+aka Monkey Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 In the spirit of April Fools Day, here's a non-geocaching related item which is for all of you fools: Quote Link to comment
+Bull Moose Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Now if you could just find one on the usage of quotation marks we'd be set. My (least) favorite: Adding quotes for emphasis, like on a sign I recently saw that said: "No" dogs allowed. Quote Link to comment
+sept1c_tank Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 I always get a kick out of "men's room." Whaddup wit dat? "Men" is plural, so "men's" is a double-plural? But man's room doesn't really cut it either. Quote Link to comment
+GPSKitty Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Do you have one explaining effect and affect? That's where I get messed up. GPSKitty Quote Link to comment
+GPSKitty Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 I always get a kick out of "men's room." Whaddup wit dat? "Men" is plural, so "men's" is a double-plural? But man's room doesn't really cut it either. I try to stay out of the mens room. But I DID walk into one by accident once. Oooops. Sorry gentlemen. GPSKitty Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 OOOO! OOOO! OO! Do I get an "A"???? Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Thats a "good" comic, as far "as" comic's goeses. Now, do they address the problem of people calling it a "hot water heater"? Why the heck would you wanna heat hot water? Do they work for the Department of Redundancy Department where they work? Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 I always get kicked out of men's rooms. Whaddup wit dat? Quote Link to comment
+sept1c_tank Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 More Free Advice: Don't say anything you wouldn't want misquoted! Quote Link to comment
+Gorak Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 I always get a kick out of "men's room." Whaddup wit dat? "Men" is plural, so "men's" is a double-plural? But man's room doesn't really cut it either. "Men's room" is indicating the possesive, not the plural. It is a room that is for men, therefore it the the men's room. As the comic strip above states, an "apostrophe s" does not indicate plural. However, if the term "men's room" doesn't cut it for you, just call it "the can". Quote Link to comment
bug and snake Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Thats a "good" comic, as far "as" comic's goeses. Now, do they address the problem of people calling it a "hot water heater"? Why the heck would you wanna heat hot water? Do they work for the Department of Redundancy Department where they work? I would explain that to ya but I have to run out to the ATM machine - and I don't have an estimated ETA for coming back yet. Quote Link to comment
+Johnnie Stalkers Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Do they work for the Department of Redundancy Department where they work? ROFLMDAO! I think I just peed myself. Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Thats a "good" comic, as far "as" comic's goeses. Now, do they address the problem of people calling it a "hot water heater"? Why the heck would you wanna heat hot water? Do they work for the Department of Redundancy Department where they work? I would explain that to ya but I have to run out to the ATM machine - and I don't have an estimated ETA for coming back yet. Ok, thanks for responding with your reply to answer my question I asked. Quote Link to comment
+Stunod Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 In the spirit of April Fools Day, here's a non-geocaching related item which is for all of you fools: So, is it April Fools Day or April Fool's Day?? Is it a possesive fool, or multiple fools?? Quote Link to comment
+CYBret Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 (edited) Awwww, in the spirit of the April Fools...here's a Markwell.....or maybe a "Snazzwell" Markwellses'? Bret Edited April 2, 2004 by CYBret Quote Link to comment
+Gorak Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 So, is it April Fools Day or April Fool's Day??Is it a possesive fool, or multiple fools?? Technically, it should be April Fools' Day. Quote Link to comment
+fizzymagic Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Do you have one explaining effect and affect? That's where I get messed up. Quite simple: affect is a verb. You can affect someone's ability to find a cache. Effect is a noun. Your effect on someone's ability to find a cache can be considerable. Of course, naturally, there is a verb form of effect and a noun form of affect, but they are both relatively rare. But just to be complete: politicians try to effect change. Your affect is the way you display your emotions. But, as I said, the first two are by far the most common uses, so just remember that rule and you'll be fine the vast majority of the time. Quote Link to comment
bug and snake Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 In South Wales, where I used to live, they say things like: 'I'll be there now, in a minute' 'Who's coat is this jacket?' 'See those two houses? Well, I live in the middle one.....' OK, the last one is a slight exageration but the others are true. Now, 'hold these two women while I count them, look you!' Quote Link to comment
Cholo Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 I always get a kick out of "men's room." Whaddup wit dat? Dat's da mensa room....in Indiana. Quote Link to comment
+New England n00b Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 see i never get my punctuation right so from now on i am just gooing to type in all lowercase letters with no punction isn't that so much easier to read i swear it brings a tear to my eye if you know what i mean Quote Link to comment
+SamLowrey Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 I never know what is right when making something that ends in an "s" into possessive. I vaguely remember it was that you place the apostrophe after the "s" but that just doesn't look right. For example: A cat owned by Williams - Williams' cat? Quote Link to comment
+Divine Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 I never know what is right when making something that ends in an "s" into possessive. I vaguely remember it was that you place the apostrophe after the "s" but that just doesn't look right. For example: A cat owned by Williams - Williams' cat? A simple aposthrope is used with plural nouns ending in s (geocachers' meeting), and other names that end in s can take both a simple aposthrope or 's. So both Williams' cat and Williams's cat are correct. Quote Link to comment
+Jamie Z Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 For example: A cat owned by Williams - Williams' cat? Yes, that is correct. I just never know how to pronounce that! Jamie Quote Link to comment
+GeckoGeek Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 Thats a "good" comic, as far "as" comic's goeses. Now, do they address the problem of people calling it a "hot water heater"? Why the heck would you wanna heat hot water? Do they work for the Department of Redundancy Department where they work? Or pair of dice. "Dice" is already plural. I've never played a game that required four die. Quote Link to comment
+MaisOui & Avrohead Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 (edited) Wait, wait, though! it's = it is or it has, while its = belonging to it, as in "Let me tell you about my car. It's red and has a MADD ribbon on its antenna. It's been driven all over Canada." That's (er, that is... ) one of those things that I have just had to cram into my brain with all of the other useful stuff going on in there. I don't know a trick for remembering it. Maisoui Edit because I just remembered something else that was crammed into my brain! Edited April 3, 2004 by MaisOui & Avrohead Quote Link to comment
+aka Monkey Posted April 3, 2004 Author Share Posted April 3, 2004 Or pair of dice. "Dice" is already plural. I've never played a game that required four die. But the singular of dice is die. "He rolled the die." Hopefully you don't get up in the morning and put on a pair of pant. Quote Link to comment
+Imajika Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 I've never played a game that required four die. Super geek chick here! Obviously YOU have never played D&D. I'm talking about OLD D&D...pencils, paper, hex maps, etc. Ah! Drunk D&D nights. Now that was some fun! :P Quote Link to comment
kc2ixe Posted April 3, 2004 Share Posted April 3, 2004 I've never played a game that required four die. Super geek chick here! Obviously YOU have never played D&D. I'm talking about OLD D&D...pencils, paper, hex maps, etc. Ah! Drunk D&D nights. Now that was some fun! :P Met my wife playing the Old D&D - NOT AD&D - the REAL old one - small books, Chainmail combat system... Sigh Quote Link to comment
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