+jht1212 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 What are the purposes of pole skirts? I looked on the Internet and nothing could answer my question. If you know please respond Quote Link to comment
+BlackRose67 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Usually they simply cover the mounting bolts and/or electrical connections. Quote Link to comment
+Gitchee-Gummee Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 1] To conceal Polish private parts? 2] To conceal micro-caches? 3] To keep squirrels outta da bird-feeder? 4] Aesthetics? Quote Link to comment
+Ms.Scrabbler Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Usually they simply cover the mounting bolts and/or electrical connections. and the film canisters Quote Link to comment
+pppingme Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 In most cases its simply for trim, no real purpose, in a few cases it acts as a j-box (hides electrical wiring/junctions) but even thats rare. But, with their creator being a cacher himself, their main purpose is to hide micros's. Quote Link to comment
jholly Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 What are the purposes of pole skirts? I looked on the Internet and nothing could answer my question. If you know please respond They were installed so there is a convent place to hide a film can for a lame wally world hide. Quote Link to comment
+niraD Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 As others have indicated, it's generally cosmetic. Like a fence post cap, a pole skirt just makes the installation look more "finished". Quote Link to comment
+Viajero Perdido Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Probably to keep the bolts from corroding in the rain. Quote Link to comment
+BAMBOOZLE Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 What we call " skirt's " are actually escutcheons and are used throughout construction projects. They are decorative trim used to conceal nuts, bolts, wiring, sprinkler heads, etc. Quote Link to comment
Luckless Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Something worn while pole dancing.... Quote Link to comment
Clan Riffster Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Many years ago, a rather progressive lamp post builder learned about this great hobby, where folks would use GPS devices to hunt for ammo cans in amazing environments. Being an observant fellow, he noticed that there were a few folks hiding geocacher who were utterly lacking in creativity. He felt that these inspirationally deprived folks were at a significant disadvantage, in that there weren't enough really crappy places to hide their vacuous hides. In an effort to redress this blatant inequity, they designed these little, metal, lift up thingies to go over the unattractive bolts which hold lamp posts to their bases. Poof! In no time, the world was covered n lame hiding spots. Quote Link to comment
+edscott Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Many years ago, a rather progressive lamp post builder learned about this great hobby, where folks would use GPS devices to hunt for ammo cans in amazing environments. Being an observant fellow, he noticed that there were a few folks hiding geocacher who were utterly lacking in creativity. He felt that these inspirationally deprived folks were at a significant disadvantage, in that there weren't enough really crappy places to hide their vacuous hides. In an effort to redress this blatant inequity, they designed these little, metal, lift up thingies to go over the unattractive bolts which hold lamp posts to their bases. Poof! In no time, the world was covered n lame hiding spots. You forgot the part about the research that was required to find the exact design that was required to make that extremely annoying sound as it is slid up the pole. Quote Link to comment
+Gitchee-Gummee Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 You forgot the part about the research that was required to find the exact design that was required to make that extremely annoying sound as it is slid up the pole. But that was the easy part... fingernails on the blackboard (chalkboard later). It is a forgotten sound, today. Quote Link to comment
+wmpastor Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Probably to keep the bolts from corroding in the rain. Or to prevent people from getting cut by brushing against the rough end of the bolt as they rushed through the parking lot on the way to the latest "sale." Quote Link to comment
+wmpastor Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 What are the purposes of pole skirts? I looked on the Internet and nothing could answer my question. If you know please respond They were installed so there is a convent place to hide a film can for a lame wally world hide. I wonder if a reviewer would okay a 4.5-difficulty hide at the TOP of a lamppost?! Quote Link to comment
