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That was nice! I like penguins too!! I suppose you liked "Happy feet" :)

 

I like the imperial penguins a lot, but I love the small ones! In happy feet these penguins were the friends of happy feet! :) I do not remember if it had a name and what they called him!

 

I have seen a documentary with these small ones coming in a land full of other bigger ones like imperial penguins!

 

they were walking fast with their "wings" open and looked like children after school!!! :)

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The rabbit was sitting under a tree and he was smoking....you know!

 

A lizart came close to him and saw him smiking!

 

- what is that?

- that is a cigarette!

- oh! a cigarette?

- Yes! do you want to try?

- I do not know....I ...

- come on! try it!

- ok!

 

The lizart try it but she didn't like it at all!!!

 

- This is awful!!! What are you doing??? My thoat! I need water now!

- take this road you will find the lake!

- Ok! I will go drink some water and I will come back!

- Ok!!!

 

The lizart went to the lake and there he met with the crocodile!

- Hello cousin! How are you? The crocodile said!

- Oh! I am not feeling well!!! Rabbit gave me to try a strange cigarette and now I feel bad!

- The rabbit??? Hmmm and where is the rabbit now???

- there....under the big tree!

- I will go to say to him a few words!!!

 

The crocodile took the road and after 10 minutes he saw the rabbit!

the rabbit was dizzy with the cigarette so he couldn't see clear!

when the crocodile came closer, the rabbit saw him and said loudly:

My God!!! How many water did you drunk?????

 

Anyway.... :laughing:

Edited by dardevle

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The rabbit was sitting under a tree and he was smoking....you know!

 

A lizart came close to him and saw him smiking!

 

- what is that?

- that is a cigarette!

- oh! a cigarette?

- Yes! do you want to try?

- I do not know....I ...

- come on! try it!

- ok!

 

The lizart try it but she didn't like it at all!!!

 

- This is awful!!! What are you doing??? My thoat! I need water now!

- take this road you will find the lake!

- Ok! I will go drink some water and I will come back!

- Ok!!!

 

The lizart went to the lake and there he met with the crocodile!

- Hello cousin! How are you? The crocodile said!

- Oh! I am not feeling well!!! Rabbit gave me to try a strange cigarette and now I feel bad!

- The rabbit??? Hmmm and where is the rabbit now???

- there....under the big tree!

- I will go to say to him a few words!!!

 

The crocodile took the road and after 10 minutes he saw the rabbit!

the rabbit was dizzy with the cigarette so he couldn't see clear!

when the crocodile came closer, the rabbit saw him and said loudly:

My God!!! How many water did you drunk?????

 

Anyway.... :laughing:

 

Hello Dardevle! Happy Easter!

 

Probably I didn't translate this joke good!

 

Well...The rabbit was smoking....not a real cigerette!!!

He saw the crocodile and thought he ws the lizard who went to drink water!!! The crocodile was too big so...he said that! I hope I explaind it a lilttle! :)

 

** sorry if I make mistakes! If I wrote the jokes in greek, I am wondering who would understand what I am writting!!! :)

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Easter Bunny Poop

 

The Easter Bunny came last night

And left this little scoop.

Because you weren't too good this year,

You're getting Bunny Poop!

 

:laughing::):)

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Easter Bunny Hugs And Kisses

 

That cute little bunny has hopped all day,

delivering baskets for the holiday.

His paws are so tired and his nose how it itches,

He left you something special to fulfill all your wishes-

Lots of cute little Easter bunny hugs and kisses.

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The sleepy colors of winter

Fade fast in the dawn of

Spring.

 

 

The joy of Easter's promise,

Delivers sweet reason to

Sing

Refreshed from her snowy

Slumber,

Mother Earth exalts her

Worth.

In a colorful burst of glory,

She blazons her wondrous

Rebirth

 

 

Renew your spirit, refresh

Your soul,

Rejoice with all humankind.

Celebrate life everlasting.

Peace and wonder are

Yours to find.

 

The blessing of the Lord

be upon you...

Psalms 129:8

 

 

 

 

May the glory

and the promise

of this joyous time of year

Bring peace

and happiness to you

and those you hold most dear,

 

And may Christ,

Our Risen Saviour,

always be there by your side

To bless you

most abundantly

and be your loving guide.

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JESUS KNOCKING ~

 

 

A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little ones' chests,

would plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their

own hearts. Their eyes would always light up with awe. But she never

got a response to equal four-year-old David's.

 

 

Gently he tucked the stethoscope in his ears and placed the disk over

his heart. "Listen," she said, "What do you suppose that is?"

He drew his eyebrows together in a puzzled line and looked up as if

lost in the mystery of the strange tap-tap-tapping deep in his chest.

Then his face broke out in a wondrous grin. "Is that Jesus knocking?"

 

 

Listen to your heartbeat.

Listen for the knock of Jesus upon the door of your heart.

 

~Whisper Jesus~

Today I got a burden

And I felt that I should pray

For God's spirit seemed to tell me

That you needed prayer today

 

 

I don't know what the problem is

I sure do know the cure

And if you'll only let Him

God will keep you safe and secure

 

 

In life there's always problems

Cropping up to spoil our day

My friend you know the answer

All you have to do is pray

 

 

If you still feel you're defeated

And you want to run and hide

Just reach out and I'll be there

Right there by your side

 

Remember, Whisper "Jesus"

For He is just a prayer away

He's so close that you can touch Him

All you have to do is pray

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