+coast2coast2coast Posted December 24, 2003 Posted December 24, 2003 keep it all together so its easier to read A GeoCacher's Tale Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand.
+briansnat Posted December 24, 2003 Posted December 24, 2003 not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
+Cachengrab Posted December 24, 2003 Posted December 24, 2003 (edited) keep it all together so its easier to read A GeoCacher's Tale Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, Edited December 24, 2003 by cachengrab
CacheMonkeez Posted December 24, 2003 Posted December 24, 2003 (edited) keep it all together so its easier to read A GeoCacher's Tale Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, I slept on the couch in a dreamy nap Edited December 24, 2003 by CacheMonkeez
+Team GPSaxophone Posted December 24, 2003 Posted December 24, 2003 A GeoCacher's Tale Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. Except GPSaxophone who's wife had taken his GPS...
+wray_clan Posted December 24, 2003 Posted December 24, 2003 keep it all together so its easier to read A GeoCacher's Tale Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, I slept on the couch in a dreamy nap 'round my waist lay a fannie pack strap
+Team VCR Posted December 24, 2003 Posted December 24, 2003 A GeoCacher's Tale Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, I slept on the couch in a dreamy nap On the screen were new logs waiting to be read While visions of FTF danced in my head
+coast2coast2coast Posted December 24, 2003 Author Posted December 24, 2003 (edited) A GeoCacher's Tale Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, I slept on the couch in a dreamy nap On the screen were new logs waiting to be read While visions of FTF danced in my head I had just found out that my Mrs hid my receiver I had to promise to stop, I'm going to hate to deceive her Edited December 24, 2003 by coast2coast2coast
+Team GPSaxophone Posted December 24, 2003 Posted December 24, 2003 (edited) Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, I slept on the couch in a dreamy nap On the screen were new logs waiting to be read While visions of FTF danced in my head I had just found out that my Mrs hid my receiver I had to promise to stop, I'm going to hate to deceive her She put up with my lights, all 9,000 or so but kept on complaining about hiking through the snow Edited December 24, 2003 by Team GPSaxophone
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 (edited) Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, I slept on the couch in a dreamy nap On the screen were new logs waiting to be read While visions of FTF danced in my head I had just found out that my Mrs hid my receiver I had to promise to stop, I'm going to hate to deceive her She put up with my lights, all 9,000 or so but kept on complaining about hiking through the snow I said to her, "Look, hon, this weather ain't sultry, "But I just gotta find the thirty-seven stage multry!" Edited December 25, 2003 by Team Og Rof A Klaw
Captain Chaoss Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land;Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, I slept on the couch in a dreamy nap On the screen were new logs waiting to be read While visions of FTF danced in my head I had just found out that my Mrs hid my receiver I had to promise to stop, I'm going to hate to deceive her She put up with my lights, all 9,000 or so but kept on complaining about hiking through the snow I said to her, "Look, hon, this weather ain't sultry, "But I just gotta find the thirty-seven stage multry!" As she turned away with a look of disgust, Team GPSaxaphones smurfy little legs sped him away, leaving her eating his dust.
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, I slept on the couch in a dreamy nap On the screen were new logs waiting to be read While visions of FTF danced in my head I had just found out that my Mrs hid my receiver I had to promise to stop, I'm going to hate to deceive her She put up with my lights, all 9,000 or so but kept on complaining about hiking through the snow I said to her, "Look, hon, this weather ain't sultry, "But I just gotta find the thirty-seven stage multry!" As she turned away with a look of disgust, Team GPSaxaphones smurfy little legs sped him away, leaving her eating his dust. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a Criminal X-cache! With premium beer!
+eroyd Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 From the bushes aside arose such a clatter I ran to the clearing to see what was the matter. But instead with my eyes where I expected a deer were two men who were no doubt just a little bit friends.
Captain Chaoss Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 But instead with my eyes where I expected a deerwere two men who were no doubt just a little bit friends. ROTFLMAO oh boy, now starts the trouble !
