Off-topic Forum

[+Tallahassee Lassie]

How in the world do I get to the off-topic forum?? I've looked, and it escapes me like a micro!

[+Miragee]

You have to become a Premium Member. One of the best perks to membership . . . along with the very useful Pocket Queries.

[bogleman]

You have to be a premium member - one of the perks. i've never been there

[+Team Cotati]

You have to become a Premium Member. One of the best perks to membership . . . along with the very useful Pocket Queries.

 

Crimminie I hope that you're kidding.

[+Ambrosia]

It's the only reason that I got a Premium Membership in the first place.

[+Team Cotati]

God save the world.

[+Airmapper]

Oh it's a carnival in there, try as I may I cannot get them to have a serious discussion at all.

[+Corp Of Discovery]

OT is a good pressure relief valve for forum angst.

[+Team Cotati]

Tell ya what Tallahassee Lassie. You get yourself one of those highly coveted Premium Memberships and cruise your self right over there. Let me know what you think, deal?

[+briansnat]

OT is a good pressure relief valve for forum angst.

 

A lot of fun there. Most other OT forums I visit on other websites get quite heated, but the OT here is largely a fun place with a big dose of silliness.

[+Airmapper]

Deal?.... Or No Deal?

[+Miragee]

Read this thread to get an idea what can happen over in OT.

[+Tallahassee Lassie]

Read this thread to get an idea what can happen over in OT.

 

Actually, that's the thread that got me looking in the first place!! I almost had a baby over that one, and I'm not even pregnant! I.LOVE.THE.PIG!!

[+dkwolf]

OT is a good pressure relief valve for forum angst.

 

A lot of fun there. Most other OT forums I visit on other websites get quite heated, but the OT here is largely a fun place with a big dose of silliness.

 

BrianSnat, you is da man.

 

Edited to correct inadvertant use of unapproved phrase.

Edited June 21, 2006 by dkwolf

[+TotemLake]

God save the world.

God did save the world... there. It's the only place you can really have a spontaeneous conversation without being moderated to stay on topic.

[+Ambrosia]

God save the world.

God did save the world... there. It's the only place you can really have a spontaeneous conversation without being moderated to stay on topic.

OBMB, I was just about to post that.

[+Team Cotati]

God save the world.

God did save the world... there. It's the only place you can really have a spontaeneous conversation without being moderated to stay on topic.

 

Hope that he hasn't checked in here lately, he'd be very disappointed. Spontaneous conversation? So THAT's what it is. Astounding.

Edited June 21, 2006 by Team Cotati

[+humanloofa]

Read this thread to get an idea what can happen over in OT.

 

Actually, that's the thread that got me looking in the first place!! I almost had a baby over that one, and I'm not even pregnant! I.LOVE.THE.PIG!!

Just don't let the pig hear you say that, he may want to love you back.

[+humanloofa]

Seriously the OT is a great place to escape, no fights, angst, and always lots of cheese.

[+TotemLake]

God save the world.

God did save the world... there. It's the only place you can really have a spontaeneous conversation without being moderated to stay on topic.

 

Hope that he hasn't checked in here lately, he'd be very disappointed. Spontaneous conversation? So THAT's what it is. Astounding.

That's okay Cotati. Some people just don't get it.

[+Snoogans]

The FIRST RULE of the O.T. Forum is: You don't talk about the O.T. Forum.

 

The SECOND RULE of the O.T. Forum is: You DON'T talk about the O.T. Forum.

 

And lastly, if it's your first day in the O.T. Forum, you HAVE to count Snooganses!

[+Torry]

Who's the one up there having my baby? I demand a DNA test before I pay a dime. ... ..... unless it's Brian. I'll claim that one.

[+sbell111]

Now you did it.

[+Snoogans]

Who's the one up there having my baby? I demand a DNA test before I pay a dime. ... ..... unless it's Brian. I'll claim that one.

 

[+Torry]

Don't listen to them.

 

The Off-Topic Forum is a site within the Groundspeak geocaching world where folks from all over the world gather virtually to share advice, anecdotes and recipe tips. Al Gore is coming by next week to discuss his new movie and show off his tattoos.

