+Snoogans Posted July 15, 2003 Author Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Team X40:quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou! ------------------- I do know that yarble is a slang term from "A Clockwork Orange" but I don't remember that line. A Clockwork Orange Edit; Whoops! Wasn't quick enough Sngans The greatest labor saving invention of today is tomorrow.... [This message was edited by Snoogans on July 15, 2003 at 03:50 PM.] Link to comment
+bradtal Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Team X40:quote: Come on! He had yellow eyes, so help me God, yellow eyes! Fra- gee- lay - it must be Italian!". "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window," Oh! Oh! It's from "A Christmas Story". He wanted the b-b gun with a compass in the stock. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted July 15, 2003 Author Share Posted July 15, 2003 Here's an easy one: Daisy Daiiiiiiiiisy.....tell..me your answer...do.......I'm halffff....crazyyyy.....all for the love of you. Sngans The greatest labor saving invention of today is tomorrow.... Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted July 15, 2003 Author Share Posted July 15, 2003 A great movie line: Well what if there's no tomorrow? There wasn't one today! Sngans The greatest labor saving invention of today is tomorrow.... Link to comment
+Og's outfit Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Stumped me on both of those Snoog. Here's one from one of MY fav. movies.... "We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! OG Prophetically Challenged (or is that Pathetically?) Link to comment
+bradtal Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Og's outfit: "We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! OG "Dumb & Dumber!" Great flick! Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted July 15, 2003 Author Share Posted July 15, 2003 Ya stumped me Og. How bout this: I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY! Sngans The greatest labor saving invention of today is tomorrow.... Link to comment
cachewidow Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote: He had yellow eyes, so help me God, yellow eyes!Fra- gee- lay - it must be Italian!". "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window," I think that is from A Christmas Story or The Christmas Story, something like that, where all the kid wants for christmas is the BB-gun. It's not difficult to meet demands; just turn around and there they are. Link to comment
+ErSamin Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Chris&Cindy:"Somebody go back and get a ---- load of dimes." Blazing Saddles....another masterpiece! "Could be worse...could be raining" Link to comment
+Og's outfit Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Here's one that's a bit tougher....... "He's called a big one. Again, it is the legend!" OG Prophetically Challenged (or is that Pathetically?) Link to comment
+BlueDeuce Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Yep A Christmas Story. Daisy Daiiiiiiiiisy... yes an easy one, 2001 a Space Odyssey If I've seen the movie I rarely miss knowing the line, but I'm even better at knowing the incidental music from Sitcoms, it's just hard to play that game on line. Hey, what else is there to do between caching and watching the corn grow? And I know the "mmm...thats strange" line, I just have to think about it. Link to comment
+The BeeGees Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 What we have here, is a failure to communicate. (Ppttt) Link to comment
+ScottJ Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:He had yellow eyes, so help me God, yellow eyes!Fra- gee- lay - it must be Italian!". "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window," This is from my favorite Christmas movie, "A Christmas Story". OK, here's my contribution. "It's an 88 Magnum. It shoots through SCHOOLS." -- Scott Johnson (ScottJ) Link to comment
+ScottJ Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by ErSamin: "Could be worse...could be raining" National Lampoon's "Vacation". -- Scott Johnson (ScottJ) Link to comment
+ChrisCindy Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by The BeeGees:What we have here, is a failure to communicate. (Ppttt) Cool Hand Luke Link to comment
+ScottJ Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Team X40:And I know the "mmm...thats strange" line, I just have to think about it. NOW I remember ... Airplane II. The ultimate sight gag and one-liner movie. -- Scott Johnson (ScottJ) Link to comment
+ChrisCindy Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote: OK, here's my contribution. "It's an 88 Magnum. It shoots through SCHOOLS." -- Scott Johnson (ScottJ) Johnny Dangerously Link to comment
+ScottJ Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Og's outfit:Here's one that's a bit tougher....... "He's called a big one. Again, it is the legend!" Dune? -- Scott Johnson (ScottJ) Link to comment
+ChrisCindy Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Try this one. "This is my BOOM stick." (Holding shotgun over his head for all to see.) Link to comment
+BlueDeuce Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Originally posted by ScottJ : NOW I remember ... Airplane II. The ultimate sight gag and one-liner movie. --------------------------------- Why you little....you beat me to it.! Link to comment
+Og's outfit Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 YEP Scottj, WTG! How about this one........... "Oh pointy birds, so pointy, pointy. Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." LOL I laugh just typing that one! hehe OG Prophetically Challenged (or is that Pathetically?) Link to comment
+TeamTJ Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Team X40:Not sure on "Button, button, who's got the button" Any additional hints? You stole fizzy lifting drinks. TeamTJ Link to comment
+The BeeGees Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote: Chris&Cindy The Ugly Puppy posted July 15, 2003 04:14 PM Try this one. "This is my BOOM stick." (Holding shotgun over his head for all to see.) Army of Darkness How about: "This town needs an enema. Link to comment
+BlueDeuce Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Oh pointy birds I'll name the same person from another movie who said, "I have a big secret too,...actually it's a small secret,....actually I don't have any secrets at all." Link to comment
