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Worst themes ever for a cache


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So it's fun to put a cache together with a theme in mind. What about when the selection process breaks down along the way? What might be some terrible ideas forged into geocaches?

 

Twin Peaks cache: Featuring the Laura Palmer Travel Bug, the hardest part was hiking in with a human torso wrapped in plastic.

 

Marquis DeSade cache - Even when it's not snowing you're required to carry chains.

 

Pulp Fiction cache - Looks like the spider's caught a couple a' flies...

 

Raiders of the Lost Ark cache - Watch for snakes, and don't look at it when you open it.

 

Sturgis cache - For best results, wear a silver lame' jump suit and ride your Vespa.

 

Deliverance cache - Leave Ned home for this one.

 

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Originally posted by seneca:

I once suggested an "unwanted pet exchange" cache. The idea didn't go over very well.

 


 

Substitute "pets" with "parents" or "children" and you might have a winner....

 

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How about an odd sock cache? You could go there looking for a match.

 

Has anyone ever suggested a slightly used needle or crack pipe cache?

 

How about a cach that's just for the pens that you steal from banks, waiters, and supermarkets. Whoops! I already did one of those.

 

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Originally posted by Cracker7M:

How about the Cache Thats Not Really There Cache?.....


There's too many of those already.

 

What we need is a BOZO NO NO cache. The cache that has all the stuff that Jeremy doesn't want in caches in the first place.

 

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Enron cache- The description says it's full of valuables. In reality, the owners kept all the goods and left an empty box.

 

Jimmy Hoffa cache- It's somewhere, but nobody's giving out coordinates.

 

IRS cache- Find it or it will find you. Put all your money in it and take nothing.

 

Political candidate cache- Similar to Enron. Full of empty promises, ends up costing you.

 

O.J. Simpson cache- After a long, slow drive, you find an opening where a cache won't fit.

The cache didn't fit, so you must quit.

 

The Fair Trade cache- Has an armed guard posted to check your trade. Stickers for stickers, McToys for McToys. You will be allowed to trade down, ex. Rolex watch for a McToy, but you might have to pay off the guard.

 

Maps?!? I don't need no stinking maps! I got coordinates!

 

There's a fine line between Geocaching and mental illness, Im just not sure which side of the line I'm on!

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Originally posted by HappyFrog:

There was one where people traded CA raffle tickets. Guess it didn't go over well, because it was shut down. I wonder who got all the tickets??

 

HappyFrog


 

Raffle? or you mean Lottery?

You mean this one? It is still going strong.

 

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A badly-themed cache that actually exists: toothbrushes. Not so bad, you say? Well, the container is permanently mounted in cement (that means you can't dump it and dry it when it gets wet inside), and it's camouflaged under a damp, rotting stump. When we found that one, there was nothing in it I would've put in my mouth for a million bucks.

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Originally posted by Kite & Hawkeye:

When we found that one, there was nothing in it I would've put in my mouth for a million bucks.


Oh c'mon. One wash in the dishwasher and it should be good to go. icon_wink.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_eek.gif

 

How about "Things found in the back alley last night" cache?

 

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The Homeless Bathroom Cache

 

(not to be confused with Homeless Bathtub)

 

Also *the waste deposit for the sexual tryst cache*.

 

Till a voice, as bad as Conscience, rang interminable changes

On one everlasting Whisper day and night repeated -- so:

"Something hidden. Go and find it. Go and look behind the Ranges --

"Something lost behind the Ranges. Lost and waiting for you. Go!"

 

Rudyard Kipling , The Explorer 1898

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Toilet supplies cache

 

WMD - Weapons of Mass Destruction Cache - Trade firecrackers for AntiMatter bombs.

 

Very large Currency Exchange Cache.

 

Stolen Cache Cache, where you must steal a cache from somewhere, then leave it here.

 

Toxic Dump Cache

 

Burial cache thats a large cement box.

 

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quote:
Originally posted by Nochipra:

How about a sex toys cache? Sounds fun, huh?


 

That would start out great.... Hundred dollar blow up dolls in the original sealed package... By the time it was over, the no longer vibrating vibrator in the bottom would give everyone herpies. lol

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Originally posted by Nochipra:

How about a sex toys cache? Sounds fun, huh?


 

Funny, no one has logged it as found, yet it's got more traffic than all the other caches in the state...... icon_confused.gif

 

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How about a cat hairball cache?

 

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