 

The site is monitored by the finest electronic scanning equipment known to man however a manual body cavity search is still mandatory. All language is filtered to exclude words such as "****." "****," "****-******," "*********doubledingdang******" and, of course "*" which is not a word but a consonant that has been banned for the funny sound it makes.

 

The individuals peopling the Off-topic Forum are mostly unpaid volunteers donatiing their time to Groundspeak in order to satisfy certain requrements of their home states' probationary and alternative sentencing programs. Our job is to maintain the site, feed the llamas and keep a ready stock of hamsters and mallets (there's a concert every Tuesday at 7:35, check local listings).

 

Each month Jeremy Irish will check in on us, leave a bucket of fish, dispose of the bodies and thank us for our fine services ... from a respectful and safe distance. Since he's usually wearing a HazMat suit and respirator we can't understand a word he's saying but it means a lot to us. There's usually a lot of drooling involved; we like fish.

 

I hope this has helped to clear things up.

 

Please help yourself to the punch and cookies.

[+Airmapper]

Who is on Pig watch today?

[+Airmapper]

A recent development has occurred, my late night studies in the Laboratory paid off and I have finally concocted a formula that works!!

 

[+Team JSAM]

Dont worry you are not missing anything, most topics in the OT forums are just a waste of time. IMO

 

What ever you do if you upgrade your membership and go to the OT forums make sure that under any circumstances no matter what they tell you....................... DONT.FEED.THE.PIG.UNLESS.IT.GIVES.YOU.MONEY.FIRST.

[+Miragee]

Don't listen to them.

 

The Off-Topic Forum is a site within the Groundspeak geocaching world where folks from all over the world gather virtually to share advice, anecdotes and recipe tips. Al Gore is coming by next week to discuss his new movie and show off his tattoos.

 

The site is monitored by the finest electronic scanning equipment known to man however a manual body cavity search is still mandatory. All language is filtered to exclude words such as "****." "****," "****-******," "*********doubledingdang******" and, of course "*" which is not a word but a consonant that has been banned for the funny sound it makes.

 

The individuals peopling the Off-topic Forum are mostly unpaid volunteers donatiing their time to Groundspeak in order to satisfy certain requrements of their home states' probationary and alternative sentencing programs. Our job is to maintain the site, feed the llamas and keep a ready stock of hamsters and mallets (there's a concert every Tuesday at 7:35, check local listings).

 

Each month Jeremy Irish will check in on us, leave a bucket of fish, dispose of the bodies and thank us for our fine services ... from a respectful and safe distance. Since he's usually wearing a HazMat suit and respirator we can't understand a word he's saying but it means a lot to us. There's usually a lot of drooling involved; we like fish.

 

I hope this has helped to clear things up.

 

Please help yourself to the punch and cookies.

DO.NOT.ACCEPT.FOOD.FROM.THE.PIG

 

[+Tallahassee Lassie]

Oh Mr. Piggy!! I wuvum you. Oh yes I do. I wuvum you like the birds wuv the worms and the snakes wuv the little hamsters. Come here you wittle bitty piggie! I'll be joining you soon in OT, my wittle Piggie.

 

(grabs the piggie and holds him to her ample bosom)

[+Airmapper]

I think I'm going to be sick

Edited June 21, 2006 by Airmapper

[+dkwolf]

Oh Mr. Piggy!! I wuvum you. Oh yes I do. I wuvum you like the birds wuv the worms and the snakes wuv the little hamsters. Come here you wittle bitty piggie! I'll be joining you soon in OT, my wittle Piggie.

 

(grabs the piggie and holds him to her ample bosom)

 

Ummm...Lep....I'd keep an eye on this one if I were you.........

[+Tallahassee Lassie]

Oh Mr. Piggy!! I wuvum you. Oh yes I do. I wuvum you like the birds wuv the worms and the snakes wuv the little hamsters. Come here you wittle bitty piggie! I'll be joining you soon in OT, my wittle Piggie.

 

(grabs the piggie and holds him to her ample bosom)

 

Ummm...Lep....I'd keep an eye on this one if I were you.........

 

:) :D

Little Piggy, Little Piggy, wherefore art thou, Little Piggy?

Deny that Brian and come to me, my Piggy!

:P :( :P

[+The Leprechauns]

Oh Mr. Piggy!! I wuvum you. Oh yes I do. I wuvum you like the birds wuv the worms and the snakes wuv the little hamsters. Come here you wittle bitty piggie! I'll be joining you soon in OT, my wittle Piggie.

