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Its probably worth a recap here;

 

One fine day, a geocacher called Inukshuk had a splendid story about the woods playing with his latest toy, but then, something terrible happened!

 

When a great big green Slimy Slug with hairy legs decided that it would investigate what was at the base used by the American airforce under cover personnel crept out at night for a night of serious caching. [- D'oh!]

 

At the same time, many deformed slugs, also with legs, bought doc martins to walk the last 528 feet to claim a first to slime. But could they find the cache as it was six am and the dogs were getting taxis home from clubs?

 

Inukshuk ran from the big slug with the hairy armpits and fell into the lap of the little yellow God! Little Homer Simpson cuddled him and he thought, "too weird" when did his hair turn up at the ends of time.

 

"Pass the sauce mum, but don't tell me dad I cache only at night with pyoung1s and his torch and a huge wriggly bag full of Nasty Badger's turd and other foul things found on the local football pitch."

 

Away he did run for a quick look at the 'Angel of the North' in the hope of finding a tortoise. He needed a hard shell to convert into a...

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