+3Watts Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 6am my husband is not in bed. I figure he's just gone to the bathroom so I go back to sleep. Just after 7 my alarm goes off. Still no husband. The house is dark. The dog is hungry. But yet, what is that? A light is on in the computer room. So is the printer. But yet his work shoes are here. Has he snuck off to do some early morning caching before work? Amazing. I can't get a morning lay but geo-caching can get him up. Messed up. If anyone sees him out there can you send me the co-ordinates please? We have an intervention waiting for him. Signed, #2 of the 3 Watts Link to comment
+The Leprechauns Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 There is probably a long list of geocachers with a well-balanced perspective who could care less where your husband is, but would be happy to help with one of the specific complaints mentioned in your post. Link to comment
+BlueDeuce Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 I'm not sure if I believe all of that. Link to comment
+Yamahammer Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Errrrr, hmmmm, uhhhhh, ... How to answer this on a PG site??? Link to comment
+briansnat Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Why would anybody want to eat potato chips in the morning anyways? Link to comment
+Torchbearer Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Why would anybody want to eat potato chips in the morning anyways? Link to comment
+briansnat Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Has he snuck off to do some early morning caching before work? Amazing. I can't get a morning lay but geo-caching can get him up. Messed up. Here's an idea: 1-Find a small spiral bound notepad 2-Using a 1/4 inch drill, make a hole in the upper left hand corner of the pad. 3-Insert a length of string through the hole and tie it in a loop 4-Place it around your neck before you go to bed. Link to comment
+GeoJohar Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Has he snuck off to do some early morning caching before work? Amazing. I can't get a morning lay but geo-caching can get him up. Messed up. Here's an idea: 1-Find a small spiral bound notepad 2-Using a 1/4 inch drill, make a hole in the upper left hand corner of the pad. 3-Insert a length of string through the hole and tie it in a loop 4-Place it around your neck before you go to bed. or. 4a-Place it around your waist. FTF would not be a potato chip. Link to comment
+Neko&Hiiri Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 If anyone sees him out there can you send me the co-ordinates please? We have an intervention waiting for him. Signed, #2 of the 3 Watts Hey there #2! Good to hear from you. BUT, don't tell MY other half about this; I don't want her planning one for me, either!!! Honestly, I'm sorry. It's a little bit my fault; it was one of MY caches he was going after... He IS pretty about the whole thing, though. Link to comment
+StagsRoar Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Judging from the original post of this thread - the husband may well have good reason to choose caching over a lay! Link to comment
+Kit Fox Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 There is probably a long list of geocachers with a well-balanced perspective who could care less where your husband is, but would be happy to help with one of the specific complaints mentioned in your post. I nearly spewed Diet Coke on my Monitor . Great Reply! The FTF suggestion is nice also. Link to comment
+BillsBayou Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 I can't get a morning lay but geo-caching can get him up. Get a bison tube. Hide it. Bacon and eggs for the FTF. Link to comment
+Criminal Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Amazing. I can't get a morning lay but geo-caching can get him up. Messed up. Uh....yes you can. Link to comment
+briansnat Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 For this thread to stay family firendly and open, we're gonna need a codeword for any sexual references. I suggest we use "begonias", as in "my husband and I had begonias on our wedding night". Link to comment
+Vinny & Sue Team Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) For this thread to stay family firendly and open, we're gonna need a codeword for any sexual references. I suggest we use "begonias", as in "my husband and I had begonias on our wedding night". I am willing to offer #2 (the original poster) both begonias and tulips in the morning, to help to amend her complaint. I make this offer only from the goodness and the depths of my heart, guided by Holy Spirit, for the grace of God. Edited March 3, 2006 by Vinny & Sue Team Link to comment
+Criminal Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Man, there's nothing I like more than to wake up in the morning and bury my nose in the tulips. Link to comment
+Team Cotati Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 I could...but I won't. Suggest that others do the same. Link to comment
+WascoZooKeeper Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 For this thread to stay family firendly and open, we're gonna need a codeword for any sexual references. I suggest we use "begonias", as in "my husband and I had begonias on our wedding night". Many of us already refer to that as "playing cards". Unfortunately, sounds like the OP is limited to playing Solitaire. Link to comment
+fox-and-the-hound Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Maybe these will help... http://www.geocachergear.com/cgi-bin/store...ergear.35824617 Link to comment
+briansnat Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 For this thread to stay family firendly and open, we're gonna need a codeword for any sexual references. I suggest we use "begonias", as in "my husband and I had begonias on our wedding night". I am willing to offer #2 (the original poster) both begonias and tulips in the morning, to help to amend her compliant. I make this offer only from the goodness and the depths of my heart, guided by Holy Spirit, for the grace of God. I'm guessing the Sue part of the Vinny and Sue team is your sister? Link to comment
Trinity's Crew Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 No jokes about tulips and organs or pianists, okay? Link to comment
+Quiggle Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 There is probably a long list of geocachers with a well-balanced perspective who could care less where your husband is, but would be happy to help with one of the specific complaints mentioned in your post. The responses thusfar seem to echo this statement. The innuendo meter is starting to tip a bit, hopefully not too far though. Thanks for keeping it [mostly] family friendly everyone. Link to comment
