+The Cheeseheads Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 Carson: "Well, let's take a good look at our first cacher, shall we?" "Goodness, it's Captain JAck Sparrow! Okay, the 1600's are calling! They want their outfit back! If you're going out on the trail, something like this would never do. Now, let's take a look at somebody who got it right..." "The yellow and black absolutely make this outfit! Add the black hat and gloves as well as the power lanyard, and you've got a guy who's ready to go out and find some caches! Jai?" Jai: "Now that you've dressed the part, you need to get out to the cache in style!" "This is definitely not the way to head out. It's just screaming 'I wanna get stuck!' No, if you want to be the envy of the other cachers out there, you need a cachemobile that looks like this:" "Now this says 'I've got class, I've got style, and I'm going to make it to the cache in one piece! What do you think, Kyan?" Kyan: "I think it should be yellow to match my shirt!" "Speaking of colors, just look at this guy's complexion. If I met another cacher on the trail with skin tone like this, I'd be embarassed! We'll send him in for a makeover, and voila:" "Note the neat haircut and the waxed eyebrows! The ladies are flocking to him! Thom?" Quote Link to comment
+The Cheeseheads Posted February 2, 2004 Author Share Posted February 2, 2004 Thom: "Eventually the day will come when you hide a cache. How should it look? "What does this container say to me? It says, 'Ohh look! A cache, and someplace for my lunch! Uh-uh. Put a some thought into your container! A little cammoflage, and you can have something cool like these! "Ted, anything to say about food in caches?" Ted: "Um... I'll pretend you didn't just say that..." So there we go! Follow these simple tips and you can be caching with style! Quote Link to comment
+Halden Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 ROFLMAO! I have been spoofed. Well at least they liked my outfit. Quote Link to comment
+JMBella Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 ROFLMAO! How did you even think of that you sick puppy! Quote Link to comment
+Woodbutcher68 Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 Hopefully those guys won't be caching around me. Don't want to bend over to pickup a cache with them around! Quote Link to comment
+Lazyboy & Mitey Mite Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 I don't need to be a metro cacher Quote Link to comment
+geoguyver Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 (edited) Edited February 3, 2004 by geoguyver Quote Link to comment
+The Cheeseheads Posted February 3, 2004 Author Share Posted February 3, 2004 Very nice, Geoguyver! Quote Link to comment
Keystone Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 While I do appreciate, and am flattered by, the suggestion that the ladies are flocking to me because of my neat haircut and waxed eyebrows, I must disappoint my many female fans. I am now spoken for. Since I am nothing but a sock puppet, naturally I was attracted to the hottest female sock puppet ever to grace these forums. One thing led to another and now..... Now THAT'S a geocacher with style! Quote Link to comment
+The Cheeseheads Posted February 3, 2004 Author Share Posted February 3, 2004 Now THAT'S a geocacher with style! GASP! Sigh... Quote Link to comment
+geoguyver Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Very nice, Geoguyver! You are the muse for that one! Quote Link to comment
+Team Tierra Buena Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Does this mean we have to change our avatar already? Quote Link to comment
Cholo Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 The mystery is finally solved. All those green jackets and caps with the yellow G on them. Sometimes whole families and their pets are decked out in this stuff. Geocachers.....I should've known! Quote Link to comment
+New England n00b Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Keystone... is that seriously your girl? Holy crap, I think I'm in love! That dress would just be lovely with my new sequined shoes... Quote Link to comment
+The Cheeseheads Posted February 3, 2004 Author Share Posted February 3, 2004 Keystone... is that seriously your girl? Holy crap, I think I'm in love! I guess this is a test to see who has been in the forums a while. I've always had a crush on Keystone's girl, but alas... I am already spoken for, and she was well beyond my reach anyway. She left a trail of broken hearts deeper than any volunteer trail to a cache. Quote Link to comment
+SamLowrey Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Keystone... is that seriously your girl? Holy crap, I think I'm in love! That dress would just be lovely with my new sequined shoes... I have vague memories of this incident. It was a sock puppet account. It is a special breed of sock puppet account where a male takes on the ID of an attractive female on a testosterone charged forum and gets lots of attention. Quote Link to comment
+carleenp Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 (edited) While I do appreciate, and am flattered by, the suggestion that the ladies are flocking to me because of my neat haircut and waxed eyebrows, I must disappoint my many female fans. I am now spoken for. Since I am nothing but a sock puppet, naturally I was attracted to the hottest female sock puppet ever to grace these forums. One thing led to another and now..... Whoo Hoo! Sock puppet marriage! Can my avatar still have a crush on your avatar though? It's those waxed eybrows. Edited February 3, 2004 by carleenp Quote Link to comment
+The Cheeseheads Posted February 3, 2004 Author Share Posted February 3, 2004 Can my avatar still have a crush on your avatar though? I'm still not sure who your avatar is... Quote Link to comment
+carleenp Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 I'm still not sure who your avatar is... Sakaki from Azumanga Daioh. Quote Link to comment
Keystone Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Professor Utonium is not sure whether he would have an affair with Sakaki, but he sure would consider logging the "Where's in a Name?" cache with her. Quote Link to comment
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