+crb11 Posted September 21, 2014 Posted September 21, 2014 The three similar items all "have" something which is the same very common word, although with different meanings. The odd one out fails to "have" something which is a fourth meaning of the same word, and the joke plays on the confusion between this meaning and a fifth meaning of the same word. Quote
Pajaholic Posted September 21, 2014 Posted September 21, 2014 IIRC, a "split" is an American Football 'play'. It's also been the political state of Northern Ireland; and particle physicists have been known to split the odd atom. The only way I can think of an elephant "splitting" is by "getting out of here"! So I'll guess that "split" is the very common word; but I have no idea of the joke! Quote
+crb11 Posted September 21, 2014 Posted September 21, 2014 Right idea, not the right word. (It's specifically Northern Ireland and nowhere else that I'm aware of.) Quote
+crb11 Posted September 22, 2014 Posted September 22, 2014 Oh dear. To clarify the hint: if all four were linked, then something in American football would be called X, something in Northern Ireland would be called X, something to do with elephants would be called X, something to do with particle physics would be called X. Four Xs, but a different meaning in each case. Except that one of these four isn't true, and there's a joke about it. The joke also features a duck. Quote
+crb11 Posted September 22, 2014 Posted September 22, 2014 That looks like it could be a better answer than mine, but no. All the connections are the same word, pronounced and spelt the same (except one has a capital letter.) Quote
Sharpeset Posted September 22, 2014 Posted September 22, 2014 Oh dear. To clarify the hint: if all four were linked, then something in American football would be called X, something in Northern Ireland would be called X, something to do with elephants would be called X, something to do with particle physics would be called X. Four Xs, but a different meaning in each case. Except that one of these four isn't true, and there's a joke about it. The joke also features a duck. No idea of the joke, but could the word possibly be 'Down'? Logic being: American football features eg "first down and ten"; There's a County Down in NI; Picking up on the Oldfields suggestions, I believe quarks can be classified as 'up' or 'down' (used to work in nuclear fusion facility -in admin- but surrounded by physicists discussing such things over coffee at lunchtime); That leaves elephants: can't think of a 'down' connection, but since you mention that the joke features a duck, could that duck possibly be an eider duck, giving an eider down link? Pete Quote
+crb11 Posted September 22, 2014 Posted September 22, 2014 That's the connection, and I'll give you the ding for it. The joke is: "How do you get down off an elephant?" "You don't, you get down off a duck." (I'd seen it regularly, but think I was into my teens before I understood it.) Quote
Sharpeset Posted September 23, 2014 Posted September 23, 2014 That's the connection, and I'll give you the ding for it. The joke is: "How do you get down off an elephant?" "You don't, you get down off a duck." (I'd seen it regularly, but think I was into my teens before I understood it.) Thanks- ah yes, remember it now What word links the “Wizard of Oz” with the top goal-scorer in the 1990 World Cup finals? Quote
+Beach_hut Posted September 23, 2014 Posted September 23, 2014 (edited) That's the connection, and I'll give you the ding for it. The joke is: "How do you get down off an elephant?" "You don't, you get down off a duck." (I'd seen it regularly, but think I was into my teens before I understood it.) Thanks- ah yes, remember it now What word links the “Wizard of Oz” with the top goal-scorer in the 1990 World Cup finals? The goalscorer was Salvatore Schillaci, who I believe was also known as Toto. Edit to finish joining the dots: and Toto was Dorothy's dog in the Wizard of Oz Edited September 23, 2014 by Beach_hut Quote
Sharpeset Posted September 23, 2014 Posted September 23, 2014 That's the connection, and I'll give you the ding for it. The joke is: "How do you get down off an elephant?" "You don't, you get down off a duck." (I'd seen it regularly, but think I was into my teens before I understood it.) Thanks- ah yes, remember it now What word links the “Wizard of Oz” with the top goal-scorer in the 1990 World Cup finals? The goalscorer was Salvatore Schillaci, who I believe was also known as Toto. Edit to finish joining the dots: and Toto was Dorothy's dog in the Wizard of Oz Back of the net! - over to you... Quote
+Beach_hut Posted September 24, 2014 Posted September 24, 2014 Why thank you. Toto's last goal of that World Cup was against England, in a match Italy won 2-1. Who scored for England? Quote