+Criminal Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Man, there's nothing I like more than to wake up in the morning and bury my nose in the tulips. Well, one thing's for certain when it comes to Criminal's taste in flowers... he's not into pansies. No, just the tulips. It's great to have pollen all over your nose and beard. Link to comment
+3Watts Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) OK, I am home. Maybe all the requests by everyone wanting to "play cards" with my wife can stop now. Appologies to my dear wife for sneaking out of the house to try and get a FTF on a new cache. I should have left a note for you or told you I was going. I will admit that I am addicted to this new geocaching thing....(I'm sure that I am not the only one). Kind of defeats the purpose of why we started geocaching in the first place....So that we could get outside and go for hikes and enjoy the great outdoors TOGETHER. Hopefully everyone alse can learn from this, and let your better halves know where you are going at 6am. Or at least ask if they want to come. Sorry again sweetie, 3Watts. Edited March 3, 2006 by 3Watts Link to comment
+briansnat Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) No, just the tulips. It's great to have pollen all over your nose and beard. You must really like those stamens. Maybe all the requests by everyone wanting to "play cards" with my wife can stop now. Unfortunatley I think they had poker in mind. Edited March 3, 2006 by briansnat Link to comment
+Bull Moose Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Or at least ask if they want to come. (Rim shot.) Link to comment
+zoltig Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Hopefully everyone alse can learn from this, and let your better halves know where you are going at 6am. Or at least ask if they want to come. Sorry again sweetie, 3Watts. Link to comment
luckykoi Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Hopefully everyone alse can learn from this, and let your better halves know where you are going at 6am. Or at least ask if they want to come. Sorry again sweetie, 3Watts. I guess they'll be having make up begonias. Better get the flower bed ready. Link to comment
+Yamahammer Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 2WATT, are you wanting to play '5 Card STUD' with Mr. 3??? Let's see here. He chose caching over 'playing cards'??? I would choose cards over caching, without question. I think most men would. It's a MAN thing. ... but to go caching instead of 'playing cards'??? I dunno. Doesn't sound right. Link to comment
+perseid88 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 He hasn't found a cache in two days now. Either the intervention worked or the man came to his senses and started diggin' in the flower bed. Link to comment
+Team Red Oak Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 The last cache he found had crabs, he probably won't find any crabs playing cards with his wife. So I guess I should just back away from the keyboard now. Link to comment
+wandererrob Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 I can't get a morning lay but geo-caching can get him up. Get a bison tube. Hide it. Bacon and eggs for the FTF. dadgum near sprayed my monitor on this one! This thread is cracking me up. Link to comment
+4leafclover Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Man, there's nothing I like more than to wake up in the morning and bury my nose in the tulips. there is a definite joke in here...but not IN THIS HERE THREAD. Link to comment
+the hermit crabs Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 The last cache he found had crabs, he probably won't find any crabs playing cards with his wife. I should hope not! Link to comment
+countrycachers Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Does anybody know what to use to clean mountain dew off of a computer monitor and keyboard?! Thanks a lot!!! My boss is going to kill me!!! But seriously, geocaching instead of playing "cards." I'd start to wonder what "FTF" [/i]really means!!! Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 No jokes about tulips and organs or pianists, okay? How about flutes and flutists? Any chance that 3watts-M is driving an H3? Ok that's enough folks, move along nothing to see here.... Link to comment
+clearpath Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Ok that's enough folks, move along nothing to see here.... No, no ... everyone keep talking. I've got my begonia in my hand as we speak, I'm trying to shake the pollen off ... Link to comment
+majicman Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 You husband is here: 65' 45.465" 92' 33.769" Good luck. Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Dude, that's cold. I can't believe you said that. Oh wait-you're majicman. I can believe it. Link to comment
+BillsBayou Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Or at least ask if they want to come. I THINK THAT'S THE VERY ESSENCE OF HER COMPLAINT. "Honey? What's that humming noise?" "A Bison Tube." "Bison Tubes hum?" "This one does. I decided to 'go caching' without you. Link to comment
+The Leprechauns Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 You husband is here: 65' 45.465" 92' 33.769" Good luck. That's quite understandable. Nunavut is lovely at this time of year. He's probably on his way to nearby Ukkusiksalik National Park. Hey, it can't be any colder there tonight than it is at home, right? Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) Edited by moderator. Edited March 3, 2006 by CYBret Link to comment
+BillsBayou Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 For this thread to stay family firendly and open, we're gonna need a codeword for any sexual references. I suggest we use "begonias", as in "my husband and I had begonias on our wedding night". I think we should adopt the phrase "going caching" for couplings. My wife and I were going caching the whole night long. I caught my teenaged daughter and her boyfriend caching in the back seat of his van. Well, you know how it goes. We left the Prom early to go caching and now her Dad says he'll shoot me if I don't marry her. ( I just thought I should get this post up since wimseyguy's post is guaranteed to get this thread closed ) Link to comment
+CYBret Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Wow, I come home and find multiple reports on the same thread. And I'm having a hard time seeing what any of this has to do with Geocaching. The guy came home, you can all relax and get back to your gym class. Closing thread. Bret Link to comment
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