+Hobo2 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 (edited) You know you’re a redneck when… You know what Geocaching means. The first thing you do in the morning is check who visited your cache. The second thing you do is check Groundspeek Forums. Your computers history is nothing but geocaching.com. You have a cache in your yard. You would rather go Geocaching than sit on a beach in Hawaii. The only time you’ll take the wife/husband anywhere is if it’s Geocaching. You mortgaged your house for a 4X4 so you can do more extensive Geocaching. You get excited just about finding a silly logbook. You put off chores that need to be done to go Geocaching. You met your wife/husband Geocaching. Your dog has learned how to sniff out caches now. You take your in-laws for a drive but only point out potential hiding places. You volunteer to go to the store with your wife only because you want to find more cache containers. Your first topic of conversation with anyone is Geocaching. You whair Geocaching clothing… all the time. If you are looking at this and respond to it. Please fill free to add anything to this, lets see how big it gets you rednecks. Edited January 18, 2007 by Hobo2 Quote Link to comment
+scottpa100 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I guess I must be a rednec... not quite there yet. I think I do almost all of them except the last two! Where are the tablets?!!!! Quote Link to comment
+Hobo2 Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 I guess I must be a rednec... not quite there yet. I think I do almost all of them except the last two! Where are the tablets?!!!! I don't know what tablets are??? Quote Link to comment
+Kit Fox Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 A redneck, or a geocacher? You might be a Geocacher if you can instantly recall every repeat thread in the forums. You might be a geocacher if... You Might Be A Geocacher If............, share your thought. You Know You Are Addicted To Geocaching When... You Know You're a Geocacher when... You May be a "Geocaching Junky If" Quote Link to comment
+Tahoein' Bunch Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I guess I must be a rednec... not quite there yet. I think I do almost all of them except the last two! Where are the tablets?!!!! I don't know what tablets are??? I Think the small log books......Hey the cache in s not in my front yard it's under my house next to front axle and 10 Cache Hounds......Sheesh what ya'all thinks we aint edumakted out here in Cailifonias.... That was a funny post Thank you Greg Quote Link to comment
+Hobo2 Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 (edited) You know you’re a redneck when… You know what Geocaching means. The first thing you do in the morning is check who visited your cache. The second thing you do is check Groundspeek Forums. Your computers history is nothing but geocaching.com. You have a cache in your yard. You would rather go Geocaching than sit on a beach in Hawaii. The only time you’ll take the wife/husband anywhere is if it’s Geocaching. You mortgaged your house for a 4X4 so you can do more extensive Geocaching. You get excited just about finding a silly logbook. You put off chores that need to be done to go Geocaching. You met your wife/husband Geocaching. Your dog has learned how to sniff out caches now. You take your in-laws for a drive but only point out potential hiding places. You volunteer to go to the store with your wife only because you want to find more cache containers. Your first topic of conversation with anyone is Geocaching. You wear Geocaching clothing… all the time. If you are looking at this and respond to it. If now all you see is the ground when walking in the woods. Please fill free to add anything to this, lets see how big it gets you rednecks. Edited January 19, 2007 by Hobo2 Quote Link to comment
+vaddynwashere Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Containers drive me insane. I find them everywhere and I can't resist buying them. AAAAAAAARGH Quote Link to comment
+jasond Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 You know you're a redneck when you turn in a short story on GCK29P for your fiction writing class... Quote Link to comment
+Renegade Knight Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 You know your a reneck if you shoot caches. Quote Link to comment
+scottpa100 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I guess I must be a rednec... not quite there yet. I think I do almost all of them except the last two! Where are the tablets?!!!! I don't know what tablets are??? Sorry, a 'Britishism'. You might call them pills? Quote Link to comment
+edscott Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 You know you’re a redneck when…... Please fill free to add anything to this, lets see how big it gets you rednecks. You hide a cache in a magnetic key holder.. under the fender of a junk car... up on blocks... behind your doublewide. Quote Link to comment
+Tahoein' Bunch Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 You know you’re a redneck when…... Please fill free to add anything to this, lets see how big it gets you rednecks. You hide a cache in a magnetic key holder.. under the fender of a junk car... up on blocks... behind your doublewide. That's at my Inlaws Trailer...... .10 a mile from my trailer.... Quote Link to comment
