+GoaTSniFFer Posted September 21, 2003 Posted September 21, 2003 I thought I had pretty much seen everything. But today while looking for stage two on a multi-cache, I came across something very odd. After arriving at the stage two location and setting off...I found a black bag laying in some tall grass. I wondered if this could be the cache, so I kind of moved it with my foot. I noticed some clothing and a flesh colored object. After looking further, much to my suprise it appeared to be an "adult" item. Turned the bag upside down and out came what appeared to be an "adult" store of items, large, small, batteries, "slippery" stuff and lots of intimate clothing. I thought...umm...WOW...now that is a cache! Not sure what this was doing here, but I took a picture and left the area after not finding the stage two coordinates. It was very funny, but very odd and disturbing to find. - GoatSniFFer "Don't you hate it when the toliet paper rips?" Quote
+Jeremy Posted September 21, 2003 Posted September 21, 2003 This is the second story in the forums that I've read where someone found sex items hidden in the woods. What is up with that? Little S&M elves in the woods that cobble this stuff at night? Kids hiding porn mags out in the woods is one thing, but this is far more strange. Jeremy Irish Groundspeak - The Language of Location Quote
+Xitron Posted September 21, 2003 Posted September 21, 2003 On one of my caches I came accrss a sleeping bag fully laid out. When I went to take a closer look it apperared to be moving and I was a little worried. I pulled back the top and discovered about a million ants and other insects fighting for the right to be the owner. My guess was that the person didn't know about camping and unrolled his bag as soon as he made camp, and the insects claimed it for their own. I wonder how the rest of his night went. Quick edit no sex toys thank god lol. Quote
+The Leprechauns Posted September 21, 2003 Posted September 21, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Jeremy:What is up with that? Little S&M elves in the woods that cobble this stuff at night? Wow, this perked my pointy ears right up! Could someone please send me the coordinates for this enchanted forest? Or do I need to start a "Geocaching.com hates elves" thread? x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x Next time, instead of getting married, I think I'll just find a woman I don't like and buy her a house. Quote
Pantalaimon Posted September 21, 2003 Posted September 21, 2003 I hope you traded up. "Took flesh colored adult item, left blow-up flesh colored adult item. Signed log." Pan Here there be tigers. - My response when asked by a fellow Geocacher to describe the attitude of the forums. Quote
+GoaTSniFFer Posted September 21, 2003 Author Posted September 21, 2003 LOL! I was too afraid of getting something more than I could wash off!! - GoatSniFFer "Don't you hate it when the toliet paper rips?" Quote
+Bilder Posted September 21, 2003 Posted September 21, 2003 Maybe that was the cache. Did you check the battery compartment for a mini log book? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have never been lost. Been awful confused for a few days, but never lost! N61.12.041 W149.43.734 Quote
+Brian - Team A.I. Posted September 21, 2003 Posted September 21, 2003 There's a certain irony in the fact that I found 4 porn mags and 6 videos tossed into a tree just a few feet away from a cache titled Fall Nymph #1. Brian Team A.I. Quote
+Team GPSaxophone Posted September 21, 2003 Posted September 21, 2003 Maybe I'll add that to my list of 'must do' Phoenix caches, Brian Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness Quote
+sept1c_tank Posted September 21, 2003 Posted September 21, 2003 Sheesh! ==============="If it feels good...do it"================ **(the other 9 out of 10 voices in my head say: "Don't do it.")** . Quote
Captain Chaoss Posted September 21, 2003 Posted September 21, 2003 Someone with a name like "GOATSNIFFER" is disturbed by "adult" stuff. Hmmm. Two roads diverged in the woods and I, I took the one less traveled, and that is how I found the cache. Quote
+GoaTSniFFer Posted September 22, 2003 Author Posted September 22, 2003 You may have a point there! - GoatSniFFer "Don't you hate it when the toliet paper rips?" Quote
mckee Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Jeremy:This is the second story in the forums that I've read where someone found sex items hidden in the woods. What is up with that? Little S&M elves in the woods that cobble this stuff at night? Nothing to see here, folks. Just spritely sex maniacs frolicking in the woods. Move along.... -------------------- Searching for the lost, Geocache....... Quote
+woof n lulu Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 LOL...purchased at Fredericks of the Forest ? Quote
+GoaTSniFFer Posted September 22, 2003 Author Posted September 22, 2003 If anyone is interested in seeing this...well...umm...very interesting picture...email me and I will send it along for a laugh. - GoatSniFFer "Don't you hate it when the toliet paper rips?" Quote
+Doc-Dean Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 Maybe we need a new category of caches: Adult Play Toy Cache. I had some good ideas for cache names, but will try to keep this thread in good taste and will just snicker quietly to myself! --------------------------------------------------- Free your mind and the rest will follow And may no Admin bricks fly your way Quote
Micqn Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 The most disturbing thing I found at a cache was in two mason jars. One had what looked like two or three animal hearts floating in a yellowish liquid and the other was full of what looked like peanut butter. Didn't sniff either to see what they really were but I did kick them of a little ways down the hill so that no one else would have the same luck as my wife, son and I. I still remember thinking that someone didn't leave the bread and butter-knife. pLAyS WitH maTCHeS Quote
+DeskJocky Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Jeremy:This is the second story in the forums that I've read where someone found sex items hidden in the woods. What is up with that? Little S&M elves in the woods that cobble this stuff at night? Kids hiding porn mags out in the woods is one thing, but this is far more strange. Jeremy Irish Groundspeak - The Language of Location I've been wanting to hone my night caching skills. Where might these elves play? Quote