+Bunya Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 (edited) Many years ago, a rather progressive lamp post builder learned about this great hobby, where folks would use GPS devices to hunt for ammo cans in amazing environments. Being an observant fellow, he noticed that there were a few folks hiding geocacher who were utterly lacking in creativity. He felt that these inspirationally deprived folks were at a significant disadvantage, in that there weren't enough really crappy places to hide their vacuous hides. In an effort to redress this blatant inequity, they designed these little, metal, lift up thingies to go over the unattractive bolts which hold lamp posts to their bases. Poof! In no time, the world was covered n lame hiding spots. I think your belief that LPCs are known worldwide is a bit misplaced. In Australia they (the skirts) are not widely used. I wasn't sure what one was until I found this picture: Edited September 8, 2013 by Bunya Quote Link to comment
+Ben0w Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 In Germany the public and most of the private/business owned lamp poles are totally buried within concrete fundaments - they don't have bolts and they don't need skirts. Even if I'm sure there may be some of these somewhere, I don't remember seeing one in my life in Germany. So we seem to miss a great opportunity for hides here... BTW: The abbreviation "LPC" here mostly is used for the term "Leit-Planken Cache" (german for guard rail cache) and would describe a more or less annoying cache hide as well. However, in some german regions/forums "LPC" stands for "Lost Place Cache" and so could be a bit misleading for the uninformed reader. Quote Link to comment
+MartyBartfast Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 (edited) What are the purposes of pole skirts? I looked on the Internet and nothing could answer my question. If you know please respond They were installed so there is a convent place to hide a film can for a lame wally world hide. I wonder if a reviewer would okay a 4.5-difficulty hide at the TOP of a lamppost?! Yep, http://coord.info/GC3CPD7 (look at the image gallery) Edited September 8, 2013 by MartyBartfast Quote Link to comment
+OZ2CPU Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 before first time I came to USA, I never seen lamppost skirts before :-) now I know all about them.. geocaching is a great source of education and wisdom. Quote Link to comment
+BAMBOOZLE Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Many years ago, a rather progressive lamp post builder learned about this great hobby, where folks would use GPS devices to hunt for ammo cans in amazing environments. Being an observant fellow, he noticed that there were a few folks hiding geocacher who were utterly lacking in creativity. He felt that these inspirationally deprived folks were at a significant disadvantage, in that there weren't enough really crappy places to hide their vacuous hides. In an effort to redress this blatant inequity, they designed these little, metal, lift up thingies to go over the unattractive bolts which hold lamp posts to their bases. Poof! In no time, the world was covered n lame hiding spots. More negativity but in some parts true. Many years ago I was looking for a cache at an Arkansas rest stop. We were about to give up when something made my wife look under that skirt....it was one of those WOW moments.....you overlook those things all your life. Every cacher I talked to has said the same thing....then after a couple of years, voila, a LPC overload......a classic overuse of a decent idea. Quote Link to comment
Clan Riffster Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Many years ago, a rather progressive lamp post builder learned about this great hobby, where folks would use GPS devices to hunt for ammo cans in amazing environments. Being an observant fellow, he noticed that there were a few folks hiding geocacher who were utterly lacking in creativity. He felt that these inspirationally deprived folks were at a significant disadvantage, in that there weren't enough really crappy places to hide their vacuous hides. In an effort to redress this blatant inequity, they designed these little, metal, lift up thingies to go over the unattractive bolts which hold lamp posts to their bases. Poof! In no time, the world was covered n lame hiding spots. More negativity but in some parts true. Many years ago I was looking for a cache at an Arkansas rest stop. We were about to give up when something made my wife look under that skirt....it was one of those WOW moments.....you overlook those things all your life. Every cacher I talked to has said the same thing....then after a couple of years, voila, a LPC overload......a classic overuse of a decent idea. My first LPC was not what one would call a "Wow" moment. Quite the opposite, in fact. I'm not sure if I should blame my then existing sense of entitlement, or if I was just naive, but my first several dozen finds, just randomly pushing the 'Find Next' button, brought me to interesting locations, with containers large enough for swag. I got to the point where that's what I believed caching was all about. My next button push seemed to be taking me to a parking lot of a big box store. I was initially excited, thinking there must be something interesting in the parking lot that I never noticed