+Hobo2 Posted January 19, 2007 Author Share Posted January 19, 2007 You know you’re a redneck when… You know what Geocaching means. The first thing you do in the morning is check who visited your cache. The second thing you do is check Groundspeek Forums. Your computers history is nothing but geocaching.com. You have a cache in your yard. You would rather go Geocaching than sit on a beach in Hawaii. The only time you’ll take the wife/husband anywhere is if it’s Geocaching. You mortgaged your house for a 4X4 so you can do more extensive Geocaching. You get excited just about finding a silly logbook. You put off chores that need to be done to go Geocaching. You met your wife/husband Geocaching. Your dog has learned how to sniff out caches now. You take your in-laws for a drive but only point out potential hiding places. You volunteer to go to the store with your wife only because you want to find more cache containers. Your first topic of conversation with anyone is Geocaching. You whair Geocaching clothing… all the time. If you are looking at this and respond to it. Please fill free to add anything to this, lets see how big it gets you rednecks. Quote Link to comment
Col. Angus Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 You Knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww yer a redneck when...... Yer coord. consist of: " over yonder ", " side the tree ", " ritecheer, I sweer, it was ritecheer a minute ago.", " over by my mamma's house " Quote Link to comment
flyboyty Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Containers drive me insane. I find them everywhere and I can't resist buying them. AAAAAAAARGH The local Army Navy sells ammo cans but they cost a fortune because cachers buy them all up. WE HAVE A SHORTAGE!!!! I cant ever find them at yard sales anymore, as soon as one is put out in the yard, its snatched up. SO... if anyone has some extras they want to get rid of cheap, lemme know please! Ty Boise, Idaho Famous potatos and Boise State Football Quote Link to comment
+Renegade Knight Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 You know you’re a redneck when… You leave behind as many keystone cans as you CITO'd out. Quote Link to comment
+NickRac Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I don't think redneck is the appropriate title... Quote Link to comment
+TheAlabamaRambler Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 You know you’re a redneck when… You know what Geocaching means. - Yep! The first thing you do in the morning is check who visited your cache. - Yep! The second thing you do is check Groundspeek Forums. - Yep! Your computers history is nothing but geocaching.com. - Well, that and DixieCachers.com! You have a cache in your yard. - Yep! You would rather go Geocaching than sit on a beach in Hawaii. - Yep! The only time you’ll take the wife/husband anywhere is if it’s Geocaching. - She doesn't cache, I need to trade for a new one! You mortgaged your house for a 4X4 so you can do more extensive Geocaching. - Didn't mortgage the house, but did buy the 4x4 CacheMobile! You get excited just about finding a silly logbook. - Yep! You put off chores that need to be done to go Geocaching. - Yep! You met your wife/husband Geocaching. - No Your dog has learned how to sniff out caches now. - No, my dog couldn't find water if he fell out of the boat. You take your in-laws for a drive but only point out potential hiding places. - Yep You volunteer to go to the store with your wife only because you want to find more cache containers. - Yep, done it! Your first topic of conversation with anyone is Geocaching. - Yep! You wear Geocaching clothing… all the time. - Yep, jeans all the time an ready to roll! If you are looking at this and respond to it. - Yep! I guess that all qualifies me - what did I win? Quote Link to comment
+Hobo2 Posted January 19, 2007 Author Share Posted January 19, 2007 You know you’re a redneck when… You know what Geocaching means. - Yep! The first thing you do in the morning is check who visited your cache. - Yep! The second thing you do is check Groundspeek Forums. - Yep! Your computers history is nothing but geocaching.com. - Well, that and DixieCachers.com! You have a cache in your yard. - Yep! You would rather go Geocaching than sit on a beach in Hawaii. - Yep! The only time you’ll take the wife/husband anywhere is if it’s Geocaching. - She doesn't cache, I need to trade for a new one! You mortgaged your house for a 4X4 so you can do more extensive Geocaching. - Didn't mortgage the house, but did buy the 4x4 CacheMobile! You get excited just about finding a silly logbook. - Yep! You put off chores that need to be done to go Geocaching. - Yep! You met your wife/husband Geocaching. - No Your dog has learned how to sniff out caches now. - No, my dog couldn't find water if he fell out of the boat. You take your in-laws for a drive but only point out potential hiding places. - Yep You volunteer to go to the store with your wife only because you want to find more cache containers. - Yep, done it! Your first topic of conversation with anyone is Geocaching. - Yep! You wear Geocaching clothing… all the time. - Yep, jeans all the time an ready to roll! If you are looking at this and respond to it. - Yep! I guess that all qualifies me - what did I win? We all suffer now from this affliction! Quote Link to comment
+Kryten Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 You know you're a redneck when your wife, your mother and your sister add up to less than three people Quote Link to comment
+TheAlabamaRambler Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 "I'm My Own Grandpa" Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three, I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life, now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife. to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad, and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother. Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run, and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son. my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue, because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too. Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild, and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild, cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa! In before lock! Quote Link to comment
