+DashleyRVA Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 I'll take the cheese, and leave some geomouse droppings. I'll take those droppings and use them to clone the mouse which they came from which will lead to the cure of bad smelling feet. And I will leave my toenail clippings. Link to comment
+MoonCatKDT & Peanut Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 fantastic. I'll take those clippings and add them to my vast collection. I will then leave a tuft of geo-husky fur, cause you know, she's shedding. Everywhere. Link to comment
+LizzyHoops Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 fantastic. I'll take those clippings and add them to my vast collection. I will then leave a tuft of geo-husky fur, cause you know, she's shedding. Everywhere. I'll take that geo-husky fur, tie a string around it and let my cat play with it, She loves furry toys! I'll leave you the wisker she shed last week. Link to comment
+QuiltinNana Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 fantastic. I'll take those clippings and add them to my vast collection. I will then leave a tuft of geo-husky fur, cause you know, she's shedding. Everywhere. I'll take that geo-husky fur, tie a string around it and let my cat play with it, She loves furry toys! I'll leave you the wisker she shed last week. Super - since cats use whiskers to help balance, I can use that when I attempt the cache I was reading about last night that said "good balance is a must." I am going to leave the empty packet from my Crystal Light drink mix. Link to comment
+MontyFam Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Awesome! I'll take the piece of gum from behind my ear and place it in the packet and find a garbage when we stop for lunch... In turn I'll leave this marble that has a huge chip out of it. Link to comment
+Happy Paddlers Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 That marble will allow me to complete my 10,000 marble mosaic of the Mona Lisa! In exchange, I'll leave this old fax machine I found on the way here that I was going to CITO. But maybe the next person will have a car and be able to dispose of it properly. Hmm. Doesn't quite fit in the container, so I'll just leave it next to the cache. Link to comment
+NicknPapa Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 I'll take the fax machine and salvage the gold contacts and get rich! I'll the gory fake (thank goodness) hand (found that one when I did a maintenance check on our hide today. Yikes!) Link to comment
+coman123 Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 (edited) I took the fake hand and sent it to Ottawa, it attacked a friend of mine Bluelamb03 Perhaps you know him. Hey BL3 no returnzies LOL I will leave a locked ammo can, beside the cache, if you can get it open, you can have it.... Just don't ask where I got it. Edited November 14, 2010 by coman123 Link to comment
+MontyFam Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 I just heppenned to bring bolt cutters with me today. I'll take the Ammo Can for a future cache and left.... hmmm something of equal value.... ok I'll leave my handy dandy backup flashlight - with no batteries. Link to comment
+QuiltinNana Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 I just heppenned to bring bolt cutters with me today. I'll take the Ammo Can for a future cache and left.... hmmm something of equal value.... ok I'll leave my handy dandy backup flashlight - with no batteries. I'll take that flashlight without batteries and fill it with stones and use it for a paperweight to hold down all the printed cache material on my seat so I can leave the convertible top down and they won't all fly away. I will leave the window sticker from the very first car I ever bought - a 73 Mustang. What a collector's item!!! Link to comment
+lil_cav_wings Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 I will take your 1973 Mustang sticker to use for decoupage project on my '73 Piaggio Vespa. I am leaving a broken carabiner with no gate from my last rock climbing adventure. Enjoy. Link to comment
+MontyFam Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Cool another caribiner to add to the collection! broken or not they all count lol. I'll leave 2 dead AA batteries Link to comment
+michigansnorkelers Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 I'll carefully cut the ends off the batteries, clean them out, and with a little ingenuity turn them into evil micros in discarded toys! Now, I'll leave you a red and white daredevil lure, minus the hooks. Link to comment
+MontyFam Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Cool a new lure to add to the ol' tackle box. I'll rig it up with a new hook and sha'zam! I'll leave this bumper sticker that says "Don't act stupid, we have world leaders for that!" Link to comment
+LaffNCranes Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 I'll take that bumper sticker, peel the backing off of it and use it as a lint roller to get these darn hitchhiker stickers off of my pantlegs. Great - works like a charm!! I'm so grateful to get those little buggers off of me that I'll leave my lucky acrylic fingernail with the purple polish on it. I broke it off trying to get a cache open, and was going to glue it back on, but since that bumper sticker was so useful.... Enjoy!! Link to comment