during my muggle days. As I turned in, the distance and direction seemed to be pointing at a lamp post. Okay, now I'm thinking I must've fumbled the coords. Surely, no one would be so utterly devoid of creativity to bring me to a lamp post, no different from the other 80 bajillion lamp posts in this 500 acres of sweltering blacktop. That must be it! I messed up a digit... Feeling a bit abashed for thinking so poorly of the cache owner, I decided to check the only hiding spot at ground zero, just in case. You guessed it. Under the skirt was the typical soggy log film can so common to the breed. (Sigh...) I didn't even log it. I just drove away, shaking my head. But there is a bright side. Never again can you say that every cache owner you ever met thought their first LPC hide was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Quote Link to comment
+Chief301 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 My first LPC, wasn't. I hadn't yet discovered the "secret" and I DNF'd a cache behind the local Wally World (twice) with not a clue that you could actually lift those things up. When I did finally come to the realization of LPC's, I eagerly returned to the Wally World with my newfound information, lifted up the skirt triumphantly, and....nothing. A bit more searching and I found it under a fence post cap about 10 feet away 😳 LPC's are pretty stale for me now, but I still love it when I get an opportunity to show one to one of my muggle friends. For them it's a surprise Quote Link to comment
+geodarts Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 My first LPC was not what one would call a "Wow" moment. . . (Sigh...)I didn't even log it. I just drove away, shaking my head. Are you sure that was not a "wow moment." I had one just the other day. I drove by a cache with an interesting name, discovered it was on private property in front of an even more private gate, shook my head, and sighed "wow." Your explanation of pole skirts is the best I have seen. I had always assumed that they existed to give the pole skirt manufacturers something to do. As to caching, I lacked your foresight and thought the first one I found was an act of genius and later added it to my favorite list because sometimes I have a warped sense of irony. I have seen some with dioramas inside, and others where the skirt is just a decoy for a container at the top of the post. But these days, the skirt hides give me reason to go elsewhere. So perhaps that is one of their purposes. Quote Link to comment
+TeamRabbitRun Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I think your belief that LPCs are known worldwide is a bit misplaced. In Australia they (the skirts) are not widely used. I wasn't sure what one was until I found this picture: That's hysterical. I wish I could take credit for this, but I can't. Some time ago I found a picture like this somewhere connected to the GS site in a "caption contest", and the suggested caption read, "Does this skirt make my cache look big?" Quote Link to comment
Clan Riffster Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment
+Cache O'Plenty Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Around here most of the newer shopping centers have taken to screwing the skirts in place or actually using construction adhesive to attach them. I assume one reason for the latter is to reduce the insect infestations that occur in the wetter areas near the edges of the parking lots (near trees/landscape and sprinklers). Or, they just want to make it harder for geocachers. Most commercial real estate managers would say no to caches on the property due to liability issues. We have one nearby large commercial center where the security guards actually have a GC.com membership and get notifications of newly placed caches. Yes, they even paid for a Premium Membership. Then they remove them (or watch for cachers to confront). Quote Link to comment
+suchanana Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Many years ago, a rather progressive lamp post builder learned about this great hobby, where folks would use GPS devices to hunt for ammo cans in amazing environments. Being an observant fellow, he noticed that there were a few folks hiding geocacher who were utterly lacking in creativity. He felt that these inspirationally deprived folks were at a significant disadvantage, in that there weren't enough really crappy places to hide their vacuous hides. In an effort to redress this blatant inequity, they designed these little, metal, lift up thingies to go over the unattractive bolts which hold lamp posts to their bases. Poof! In no time, the world was covered n lame hiding spots. You forgot the part about the research that was required to find the exact design that was required to make that extremely annoying sound as it is slid up the pole. But that was the easy part... fingernails on the blackboard (chalkboard later). It is a forgotten sound, today. guys, you just made my dismal day a bit brighter... truly laughing out loud as i'm looking for the nonexistent forum "like" button Quote Link to comment
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