+Sagefox Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Jeremy:This is the second story in the forums that I've read where someone found sex items hidden in the woods. What is up with that? Little S&M elves in the woods that cobble this stuff at night? Jeremy Irish Groundspeak - The Language of Location Make it four. We and others have hidden caches in the Lake Mendocino area. We found two sex camps on the way to one cache. Lots of condom and lubricant packets and musty old sleeping bags, and when I looked for a place to put a new cache I came across a new and freshly placed Ziploc bag hanging in a tree with one condom and a lubricant packet inside not far off the trail. Kinda reminded me of the hobo messages during the 30's. Needless to say, I didn't put our cache in that area. Quote
+GoaTSniFFer Posted September 22, 2003 Author Posted September 22, 2003 quote:Make it four. We and others have hidden caches in the Lake Mendocino area. We found two sex camps on the way to one cache. Lots of condom and lubricant packets and musty old sleeping bags, and when I looked for a place to put a new cache I came across a new and freshly placed Ziploc bag hanging in a tree with one condom and a lubricant packet inside not far off the trail. Kinda reminded me of the hobo messages during the 30's. Needless to say, I didn't put our cache in that area. Maybe the Blair Witch has some new tricks up her sleeve!!! - GoatSniFFer "Don't you hate it when the toliet paper rips?" Quote
+woodsters Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 Now for the real question Goat....ok make that 2 questions... 1) why the heck did you take a picture? Wasn't it traumatic enough? lol 2) umm...did you leave the items on the ground or place them back in the bag? If you put them back in the bag, was managing how you managed to do it? Brian www.woodsters.com Quote
mckee Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 Perhaps something has escaped me. What is the attraction to having sex in a soggy, mildewy, nasty sleeping bag that's been left out in the weather? I can understand packing in the bedding for a Wilderness Quickie, but at least have the class to use fresh stuff and launder it afterwards. *shudder* -------------------- Searching for the lost, Geocache....... Quote
+woof n lulu Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 Puts a whole new meaning to cache in trash out.... Quote
+Team GPSaxophone Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 quote:Originally posted by GoaTSniFFer:Maybe the Blair Witch has some new tricks up her sleeve!!! For some reason, I was thinking of the 'Bare Wench Project' when you mentioned this Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness Quote
Cupajo Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 quote:Originally posted by mckee:Perhaps something has escaped me. What is the attraction to having sex in a soggy, mildewy, nasty sleeping bag that's been left out in the weather? Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. ****************************************************** Caching without music is like swimming without water. ****************************************************** Quote
+GoaTSniFFer Posted September 22, 2003 Author Posted September 22, 2003 quote:1) why the heck did you take a picture? Wasn't it traumatic enough? lol 2) umm...did you leave the items on the ground or place them back in the bag? If you put them back in the bag, was managing how you managed to do it? 1. I took the picture because I was not sure anyone would actually believe me. 2. I did leave the items on the ground as I was not real keen about touching anything in this bag. I did feel bad about not trashing it and apologized in the log for not doing it. - GoatSniFFer "Don't you hate it when the toliet paper rips?" [This message was edited by GoaTSniFFer on September 22, 2003 at 06:14 PM.] Quote
+woodsters Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 Maybe a cacher left it...lol a moving cache.... Brian www.woodsters.com Quote
+Polgara Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 quote:Originally posted by The Leprechauns: quote:Originally posted by Jeremy:What is up with that? Little S&M elves in the woods that cobble this stuff at night? Wow, this perked my pointy ears right up! Could someone please send me the coordinates for this enchanted forest? Or do I need to start a "Geocaching.com hates elves" thread? Ohhhhh, I see, so THAT's what the rockets are for... "The more I study nature, the more I am amazed at the Creator." - Louis Pasteur Quote
+Sagefox Posted September 22, 2003 Posted September 22, 2003 Maybe the following log I just received will add some illumination. wood_fly has logged a cache on your watch list (Sweet Sugarloaf Stash). You can visit the cache at the following link: http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details.asp?ID=23902 User comments: I hate giving up. So I was poking around the bases of some of the redwoods when my right ring finger hurt... stung by a yellow jacket - actually found a nest of them! dadgum. Well I left them alone, found the cache and TNLN but I did find an interesting entry from the last folks to find the cache. Not geocachers but.. "..me and my lady stumbled over your bucket while looking for a place to *AHEM*". No they didn't write ahem, but another fine euphamism for outdoor paired sporting activities. Ah nature. Quote
+Doc-Dean Posted September 23, 2003 Posted September 23, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Woodsters Outdoors:Maybe a cacher left it...lol a moving cache.... no, its a vibrating cache! --------------------------------------------------- Free your mind and the rest will follow And may no Admin bricks fly your way Quote
+GoaTSniFFer Posted September 23, 2003 Author Posted September 23, 2003 I am going to try and stop by this afternoon and look for the stage two coordinates again. I will let you know if the items are still there or if someone found a "friend(s)" to take home. - GoatSniFFer "Don't you hate it when the toliet paper rips?" Quote
+GoaTSniFFer Posted September 23, 2003 Author Posted September 23, 2003 The "lrve" making bag has mysteriously disappeared. All that was left was a few batteries and some chewing gum wrappers. - GoatSniFFer "Don't you hate it when the toliet paper rips?" Quote
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