+Billham Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Oh man just what i was looking for to pick that piece of turkey out of my teeth an acrylic finger nail piece. Hmmm what to leave in its place i know a small flat head screwdriver that the blade is all twisteed on and the handle has broken off of Link to comment
+TerraViators Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Oh man just what i was looking for to pick that piece of turkey out of my teeth an acrylic finger nail piece. Hmmm what to leave in its place i know a small flat head screwdriver that the blade is all twisteed on and the handle has broken off of Sweeeet! My post WWII collection of broken flat head screwdrivers is complete. I'll leave a half eaten egg salad sandwich on toasted rye and a Bonnie and Clyde commerative water pistol. Link to comment
+Tonyalynnm Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Ugg! the egg salad has turned and the smell is horriable!!! But I found the cache quickly since I could smell it Ooo A water gun!! I love water guns, I'm still a kid at heart. I'll fill it up and wash some of the smelly egg salad away. I'll leave the bag off my McToy complete with instruction Link to comment
+coman123 Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Yea, Instructions... I can now put my Hamburgler happy toy together ,I've had it for 19 years, but could not figure out where part "c" went thanks I shall leave you with an unregistered Geocoin, Sorry but the tracking # has been ground off, so I could use it for my Trackable Tatoo Link to comment
+rawkhopper Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Yea, Instructions... I can now put my Hamburgler happy toy together ,I've had it for 19 years, but could not figure out where part "c" went thanks I shall leave you with an unregistered Geocoin, Sorry but the tracking # has been ground off, so I could use it for my Trackable Tatoo Sweet I lost my geocoin but still have the number. I stamp it on and re-release it! I leave my navel lint Link to comment
+Billham Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 (edited) Yea, Instructions... I can now put my Hamburgler happy toy together ,I've had it for 19 years, but could not figure out where part "c" went thanks I shall leave you with an unregistered Geocoin, Sorry but the tracking # has been ground off, so I could use it for my Trackable Tatoo Sweet I lost my geocoin but still have the number. I stamp it on and re-release it! I leave my navel lint Sweet navel lint and sooo much of it! Ill use it as tinder to light a fire im gettin cold.I will leave in return a broken orange rescue whistle, and two rusty nails Edited November 30, 2010 by Billham Link to comment
+Happy Paddlers Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Sweet navel lint and sooo much of it! Ill use it as tinder to light a fire im gettin cold.I will leave in return a broken orange rescue whistle, and two rusty nails I can use these rusty nails, and see if my recent tetanus vaccination worked. (scratch) Oh no!! I didn't! Dying now, but I can use the whistle to call for help. (blows) Crap!! The whistle is broken. What have I done? I guess I'll leave my own lifeless corpse. Link to comment
+Tonyalynnm Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 This is the second time there has been a dead body here! Some one needs to be more careful. Well I guess I'll use the dead body to practice stitching on. I have been trying to get better at it. Dang! My hemostats broke, well I guess I'll leave them here. Link to comment
+d+n.s Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I will take those broken hemostats to add to my "broken medical supplies" collection I keep in my garage. In exchange, I traded for this TB dog tag I found 3 years ago and forgot I had (because they are swag to be traded right?) I posted a picture of it's tracking number online if anyone is interested... Link to comment
+lil_cav_wings Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 (edited) I'll do a "Proof of Life"- style prisoner transfer for your TB that's been held in captivity for 36 months, and repatriate him into Traveler Service again (but only if you provide a picture of the TB with a current proof of life, which I will not pay for). For this, I will give up a half used-up pack of Post It notes from my desk drawer at work. They're yellow and 1" x 1.5" in size. I think the last couple have a coffee stain on them too. Edited December 1, 2010 by lil_cav_wings Link to comment
+Billham Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 (edited) I'll do a "Proof of Life"- style prisoner transfer for your TB that's been held in captivity for 36 months, and repatriate him into Traveler Service again (but only if you provide a picture of the TB with a current proof of life, which I will not pay for). For this, I will give up a half used-up pack of Post It notes from my desk drawer at work. They're yellow and 1" x 1.5" in size. I think the last couple have a coffee stain on them too. Allright i can use these post its to keep track of my geo notes and the bottom two smell like ..like coffee what a great air freshener for my car. For such phat lewt ill leave ummm a can of sardines expiration date of 12/01 yea thats what ill leave Edited December 1, 2010 by Billham Link to comment