+Yorkshire Yellow Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 Wow! That was a total guess! Quote
+Yorkshire Yellow Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 Okay then, here's the next one: - What connects ice hockey, polo, tug of war and gliding? Quote
+martin&lindabryn Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 they all used to be Olympic sports Quote
+martin&lindabryn Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 (edited) Thanks for the Ding. A nice easy question for you now. What animal is used on UK road signs to denote a zoo? Edited September 27, 2014 by martin&lindabryn Quote
+martin&lindabryn Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 over to speakers-corner with his second attempt Elephant. Quote
+speakers-corner Posted September 28, 2014 Posted September 28, 2014 History. Who built the breakwaters of Portland Harbor? Quote
Sharpeset Posted September 28, 2014 Posted September 28, 2014 (edited) The inmates of Portland Prison (who were prisoners of war) Edited September 28, 2014 by Sharpeset Quote
+speakers-corner Posted September 29, 2014 Posted September 29, 2014 There goes the Ding. It was built by the inmates of Portland prison, they were not prisoners of war but were convicts who lived at "The Grove" on Portland. Quote
Sharpeset Posted September 29, 2014 Posted September 29, 2014 There goes the Ding. It was built by the inmates of Portland prison, they were not prisoners of war but were convicts who lived at "The Grove" on Portland. Thanks - sticking with Portland, which battleship was deliberately scuttled in the southernmost entrance to Portland Harbour in 1914? Quote
+speakers-corner Posted September 30, 2014 Posted September 30, 2014 That was going to be one of my questions. It was HMS Hood, sunk across the opening to stop enemy submarines from entering the Harbour. Quote
+speakers-corner Posted September 30, 2014 Posted September 30, 2014 OK, Portland again. How many lighthouses are there at the Bill, and what are they used for today. Quote
+Simply Paul Posted September 30, 2014 Author Posted September 30, 2014 I think it's three. The tall strippy one's still an operational lighthouse,the small octaginal(?) one is either a private house or can be rented as a holiday cottage perhaps, and the small round(?) one is... used as a Daymark? Ice-cream parlour? Quote
+speakers-corner Posted September 30, 2014 Posted September 30, 2014 Almost there, three is correct, 2 from 3 uses are also correct, but what is the third use? Quote
+Simply Paul Posted October 1, 2014 Author Posted October 1, 2014 Radio beacon site? I'm working from some pretty old memories here! Quote
+speakers-corner Posted October 1, 2014 Posted October 1, 2014 Sorry, ist not a Radio beacon site. The tall strippy one is the lighthouse that is still in use. The upper lighthouse was a private residence but now a guesthouse. What is the lower lighthouse being used for? Quote
+speakers-corner Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 As I will be away from the Internet until Monday I will pass the Ding to Simply Paul as he is the closest to the answer. The third lighthouse (lower lighthouse) is a Bird Observatory. Quote
+Simply Paul Posted October 2, 2014 Author Posted October 2, 2014 That was going to be my third guess! Thanks SC. Staying with Bills, who had a minor hit in 1978 with a cover of Rocket Man? Quote
+MartyBartfast Posted October 2, 2014 Posted October 2, 2014 James T. Kirk (AKA William Shatner). Quote
+Simply Paul Posted October 3, 2014 Author Posted October 3, 2014 Ding. A. Ling. That's the. William... I wanted. Over. To you. Quote
+MartyBartfast Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) I probably wouldn't have remembered except it's being used for TV ad running at the moment! Anyway, what connects the following: A Lion's Mane An Engineer's thumb A Norwood Builder Edited October 3, 2014 by MartyBartfast Quote
+crb11 Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 The last is a Sherlock Holmes story. Are the other two? Quote
+MartyBartfast Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 Yep, They're all Sherlock Holmes stories. Your go. Quote
+crb11 Posted October 3, 2014 Posted October 3, 2014 Staying near Norwood, Crystal Palace have had two main nicknames in their history. One is "the Eagles", but what is the other? Quote
+crb11 Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 It's an obvious one given their name, so be unimaginative! Quote
+martin&lindabryn Posted October 5, 2014 Posted October 5, 2014 after having a chat with one of my locals,who is a football fan, he has suggested "The Club"! Quote
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