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Saw this thread and thought we’d Mullet over, it looked Brill so instead of Floundering around waiting for you poor Soles to Skate around, here we go.

 

I don’t know if we are a Dab hand at it but we’re sitting here on our Perch, Pouting and having a Whale of a time thinking we could add a Ray of light.

 

Mind you if you are a ‘Salmon’ don’t let ‘John West’ catch you, or you’ll end up in the ‘can’.

 

Tim & June (Winchester)

 

See June, I told you that sign which said 'Unsuitable for Motor Vehicles' was wrong ! icon_smile.gif

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Ok, i've haddock nuff of this, im going to have to sardineg well exsalmon this topic until i go Oh my cod

 

I must have been misthakeen when i started my sig line, the tenchion is too much, im off to tuna in to the BBC and listen to shark the herald angels sing. After that i ight even need a sturgeon, i walrus do this. I'd better kipper out of mischief.

 

There must be a porpoise to this shrimpel task.

 

Mike

 

Always consider this, you bear no physical resemblence to any sort of water based animal, espicially on ebeginning with the letter "S"

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quote:
Originally posted by MCL:

Stop that unless you want battering!


Looks like you took the bait: it's easy to get hooked on this malarky, but if you float above it all, you'll be OK!

Don't fall for such silly lines in future! Spare the rod and spoil the cachers... icon_biggrin.gif

 

Neutiquam erro.

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quote:
Originally posted by Kouros:

 

_Tartar_ for now.

 


 

..actually, tartar is the stuff that dentists clean off your teeth, whereas tartare is the sauce that goes with fish....

 

[/PICKY]

 

No trees were harmed during the production of this posting, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced....

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quote:
Originally posted by MCL:

quote:
Originally posted by Kouros:

 

_Tartar_ for now.

 


 

..actually, tartar is the stuff that dentists clean off your teeth, whereas tartare is the sauce that goes with fish....

 

[/PICKY]

 

No trees were harmed during the production of this posting, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced....


 

Oh, stop carping on... icon_razz.gif

 

Neutiquam erro.

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Slight tangent here, but it reminds me of an episode of 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue' (comedy panel game on Radio 4, for those people who might not know) where the panel were told to think up alternative new definitions for well known words.

 

Barry Cryer suggested SHELLFISH: ... 'like a shelf'..

 

Well I thought it was funny anyway.

 

No trees were harmed during the production of this posting, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced....

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