Official Geocaching Greeting

[+joefrog]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes

for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,

non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice

holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the

religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your

choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or

traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or

secular traditions at all.

 

In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a fiscally

successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated

recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004,

but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other

cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country

great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any

other country or area of choice), and without regard to the race,

creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual

orientation of the wishers.

 

This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a

period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday

greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor

shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian

celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or

ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack

thereof).

 

Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This

greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at

the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no

reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration

to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the

wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wisher

her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may

arise from the implementation or non-implementation of it.

 

This greeting is void where prohibited by law.

[+Big Tom]

Back at ya!

[+tnfishdaddy]

Merry Christmas to you to.

[+GEO.JOE]

And a happy new year!

 

GEO.JOE

[+Logscaler and Red]

Back at yea.

 

But, I was wondering about the "onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004" part. How about 2005?

 

That would work better for me.

I am kinda tired of 2004 and repeating it just might not be the best adventure.

 

Logscaler.

[kayaker22589]

Thanks, but I think the greeting is void here by law.

[chemfed]

As a Christian, I'm offended!

[+Big Tom]

Offended by what??

[chemfed]

I'm being sarcastic. The post by joefrog is a sarcastic attempt at being PC during the Christmas season. I am showing that regardless of what you do, someone will always offended if they are looking to be so. If I was looking to be offended as a Christian, I could say that I resent Christ being taken out of Christmas. No matter where you step, you will always land on somebody's toes!

[+sept1c_tank]

"Tanks," joefrog. Where do I sign up?

[+planetrobert]

LMAO

[+Big Tom]

chemfed Posted on Dec 19 2004, 09:24 PM

  I'm being sarcastic. The post by joefrog is a sarcastic attempt at being PC during the Christmas season. I am showing that regardless of what you do, someone will always offended if they are looking to be so. If I was looking to be offended as a Christian, I could say that I resent Christ being taken out of Christmas. No matter where you step, you will always land on somebody's toes! 

Sorry my bad!

[+The Jester]

Have a Cool Yule, and a Frantic First!

[+AtoZ]

What kind of a agend are you trying to propogate wishing me a and I quote"winter solstice holiday." I mean what are you up to what are you trying to put forward, hmmmmmmm. I thought this was suppose to be a now threating environment of a Forum and now you get this SOLSTICE $#&&!!!!!!!! I was haveing a nice day now you ruined it, UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

cheers

 

glotius in cheek

[+Team Perks]

That's it, I'm going over to the OTHER cache listing site and enjoy my holidays there!

 

Happy Holidays, everyone.

[+Ed Rad]

That's it, I'm going over to the OTHER cache listing site and enjoy my holidays there!

 

Happy Holidays, everyone.

What other site.. There's another site??

 

(For those with no sense of humor...I'm being sacrcastic people!!! )

Edited December 20, 2004 by Special Ed

[EZ Spinners]

Thanks Joefrog.... You have successfully identified the present culture of our great nation.... 'The United States of the Offended' ! I, for one, will never, I repeat never, call 'Christmas' anything but 'Christmas'. If this offends anyone, they can take a flying leap up ... you know what! It's a plum shame that a minority of people can control things and that the majority of people let it happen. I know that no matter what is done about most things, not everyone will be pleased about it. Well, that's just too bad. Grow up, get over it and quit ruinin' my life. Remember, it's 'Merry Christmas'... period.

 

PS. Joe, I think David Letterman could use another writer. Very good job at pointing out how to be PC, no matter how true it is.

[+joefrog]

PS. Joe, I think David Letterman could use another writer. Very good job at pointing out how to be PC, no matter how true it is.

You're quite welcome and thanks, but I can't take credit for this one -- I may be sued!

[EZ Spinners]

LOL at being sued! Another US tragedy.

[+Doc-Dean]

In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a fiscally

successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated

recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004,

 

I take offense! Are you trying to hurt my business???

 

Also shouldn't it be 2005?

 

Is this a re-gifted card??!?!?!?

[+Riddlers]

In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a fiscally

successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated

recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004,

 

I take offense! Are you trying to hurt my business???

 

Also shouldn't it be 2005?

 

Is this a re-gifted card??!?!?!?

yah, I don't really want to get a regifted 2004, lets keep our hopes up for a great new year. The best part of 2004 for us was finding geocaching. It has really added some fun to a very strange year.

And for me, I wish that my 911 skills are not needed as we go into the new year. Here's for a boring shift on New Years Eve for all ambulances.

[+Sputnik 57]

I'm only disappointed that there was no mention of the airing of grievances and feats of strength.

[+Mudinyeri]

...you and the horse you rode in on. (That's meant to be a joke, everyone!)

 

WHATEVER you do DO NOT post that in a cache log! You will invite a malestrom of forum posts unlike any seen since the Baron's post only a couple days ago.

 

Whatever you want for whenever you want to you too.

[+fly46]

Have a Cool Yule, and a Frantic First!

Hey, that's a BLESSED Yule.

That's it. I'm offended, too!

 

 

*runs and hides under a log* The cords to find me are... N36......