Geocaching Conspiracy Theory

[+Snoogans]

Okay People,

 

Here it is:

 

There have been numerous threads on "What If Evil Doers Started Jumping People At Caches?"

 

Let's have some fun with this sooooo:

 

What if spies are using caches to move materials and GC.com to send coded text message? Hmmmmmmmmm?

 

I'm reeeeeeaaaaallly tired of the pirate stories. Let's have a good spy story.

 

I'm sure some of you eager beavers can link a cache log that sounds like a spy message and so on......

 

(BTW- Who else thinks of the movie, "Nell," when they hear the term, "Evil Doers?")

 

Sngans

Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain.

[+briansnat]

Lets not go here. I'm sure there are jerks out there with enough stupid ideas, like that cache pirate idiot. It's not a good thing to give others ideas. And the last thing we need is some official from some gubment agency looking at a thread like this and getting even more paranoid about geocaching than they already are.

 

"You can't make a man by standing a sheep on his hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position, you can make a crowd of men" - Max Beerbohm

[+Snoogans]

quote:

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Originally posted by BrianSnat:

Lets not go here. I'm sure there are jerks out there with enough stupid ideas, like that cache pirate idiot. Not a good idea to give others ideas. And the last thing we need is some official from some gubment agency looking at a thread like this and getting even more paranoid than they already are.

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You did notice this: Right?

 

Sngans

Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain.

[+Xitron]

I just sent all your posts to the CIA expect a call soon.

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

[+Snoogans]

quote:

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Originally posted by Xitron:

I just sent all your posts to the CIA expect a call soon.

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That's the spirit. Better tell 'em about this log of mine too.

 

Sngans

Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain.

[+briansnat]

quote:

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You did notice this: Right?

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Yeah, but really, how many others pay attention to that stuff?

 

"You can't make a man by standing a sheep on his hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position, you can make a crowd of men" - Max Beerbohm

[+Xitron]

I checked the log you wrote and forwarded it to the proper people, expect a midnight raid on your house as you have now been deemed a person of interest.

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

[+Xitron]

We are every where.

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

[+Snoogans]

quote:

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Originally posted by Xitron:

I checked the log you wrote and forwarded it to the proper people, expect a midnight raid on your house as you have now been deemed a person of interest.

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Lol....I'm not at home. I'm in my Safe House.

 

Sngans

Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain.

[+Confucius' Cat]

Drug Dealers!

 

That's what those boxes are for.

 

Who in their right mind would have a HOBBY where they spend bunches of money to tromp through mud and stinging nettles just to find broken Mctoys, used bubblegum, and deadly 50 cent carnival slum pen-knives?

 

Its obviously drug dealers. Drugs in them caches I say!

 

Caint never did nothing.

GDAE, Dave

[+Snoogans]

quote:

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Originally posted by Snoogans:

(BTW- Who else thinks of the movie, "Nell," when they hear the term, "Evil Doers?")

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OOoooooOOOooo! Could that have been a secret tip for some sort of book code?

 

Sngans

Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain.

[+Dinohunter]

quote:

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Originally posted by Xitron:

We are every where.

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

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yea, I keep on seeing paranoid phycocachers... but then I realize i just passed a mirror.

[+Brian - Team A.I.]

Illuminati?!?! Black Helicopters!?!?!

 

Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!

 

Brian

Team A.I.

[+Snoogans]

quote:

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Originally posted by ChurchCampDave:

Drug Dealers!

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Maybe they're drug dealing spies using a one time pad system.

 

Sngans

Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain.

[+Xitron]

Ok both ChurchCampDave and Snoogans are both under house arrest till we get there to take them to the CIA Jail. With Chruch's knowledge of drug dealers we will be able to wipe out all drug use in the US, and of course he will be jailed as well. Snoogans has found our secert code and just needs to be punished, 50 years in a dark cell is the going rate for showing up the Gov't.

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

[+Confucius' Cat]

Great idea, but when they are on their drugs they lose track of the key.

 

On a serious note (sorry about this), It is a fear of mine that someone will use our methods for drug running and we might happen on an area wherre they are doing it and get persecuted to the max.

 

Caint never did nothing.

GDAE, Dave

[+Confucius' Cat]

Goodness! We're really tying the threads together tonight. Next thing you know we'll have a nice geocaaching tee shirt or something.

 

Caint never did nothing.

GDAE, Dave

[+Xitron]

I've already read some stories of people finding pot plants on their cache hunt. The best thing to do is remove the offending plants/drugs and either.

1. Turn them over to the police.

2. Dry it out and smoke it if its pot.

3. if its coke turn it in or use it and do 75 caches that day.

Really though if you come accross something let the cops know, it keeps us all safer.

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

[+Snoogans]

Someone should photoshop a Tom Clancyesque book cover with a cool title.