+Bad_CRC Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 when everyone you know knows all about geocaching. Quote Link to comment
+edscott Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 geocaching has nothing to do with me being a redneck. Learned to drive on "red dog" roads. If you have to ask you never been there. Neighbors used the Sunday paper comics as wallpaper. I thought that was cool to be able to read the funnies any day of the week. I was too young to realize they were from 2 years ago... Had to ford the creek to get to town. Quote Link to comment
+Hobo2 Posted January 20, 2007 Author Share Posted January 20, 2007 "I'm My Own Grandpa" Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three, I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life, now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife. to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad, and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother. Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run, and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son. my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue, because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too. Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild, and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild, cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa! In before lock! Funny, funny stuff, if you don't mind I am going to copy this and pass it on Quote Link to comment
+gh patriot Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 If you use a 30 cal. ammo box for a lunch box, you might be a redneck Quote Link to comment
+Cache Heads Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 (edited) You know you’re a redneck when… ...you're smart enough to use a GPS but you still voted for Bush? (ibtl) Edited January 20, 2007 by Cache Heads Quote Link to comment
+BlueDeuce Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 You know you’re a redneck when… You are using your John Deere 520 to help those 'It's a jeep thing' people to get out of the mud. (Oh, the 520 was made in 1957 and the jeep wasn't.) Quote Link to comment
Keystone Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 You know you’re a redneck when… You leave behind as many keystone cans as you CITO'd out. Hey! My behind *is* a Keystone can. Reminder (not addressed to RK): Despite the choice of topic title, posts to this thread must relate to geocaching. Or at least redneck geocaching. Thanks. Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 (edited) Despite the choice of topic title, posts to this thread must relate to geocaching. Or at least redneck geocaching. Thanks. I gots me a couple a them there redneck caches. Check 'em out and check the map. They're all in BFE. I mean ta say it's allll relative out that-a-way if'n ya know whatuhmean..... The caches in question are Row versus Wade and Banjo Music aka Why is Daddy Crying? on terracaching.com. The last 'un ain't so hard as them others, Willow Creek Family "Outing." THIS is my warning on Banjo Music: READ THIS CACHE PAGE CAREFULLY IF'N YA DON'T WANNA SQUEAL LIKE A PIG! Edited January 20, 2007 by Snoogans Quote Link to comment
FlagFinder Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 you know your a redneck if you eat PB&J 3 times a day you know your a redneck (or a terrorist) if you go dumpsterdiving to find hunks of PVC pipe Quote Link to comment
+nutlady Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 What are geocaching cloths? I missed geocache 101, obviously. Most of the year I wear shorts and thongs....the SHOES that is......beauty of that is that I dont get any stickery things stuck anywhere but i itch for days.....ok, maybe a toss up. But if i get enough foxtails in my shoes I just toss them out of frustration. Quote Link to comment
CoyoteRed Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Personally, I would have never thought being a redneck and geocaching would have mixed. It seems as though all of my relatives think any viable recreational activity involves putting food on the table in one form or another. Quote Link to comment
+TheAlabamaRambler Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Personally, I would have never thought being a redneck and geocaching would have mixed. It seems as though all of my relatives think any viable recreational activity involves putting food on the table in one form or another. My hunting and fishing buddies think I have lost my mind - they can't understand hunting for something you can't eat! Quote Link to comment
+Hobo2 Posted January 20, 2007 Author Share Posted January 20, 2007 If you use a 30 cal. ammo box for a lunch box, you might be a redneck Quote Link to comment
+halffast Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 I dont consider myself a redneck geo cache although I live 18 miles from the nearest town in a moble home with 15 junk vehicles in the front yard,and 15 50 cal ammo cans stacked in the chicken coop just waiting for spring placement. Quote Link to comment
+TheAlabamaRambler Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 I dont consider myself a redneck geo cache although I live 18 miles from the nearest town in a moble home with 15 junk vehicles in the front yard,and 15 50 cal ammo cans stacked in the chicken coop just waiting for spring placement. Um, dude, I have some bad news for you... that shoe fits! Quote Link to comment
