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SHORT-CUT! The ice is plenty thick...

 

The cache won't be burried, the snows not that deep...

 

Two bottles of water should be plenty...

 

 

PS. That snake bit looks awfull. :huh:

Posted

Two batteries are enough for this cache...

 

I think this jacket is waterproof...

 

This muggle will leave soon, I'm sure... (after 3 hours of reading the newspaper and playing with the GPS, I gave up :( )

Posted

I don't need to bring the cell phone, me and the boys will be quick.

 

(said this to my wife after reading her a log on a cacher that had been held up at gun point in another town close by. She called for a geo- rescue mission prucal6 )

Posted

you dadgum no napkins to wipe with, hell here is some leaves.

 

buddy Ummm that's poison oak ( laughing)

 

you Why didn't you tell me ( iche in your but is starting ) :anibad:

 

Buddy I thought you know ( rolling and tearing up from laughing so hard and can barely make out the words ) :laughing::laughing:

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(at fork in trail) "I think this trail is the one we should take."

 

(10 minutes later) "I'm starting to think we should have taken that other trail."

 

(5 minutes later) "Maybe if we bushwack over this way we'll hit that other trail without backtracking."

 

(10 minutes of bushwacking later) "How far could it be?!"

 

(5 minutes later) "Ok, I'm man enough to admit when I'm lost.... lets turn back"

 

(20 minutes later) "Wow, turns out this trail was the right one all along!"

 

My fiance has learned to simply wait for me on the trail when I try to find shortcuts.

Posted

You Gee hun is that two 30mm ammo cans in your back pocket. :yikes:

 

POW

 

You Ummmm where an I

Doctor You have a mild concussion, your wife said you got hit by a big stick

Posted

"The snow's almost gone. I won't get stuck. "

 

... said to myself last week after dark in a rural cemetery. I *did* get stuck - briefly - but getting the FTF was worth it!

Posted

It's only 75 degrees outside in Phoenix today, I don't need to bring that much water....

 

Oh, what a cool little furry tree... (see: jumping cholla)

 

It's too cold out for scorpions to be active yet....

 

The sunburn's not THAT bad.... (before having to see a doctor for the 2nd degree sunburn blisters)

 

Why bring TWO pens? This one works fine....

 

Of course my hand will fit there....

 

This trail's not bad; an elevation climb of 800 feet is mostly flat, right...?

Posted

Hubby learned not to say "it's over this way" when I was the one holding the gps.

He also learned not to say "I think we can cross the creek here" when I had already found a foot bridge.

He needs to learn more of What Not To Say. In fact, I'm thinking of using that roll of camo tape, but not on a cache...

Posted (edited)

"It's only a quarter mile away"

"This way"

 

I was going to fix this double post when I realized that was the way it is.

Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Edited by gdpsych
Posted

"It's very sunny outside. There won't be too many muggles out in the park."

 

"There will be only 20 people at our event. I will reserve 20 places."

 

"I just want to wear my new shirt. It won't get dirty."

 

"This cache is in a small tunnel only. I will leave the flashlight at home."

 

"We do not need a printout of the hint. The cache will be easy."

 

"This is a quick one in a standard hide. No - here... or here..."

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