 

A plot twist could be that it was alllll an evil plot by a super secret operative known only as The FROG.

 

Sngans

Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain.

[TBismine]

ARRRR!!! Ye doesn't remove any green stuff. Give coordinance. Ye luck would be getting caught red handed.

[+Xitron]

I have the agency hunting you down TBismine, we will get you in the end.

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

[TBismine]

ARRRR!!! Hunting me down fer what talking like a pirate?

[+Confucius' Cat]

My brother in law picked up a credit card off the interstate and turned it over to a cop and he arrested him for having a stolen credit card.

(Northern KY- Kenton County deputy) His dad is retired police chief in Walton KY. Didn't matter, he had a stolen card (that he voluntarily handed to the cop). Possesion of stolen property.

 

Does this make me paranoid? uh-huh! And I used to work as a cop for one of their small towns.

 

If I see contraband, even though I am well known to most of the cops in my area, (and especially if I am out of my home area), forever more I will think long and hard before touching it and I don't know for sure if I would even call it in unless it happened to be in an area where I have a police radio for the agency in power. (They generally figure you're a good guy if you have a (legitimately issued) police radio and furthermore they can't deny the log.)

 

I would probably just call 911 form a pay phone and tell them the coords of the pot and while they try to figure out what it means, I'll be a ways away.

 

When the cops treat people like that, it aint worth the chance. If that means drug dealers flourish, then the cops better get a clue.

 

Travesties like this contribute to growing distrust of the government.

 

No good deed goes unpunished.

 

Its all a conspiracy and cachers are the target.

 

Stay home! Stay home!

 

Caint never did nothing.

GDAE, Dave

[+Snoogans]

quote:

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Originally posted by Xitron:

we will get you in the end.

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OK, I didn't need that mental Picasso.

 

Sngans

Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain.

[+Renegade Knight]

Hmmm... I think BrianSnat changes his avitar often enough to where the encoded text is producing a small novel of covert data for the other geocaching sites.

[+Confucius' Cat]

This whole website is encoded with secret messages for Adolph Hitler and Elvis Presley. They are planning, as we speak, to come out of hiding and with Jimmy Hoffa as the "brains" of their operation, put Saddam back on the throne. (Or was that BinLaden?)

 

Caint never did nothing.

GDAE, Dave

[+jeff35080]

This whole website is encoded with secret messages for Adolph Hitler and Elvis Presley.

 

So that's what the Encrypted Additional Hints feature is for

 

Jeff

http://www.StarsFellOnAlabama.com

http://www.NotAChance.com

If you hide it, they will come....

[+Xitron]

It was bin Laden, but he's ben hiding too much so Elvis took over and now they are all getting to fat to get out of the caves.

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

[+Confucius' Cat]

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(Above is a secret message to Floyd Collins to come rescue them)

 

Caint never did nothing.

GDAE, Dave

[+Xitron]

I decoded that and it said"please save me I'm losing what little mind I have."

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

[+Confucius' Cat]

quote:

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That's the spirit. Better tell 'em about this log of mine too.

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encrypted hint reminds me of a couple of letterboxes I found last week.

 

Now, THOSE guys have been in this spy business a long time. Everything they SAY has a hidden meaning.

 

Caint never did nothing.

GDAE, Dave

[+Confucius' Cat]

quote:

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Originally posted by Xitron:

I decoded that and it said"please save me I'm losing what little mind I have."

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

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your decoder's broke, I was typing in "tongues"

 

Caint never did nothing.

GDAE, Dave

[+Xitron]

I ran it backwards and it said devil is geocaching in Vermont

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

[+jeff35080]

devil is geocaching in Vermont

 

Whew.... at least he's not here in the Heart of Dixie...

 

Jeff

http://www.StarsFellOnAlabama.com

http://www.NotAChance.com

If you hide it, they will come....

[+Xitron]

you sure about that?

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

[+Snoogans]

Hey,

 

Weren't we talking about SPIES???

 

Sngans

Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain.

[+Xitron]

Yes but I tried to change the subject since I have you under 24/7 survallince

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

[+Confucius' Cat]

quote:

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Originally posted by jeff35080:

_devil is geocaching in Vermont_

 

Whew.... at least he's not here in the Heart of Dixie...

 

Jeff

http://www.StarsFellOnAlabama.com

http://www.NotAChance.com

If you hide it, they will come....

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He's EVERYWHERE. He is who you least suspect. TRUST NO ONE. He might even be...

 

 

ME!

 

hahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

Caint never did nothing.

GDAE, Dave

[+Xitron]

Nope the devil would never post such a stupid pic of himself lol.................................................................j/k

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

[+Snoogans]

quote:

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Originally posted by Xitron:

Nope the devil would never post such a stupid pic of himself lol.................................................................j/k

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

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OOOOooo! He didn't stutter that time. Checkmate!