geocache obsessed Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 dadgum, someone needs to learn to spell. Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 dadgum, someone needs to learn to spell. This here is the rednek thread. Bad speelin' is rednek pentamiter. Dont ya know nuthin'? Quote Link to comment
+edscott Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 (edited) "I'm My Own Grandpa" Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three, I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life, now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife. to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad, and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother. Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run, and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son. my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue, because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too. Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild, and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild, cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa! In before lock! Funny, funny stuff, if you don't mind I am going to copy this and pass it on Actually they are lyrics to a song from maybe 70-80 years ago called "I'm My Own Grandpa". He don't own 'em. edit.. adding word "Geocaching" to be sure I'm still on topic Edited January 21, 2007 by edscott Quote Link to comment
kanakajeep Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 You know you’re a redneck when… You would rather go Geocaching than sit on a beach in Hawaii. If you are looking at this and respond to it. Please fill free to add anything to this, lets see how big it gets you rednecks. Hey, several of my caches are along beaches in Hawaii! Y'all come and spend a while. Aloha! Quote Link to comment
FlagFinder Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 only if u pay lol Quote Link to comment
+Super_Nate Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Someone has the signature line that cracks me up.....I don't remember who it is wo instead of saying that this is an original joke that I came up with, I'll just say that it is off of someone's signature line. You might be a redneck geocacher if your car gets stolen and you report it to the police as being muggled. Quote Link to comment
+hairball45 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 If my memory serves me right Mark Twain originated the "My own Grandpaw" in an essay illustrating same. (hairball opens a second browser window) Yup, Google agrees. Quote Link to comment
+tumnus777 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 (edited) if the first thing you say to some one is : i ues mulit billion military satilites in outer space to hunt tupperwhere in the woods. what do you do??? thats me Edited January 22, 2007 by tumnus777 Quote Link to comment
+Hobo2 Posted January 22, 2007 Author Share Posted January 22, 2007 Someone has the signature line that cracks me up.....I don't remember who it is wo instead of saying that this is an original joke that I came up with, I'll just say that it is off of someone's signature line. You might be a redneck geocacher if your car gets stolen and you report it to the police as being muggled. Great line thanks for sending, oh ya, TFS. Quote Link to comment
+Hobo2 Posted January 22, 2007 Author Share Posted January 22, 2007 if the first thing you say to some one is : i ues mulit billion military satilites in outer space to hunt tupperwhere in the woods. what do you do??? thats me Sounds close to a Jepardy question. Quote Link to comment
+lacey38655 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 You know you are a redneck firefighter when: You have a grass and woods fire, you know there is a cache over there. You spray the water to save cache, then put out the fire. You will bypass a housefire to be FTF You drive the firetruck to caches Your redneck dog beats you to the caches, because your firetruck is to slow. Your firetruck has the bee dance going on! (water in the tank makes the truck rock back and forth) You are supergeocacher, under your turnouts you wear geocaching clothes. READY AT A MOMENTS NOTICE. With your turnouts on, helmet on, fire raging behind you. You spit tobacco, smoke a ciggerate, hold a beer can in the right hand, GPS in the left hand, you hold the flashlight with your neck, all at the same time, while signing the log book. Quote Link to comment
+Hobo2 Posted January 23, 2007 Author Share Posted January 23, 2007 You know you are a redneck firefighter when: You have a grass and woods fire, you know there is a cache over there. You spray the water to save cache, then put out the fire. You will bypass a housefire to be FTF You drive the firetruck to caches Your redneck dog beats you to the caches, because your firetruck is to slow. Your firetruck has the bee dance going on! (water in the tank makes the truck rock back and forth) You are supergeocacher, under your turnouts you wear geocaching clothes. READY AT A MOMENTS NOTICE. With your turnouts on, helmet on, fire raging behind you. You spit tobacco, smoke a ciggerate, hold a beer can in the right hand, GPS in the left hand, you hold the flashlight with your neck, all at the same time, while signing the log book. Quote Link to comment
+edscott Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 If my memory serves me right Mark Twain originated the "My own Grandpaw" in an essay illustrating same. (hairball opens a second browser window) Yup, Google agrees. Ahaa, but the lyrics quoted were from Dwight Latham and Moe Jaffe, 1947, long after Mark Twain had gasped his last. Google has a bigger memory than mine, but every once in a while there is a gap. Now can this somehow be herded back toward the topic? Topic? What was the topic???? Quote Link to comment
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