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COINTEST: A celebration of the Year of the Ox

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Signs your cow may have Mad Cow Disease:

 

1) Your cow insists on wearing a little steak sauce behind each ear as cologne.

2) She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."

3) Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.

4) Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder.

5) Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow's body.

6) Your cow demands to be branded with the 'Golden Archs Logo'.

7) Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.

8) Your cow thought Bruce Seldon would beat Mike Tyson.

9) Your cow insists evaporated milk comes from thirsty cows.

10) Your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at Burger King.

11) She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia.

12) Your cow joins the Hell's Angels because, hey, its already got a cool leather jacket.

13) Your cow starts smoking its grass rather than eating it.

14) Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting "MOO" backwards.

15) Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding it Hershey bars.

16) Your cow seems to actually enjoy being 'Hogtied'.

17) Your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you'll wear something sexy this time.

18) Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells out "Bullseye"!

19) Your cow starts smoking the cowlick.

20) Your cow becomes a Muslim and asks to be called "LaCream Abdul Milkbar".

21) Your cow insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows.

22) Your cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose.

23) You find your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.

24) Your cow keeps wanting to chew other cows cuds.

25) Your cow believes it could really jump over the moon, like in the nursery rhyme, if it got a really good run at it.

 

From HERE please take a look at the page and then click on the Mad Cow at the bottom of the page- I can remember receiving this during one of the Mad Cow outbreaks in the UK and it still makes me laugh today :(

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Howdy all -- you're correct; the cointest is closed!

 

It was actually closed at 8pm my time (I just couldn't get to the computer to post) -- if I am not mistaken, that's 3am this morning (Forum Time, which I think is Pacific time).

 

Give me a couple of days to go through these with the hubby; I should have an announcement no later than Friday.

 

THANK YOU ALL for participating! : ) : ) : ) Can't wait to see what you've done!

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Hello, everyone --

 

Boy, what a tough contest! There were a lot of great and very funny entries -- thank you so much! I narrowed down the field to those entries that were cited (either in the picture or via an extra link) and it was still a very tough choice for us. You guys are good at finding funny stuff!

 

But we do have some WINNERS!

 

FIRST PLACE and winner of the "Evil Overlord" Edition...

 

..... Team Red-One, for the Kung-Fu Cow!

 

This entry worked on so many levels, from the reference to Chinese martial arts to the "bullet-time" and flying-through-the-air spoofing. Wonderful!

 

SECOND PLACE ....

 

..... andyfee, for "Cow Curiosity FAIL"

 

I am a big fan of failblog.org. That's a wonderfully funny picture. Some poor kid is missing a toy! And poor cow! ; )

 

THIRD PLACE ....

 

..... ImaMystic, for "...farmer in the DELL!"

 

<groan!> Not that the thread was lacking for truly terrible puns, but as someone who spent over 10 years in network technical support, this one just tickled me.

 

FOURTH PLACE ...

..... Team CeDo, for "there were 4 cows in the field"

 

Actually, Team CeDo had a ton of hilarous posts. I was also fond of "roamed the plains in large numbers" and "hey, my migraine is gone!" The funny-foo is strong with this one.

 

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS!

 

Please shoot me an email via my profile so that I can mail out the coins. Andyfee and ImaMystic, please give me your top TWO choices from among the YotO REs.

 

THANKS AGAIN FOR PLAYING!! It was a LOT of fun! : )

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