find it.

[+sbell111]

I like mine. It gives me something to think about when I start to expect cache hiders to amuse me.

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. -Emerson

[+Thrak]

I just saw another one I liked:

Some people are like slinkies. Not much good for anything but bring a smile to your face when you push them downstairs!

 

Thank you Harry Dolphin for that one!

 

I've always liked that one.

[+StarBrand]

Prime Suspect.

 

Never mess with a geocacher. We know all the best places to hide a body.

I've always liked this one as well.

 

Credit for mine is actually my brother - he wrote most of it some years ago - I've always liked it.

[+Hockeyhick]

All are pretty cool!

 

I prefer my audio disclaimer below...

Edited November 28, 2007 by Hockeyhick

[+sbell111]

All are pretty cool!

 

I prefer my audio disclaimer below...

Sadly, it doesn't work.

[+9Key]

All are pretty cool!

 

I prefer my audio disclaimer below...

Sadly, it doesn't work.

pwn3d

[+Driver Carries Cache]

Always loved mine... don't remember where I found it. It always seemed to fit how some behave in internet forums.

 

 

When I'm on a firearms related forum, I use this one:

 

"Only a coward supports gun control. You know how to stop carjacking? Shoot the carjacker. If someone is going to kill me for my Buick, I'm gonna shoot until I'm out of ammo - and then I'll call 911." which is of course from Ted Nugent.

 

As for the ones I've seen here... I'll second the "slinky" one mentioned above. It never fails to make me grin

 

DCC

Edited November 27, 2007 by Driver Carries Cache

[+Too Tall John]

I use this on my local forum:

 

Every correctly built boy gets sometimes an irresistible crave for finding a hidden treasure.

(by Mark Twain in Tom Sawyer)

Love it!

 

Why else do we do this stuff?

 

Well, other than the exercise... and the views... and the voices in my head...

 

[+palser]

Here's mine from the back of my sig card.

 

"Jesus-the Original Geocacher!"

For the Son of Man is come to seek and to save that which was* lost. Luke 19:10

 

* I was a 'was' once!

[knowschad]

 

It has the same ring of truth an Al Jazira story might have about ALL Christians being Snake Handlers or eating babies might have.

 

 

My new tagline: "You got a problem with eating babies, Snoogans?"

Edited November 27, 2007 by knowschad

[+stites1]

I won't pretend it's one of the best, but I was inspired by this thread to acquire one. Hope you like it.

[+Hockeyhick]

Interesting...it works on all of the other messageboards.

 

Oh well, here is a direct link:

 

Audio sig file

[+Snoogans]

 

It has the same ring of truth an Al Jazira story might have about ALL Christians being Snake Handlers or eating babies might have.

 

 

My new tagline: "You got a problem with eating babies, Snoogans?"

 

Baby. The other, other white meat.

[+Snoogans]

 

It has the same ring of truth an Al Jazira story might have about ALL Christians being Snake Handlers or eating babies might have.

 

 

My new tagline: "You got a problem with eating babies, Snoogans?"

 

BTW- Yours wouldn't be the first one I inspired. I just ran across a post about an old sig that vtmtnman used to have that was from me:

 

"You are supposed to come to the forums so I can feed you what I want you to believe. Worship me dammit!"Snoogans

[+wesleykey]

Well, the idiot mods here let me have a certain "commercial" sig line for 6 months. I was then banned out of the blue without warning for having it. Then, later I noted that they added the sig line back after un-banning me. I don't know why it would be added back unless they wanted to play the same trick and ban me again. With that said, note my current sig line.

[+sbell111]

Well, the idiot mods here let me have a certain "commercial" sig line for 6 months. I was then banned out of the blue without warning for having it. Then, later I noted that they added the sig line back after un-banning me. I don't know why it would be added back unless they wanted to play the same trick and ban me again. With that said, note my current sig line.

With that said, you'll probably be banned again for calling the mods 'idiots'. Edited November 28, 2007 by sbell111

[+mtn-man]

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Nothing to see here, move along. The discussion should continue on...

Edited November 28, 2007 by mtn-man