+BlueDeuce Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 You stole fizzy lifting drinks. Ah! Willie Wonka! Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 This is the perfect thread for this: I really can't remember the movie but here's the setup: George Carlin is the town drunk in a two horse western burg. Bette Midler and ?Shelly Long? tell him this long drawn out of the frying pan into the fire tale of their woes. He looks up and says:Wow man, the 60's must have been very good to you! (perfect casting) These changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes; Nothing remains quite the same. Through all of the islands and all of the highlands, If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane Link to comment
+CYBret Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Originally posted by Og's outfit: "Oh pointy birds, so pointy, pointy. Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." OG Steve Martin in "The Man With Two Brains" I hate to admit it, but I own the DVD Bret "The kingdom of heaven is like treasure hidden in a field. When a man found it, he hid it again." Mt. 13:44 Link to comment
+Zoraima Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Here are a couple of old favorites of mine: 1. That's about a nine on the tension scale there, Rube. 2. What's the matter, stock market crash or something? Don't worry, here, have a french fry. 3. I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and a pair of tights. 4. Great, they're going to steal away under cover of broad daylight in the biggest car in the county. 5. Valentine's Day. Bummer. Where'd you get your date, Elaine? Enjoy! Susan ----------------------------------------------------------- Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. --Galadriel, "The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship Of the Ring" Link to comment
+MountainMudbug Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Snoogans:HEED! PAPER! NOW! Move your gargantuan cranium, if ya CAN! Looka that boy's heed. It's like an orange on a toothpick! It's like Sputnik! Spherical, but quite pointy in places. Ooooh. I've gone and done it now. He'll be cryin imself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla. Didn't see this answer while scanning thru... So I Married an Axe Murderer! Link to comment
Swagger Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Snoogans:I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY! Clerks I've got a quote in mind but I'm going to have to wait until I get home to post it as it's long and I don't know it off the top of my head... -- Pehmva! Random quote: Link to comment
+ErSamin Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by wimseyguy:This is the perfect thread for this: I really can't remember the movie but here's the setup: George Carlin is the town drunk in a two horse western burg. Bette Midler and ?Shelly Long? tell him this long drawn out of the frying pan into the fire tale of their woes. He looks up and says:Wow man, the 60's must have been very good to you! (perfect casting) Outrageous Fortune. This is the perfect set-up to plug my second favorite website Internet Movie Database. When you know one or more of the players, or say, 'Isn't that the guy that played in...' or some such thing, you can pull up movies, actors, TV shows, etc. It's the best! "Could be worse...could be raining" Link to comment
+ErSamin Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 "I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress!" (Actually from a Musical first, but it was made into a movie) "Could be worse...could be raining" Link to comment
+TeamTJ Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:This town needs an enema. The Joker from Batman (The good first one, not the crappy ones that followed.) TeamTJ Link to comment
+BlueDeuce Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Some people have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. Link to comment
+The Treasurer Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Somebody help me with this one: Not sure if it came from a movie or not. Three guys standing there, middle guy says: "Why must I always be the meat in an imbecile sandwich?" The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round. For I have seen the shadow on the moon and I have more faith in the Shadow than in the Church. - Ferdinand Magellan Link to comment
+Zoraima Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Team X40:Some people have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. That's from "As Good As It Gets"-- one of my faves! Susan ----------------------------------------------------------- Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. --Galadriel, "The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship Of the Ring" Link to comment
weRlostNDwoods Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 How 'bout "I like the way you talk Carl. I like the way you talk too. Our fave movie since Blazing Saddles. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cache. Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted July 15, 2003 Author Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Zoraima: quote:Originally posted by Team X40:Some people have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. That's from "As Good As It Gets"-- one of my faves! Susan ----------------------------------------------------------- Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. --Galadriel, "The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship Of the Ring" My favorite part was when the secretary of the publishing agent asked Jack Nicholson: How is it that you write women (charcters) so well? (Jack) Well, I'll tell ya. I think of a man and then I take away reason and accountability. Sngans The greatest labor saving invention of today is tomorrow.... Link to comment
+Crow T Robot Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Originally posted by CYBret:Originally posted by Og's outfit: "Oh pointy birds, so pointy, pointy. Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." OG Steve Martin in "The Man With Two Brains"QUOTE] Didn't he also say it in "L.A. Story" and "Roxanne"? Man, he must love that poem. Link to comment
