+GATOULIS Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 That was nice! I like penguins too!! I suppose you liked "Happy feet" I like the imperial penguins a lot, but I love the small ones! In happy feet these penguins were the friends of happy feet! I do not remember if it had a name and what they called him! I have seen a documentary with these small ones coming in a land full of other bigger ones like imperial penguins! they were walking fast with their "wings" open and looked like children after school!!! Quote Link to comment
+dardevle Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 (edited) The rabbit was sitting under a tree and he was smoking....you know! A lizart came close to him and saw him smiking! - what is that? - that is a cigarette! - oh! a cigarette? - Yes! do you want to try? - I do not know....I ... - come on! try it! - ok! The lizart try it but she didn't like it at all!!! - This is awful!!! What are you doing??? My thoat! I need water now! - take this road you will find the lake! - Ok! I will go drink some water and I will come back! - Ok!!! The lizart went to the lake and there he met with the crocodile! - Hello cousin! How are you? The crocodile said! - Oh! I am not feeling well!!! Rabbit gave me to try a strange cigarette and now I feel bad! - The rabbit??? Hmmm and where is the rabbit now??? - there....under the big tree! - I will go to say to him a few words!!! The crocodile took the road and after 10 minutes he saw the rabbit! the rabbit was dizzy with the cigarette so he couldn't see clear! when the crocodile came closer, the rabbit saw him and said loudly: My God!!! How many water did you drunk????? Anyway.... Edited March 22, 2008 by dardevle Quote Link to comment
+GATOULIS Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 The rabbit was sitting under a tree and he was smoking....you know! A lizart came close to him and saw him smiking! - what is that? - that is a cigarette! - oh! a cigarette? - Yes! do you want to try? - I do not know....I ... - come on! try it! - ok! The lizart try it but she didn't like it at all!!! - This is awful!!! What are you doing??? My thoat! I need water now! - take this road you will find the lake! - Ok! I will go drink some water and I will come back! - Ok!!! The lizart went to the lake and there he met with the crocodile! - Hello cousin! How are you? The crocodile said! - Oh! I am not feeling well!!! Rabbit gave me to try a strange cigarette and now I feel bad! - The rabbit??? Hmmm and where is the rabbit now??? - there....under the big tree! - I will go to say to him a few words!!! The crocodile took the road and after 10 minutes he saw the rabbit! the rabbit was dizzy with the cigarette so he couldn't see clear! when the crocodile came closer, the rabbit saw him and said loudly: My God!!! How many water did you drunk????? Anyway.... Hello Dardevle! Happy Easter! Probably I didn't translate this joke good! Well...The rabbit was smoking....not a real cigerette!!! He saw the crocodile and thought he ws the lizard who went to drink water!!! The crocodile was too big so...he said that! I hope I explaind it a lilttle! ** sorry if I make mistakes! If I wrote the jokes in greek, I am wondering who would understand what I am writting!!! Quote Link to comment
+The-Wolf-Pack Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Easter Bunny Poop The Easter Bunny came last night And left this little scoop. Because you weren't too good this year, You're getting Bunny Poop! Quote Link to comment
+The-Wolf-Pack Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Easter Bunny Hugs And Kisses That cute little bunny has hopped all day, delivering baskets for the holiday. His paws are so tired and his nose how it itches, He left you something special to fulfill all your wishes- Lots of cute little Easter bunny hugs and kisses. Quote Link to comment
+The-Wolf-Pack Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 The sleepy colors of winter Fade fast in the dawn of Spring. The joy of Easter's promise, Delivers sweet reason to Sing Refreshed from her snowy Slumber, Mother Earth exalts her Worth. In a colorful burst of glory, She blazons her wondrous Rebirth Renew your spirit, refresh Your soul, Rejoice with all humankind. Celebrate life everlasting. Peace and wonder are Yours to find. The blessing of the Lord be upon you... Psalms 129:8 May the glory and the promise of this joyous time of year Bring peace and happiness to you and those you hold most dear, And may Christ, Our Risen Saviour, always be there by your side To bless you most abundantly and be your loving guide. Quote Link to comment
+The-Wolf-Pack Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 JESUS KNOCKING ~ A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little ones' chests, would plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their own hearts. Their eyes would always light up with awe. But she never got a response to equal four-year-old David's. Gently he tucked the stethoscope in his ears and placed the disk over his heart. "Listen," she said, "What do you suppose that is?" He drew his eyebrows together in a puzzled line and looked up as if lost in the mystery of the strange tap-tap-tapping deep in his chest. Then his face broke out in a wondrous grin. "Is that Jesus knocking?" Listen to your heartbeat. Listen for the knock of Jesus upon the door of your heart. ~Whisper Jesus~ Today I got a burden And I felt that I should pray For God's spirit seemed to tell me That you needed prayer today I don't know what the problem is I sure do know the cure And if you'll only let Him God will keep you safe and secure In life there's always problems Cropping up to spoil our day My friend you know the answer All you have to do is pray If you still feel you're defeated And you want to run and hide Just reach out and I'll be there Right there by your side Remember, Whisper "Jesus" For He is just a prayer away He's so close that you can touch Him All you have to do is pray Quote Link to comment
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