+Polgara Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 My personal favorite bumpersticker: Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's a$$ and wait! True-North Quote Link to comment
Goat6500 Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 How about: "Bad Cop! No donut!" "Tit's 'n Truck. Got'em. Show'em" "Save a horse, ride a cowboy!"(Note, this was on a Dually Pick-up with a vanity license plate of YEEHAW). Quote Link to comment
+The Weasel Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 SAVE A TREE EAT A BEAVER!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Cracker. Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Mine are kinda 4x4 related, but here goes. "Save a trail, plant a Sierra Clubber" and for the L.O.S.T members here on the forums, "Jeep, its whats for dinner" "Jeep, tastes like chicken" and this one is on my friends Toyota bumper "Attach stuck/broken Jeep here" Art www.yankeetoys.org www.BudBuilt.com http://www.ttora-ne.mainpage.net/ Quote Link to comment
+roasteroo Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 I saw a good one last year on a fishing trip: Out of service, Do not drive vehicle. He was making a left out of the KFC in front of me. Quote Link to comment
Beekeeper Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 Ski Antarctica 1/2 inch of fresh powder 10,000 foot base Todd http://www.poppb.org Quote Link to comment
+BletchleyPark Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Several years ago during a particularly dry year, a local Northeast Ski Resort proposed using drainage water for its snow-making operation. Opponents of the proposal started a guerilla campaign, putting bumper stickers on the cars of the visitors to the ski resort which read: "{name of ski resort} - Where Affluence Meets Effluence" BP Quote Link to comment
+IV_Warrior Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 quote:Originally posted by BletchleyPark:Several years ago during a particularly dry year, a local Northeast Ski Resort proposed using drainage water for its snow-making operation. Opponents of the proposal started a guerilla campaign, putting bumper stickers on the cars of the visitors to the ski resort which read: "{name of ski resort} - Where Affluence Meets Effluence" BP That kinda crap bugs me to no end. If I ever caught someone sticking a bumper sticker on MY car, it'd be a long time before their fingers worked properly to be able to do it again. What ever happened to respect for another's property??? I'm lost. I've gone to find myself. If I should happen to get back before I return, please ask me to wait. Quote Link to comment
+Gaddiel Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Give me ambiguity or give me something else. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. (Not screaming and yelling like the other passengers in his car.) Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. Horn broken. Watch for finger. Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot. I brake for no apparent reason. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control. Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? He who laughs last thinks slowest. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Change is inevitable ... except from a vending machine. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. Work is for people who don't know how to fish. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students. Quote Link to comment
+LoneHowler Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 quote:That kinda crap bugs me to no end. If I ever caught someone sticking a bumper sticker on MY car, it'd be a long time before their fingers worked properly to be able to do it again. What ever happened to respect for another's property??? I agree with you about wanting to smash any fingers that dared put a sticker on my SUV without permission, but bumper stickers are easy enough to remove just take the vehicle to a high pressure car wash and you can blast any unwanted stickers into oblivion More to see, More to do Quote Link to comment
+ApK Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 quote:Originally posted by LoneHowler:I agree with you about wanting to smash any fingers that dared put a sticker on my SUV without permission, but bumper stickers are easy enough to remove just take the vehicle to a high pressure car wash and you can blast any unwanted stickers into oblivion More to see, More to do Yes, and bruises heal quickly, so what's wrong with slapping her around a bit. And he can always earn more money, so why not just take some of his. Witness the fall of civiliation. ApK Quote Link to comment
+Team Gizmo Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Honk if your horn is broken! Quote Link to comment
+fritz59 Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 "Once you go Trac, You'll never go back!" On the back of my Ford Sport Trac Quote Link to comment
+Sissy-n-CR Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Dyslexics of the World UNTIE! -Sissy Quote Link to comment
+ErSamin Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Mopar:Originally posted by Dru Morgan:A west coast chain called "In and Out Burgers" is frequently manipulated to say, "In and Out Urge" Trade ya some White Castle burgers for them! "Some" is the word....I'd say about 12 sliders would equal one Double-Double. Back to the bumper stickers... "Don't blame me, I voted for Ben Stein" "Against abortion? Don't have one" "Could be worse...could be raining" Quote Link to comment
+ErSamin Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Seen on the dirt encrusted rear window of a neglected, white mini-van... "Also comes in white" "Could be worse...could be raining" Quote Link to comment
+fishin'fool Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 I think these might be labeled cruel bumper stickers but they are still cool! www.prankplace.com Quote Link to comment
+Bloencustoms Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 During a time when save our lake stickers were poular. Don't even think about putting those muddy boots in my car. Quote Link to comment
+LoneHowler Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Sissy-n-CR:Dyslexics of the World UNTIE! -Sissy http://img.Groundspeak.com/user/72057_2000.gif I'm dyslexic and it affects my spelling, but I'm not insulted by the bumper sticker, I find it quite funny More to see, More to do Quote Link to comment
+Dave and Michelle Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 This is a bumper sticker I've seen recently and really liked St. Augustine A quaint little drinking town, with a fishing problem. Quote Link to comment
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