Captain Chaoss Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, I slept on the couch in a dreamy nap On the screen were new logs waiting to be read While visions of FTF danced in my head I had just found out that my Mrs hid my receiver I had to promise to stop, I'm going to hate to deceive her She put up with my lights, all 9,000 or so but kept on complaining about hiking through the snow I said to her, "Look, hon, this weather ain't sultry, "But I just gotta find the thirty-seven stage multry!" As she turned away with a look of disgust, Team GPSaxaphones smurfy little legs sped him away, leaving her eating his dust. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a Criminal X-cache! With premium beer! From the bushes aside arose such a clatter I ran to the clearing to see what was the matter. But instead with my eyes where I expected a deer were two men who were no doubt just a little bit friends. Were these park weirdos, Or a land-owner pair, Or maybe some cachers, Hiding a new one with some tender care !
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 (edited) Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, I slept on the couch in a dreamy nap On the screen were new logs waiting to be read While visions of FTF danced in my head I had just found out that my Mrs hid my receiver I had to promise to stop, I'm going to hate to deceive her She put up with my lights, all 9,000 or so but kept on complaining about hiking through the snow I said to her, "Look, hon, this weather ain't sultry, "But I just gotta find the thirty-seven stage multry!" As she turned away with a look of disgust, Team GPSaxaphones smurfy little legs sped him away, leaving her eating his dust. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a Criminal X-cache! With premium beer! From the bushes aside arose such a clatter I ran to the clearing to see what was the matter. But instead with my eyes where I expected a deer were two men who were no doubt just a little bit friends. Were these park weirdos, Or a land-owner pair, Or maybe some cachers, Hiding a new one with some tender care ! Then all of a sudden, One pulled out his Glock! "Dammit (markwelled to Crim) I'll shoot off your Error 404: Page not found. Please report this to the local administrator. Edited December 25, 2003 by Team Og Rof A Klaw
+GEO*Trailblazer 1 Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land;Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, I slept on the couch in a dreamy nap On the screen were new logs waiting to be read While visions of FTF danced in my head I had just found out that my Mrs hid my receiver I had to promise to stop, I'm going to hate to deceive her She put up with my lights, all 9,000 or so but kept on complaining about hiking through the snow I said to her, "Look, hon, this weather ain't sultry, "But I just gotta find the thirty-seven stage multry!" I got 36 now to 37, Is it really a hidden treasure. Ma in her night clothes, Me in my hat.
Captain Chaoss Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, I slept on the couch in a dreamy nap On the screen were new logs waiting to be read While visions of FTF danced in my head I had just found out that my Mrs hid my receiver I had to promise to stop, I'm going to hate to deceive her She put up with my lights, all 9,000 or so but kept on complaining about hiking through the snow I said to her, "Look, hon, this weather ain't sultry, "But I just gotta find the thirty-seven stage multry!" As she turned away with a look of disgust, Team GPSaxaphones smurfy little legs sped him away, leaving her eating his dust. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a Criminal X-cache! With premium beer! From the bushes aside arose such a clatter I ran to the clearing to see what was the matter. But instead with my eyes where I expected a deer were two men who were no doubt just a little bit friends. Were these park weirdos, Or a land-owner pair, Or maybe some cachers, Hiding a new one with some tender care ! Then all of a sudden, One pulled out his Glock! He stared at me suspiciously and asked, “haven’t you looked at a clock?” “Why, the hour is late, the snow is really falling,” he snickered evilly, “and I think your MOMMY is calling”
+Johnnie Stalkers Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 Killling me, wish I had something to top that,