+BlueDeuce Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 no, just Two Brains and LA. "I want to name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life sucking b***h from which there is no escape." Link to comment
+Lefty Writer Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by weRlostNDwoods:How 'bout "I like the way you talk Carl. I like the way you talk too. Our fave movie since Blazing Saddles. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cache. I like them french fried potaters....um hmmm carpe cerevisi Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted July 15, 2003 Author Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Team X40:no, just Two Brains and LA. "I want to name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life sucking b***h from which there is no escape." Deep Impact GOOD ONE! Sngans The greatest labor saving invention of today is tomorrow.... Link to comment
+Lefty Writer Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 OK....another one: The popcorn you are eating has been pi$$ed in...film at eleven. P carpe cerevisi Link to comment
+BlueDeuce Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Deep Impact GOOD ONE! Nope...but close. Link to comment
+Lefty Writer Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 This thread reminds me of my college days...my buddy and I would sit around tossing out "obscure lines from obscure movies" and try to weave them in to our conversations... SO, for another... Back off, man, I'm a scientist! P carpe cerevisi Link to comment
The Falcon Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Lefty Writer:OK....another one: The popcorn you are eating has been pi$$ed in...film at eleven. Kentucky Fried Movie. Another: "You are not your 'freakin' khakis" ===== It is the tale, not he who tells it." Link to comment
+BlueDeuce Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Back off, man, I'm a scientist! Dogs and cats living together. Okay, I'm outta here Link to comment
Swagger Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Lefty Writer:Back off, man, I'm a scientist! Ghostbusters Ok, this is REALLY long, and if you've seen the movie, you'll get it right off the bat, but it's one of my favorite lines (paragraphs?!) of all time. Here we go.. quote:The question isn't, "Why should you work for the NSA?", the question is, "Why shouldn't you?" Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm workin' at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk. Something no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. I'm real happy with myself 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding. Fifteen hundred people that I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are saying, "Oh, send in the marines to secure the area" 'cuz they don't give a s--t. It won't be their kid over there getting shot, just like it wasn't them when their number got called 'cuz they were off pullin' a tour in the National Guard. Maybe some kid from Southie over there, taking shrapnel in the a--. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from, and the guy that put the shrapnel in his a-- got his old job 'cuz he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies use the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helpin' my buddy at two fifty a gallon. They're takin' their sweet time bringing the oil back, of course. Maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and f---in' play slolom with the icebergs. It ain't too long 'till he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walkin' to the f---in' job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his a-- is giving him chronic hemmroids. And meanwhile, he's starvin' because every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic skrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure f--k it. While I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard. I could be elected President. -- Pehmva! Random quote: Link to comment
+Lefty Writer Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Cruzin!:Originally posted by Lefty Writer:Back off, man, I'm a scientist! Ghostbusters Ok, this is REALLY long, and if you've seen the movie, you'll get it right off the bat, but it's one of my favorite lines (paragraphs?!) of all time. Here we go.. quote:The question isn't, "Why should you work for the NSA?", the question is, "Why shouldn't you?" Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm workin' at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk. Something no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. I'm real happy with myself 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding. Fifteen hundred people that I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are saying, "Oh, send in the marines to secure the area" 'cuz they don't give a s--t. It won't be their kid over there getting shot, just like it wasn't them when their number got called 'cuz they were off pullin' a tour in the National Guard. Maybe some kid from Southie over there, taking shrapnel in the a--. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from, and the guy that put the shrapnel in his a-- got his old job 'cuz he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies use the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helpin' my buddy at two fifty a gallon. They're takin' their sweet time bringing the oil back, of course. Maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and f---in' play slolom with the icebergs. It ain't too long 'till he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walkin' to the f---in' job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his a-- is giving him chronic hemmroids. And meanwhile, he's starvin' because every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic skrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure f--k it. While I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard. I could be elected President. -- Pehmva! Ummm.... "Enemy of the State?" That's my final answer, Regis... P carpe cerevisi Link to comment
+CharlieP Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 I often think of this line when I encounter trashy behavior. ============================= I've been around that trashy behavior all my life. I'm gettin' tired of puttin' up with it. =================================== CharlieP Link to comment
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