+501_Gang Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Your got the week off so you decided to pack the family up and visit your brother in Florida. Your brother said "Since your coming all this way, for you and your families present this year, I'll spring for us all to stay at Disney". So since your going to FL you will not have to shovel any snow this year. Quote
rickctroop13 Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Nibble the cookies left for 'You Know Who' Quote
rickctroop13 Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 and tossing half eaten apples/ reindeer snacks out on the lawn... Quote
Theotokos Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Watch football because the Dolphins are your favorite team and you can't bare to watch them anymore....no wait, that's me Quote
rickctroop13 Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 You will however finish off the 'spiced' egg nog you leave out.... Quote
+501_Gang Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Comb your hair since your kids have drove you crazy all year and you lost most of it so you decided to shave what was left off. Quote
Theotokos Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 (edited) wear a Santa beard because you grew your own.. Edited December 6, 2007 by Theotokos Quote
+Moozer Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Wrap any coal 'cause your kids were good for once Quote
+501_Gang Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Do last minute shopping since you decided not to by anyone presents this year. Quote
TokyoBlossom Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 You won't be going for that polar bear swim. Quote
rickctroop13 Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Blame the lack of stuff under the tree on some darn green guy who was muttering something about some dang cute little Who kids and their blasted roast beast... Quote
+Dolfy Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 You won't have to play santa on the back of the local fire truck that travels through town in the parade. Quote
+rivercity Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Finally! A cointest and I know the answer -- but, I can't play! And, who told Avroair about Santa?? Quote
+Addicted_too Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 You won't won't have to buy a present for your wife's cat, because it finally "disappered" Quote
rickctroop13 Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 or attend a boring company 'Holiday' party... Quote
+The Fossillady Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 You won't have to celebrate Christmas because you converted and are celebrating Hanukah. Quote
+501_Gang Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 (edited) Play Santa at the local Geo-Event cuase someone else voulenteered to do it. (Rivercity maybe?!?) ((Strike that, Geocaching hasn't been around that long..... Dooo!)) Edited December 6, 2007 by 501_Gang Quote
+Dolfy Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 stay at home since you'll be going to disney Quote
Theotokos Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 put up lights because you bought a house with pre-installed Christmas lights.. Quote
rickctroop13 Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 watch ( fill in your own saccharine Holiday special)... Quote
+501_Gang Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 You finally lost all the weight you've been trying to lose, so this year you can eat anything you want. Quote
+Moozer Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Give a loved one yet another tie as a present? Quote
+Frank n Beck Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Take the kids to see Santa at the mall Quote
+Moozer Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Cook your signature dish for a family potluck Quote
+GBOTS Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 You won't be asked to play Santa at parties, because you lost a lot of weight and look so much younger! Quote
rickctroop13 Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 read a whole lot more replies 'cause you're cutting contest off at 100... Quote
+501_Gang Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 (edited) You won't have to sit listening to your friends talk about their babies, because your wife is pregnant... you can talk about your own...... CONGRADULATIONS you two!! Edited December 6, 2007 by 501_Gang Quote
Theotokos Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 You won't have to sit listening to your friends talk about their babies, because your wife is pregnant... you can talk about your own...... CONGRADULATIONS you two!! If that's the case, then you won't be getting any sleep this Christmas season Quote
+501_Gang Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Carve the turkey because the wife cooking ham. Quote
rickctroop13 Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Won't have to tip the paperboy... all you need to know is on CNN.com... Quote
Theotokos Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Drink beer cause you switched to Whiskey Quote
+Frank n Beck Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Wont be staying up late playing santa, because the kids let you off the hook finally and told you they new the truth. Quote
rickctroop13 Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 ... or Harry Potter book ( you are however still on the hook for the DVD that came out this week)... Quote
+501_Gang Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Miss Christmas dinner because of work. Quote
+501_Gang Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 (edited) watch that little 27" TV because the wife bought you a 60" big screen. Edited December 6, 2007 by 501_Gang Quote
rickctroop13 Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 (edited) Watch Penn State in a Bowl Game (well okay.. the Alamo Bowl- but that's after Christmas) Edited December 6, 2007 by rickctroop13 Quote
+slowdownracer Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Put the lights up on the house because they are still there since last Christmas. (me too!) Quote
rickctroop13 Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Lobby that Joe Pa belongs in the Hall of Fame... Quote
+501_Gang Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Read any of these post till after the New Year because after you posted this cointest, you went on a one month vacation. Quote
rickctroop13 Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Read any of these post till after the New Year because after you posted this cointest, you went on a one month vacation. any of the 99 posts Quote
rickctroop13 Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Read any of these post till after the New Year because after you posted this cointest, you went on a one month vacation. any of the 99 posts 100 Quote
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