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 (edited) Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, I slept on the couch in a dreamy nap On the screen were new logs waiting to be read While visions of FTF danced in my head I had just found out that my Mrs hid my receiver I had to promise to stop, I'm going to hate to deceive her She put up with my lights, all 9,000 or so but kept on complaining about hiking through the snow I said to her, "Look, hon, this weather ain't sultry, "But I just gotta find the thirty-seven stage multry!" As she turned away with a look of disgust, Team GPSaxaphones smurfy little legs sped him away, leaving her eating his dust. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a Criminal X-cache! With premium beer! From the bushes aside arose such a clatter I ran to the clearing to see what was the matter. But instead with my eyes where I expected a deer were two men who were no doubt just a little bit friends. Were these park weirdos, Or a land-owner pair, Or maybe some cachers, Hiding a new one with some tender care ! Then all of a sudden, One pulled out his Glock! He stared at me suspiciously and asked, “haven’t you looked at a clock?” “Why, the hour is late, the snow is really falling,” he snickered evilly, “and I think your MOMMY is calling” "You've met unholy sin in this forest primeval! I am CO Admin! And I'm plain freakin' EVIL!" Edited December 25, 2003 by Team Og Rof A Klaw
+Team Lyons Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 (edited) Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, I slept on the couch in a dreamy nap On the screen were new logs waiting to be read While visions of FTF danced in my head I had just found out that my Mrs hid my receiver I had to promise to stop, I'm going to hate to deceive her She put up with my lights, all 9,000 or so but kept on complaining about hiking through the snow I said to her, "Look, hon, this weather ain't sultry, "But I just gotta find the thirty-seven stage multry!" As she turned away with a look of disgust, Team GPSaxaphones smurfy little legs sped him away, leaving her eating his dust. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a Criminal X-cache! With premium beer! From the bushes aside arose such a clatter I ran to the clearing to see what was the matter. But instead with my eyes where I expected a deer were two men who were no doubt just a little bit friends. Were these park weirdos, Or a land-owner pair, Or maybe some cachers, Hiding a new one with some tender care ! Then all of a sudden, One pulled out his Glock! He stared at me suspiciously and asked, “haven’t you looked at a clock?” “Why, the hour is late, the snow is really falling,” he snickered evilly, “and I think your MOMMY is calling” "You've met unholy sin in this forest primeval! I am CO Admin! And I'm plain freakin' EVIL!" "So what do I do with all these broken McToys? I know! I'll wrap them and give them to the bad girls and boys." Edited December 25, 2003 by Team Lyons
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted December 26, 2003 Posted December 26, 2003 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land; Thousands of cachers were falling asleep with a GPS in their hand. With my hand on my compass and my eyes on the map, I slept on the couch in a dreamy nap On the screen were new logs waiting to be read While visions of FTF danced in my head I had just found out that my Mrs hid my receiver I had to promise to stop, I'm going to hate to deceive her She put up with my lights, all 9,000 or so but kept on complaining about hiking through the snow I said to her, "Look, hon, this weather ain't sultry, "But I just gotta find the thirty-seven stage multry!" As she turned away with a look of disgust, Team GPSaxaphones smurfy little legs sped him away, leaving her eating his dust. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a Criminal X-cache! With premium beer! From the bushes aside arose such a clatter I ran to the clearing to see what was the matter. But instead with my eyes where I expected a deer were two men who were no doubt just a little bit friends. Were these park weirdos, Or a land-owner pair, Or maybe some cachers, Hiding a new one with some tender care ! Then all of a sudden, One pulled out his Glock! He stared at me suspiciously and asked, “haven’t you looked at a clock?” “Why, the hour is late, the snow is really falling,” he snickered evilly, “and I think your MOMMY is calling” "You've met unholy sin in this forest primeval! I am CO Admin! And I'm plain freakin' EVIL!" "So what do I do with all these broken McToys? I know! I'll wrap them and give them to the bad girls and boys." Then I heard him exclaim (though he sounded quite crocked): "Merry Chrishmash to all!" (Oh... this topic is locked.)"
Keystone Posted December 26, 2003 Posted December 26, 2003 Yep, that last poet is also a psychic. Since the topic has degenerated to personal attacks against CO Admin which get repeated with each verse added, the story's over.
+coast2coast2coast Posted December 26, 2003 Author Posted December 26, 2003 This was meant in good fun...I can't believe how Freakin childish some 'cachers are...I was going to show it to my kids when it was done...Not a Flippin chance....Thanx for ruining a good and inocent thing!
+coast2coast2coast Posted December 26, 2003 Author Posted December 26, 2003 If anyone wants to reply to this start another thread! This one is closed!!!!
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