+MontyFam Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Woohoo stinky fish! I'll feed them to my neighbours dog that keeps crapping on my lawn! Oh wait that could really be messy the next day.... and i wouldn't want to hurt the poor thing... OK I'll open it and leave it in my boss' office as a prank one evening before I leave for home. He'll walk into the wall of stench in the morning! EVIL! LOL I'll leave a book of the top 100 April fool's day jokes. Enjoy! TFTC Link to comment
+lil_cav_wings Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 DIBS! I'm going to carefully remove each page of your 100 April Fools' Day Jokes book, and fold them into oragami cranes, and then leave them as siggy items in 100 caches. Except for trad caches found in shrubs and bushes! Those will get 2 cranes since "a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush!" In return, I leave you my half eaten Kashi granola bar from lunch. It's Pumpkin Pecan flavor... festive for the holidays and only has 3 gram of fat. Link to comment
+michigansnorkelers Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I crumble up the granola bar and wait for the ants to come. Then, I add them to my ant farm which I leave as a FTF prize! I forgot my swag bag, so left the only thing I had on me ... a comb with several broken teeth. Link to comment
+Happy Paddlers Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 [quote ... a comb with several broken teeth. This comb with the broken teeth happens to align perfectly with this holey piece of wax paper, so now I have myself a kazoo! Since the ultrasonic vibrations of my new toy will suffice to keep the mosquitoes away, I no longer need the butt end of this fine Cuban cigar that I was smoking to deter them on the 20km hike to get here. Link to comment
+coman123 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I'll take the cigar Stub, and I'll take it to the train yard. There is this guy who rides the trains.. Name is Willy. He gave me a bag of magic beans. No not the kind you plant, the kkidnd theet yoooowww, oh wow loke ate thee colores Yeeee hasww ls jeppbbbbsin, nesskr aaafk neeq fkweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnmmmfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekrrrrrr leff 1 beean fore youz ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment
+Tonyalynnm Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 What is this strange bean...I wonder if the guy that I passed on the way in would know, but I was a little nervous about how he was acting I take it and plant it and see if anything grows. I will leave a packet of baby wipes with 1 wipe left in it~~ and it isn't dried out...yet Link to comment
+AirborneSurveyor Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 What is this strange bean...I wonder if the guy that I passed on the way in would know, but I was a little nervous about how he was acting I take it and plant it and see if anything grows. I will leave a packet of baby wipes with 1 wipe left in it~~ and it isn't dried out...yet 22 years in the U.S. Army I can take an entire bath with that one baby wipe. Pill bottle of stool softener. Found this in a cache on Bargram Air Field (BAF) Afghanistan last year. Link to comment
+NicknPapa Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 (edited) Stool softener? Cool! I'll take that and give it to my pet Orangutan. He's been having issues. And I'll leave..... my pet Orangutan. I sure don't want him around my house after eating THE WHOLE BOTTLE! Edited January 1, 2011 by NicknPapa Link to comment
+michigansnorkelers Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I'll take your pet Orangutan and train it to go after those 5/5 treetop caches! I just won't stand UNDER it for a while! I'll leave the assortment of lip balms that I too often find in caches. Link to comment
+DragonsWest Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I'll take those old lip balms and make a candle out of them to find a cave cache, in which I'll leave a completely useless flashlight I had brought along which has been heavily corroded by two leaking D-cells. Link to comment
+T_M_H Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Cool! I'll take the flashlight and get a spare bulb AND a new cache container! I will leave the two peanut M&Ms we cleaned out of a cache yesterday (I also found lip balm in it LOL). Link to comment
+jon.hemlock.Chantal Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I will grab the two peanut M&Ms and give them to the squirrel that's been eating all our bird seeds in the backyard. Link to comment
+DragonsWest Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I'll take that squirrel and train him to distract the dog while I'm seeking out the elusive Beware: Barking Dog Cache, where I'll leave a lump of earwax and a handful of pencil shavings, because the pencil had broken lead. Link to comment