 

Sngans

Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain.

[+Confucius' Cat]

quote:

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Originally posted by Xitron:

Nope the devil would never post such a stupid pic of himself lol.................................................................j/k

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

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Really?

 

Caint never did nothing.

GDAE, Dave

[+Xitron]

I never stutter just lisssp on occasion.

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

[+Xitron]

he's not the devil, just has a a who the hell cares attidude.

 

I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

[+Sissy-n-CR]

quote:

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Originally posted by Snoogans:

What if spies are using caches to move materials and GC.com to send coded text message? Hmmmmmmmmm?

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Sounds like a cache I'm working on.

 

CR

 

[+briansnat]

The black squid flies at midnight.

 

"You can't make a man by standing a sheep on his hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position, you can make a crowd of men" - Max Beerbohm

[Jomarac5]

quote:

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Sissy-n-CR wrote:

Hmmmmmmmmm?

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Sounds like a cache I'm working on.

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There's something puzzling about this cryptic cache that recently popped up in my neighbourhood.

 

Fmpmfpmpppffmpp'fmm fmmppfppmmppfmpmfpmffpppmfm mmfppffpmmpppfffmp mfmppfmffpppmfm ppfppp mmmpffppffmfpppmpm mfpmpppffmpp!

 

*****

[+Sissy-n-CR]

Actually, the one I'm working on--which is not yet approved so I can't link you--isn't so much about breaking code, but clue discovery.

 

Aside from two other clues to be posted on the cache page, this is the only starting point:

 

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----Hash: SHA1######################################################################                                                                   ##     #     #   ######     #####    #######   #     #   #######     ##     #     #   #     #   #     #   #         ##    #      #        ##     #     #   #     #   #         #         # #   #      #        ##     #     #   ######    #  ####   ####      #  #  #      #        ##     #     #   #   #     #     #   #         #   # #      #        ##     #     #   #    #    #     #   #         #    ##      #        ##      #####    #     #    #####    #######   #     #      #        ##                                                                   #######################################################################                                                                   ##  From: GeoCachingAgentCentralHQ                                   ##    To: All Field Agents                                           ##    RE: Missing Agent's Kit recovery                               ##                                                                   ##  It has been determined that one of our Special Agents,           ##  codenamed "Walker," is offline.  Walker's last contact is a      ##  phone message to Control--see attached audio file.               ##  Subsequently, Walker has failed to rendezvous with his handler   ##  or acknowledge any effort to contact him.  He is now considered  ##  irrecoverable and all traces of him need to be eliminated.       ##  Activity to this effect has been initiated.                      ##                                                                   ##  Your mission is to LOCATE AND POSITIVELY IDENTIFY HIS KIT,       ##  properly refered to as "field cache."                            ##                                                                   ##  If protocol was followed he will have independently left clues   ##  persuant to Sec 15.010.003 (a) which reads, in part;             ##                                                                   ##  "...agent will disseminate clues which can be gathered and       ##  reassembled by other friendly agents.  Locations of these clues  ##  could be established drops or new drops created by said agent.   ##  It's very important that these clues be broken up sufficiently   ##  so a few compromised clues will not complete the clue-set and    ##  thus compromise the agent."                                      ##                                                                   ##  Included in this communique is the only other piece of hard      ##  evidence we have.  Leave each of the other clues as found in     ##  case you are compromised or otherwise fail to complete the       ##  mission.                                                         ##                                                                   ##  If the kit is found, examine and report back here.               ##                                                                   ##  WARNING: Watch for enemy interference.                           ##                                                                   ##  Good luck                                                        ##                                                                   ######################################################################-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----Version: PGP 7.0.1iQA/AwUBPySO5ws3Vzy9CZWdEQIO0QCgnLoX7NTYdMPgvMjMWnN+jIhlFhUAoJxxUeL9QCxmF8x7mFdw/j+afaHK=FmQh-----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

 

I'm not sure if I'll be able to continue with the direction I was going with this cache with the recent developement of the stage proximity guidelines. It's a real bummer.

 

CR

 

[+bthomas]

Just adding to this thread... haven't conspired to read all of it's content. Yes, on occasion I feel like I'm running a drug drop or a spy message network.

 

However, my general conspiracy theory:

I wonder if there is a conspiracy to target and destroy all American plastic happy toys? Imagine if some foreign hostile power had the targeting coordinates to our tuperware caches!

[+Kealia]

The weasel chokes on sourdough.

 

He for whom this is intended will understnad. All others must immediately delete this message from their memory under penalty of death.

[+wimseyguy]

Sheesh, the Red Menace has been involved in geocaching since at least June of 2002. Here's the proof.

 

These changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes;

Nothing remains quite the same.

Through all of the islands and all of the highlands,

If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane