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Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Team Blitz (Michael):

 

Remember....you're not a salmon

 


 

Unless, of course your name happens to be Fintan, in which case, you might well be....

 

G.

Posted

Let's cut (or should I say fillet) all the fishy jokes out now shall we???? icon_smile.gif

 

Liz Codd

 

PS - Before I was a Codd I was a Parratt!!!!

 

Lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted
Originally posted by Liz Codd:

Let's cut (or should I say fillet) all the fishy jokes out now shall we???? icon_smile.gif

 

I agree Liz,

 

there's no plaice for them.....

 

dodgydaved

 

I'm NOT lost, I know exactly where I am, I'm here!

Posted

Saw this thread and thought we’d Mullet over, it looked Brill so instead of Floundering around waiting for you poor Soles to Skate around, here we go.

 

I don’t know if we are a Dab hand at it but we’re sitting here on our Perch, Pouting and having a Whale of a time thinking we could add a Ray of light.

 

Mind you if you are a ‘Salmon’ don’t let ‘John West’ catch you, or you’ll end up in the ‘can’.

 

Tim & June (Winchester)

 

See June, I told you that sign which said 'Unsuitable for Motor Vehicles' was wrong ! icon_smile.gif

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Daisy&me:

What is the porpoise of this thread anyway?


 

We are just Trawling to see who we can catch.

 

Tim & June (Winchester)

 

See June, I told you that sign which said 'Unsuitable for Motor Vehicles' was wrong ! icon_smile.gif

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Moss Trooper:

Think Mudplugger just threw in a red Herring


I thought I smelt something fishy! Me not know if eel carp on about it (I trout it), but minnow it wasn't a fluke.

 

I'm prawn out now. Oh well, it's nearly oyster.

 

SimonG.org - now with added blog!

Posted

Ok, i've haddock nuff of this, im going to have to sardineg well exsalmon this topic until i go Oh my cod

 

I must have been misthakeen when i started my sig line, the tenchion is too much, im off to tuna in to the BBC and listen to shark the herald angels sing. After that i ight even need a sturgeon, i walrus do this. I'd better kipper out of mischief.

 

There must be a porpoise to this shrimpel task.

 

Mike

 

Always consider this, you bear no physical resemblence to any sort of water based animal, espicially on ebeginning with the letter "S"

Posted

Stoppit! You're all making me into a nervous wreck!

 

No trees were harmed during the production of this posting, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced....

Posted

Sorry guys, but frankly I've had enough. It's a fin line between humour and ridicule.

 

Tartar for now.

 

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An it harm none, do what ye will

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[This message was edited by Kouros on April 14, 2003 at 04:56 AM.]

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by MCL:

Stop that unless you want battering!


Looks like you took the bait: it's easy to get hooked on this malarky, but if you float above it all, you'll be OK!

Don't fall for such silly lines in future! Spare the rod and spoil the cachers... icon_biggrin.gif

 

Neutiquam erro.

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Kouros:

 

_Tartar_ for now.

 


 

..actually, tartar is the stuff that dentists clean off your teeth, whereas tartare is the sauce that goes with fish....

 

[/PICKY]

 

No trees were harmed during the production of this posting, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced....

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by MCL:

quote:
Originally posted by Kouros:

 

_Tartar_ for now.

 


 

..actually, tartar is the stuff that dentists clean off your teeth, whereas tartare is the sauce that goes with fish....

 

[/PICKY]

 

No trees were harmed during the production of this posting, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced....


 

Oh, stop carping on... icon_razz.gif

 

Neutiquam erro.

Posted

Slight tangent here, but it reminds me of an episode of 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue' (comedy panel game on Radio 4, for those people who might not know) where the panel were told to think up alternative new definitions for well known words.

 

Barry Cryer suggested SHELLFISH: ... 'like a shelf'..

 

Well I thought it was funny anyway.

 

No trees were harmed during the production of this posting, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced....

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Chris n Maria:

"I've had enough of this too", says chris, then rides off into the distance on his Motorpike and sidecarp.........

 


 

Would that be a J.R. Hartley Davidson?

 

Neutiquam erro.

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