 

(grabs the piggie and holds him to her ample bosom)

 

Ummm...Lep....I'd keep an eye on this one if I were you.........

I am already running away just as fast as my little feet will carry me.

 

 

But I don't seem to be getting anywhere!

 

Uh oh... look who's comin'!!!!!

 

[+Tallahassee Lassie]

 

You are my Piggy,

My only Piggy,

You make me happeeeee,

When skies are gray,

You'll never know dear,

How much I wuv you,

Please don't take my Piggy awaaaaay.

[+BlueDeuce]

OK, OK! I'll give you the three bucks myself. That'll give you a month in Cheer.

[+Tallahassee Lassie]

Well, I became a premium member so I can be with my beloved Piggy. You all take care, and don't forget to feed the pig.

[+Tallahassee Lassie]

Now it says that it might take 3-5 days for my subsription to go through, so I'll have to hang out here and wait for my Piggy.

 

And you,

You light up my life!

You give me hoooooope,

To carrry on!

You light up my days,

and fill my nights WITH SONG

[+humanloofa]

Oh good lord watch out she is stroking the pigs....er....ego. Everyone run for the hills.

[+RichardMoore]

(grabs the piggie and holds him to her ample bosom)

And that's the part that has all the guys checking her profile page for pictures.

[+Torry]

TOP TEN BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING THE PIG

 

10. I save about 15 minutes each day by not shaving the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin.

9. 20% family discount at the Piggly-Wiggly.

8. Great view on "Mini-skirt Day" in the office.

7. Often invited but never expected to show up early for barbecues.

6. I stew in my own juices and no one thinks anything's wrong with that.

5. Cops think it's an promotional stunt when I walk around town in women's underwear.

4. Once I root through the buffet it's all mine.

3. Kids think it's cool that i can lay down in a mud puddle any time I want.

2. The Betty Crocker people pay me to NOT mention their products.

1. Chicks dig me.

[+Airmapper]

[+Jhwk]

no - you just have to say no.

[+AndrewRJ]

Oh Mr. Piggy!! I wuvum you. Oh yes I do. I wuvum you like the birds wuv the worms and the snakes wuv the little hamsters. Come here you wittle bitty piggie! I'll be joining you soon in OT, my wittle Piggie.

 

(grabs the piggie and holds him to her ample bosom)

wow and i thought the pig was disturbed, she actually touched the.... Did she say ample bosom

 

Welcolm to OT!

[+Snoogans]

Oh Mr. Piggy!! I wuvum you. Oh yes I do. I wuvum you like the birds wuv the worms and the snakes wuv the little hamsters. Come here you wittle bitty piggie! I'll be joining you soon in OT, my wittle Piggie.

 

(grabs the piggie and holds him to her ample bosom)

wow and i thought the pig was disturbed, she actually touched the.... Did she say ample bosom

 

Welcolm to OT!

 

Yep!

 

You KNOW what this thread needs NOW???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some COWBELL!

 

[+TotemLake]

[+Tallahassee Lassie]

Gotta go visit my Piggy now.

Here I am Piggy! I'm coming to you!!

Edited June 23, 2006 by Tallahassee Lassie

[+Morgan's Marauders]

My children think you're all insane.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They're right!

[+Morgan's Marauders]

TOP TEN BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING THE PIG

 

10. I save about 15 minutes each day by not shaving the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin.

9. 20% family discount at the Piggly-Wiggly.

8. Great view on "Mini-skirt Day" in the office.

7. Often invited but never expected to show up early for barbecues.

6. I stew in my own juices and no one thinks anything's wrong with that.

5. Cops think it's an promotional stunt when I walk around town in women's underwear.

4. Once I root through the buffet it's all mine.

3. Kids think it's cool that i can lay down in a mud puddle any time I want.

2. The Betty Crocker people pay me to NOT mention their products.

1. Chicks dig me.

 

Teenaged Marauder says he envies you for #1 and 4!!!

[+Markwell]

Question has been answered. Let's please not bleed Off Topic into this forum.

 

If you are a premium member, the Off Topic forum is a location on Geocaching.com to discuss non-Geocaching stuff, and a place to be somewhat silly as well as insightful.