+saharasnow Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 So Awesome since it's dusk now & I could use the pencil shaving and earwax to create little candle & shed some light going to next cache spot. & We'll leave that 1/2 empty tube of fake nail glue that was in my DD's pocket while we cached? Not sure why or how one where fake nails while treasure hunting... but she's a teenage girl, so enjoy this glue! Link to comment
+AirborneSurveyor Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 I will take the glue and repair the hole in the disposable plastic container, that some one thought would be great for a cache even if the microwave burned a small hole in the bottom corner. I will leave the used Chemlight. Link to comment
+DragonsWest Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 I take the used Chemlight and whilst rubbing my hands, because they are cold, summon a djinni who exclaims, "Well, what do you expect? Nobody uses oil lamps these days! Whadday want, Mac?" Stunned, I stupidly utter "I wish it wasn't so cold out." "Done and done!", shouts the djinni and with a flash and roll of thunder the temperature raises 0.1 F and the djinni vanishes in a puff of lime-green smoke, which briefly forms "REDUCE YOUR TAXES NOW! ONLY MODERATE RISK! CALL 1-800-555-8000" in the air before dissipating. I leave a partially chewed and indistinguishable McToy. Link to comment
+AirborneSurveyor Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I will melt down your McToy in an old frying pan that I was going to throw away. Drill a hole in the center and attach a TB dog tag. I will keep the TB for a better cache. I will leave an old combat boot (Right boot) that I have not been able to find the left boot for a few years now. Link to comment
+lil_cav_wings Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I will take your combat boot, paint it red and white (go Cavalry), and use it as a planter for my petunias. I'll trade out my old Nalgene water bottle... it's cracked down the side from a fall at HorsePens 40 Bouldering competition this year and missing the top. Link to comment
+dasy2k1 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 I will take the broken nagalene bottle and send it back to the manufacturer getting a brand new one under the lifetime warranty. I will leave a half used tube of heatsink grease from rebuilding my computer Link to comment
Daleksonunicycles Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Ill take the half used tube of heatsink grease, who knows, it might come in handy if greasing your hair ever comes back into style. Ill leave an empty bottle of tylanol Link to comment
+AirborneSurveyor Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 I will take your empty bottle of Tylenol. Toss a piece of scrap paper in it that will be watter logged the next time it rains and place the cache in a park known for drug dealing, drug using and other crimes not mentionable on the forums. I will leave the receipt for the ammo can I just bought for a real cache on a nice trail that I will place the same day as this crappy one. Link to comment
+MoonCatKDT & Peanut Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 I will take your empty bottle of Tylenol. Toss a piece of scrap paper in it that will be watter logged the next time it rains and place the cache in a park known for drug dealing, drug using and other crimes not mentionable on the forums. I will leave the receipt for the ammo can I just bought for a real cache on a nice trail that I will place the same day as this crappy one. I will take your receipt and use it as a replacement log in the next cache i find. In it's place I leave this piece of velcro off my jacket that fell off. (yes it's only the fabric side of the velcro, no picky side for you!) Link to comment
+NicknPapa Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 (edited) I will take your empty bottle of Tylenol. Toss a piece of scrap paper in it that will be watter logged the next time it rains and place the cache in a park known for drug dealing, drug using and other crimes not mentionable on the forums. I will leave the receipt for the ammo can I just bought for a real cache on a nice trail that I will place the same day as this crappy one. I will take your receipt and use it as a replacement log in the next cache i find. In it's place I leave this piece of velcro off my jacket that fell off. (yes it's only the fabric side of the velcro, no picky side for you!) Cool! I'll take your velcro and attach it to teh film can that keeps falling in the rocks because it doesn't have any velcro. Since you didn't leave glue I'll use masking tape to hold it on. In it's place I'll leave the empty masking tape roll... Edited because I have dyslexic fingers Edited March 7, 2011 by NicknPapa Link to comment
+MontyFam Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 I'll use the masking tape roll to draw a perfect circle on this piece of wood I am going to carve out and place as a cache. In return I'll leave the wood chips (about a half pound worth) Link to comment
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